tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-306171892024-03-28T12:53:09.030+13:00Apia Hash House HarriersThis is the official blog of the Apia Hash House Harriers in Samoa. The Apia Hash is over 27 years old and continues to run strongly. We run every Monday evening come rain or flood. Visitors are welcome. Come discover Samoa with the locals.Sassy of Samoahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14712305819749278016noreply@blogger.comBlogger1077125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-57202021423969819452019-11-29T16:20:00.001+14:002019-11-29T16:20:15.030+14:00Hash 2015 2nd Dec: Psychedelic 70s Disco<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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Run will start 6pm sharply from YNOT at Matautu. Bring your hash cash $20.00 and your bling! This will be a fun evening. </div>
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Run is co-hosted by SassygirlBJ, Slim Shady, Gayboy/MSG, Lewinsky, Crash, Spell Check, TTG & Godfather.</div>
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<br />Sassy of Samoahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14712305819749278016noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-74817462206842851322019-10-31T11:52:00.002+14:002019-10-31T11:52:24.660+14:004th November HALLOWEEN Hash Run 2011 - with Karaeoke & The KingNext week's 4th November will the Halloween Run at Lotopa, hosted by the King of all things nice & scary, Karaeoke and Slim Shady.<br />
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Directions: Go up Papaseea Road from Vaitele Street (toward Frankies Lotopa), a 300 meters or so up on your left is Delicious Cakes and a few other shops. Turn left up the dirt road after Delicious Cakes and The King and Karaoke's place<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"> will be the last house on the left. Parking is usually on the empty block to the right of their gate.</span></div>
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We will be celebrating our <span style="color: blue;"><b>2000th run </b></span>on the<span style="color: blue;"><b> 5-7th October 2019 </b></span><br />
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<br />Sassy of Samoahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14712305819749278016noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-82268979005886956682019-08-12T11:50:00.001+13:002019-08-12T11:50:43.158+13:00FATHER'S DAY TROT - HOSTED BY GODFATHER, TITTYG AND COINSAVE AT POUTASITalofa Hash Meres and hashmen<div>
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Trot kicks off at 2pm. Bring your usual change of clothes, beautiful swimming out there. Bring your $20 hash cash, mugs and utensils.</div>
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If this is your first time to GF & TTG, use the details below furnished by StrapOn.</div>
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Sassy of Samoahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14712305819749278016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-18962768569314547612018-01-29T15:13:00.002+14:002018-01-29T15:13:31.420+14:00Hash Run 1917<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Hash Run 1917 is being hosted by Cunning Linguist and
Snip'n'Tuck at their house in Vaivase-Uta.<o:p></o:p></div>
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The theme is HAIR as CL has none and S'n'T has loads! <o:p></o:p></div>
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is on Vaivase Uta Road, just before you get to the large sports field on the
right - "Tanoa le i'a" - the driveway is on the left; house is at the
back behind another house. CL normally puts something on the rubbish stand!
There will be lots of cars parked before and at a small neighboring shop.
You'll see it!</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-58471613446302113522018-01-29T15:12:00.003+14:002018-01-29T15:12:39.324+14:00Hash Trash 1916<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The Hash was hosted by Pussysnatcher,
Snatched, Toa and Catcher at their house in Apaula Heights. It was a nice cool
day after the rain and the Hashers set off into the bush. The trail meandered
through the jungle until we came out at the top of Apaula and then followed the
road home. It was quite a challenging run, but not the usual killer we expect
from Pussysnatcher.</div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">StrapOn as GM called the circle to order.
There were no newbies, and the retreads were Alex (no excuse), Prince
(communing in NZ), Amit, and Barefoot & Anal. Peeping Clam was made Shoe
Inspector and found Alex, Prince and just Paul.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Celebrity Awards went to Overstayer (for
Crime’s new prison) and Jonathon (for Sassy being in the paper).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">This Day in History Awards went to King (AD
41 – Roman Emperor Caligula, known for his eccentricity and sadistic despotism,
is assassinated by his disgruntled Praetorian Guards. The Guard then proclaims
Caligula's uncle Claudius as Emperor), Poumuli (</span>1523 – Christian II is forced to abdicate
as King of Denmark and Norway), Twin Peaks (1788 – The first elements of the
First Fleet carrying 736 convicts from Great Britain to Australia arrive at
Botany Bay), Nom Nom (1931 – Sir Isaac Isaacs is sworn in as the first
Australian-born Governor-General of Australia), StrapOn (1960 – Little Joe 1B,
a Mercury spacecraft, lifts off from Wallops Island, Virginia with Miss Sam, a
female rhesus monkey on board), Lewinsky (1993 – Bill Clinton is inaugurated
the 42nd President of the United States of America), and Karaoke (Feast Day of
St Francis de Sales).</div>
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instructions not to trample any plantations, but Snip & Tuck ran straight
over one. Jonathon was also awarded for his barbed wire skills. Also the
assurance that there were no problems with dogs on the trail was false, thus
Pussysnatcher joined.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">In the news Trump had referred to shithole
countries, while praising Norway, which led to Pussysnatcher, Dannii and Paul
getting a down down with Poumuli. Samoa has also been banned from the temporary
work visa in the US, which went to Overstayer and Titty Galore. Poumuli noted
that Trump has been accused of an affair with a pornstar, which was reminiscent
of Clinton, hence a down down for Lewinsky.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">There had also been a March for Women’s
Rights, which went to Peeping Clam and Snatched. Australian criticism of
Chinese aid to the Pacific went to Titty Galore and Nom Nom. Opening up for
nominations from the floor, Cunning Linguist nominated Poumuli for practicing
and fixing hair in the car. Ge joined for a Jealousy Award for having no hair, while Witch Doctor was a latecummer.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Nom Nom nominated Alex for overachievement for
running Mt Vaea, and he was joined by Poumuli for no longer doing that. Paul
was also nominated for the noises from his sword interrupting proceedings.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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away her contact lenses. And then the Monk arrived.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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got married Mr and Mrs Smith, so Paul with his amazing moves will henceforth be
known as Quicky. Dannii whom many have called upon for house doctor calls,
shall henceforth be known as Drug Dealer. Toa, our littlest host, is from a
family of cat relations, and shall henceforth be known as SOAP – Son Of A Pussy.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Reverting to the circle Twin Peaks nominated
Poumuli for giving directions but not explaining the theme, while Lewinsky nominated
Tittty Galore for excessive advertising, joined by Godfather. Jonathon got
nominated for saying he would bring more med students and then didn’t. Poumuli
tried to nominate Pussysnatcher and Snatcher for their dangerous driveway and
failed, while Alex’s cellphone went off.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Dannii and Paul at their house in Siusega (past residence of Screamer the First
and venue of many a Hash). The run was set by Nom Nom on this rather hot day. Out we went past the Catholic
Church and around the Faleata sports complex. Coming around on the Siusega side
there was a detour down to Swinger’s compound where Nom Nom abides. He and
Sassygirl BJhad arranged for all Hashers to do 10 push-ups, 10 star-jumps and
have a shot of something that tasted like kerosene, but was in fact Niu Voka.
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brought by someone called Courtney. There was the ANZ neighbour whose name
escaped. Lemiki and Ti from Fiji brought by someone called Nynette. Josh
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Fanta (leaning), Dannii and Paul (honeymooning), Karaoke (mowing the lawn in
Auckland), Princess Snip and Einstein (hanging out), and Matthew (forgotten his
hash name, hashed with us 20 years ago).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">For staying away from Hash so long, Matthew
had his served in a sauce pan. He thought his Hash name should be Hashtag, but
the King suggested Toetag.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Shoe Inspector Nom Nom found Ti and Lemiki,
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the paper) and Godfather (there was a fire in Siumu after he had consumed too
much of the extra spicy goulash).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">This Day in History Awards went to Poumuli
(1814 – Treaty of Kiel: Frederick VI of Denmark cedes Norway to Sweden in
return for Pomerania), Sassy and Thom (1900 – The United States Senate accepts
the Anglo-German treaty of 1899 in which the United Kingdom renounces its
claims to the Samoan islands), the ANZ Banker (1960 – The Reserve Bank of
Australia, the country's central bank and banknote issuing authority, is
established), Lewinsky (1998 – Lewinsky scandal: Matt Drudge breaks the story
of the Bill Clinton–Monica Lewinsky affair on his Drudge Report website),
Karaoke (Feast Day of St Francis), Godfather (Feast Day of St Titian) and
StrapOn (International Fetish Day). The King requested more information on St
Titian.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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had driven past the pack, all sweating and panting, teasing them with sweeties.
Before King took his award, Godfather reminded that there would be an Elvis
impersonator at Travellers Point – if King goes, will that make them Elvi?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">At the pitstop, Godfather had insisted on
showing off, and did 30 push-ups instead. So why not do 50 now? Lewinsky had
been persistently shouting come on you fat bastard, ostensibly to himself, but
POD was in front of him several times, so a Spousal Abuse Award to Lewinsky.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">The newcomer Jonathan had claimed to be a
terrible runner, yet he was far and away the best of the pack (not saying much,
but…). He was joined by Coinsave and Will who had stopped to watch a girls
volleyball game, and they stood there for hours. They got the GF Proud Of You
Award. Witch Doctor was a latecummer.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Overstayer and Thom had avoided the
pitstop, so the GM made them do the push-ups and jumps, followed by the shots.
POD had her birthday last week, and also renewed her vows to Lewinsky. The King
explained that he wanted Lewinsky for a double as he had forced drinks on him,
and also for the DJ falling asleep.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Opening up for nominations, Sassy had
noticed some foul smells around the place, and gave the down down to Fanta and
the ANZ Banker. Cunning Linguist wanted to give a Carelessness Award to King
for losing his glasses, but this became a Heroes Award for CL.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Godfather was moved to see the two Fijians
at Hash to remind everyone of the great opportunity in the Interhash being
organised in Nadi in late May this year. He urged the Hash to consider
attending with the estimated 6000 runners from around the world, and asked POD
to gain share the information (which she has now done).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Karaoke was very interested in going, but
she said she was broke, so she nominated the ANZ Banker, who at Poumuli’s
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Sassy was really grateful to Fanta that his
toilet wasn’t working, as her phone had fallen in. Coinsave gave an Undercover
Celebrity Award to Poumuli for singing at the Oka Festival. (It was 3 Little
Birds, not No Woman No Cry).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Nom Nom thanked Overstayer and Thom for the
finely engraved mugs, and POD nominated Karaoke and King, for Karaoke’s dance
with, and disappointment in performance of, her dad. King was added in for
raising expectations.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">The King obviously hadn’t had enough, and
claimed to set the record straight that the lawn mowing in Auckland was in fact
a Brazilian wax. Ungrateful Award to King.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">The hosts and the hare – Fanta, Dannii,
Paul and Nom Nom were saluted before we had a wonderful feast of curry.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Next week is hosted by Pussysnatcher and
Snatched in Apaula Heights.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">On On<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Poumuli, IKA Slit<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-5640704847595918342017-12-15T13:32:00.004+14:002017-12-15T13:32:42.081+14:00Hash Run 1912<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Hope you all recovered from Christmas Hash. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Hash next week, 18th Dec will be hosted by BB, Swinger and StrapOn at
Papauta.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Theme: Heroines<o:p></o:p></div>
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Venue - StrapOn's house: Same road to Mailelani Soap
Factory/Le Petite Cafe, it's the second house on the right. The house has a
white deck in the front. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Run starts: 6pm on the dot!<o:p></o:p></div>
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On!On!<o:p></o:p></div>
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StrapOn<o:p></o:p></div>
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Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-1100197718883567842017-12-15T13:32:00.002+14:002017-12-15T13:32:37.685+14:00Hash Run 1912<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Hope you all recovered from Christmas Hash. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Hash next week, 18th Dec will be hosted by BB, Swinger and StrapOn at
Papauta.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Theme: Heroines<o:p></o:p></div>
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Venue - StrapOn's house: Same road to Mailelani Soap
Factory/Le Petite Cafe, it's the second house on the right. The house has a
white deck in the front. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Run starts: 6pm on the dot!<o:p></o:p></div>
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On!On!<o:p></o:p></div>
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StrapOn<o:p></o:p></div>
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Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-47369923046993917912017-12-15T13:32:00.000+14:002017-12-15T13:32:06.862+14:00Hash Trash 1911<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The Christmas Hash was hosted by Gayboy at
Sunrise Restaurant in Matautu. It had been a really rainy Monday, but we were
blessed by a lull in the deluge as the pack set out for what is really a pub
crawl. The Hash kids safely ensconced in a red Hilux, the trail went down Beach
Road to Amanaki, then back via CVs, OTR and sundry other places. Bemused locals
and tourists were regaled by bawdy versions of classic Christmas carols, belted
out with gusto and accompanied by Godfather’s ukulele. The pack meandered
slightly on the return, but we were finally able to muster a very large and
loud circle.</div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Slim Shady was our GM, and invited the
newbies to enter the circle. These were Soopuka brought by Gabby, Tanya brought
by someone called Tammy, Paulie, Peter and Taz brought by Skull, Coinsave’s
brother, Talai brought by someone called Courtney, and Nicholai Taulelei
brought by Poumuli and Wahoo. All got a down down, joined by Titty Galore and
Lewinsky.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Retreads were Wahoo (mummying), Captain
Bolitos (doing things with balls), Cunning Linguist, Swinger (world tour),
Coinsave, Nom Nom, Cunning, Skull, GBH, Gayboy and Captain Mortein.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Shoe Inspector Gayboy found Kiwi and
Coinsave’s brother.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Celebrity Awards went to Princess
Fantapants, GBH, Gabby, Peeping Clam (all in photos in the paper) and Lewinsky
for Sassygirl BJ (numerous stories from Vanuatu Games).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">This Day in History Awards went to Captain
Mortein (902 – Battle of the Holme: Anglo-Saxon forces are defeated by Danish
Vikings under Æthelwold (a son of Æthelred of Wessex) who is killed in battle),
Godfather (1996 – Gwen Jacob is acquitted of committing an indecent act, giving
women the right to be topfree in Ontario, Canada – GF approved), Poumuli (1997
– The Kyoto Protocol opens for signature), Nom Nom and Skull (2005 – Cronulla
riots: Thousands of White Australians demonstrate against ethnic violence
resulting in a riot against anyone thought to be Lebanese in Cronulla, New
South Wales; these are followed up by retaliatory ethnic attacks on Cronulla),
Princess Fantapants (2017 – Marriage Amendment Bill to recognize same-sex
marriage passes in Australia) and Pervert (Human Rights Day).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">The GM had some awards, and started with POD
for a Child Abuse Award for making Happy Feet run all the way from Amanaki.
Then there was a Mean Aunty Award to Titty Galore who stopped a couple
handholding on the run.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Next Princess Fantapants for the Not So
Secret Award – apparently he had been revealing a bit too much of himself in
the Santa suit. Karaoke got a Balldropper Award, and Smashlee for asking why
run with the kids.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Opening up for nominations, Coinsave
quickly got Crime for leaning. Poumuli tried to add in another for Crime, but
failed.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Cunning Linguist, piqued that Swinger had
been posting all these photos from his world tour, updating the minutiae of his
progress, gave him the Rubbing It In Award. He was joined by Coinsave who had
also been on part of the tour.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Skull’s son Peter nominated his sister for
running in a strapless bra, and running faster than her mascara. Both of them
took the down down, while Godfather’s interest was perked. Cunning nominated
Snake for hiding in the bushes, joined by Pervert.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Princess Fantapants nonimaned Nom Nom for
the Libra Award, as the running colours of his get up suggested immediate
ovulation. Noms was joined by Coinsave for leaning.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">The GM then recognized Junior and Richard
Wetzell who had snuck in to the Hash. Karaoke gave the Master Chef Award to
Crash Bandicoot. Lewinsky was supposed to get a pig, and got a cow instead.
Both Crash and Lewinsky had a down down, with Soopuka for leaning.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Coinsave then asked for a Subterfuge Award
for Cockblocker – he has been walking around with a black eye and giving
different reasons each time asked. Transporter and Lowrider got the Missed
Retreads Award. Swinger nominated Coinsave for giving influenza to an entire
cruise ship.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Smashlee tried to nominate Captain Bolitas,
but named Paul instead, but in the midst of this failure Godfather asked for Happy
Bunny to join because of her smile when Captain is on shore. Prince was asked
the rhetorical question, why the facial hair? Burt Reynolds Award.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Gayboy nominated Captain Mortein for the
down down he hadn’t had yet, but this was false, so both took it. They were
soon joined by chattering nabobs Gabby and Soopuka.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Godfather made an impassioned speech about
not missing 30 odd years of Christmas Hashes. This was followed by the Pricks
of the Year Award – Poumuli for missing the birth of his son, and Nom Nom,
Godfather and Snake for the dead cat and pig run. Tit of the Year Award went to
POD for her excessive running.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">The Hare and Host were saluted. Merry
Christmas and Happy New Year to all.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">On On<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Poumuli, IKA Slit<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-53372103195732234742017-12-11T13:51:00.001+14:002017-12-11T13:51:46.297+14:00Hash Run 1911 - Christmas Hash<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Talofa all<br />
Tonight's Christmas Hash will be hosted by Gayboy at Sunrise Restaurant in Matautu. Come on down to the home of sweet and sour cat for some carolling and fun. Its locate by the Samoa Ports Authority building.<br />
Run starts at 6 PM rain or shine.<br />
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On On<br />
Poumuli, IKA Slit</div>
Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-68884736430783558012017-12-11T13:49:00.000+14:002017-12-11T13:49:22.707+14:00Hash Trash 1910<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The Hash was hosted by the King and Karaoke
in Lotopa. It was an incredibly rainy day, so it was surprising that so many
actually made it out. The rain had precluded any sort of trail to be set, so
StrapOn volunteered as live hare. Out the gate we went on a perambular run
around Lotopa, with the faster runners going all the way over to the Mormon
temple and back.</div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">StrapOn came in as GM, and called the
circle to order. New to Hash was Gabby who is a UN volunteer, and came with
someone called Pru and Mark. Down downs for Peeping Clam, Princess Fantapants
and Gabby.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">The retreads were Poumuli (away in Fiji and
Germany), Overstayer (in Savaii but based in Upolu now), Witch Doctor, Tom,
Crime, Peeping Clam and Princess Fantapants.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Shoe inspector Snip and Tuck failed, as she
falsely accused POD.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">This Day in History Awards went to StrapOn
for Gayboy (977 – Emperor Otto II lifts the siege at Paris and withdraws. His
rearguard is defeated while crossing the Aisne River by Frankish forces under
King Lothair III), Crash Bandicoot (2006 – Commodore Frank Bainimarama overthrows
the government in Fiji), King (1726 – King Adolph of Sweden dies), and Lewinsky
(International Day for People with Disabilities).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Celebrity Awards went to Princess
Fantapants (for FBI who was in the paper), Godfather and Cockblocker (SVS in
the paper), Peeping Clam (not happy about Prince Harry), Lewinsky (30 year anniversary
of RLS, of which his dad was a founder), the King (did not enter world’s best guacamole
competition), and Cockblocker for World Aids Day.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Turning to the GM’s awards, we saw some
improvements in the 7s, with vocal support from Karaoke. Then there had been the
Queen’s Baton Relay, with numerous indiscretions including Sassygirl BJ driving
too slow, Godfather taking a short-cut, POD running in front of the
Baton-bearer and Poumuli trying to us the baton as a bat.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Opening up for nominations, Princess
Fantapants nominated Peeping Clam for the Not Samoan Award, as she was peeling
more than a chimpanzee from her sunburn. Then Lewinsky nominated the GM for his
speedy side step of a charging dog on the run. Lewinsky joined him as he had
been laughing about the incident.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">POD nominated Titty Galore for her nesting skills
in fashioning a sling for Godfather out of a bikini top. Lewinsky nominated
Crash for the bad son in law award for not wearing pink to the run. POD had
been listening to the radio when the bodybuilding contest was on, and
apparently the commentary from the ladies watching would have been illegal if
men had uttered them during Ms Samoa. To top it off, the King had been abused
by Karaoke upon her return from the contest.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Godfather noted that the Hash has been
around for 30 odd years, and that a long time ago at a Togitogia run Snake had
found a snake in the bush, for which he is named. This week they found a snake
at Sinalei, and after that was disposed of, he began to look for the parent
snakes. Then he remembered that Snake had been his electrician. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Princess Fantapants joined him for sitting
during this story. Finally, Karaoke nominated Snake for getting upset that
someone called him old at last week’s Hash.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">The Hosts and Hare were saluted. Next week’s
Hash is at Sunrise Restaurant, Christmas Hash 6PM, rain or shine.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">On On<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Poumuli, IKA Slit<o:p></o:p></span></div>
</div>
Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-63733451083006270802017-08-11T14:53:00.001+13:002017-08-11T14:53:33.761+13:00Hash Trash 1893<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The Hash was hosted by AC/DC at the Tokelau
compound in Moamoa. A cool day it was with blustery winds. The perfect day to
set a run on flour. Yes, for a change he had actually set a run. We went off
the usual way though, to the left towards the big ford. But here there was a
circle and we went deeper into Moamoa heartland. Apart from some lazy dogs and
curious locals it was all good. We crossed the ford, and realised what the
laughter was about – we went into a small loop and returned to the ford. So on
back we went to where we had come. We explored the ford for flour, but in the
end several just ran back and up to Chanel College. All good.</div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">POD called the circle to order, and new to
Hash was Johnny who had been brought by FBI. The retreads were FBI (small
operation), Overstayer (work), Tom (on Savaii) and Lucy (back for a week).
Screamer as Shoe Inspector failed.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">This Day in History Awards went to Il Capo
(1173 – Construction of the campanile of the Cathedral of Pisa (now known as
the Leaning Tower of Pisa) begins; it will take two centuries to complete –
Italian efficiency and skill!), Crash Bandicoot (1947 – Thor Heyerdahl's balsa
wood raft the Kon-Tiki, crashes into the reef at Raroia in the Tuamotu Islands
after a 101-day, 7,000 kilometres (4,300 mi) journey across the Pacific Ocean
in an attempt to prove that pre-historic peoples could have traveled from South
America), AC/DC (1971 – The first Pacific Islands Forum (then known as the
"South Pacific Forum") is held in Wellington, New Zealand, with the
aim of enhancing cooperation between the independent countries of the Pacific
Ocean), Tom (Feast Day of St Sithney, patron saint of mad dogs) and POD for
Happy Feet (Happiness Happens Day).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Celebrity Awards went to Nom Nom for
Peeping Clam (peeping out of an Observer photo), Eveready for Slim Shady’s dad,
and FBI for the crime headline accompanying it.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Cunning Linguist then did a special
celebrity award for the Norwegians, as the new tram seats in Oslo, in twilight,
looked as if the tram was full of burka wearers, freaking the people out. Witch
Doctor and Poumuli went up.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Turning to the theme for the run, babies,
the GM had to ponder the meaning of Snip & Tuck’s carnevalesque outfit –
was she ready for babies? Nom Nom and Lewinsky were given the Worst Nappy Ever
Awards, Mark the Best Nappy Award, and Screamer, whose definition of babies as
a collection of orifices that produce biohazards was acclaimed.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">It had been an active weekend in sports so
Lucy and Cunning were given awards for the Lions and Crusaders respectively. We
also had Neymar sign the highest transfer fee in history, so for the Best
Brazilian she brought up Johnny, Snake and second best FBI.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Returning to the crappy nappies theme, Il
Capo obviously approaches that as an Italian architect approaches building
towers, as her son had crapped all over the deck at a weekend Perimeter
training set.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">She also pointed out that this was a nice
venue for the Hash, but that AC/DC must enjoy Christmas too much as the
decorations were still up. For some reason this went to Snake and Poumuli.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">FBI nominated the failing barmen Lewinsky
and AC/DC, and when all said aye for AC/DC he failed to notice that he was
dobbing himself in.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Latecummers Godfather and Peeping Clam were
greeted. Cunning nominated Snip & Tuck, as she had arranged for them to go
for a walk on Saturday, but when ready there was no sign, no sight or sound. Obviously
practicing her costume. Lewinsky nominated the GM for winning the 21 K, and
Poumuli for rescuing Godfather from a second by taking his hat.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Il Capo nominated Crash as someone had
crashed into her car. Slim Shady was latecummer, and AC/DC gave her a second
one for pulling out of hosting.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Turning to announcements, we need drivers
and supporters for the Perimeter Relay. Godfather mentioned the 2018 Inter Hash
in Nadi and urged a group of us to go.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">The Hare and Hosts were saluted before a
magnificent island style feast was served up.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Next week will be Father’s Day run at
Godfather’s and Titty G’s in Poutasi. Your Scribe will be in Honiara with the
Hash there.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">On On<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Poumuli, IKA Slit<o:p></o:p></span></div>
</div>
Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-64997515825287699752017-08-11T14:52:00.001+13:002017-08-11T14:52:35.346+13:00Hash Trash 1892<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal">
The Hash was hosted at On The Rocks by
Lewinsky and POD in the absence of a suitable host. Cockblocker was live hare
and took us on a jaunt on the seawall to Mulinuu, back into town and on home
through the back roads of Apia. Not the most interesting run, but whatever.
There were sweet nuts awaiting.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">POD called the circle to order, trying to
be heard over the infernal catervauling of the OTR band. There were no newbies
or retreads. While Richie was fined for leaning, Shoe Inspector Snakebite
struck gold with Prince.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">This Day in History Awards went to Poumuli
(1030 – Ladejarl-Fairhair succession wars: Battle of Stiklestad: King Olaf II
fights and dies trying to regain his Norwegian throne from the Danes), a
British <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Medic (1900 – Kaiser Wilhelm II makes a
speech comparing Germans to Huns; for years afterwards, "Hun" would
be a disparaging name for Germans), Snake (1970 – Black Tot Day: The last day
of the officially sanctioned rum ration in the Royal Navy), StrapOn (1976 – In
New York City, David Berkowitz (a.k.a. the "Son of Sam") kills one
person and seriously wounds another in the first of a series of attacks), Crash
Bandicoot (World Hepatitis Day) and Lewinsky (International Beer Day).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Celebrity Awards went to Coinsave (for pro
and anti Sinalei stories), Nom Nom (for Snatched story), POD (for being the “darling
of Samoan running”) and Poumuli (for giving his real name to the WHO Expanded
Special Project on the Elimination of Neglected tropical diseases).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">On the run Mark and Coinsave ran past his
building and he didn’t pay homage, while Mark was chasing Danielle. POD joined
for being vindictive. Screamer was nominated for partying wildly on the south
side.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Snake nominated Lewinsky, as he had asked
for an extension cord at OTR, and it was so filthy he had to unlock it somehow,
and somehow broke something. Anyway both of them took the award as it was
incomprehensible. Prince gave the hero
award to Lewinsky for his role in the paddling regatta and the provision of an
after race keg. He then tried to blame Titty Galore and went from hero to zero,
but she joined in.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Nom Nom nominated POD and Lewinsky who as
last week’s hosts had not provided us with a safe space for Hash. Because THERE
WERE PEOPLE HAVING SEX IN THEIR TOILET. In the end it was agreed that this must
have been Nom Nom and Peeping Clam.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">StrapOn nominated Poumuli for Wahoo’s FB
posts about pregnant women needing to have sex every day. He then nominated
Godfather for showing off his tattoo to someone from the Suva Hash that StrapOn
had met in the Port Vila Hash.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">For the 50<sup>th</sup> Anniversary of the
Peace Corps, Eveready and Louisa were nominated. Peeping Clam made Mark join
them for having made out with one during the celebration party. Crash was made
to join for looking Mexican.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">The Hare and Hosts were saluted and then
PIZZA!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">On On <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Poumuli, IKA Slit<o:p></o:p></span></div>
</div>
Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-36099288647372371792017-07-31T11:56:00.002+13:002017-07-31T11:56:32.664+13:00Hash Trash 1891<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The Hash was hosted by Godfather, Titty
Galore, Speedhumper and Aaron at the Lewinsky compound in Taumeasina. It was a
warm day for a run, but we got off to a late start so the heat was bearable.
The run went out the front and left, with a false trail almost immediately. We
backtracked and the trail led along the river bank – because of high tide the
water was now up to our knees. Really rather disgusting. We re-joined the trail
on the road, which led to another false trail, before the trail was reacquired.
A significant run, and we were well met back with Godfather’s cool glistening
nuts.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">POD as GM announced that this would be a
special Hash, as we were going to have a Hash Wedding. At that, the Celebrant –
Elvis – actually Eveready, stepped forward and assumed his position at the
altar helpfully provided by the Lewinskies. The Bride’s entrance was presaged
by Speedhumper, joyfully flinging plastic forks in front of her. Titty G was
escorted by Snake, with his “daughter” Chanel acting as the veil carrier.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ">Elvisready began the proceedings by
welcoming the dearly beloved, that we had gathered together to join this Hasher
and Hash Mere. And although there had been some milking of the cow through the
fence, the King would forgive such trivial sins. Snake was invited to speak,
and he talked of the best way to strengthen the family was to keep it in the
Hash family. He mentioned that there had been a secret wedding in New Zealand,
but that the secret to a happy marriage remains a secret. Elvisready then asked
Godfather if he would take Titty G for his awful wedded wife, and more along
the same lines. He then asked Titty G if she would take Godfather as her
husband, promise to love him when he is cranky, has had too many down-downs, or
lost his hearing aid. He added that Godfather would in return promise to put
the seat down when he was finished. A ring was produced for Titty G, and a ball
and chain for Godfather. By the power vested in him by the City of Las Vegas,
Elvisready then pronounced them husband and wife, to loud cheers. He then asked
them to chastely kiss, no toungue, and to much cheers he said, you may now have
your way with her. The ceremony was finished off with singing and dancing to
Signed, Sealed, Delivered (I’m Yours).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">The circle was called to a semblance of
order, and those new to Hash were called forward. These were Chanel (Snakebite
in drag), Charlie (from Auckland on holiday), Louisa, Lara, Will, Tara
(medicos), David from Nigeria (where do I send my money, asked Snake), and
Connor (UK).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">The retreads were Curly, Pro Boner,
Transporter, Cougar, Snip & Tuck, Lexi, Crash Bandicoot, Lowrider and
Rottweiler. The GM then called in Pool Boy for not declaring. Shoe Inspector
Pool Boy then failed in his inspection.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Celebrity Awards went to Sassygirl BJ
(story in the paper about the deliberate release of farmed minks by activists,
which all died. Sassy had referred to herself in an email as the Hash Mink).
Gayboy accused Lewinsky of investing secretly in Rarotonga as he had found
himself in a bar there called On The Rocks.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">This Day in History Awards went to Snake (1645
– Qing dynasty regent Dorgon issues an edict ordering all Han Chinese men to
shave their forehead and braid the rest of their hair into a queue identical to
those of the Manchus), Poumuli (1814 – The Swedish–Norwegian War begins), Il
Capo (1866 – Austro-Prussian War: Battle of Lissa: The Austrian Navy, led by
Admiral Wilhelm von Tegetthoff, defeats the Italian Navy near the island of Vis
in the Adriatic Sea), Cunning Linguist (National Day, celebrates the
inauguration of Léopold I, the first king of the Belgians, after its
independence from the Netherlands on October 4, 1830), Snakebite (Feast Day of
St Margaret the Virgin), Gayboy (International Ratcatcher Day) and Lewinsky (Monica
Lewinsky’s birthday).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Warning Snip & Tuck of the leaning rule,
the GM reminded her of the story of yellow dress at the yellow house, where
Cunning Linguist ripped it off her. Pervert was then caught leaning.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">The medicos Charlie and Connor had arrived
saying they were friends with Tom, but they must surely be impostors for not
running. She went on to remark how in Samoa its usually the youngest who
becomes a fa’fa, and this was clearly not the case with Chanel/Snakebite.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Lewinsky then nominated Snake for coming to
the rescue and fixing the wiring of the lights, but Poumuli pointed out that
Snake had done the original wiring. Snake then nominated Lewinsky for something
he would not reveal.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">The Hash Monk arrived and started naming.
First there was Jessica, who will now be called Happy Bunny. Then there was
fighting smackdown Lexi, who will now be known as GBH. Then the excitable
under-age Hash Mere Marcella was named Princess Snip, while her smart sister
was named Einstein. Aaron for being loud at work but silent at home was called
Mute Button, while super flexible Rachel will be known as Bendy.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">The Hare and the Hosts were saluted before
we sang and ate.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">On On<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Poumuli, IKA Slit<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-69145573249883965582017-07-24T09:13:00.000+13:002017-07-24T09:13:06.111+13:00Hash Trash 1890<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal">
The Hash was hosted at the Yellow House up
from Giordano’s on Cross Island Road by Ginger Mark. Brutally hot day it was
and we were threatened with a long run, but with a river crossing. The run was
ostensibly set on flour, but as we soon found out you needed a microscope to
see it. The run went down Cross Island Road, and there the front running
bastards made a big mistake, dodging cars, and missing the turn to the river.
They instead went to the seawall, along and back up via the hospital. The
slower ones led by Godfather, actually found the trail and did do a river
crossing but took a shortcut back. There were plenty of Godfather’s cool
succulent nuts to savour as we awaited the Hash Circle.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">POD was GM again, having been in training
for her marathon Marathon. She called those new to Hash forward, and they were
legion. First there was Simon and Richie
who had been brought by Godfather. Then there was apparently the entire
Swinburne Uni from Melbourne.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">The retreads were Poumuli (in Bula Land),
Snakebite (working), Speedhumper (busy) and Crime (likely at Tafaigata). Shoe
Inspector Screamer tried but failed, and was joined by Snake who interfered in
her duties (imposting?).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Celebrity Awards went to Mark for Prince
(in the paper) and POD and Lewinsky for Marathon story.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">This Day in History Awards went to
Cockblocker (1938 – Douglas Corrigan takes off from Brooklyn to fly the
"wrong way" to Ireland and becomes known as "Wrong Way"
Corrigan), the Swinburne All Black (1976 – The opening of the Summer Olympics
in Montreal is marred by 25 African teams boycotting the games because of New
Zealand's participation. Contrary to rulings by other international sports
organizations, the IOC had declined to exclude New Zealand because of their
participation in South African sporting events during apartheid), Lewinsky (1998
– A diplomatic conference adopts the Rome Statute of the International Criminal
Court, establishing a permanent international court to prosecute individuals
for genocide, crimes against humanity, war crimes, and the crime of aggression)
and Eveready (Feast Day of St Francis Solanus).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Turning to the run, a Hash Mere had
stumbled on the run, and had stopped to wash her hands at the dive shop, and
even scored some antiseptic. Screamer was joined by Richie who had a scooter accident
on the weekend. He hadn’t hit a dog, he hadn’t hit a pig – he had hit the
accelerator! A Road Toast Award to the two of them.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">The Host who was also the Hare, had used
such a tiny amount of flour that it must have been the most valuable ever. Gold
Dust Award to Mark. Latecummer Gayboy was welcomed with a down down.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Snake had been sharing his sob story before
the run about ex-rays and pain, when all seriousness aside, the grand
conclusion is that he is getting old. Grumpy Old Man Award to Snake. He was
joined by Il Capo, who as always was whingeing, but this time was actually
sick, yet came to Hash. Dedication to Hash Award.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Opening up for nominations, Snake wanted to
thank Lewinsky for not wasting our beer by drinking vodka. Il Capo nominated
Jessica for always missing the theme, and she was joined by the Hareraiser Nom
Nom for not posting it.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Poumuli nominated CB for forgetting his
son’s food, and then poisoning the rest of the kids with his
konzentrationslager fumes from his truck. Gayboy nominated Snake for Worst Boss
of the Year for sending an employee to fix a gate. Snake said the employee was
more skilled so both took the award.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Mark nominated Lewinsky for his support to
the ginger people, while Snake nominated Godfather to atone for the deploring
state of rugby in Samoa. Lewinsky then nominated POD for breaking the Lalomanu record.
She clarified that she had only done so because of Godfather’s pestering, and
he was of course proud of her.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Non Nom had been out with Peeping Clam’s
gay uncles, when one of them had ordered a vodka tonic, to which the other
exclaimed that this is the gayest drink ever. As it is also Lewinsky’s current
choice, he joined Peeping Clam.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Il Capo was nominated for leaning and
Genora as a latecummer.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Next week will be hosted by Godfather,
Titty Galore and Speedhumper at the Lewinsky compound.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">On On<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-NZ">Poumuli, IKA Slit<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-55800906616674754532017-05-29T11:24:00.001+13:002017-05-29T11:24:33.357+13:00Hash Run 1883<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Tonight's hash will be hosted by Yahoo, Wahoo and Poumuli at their place on Atoa Avenue, off Bank Street in Vaoala.<br />
<br />
Theme: Be Independent!<br />
<br />
On On</div>
Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-6222836274393286792017-05-29T11:23:00.003+13:002017-05-29T11:23:25.151+13:00Hash Trash 1882<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal">
The Hash was hosted by Nom Nom and Peeping Clam at the
Yellow Collective in Motootua. A nice day for a run set on flour, and we had
been spared the rain splattering it everywhere. It was on out the gate and down
to the Beach Road, then a circle around the Leone Bridge construction, with a
straight back run via the Hospital Road. Godfather had again provided us access
to his sweet cool nuts, but they seem to be getting smaller by the day.
Curious…</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
POD was our GM as usual, and called the newbies forward, and
they were legion: Genora (SPREP intern), Gareth (WIBDI), Heather, Ziyun (SPREP
intern), Gavin (Scot med student), James (med student), Bridget (CI), Tibo
(France) and Malia (Samoa). Down downs were given Crown of Thorns and
Cockblocker for forgotten names.</div>
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<div class="MsoNormal">
The retreads were Do Me Twice (following dreams), Poumuli
(climate changing), Crown of Thorns (stuck in Waiheke), Nom Nom (embezzling
Nepal) and Cockblocker (busy not working). Screamer was appointed Shoe
Inspector, and made a valiant attempt but failed. She was joined by Tibo for
smoking in the circle.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Celebrity Awards went to Strap On for numerous photos in the
paper, and Lewinsky for the similarities to Trump’s current ails. </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
This Day in History Awards went to POD (491 – Empress Ariane
marries Anastasius I. The widowed Augusta is able to choose her successor for
the Byzantine throne, after Zeno (late emperor) dies of dysentery), James the
med (844 – Battle of Clavijo: The Apostle Saint James the Greater is said to
have miraculously appeared to a force of outnumbered Asturians and aided them
against the forces of the Emir of Cordoba), Cunning Linguist (1568 – Dutch
rebels led by Louis of Nassau, defeat Jean de Ligne, Duke of Arenberg, and his
loyalist troops in the Battle of Heiligerlee, opening the Eighty Years' War),
Nom Nom (1840 – The transportation of British convicts to the New South Wales
colony is abolished), Slim Shady (1936 – Sada Abe is arrested after wandering
the streets of Tokyo for days with her dead lover's severed genitals in her
handbag. Her story soon becomes one of Japan's most notorious scandals), Do Me
Twice (1953 – Jackie Cochran becomes the first woman to break the sound barrier),
Il Capo (1992 – Italy's most prominent anti-mafia judge Giovanni Falcone, his
wife and three body guards are killed by the Corleonesi clan with a half-ton
bomb near Capaci, Sicily. His friend and colleague Paolo Borsellino will be
assassinated less than two months later, making 1992 a turning point in the
history of Italian Mafia prosecutions), Lewinsky (1998 – A U.S. federal judge
rules that U.S. Secret Service agents can be compelled to testify before a
grand jury concerning the Lewinsky scandal involving President Bill Clinton)
and Crown of Thorns (International Day for Biological Diversity).</div>
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<div class="MsoNormal">
Turning to celebrations, Poumuli had his on a plane, and was
joined by Cunning Linguist and Snip & Tuck for their recent engagement
(please not another Hash Wedding like Ali Bin Shaggin!)</div>
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<div class="MsoNormal">
Tonight’s theme had of course bee</div>
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Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-79696027287675730832017-04-27T18:58:00.001+13:002017-04-27T19:00:56.733+13:00HASH RUN 1879 - StrapOn is hosting a Sa Moana Folau themed Run at Papauta<span style="background-color: white; color: #4b4f56; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Location - Go on the road to Mailelani Soap Factory/Le Petite Cafe, the house will be the second on your right with the white deck in the front. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #4b4f56; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #4b4f56; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #4b4f56; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Theme: Sa Moana Folau. Protecting the Mountains to the Oceans. So dress up as a character representing the Forests or the Ocean. If can combine both you will get a prize! Those not in costume will need to sing a song from Moana the cartoon.</span><br />
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<img src="https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTa42eqVa1VLasQWgGLF7_Z4Tn9romBRdWlNJI4uSrm8Oiv5r0zL0VIrZPY" /> <img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRGG-BjfFoezC1VT5fQ95VhY8Hrz6o23Sw6tRPoVigQPKEvFKoqiszt20cX" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #4b4f56; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #4b4f56; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #4b4f56; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Start time: 5.30pm</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #4b4f56; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #4b4f56; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #4b4f56; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">On!On!</span>Sassy of Samoahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14712305819749278016noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-23141975220862764672017-04-07T15:19:00.000+13:002017-04-07T15:19:28.363+13:00Hash Run 1876<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="background: white; color: #4b4f56; font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%;">Hash Run 1876 is
kindly hosted by Lewinsky and POD at Tameasina. You go towards Tameasina Island
Resort and straight after you take the turn from the Main East Costal Road, you
take a right at the 1st right fork in the road, and then the 1st left.</span></div>
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<span style="background: white; color: #4b4f56; font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%;">Bring your Hash Cash of 20 tala, and some swimmies if you want to have a dip after the run.</span></div>
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Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-52655122333288988162017-04-07T15:18:00.000+13:002017-04-07T15:18:06.303+13:00Hash Trash 1875<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The Hash was hosted by Screamer and Gagging Diva inside the
Keil compound in Motootua. We were back to normal time, so it was a relatively
cool afternoon. The run went out the gate and up Cross Island Road, then
turning right onwards past the hospital. Almost at the bottom, we realised we
had no trail, and cut back up to find the trail cutting back to the Cross
Island Road. The trail then headed over towards NUS, and cut back to the broken
bridge – then it was on home up the Cross Island Road.</div>
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POD was our GM as usual, and she called for those new to
Hash to step forward. These were Luca (but friends of Crown of Thorns) and
Eric, brought by Cockblocker. Alex came
to Hash because he lives there, while Sam and Morgan had been brought by Prue.
Peeping Clam and CB took one each.</div>
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The retreads were Slim Shady (drinking rum), Ring Ring
(busy), Snip & Tuck (snipping and tucking).</div>
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This Day in History Awards went to Slim Shady (1917 – The
United States takes possession of the Danish West Indies after paying $25
million to Denmark, and renames the territory the United States Virgin Islands),
CB (1947 – The only mutiny in the history of the Royal New Zealand Navy begins),
Alex (1981 – U.S. President Ronald Reagan is shot outside a Washington, D.C.,
hotel by John Hinckley, Jr.; three others are wounded in the same incident), Lewinsky
(2002 – Monica Lewinsky, no longer bound by the terms of her immunity agreement,
appeared in the HBO special, "Monica in Black and White", part of the
America Undercover series. In it she answered a studio audience's questions
about her life and the Clinton affair) and Lewinsky (2004 – Google announces
Gmail to the public).</div>
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Celebrity Awards went to Il Capo (present at the Vavu wreck
scene), Peeing Clam for Sassygirl BJ (twice in the paper), Poumuli (Ele
fundraising) and Godfather (story about Poutasi).</div>
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Shoe Inspector Screamer at first was told to look at Snip
& Tuck but this was a false accusation as verified by Screamer, so Ring
Ring took the down down. Turning to the GM’s nominations Slim Shady was
anonymously nominated for sharing the chips with her breasts. A discombobulated
Godfather asked “what was wrong with that?” Gagging Diva was nominated for
seeing phantom dogs and ninja bombs. Morgan was asked if she was half in the
circle, as she had been doing a yoga pose the whole time – she did the Yoga
Award doing the same pose.</div>
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Il Capo nominated the GM, for usually being in front and
talking a lot of bla bla. Poumuli noted that it was the Year of the Rooster,
which CB had on his t-shirt and is the birth year of Alex as well, so a
Cockfight Award was given to both of them.</div>
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Slim Shady nominated Poumuli for the Shitty Recommendation
Award for advising her to bring rice and beans to Cuba, where they instead
ogled her phone and other accoutrements. Poumuli nominated StrapOn for making
fun of his needing a strap on, but both got this one, erm, Lewinsky was
whipping boy for StrapOn.</div>
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Peeping Clam nominated Poumuli for not picking out Gagging
Diva in the Celebrity Awards, nor Cunning Linguist for the many Tokelau
stories, and Snatched was added in as a Media rep, which Alex took.</div>
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Next week’s run is at Taumeasina for Lewinsky’s birthday.
Easter Hash will be somewhere on the South Side care of Godfather and Titty
Galore.</div>
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Godfather also recounted the story of Kamaka – the legendary
ukulele maker from Hawaii, who was a leper, which is where Godfather got his
ukulele from. He is now opening a ukulele factory in Poutasi, using all local
materials except the strings (er, wait, what about cat gut?).</div>
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ever all vegetarian Hash meal.</div>
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Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-17984356732205771032017-03-31T16:09:00.000+14:002017-04-03T08:50:56.293+13:00Hash Run 1875<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Talofa Hashers<br />
Monday's run will be hosted by Screamer and Gagging Diva off Cross Island Road in Motootua. Directly opposite Scallini restaurant, and if coming from town just before Insel Fehmarn Hotel. There are two
entrances. If you take the first one, head down the driveway and turn right
when it splits into three. Park in front of the house in the back corner
(Gagging Diva's house). You can also take the second entrance which will bring
you to Screamer's house and there is a bit of parking there too. Hash will be
held on the tennis court in the middle of the compound. Map attached.<br />
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We will be back to normal time so run will start at 17.30 or 5.30 PM. Bring your 20 tala Hash Cash and enjoy a new venue for our runs.<br />
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Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-31831457174431686592017-03-31T16:07:00.001+14:002017-03-31T16:07:17.631+14:00Hash Trash 1874<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The Hash was again hosted at Nafanua restaurant by Witch
Doctor and Black Pussy. POD was the de facto live hare and took us on a run out
back up to Leififi, across towards the UN and then back home through Vaiala.</div>
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POD was GM, and new to Hash were Tui from NZ and Tavita
(trying to keep up with the ladies, and then advertising – down down). Retreads
were Tua (his dad was an original Hasher – Dr Blunt – brought by someone called
Joe), Jess (watching cows in NZ), Phil (fishing) and of course Godfather joined
for breach of Hash Rules.</div>
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Godfather then recounted the fundraiser he and Dr Blunt had
done in the late 70’s running past the soon-to-be-burned to the ground Tivoli
Theatre, and raising some $3000 for a sick child’s medevac by running the
entire island in one day.</div>
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Screamer was appointed Shoe Inspector who found Tua’s
spanking new ones. His disbelief lasted until Gayboy filled his shoe, but he
drank it.</div>
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Celebrity Awards went to Slim Shady in whose absence Peeping
Clam and latecummer Gayboy partook instead. (The press clipping described the
Shape of Mele’s Quilt – which made the GM gag).</div>
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This Day in History Awards went to Poumuli (845 – Paris is
sacked by Viking raiders, probably under Ragnar Lodbrok, who collects a huge
ransom in exchange for leaving), Crime (Feast Day of St Dismas the Good Thief),
Screamer (Feast Day of St Margaret Clitherow) and Peeping Clam (International
Day of Solidarity with Detained and Missing UN Staff Members).</div>
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Turning to the GM Awards, Il Capo has again had the tendency
to run so hard that she gets the shivers and shakes, so a Stress Award. Keeping
on the subject, Il Capo had been talking about her students, and mentioned that
one named Tavita was her stupidest student. Thus for all Tavitas everywhere Tavita
got the Stupid Award.</div>
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Driving from home, the GM had passed the UN building and saw
googly eyed Jess run towards Phil, and promptly fell over – Arse over Tit
Award. And also at the UN building, while she and Peeping Clam were going to go
the long way, Tua decided on the shorter route. While Tua was peeing, Tui
helpfully demonstrated how to make him go the long way – by setting off! Tui
got the Well Done Award.</div>
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Il Capo nominated Nelson for the Criminal Award as she had
to call him four times to get his Hash Cash. She also nominated Lewinsky for
wearing a sexy skin tight black shirt – Lewinsky joined her in the Helen Keller
Award.</div>
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Tua then nominated POD, as he had managed to get her number
after 5 minutes of making her acquaintance. Gayboy nominated Lewinsky for being
too cheap to have ready phone credit. Wahoo hadn’t had a down down so Poumuli had to take this.</div>
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Hosts and hare were saluted, then we had lots of pizza.</div>
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Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-92230267542587151132017-03-31T16:06:00.000+14:002017-03-31T16:06:07.545+14:00Hash Trash 1873<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The Hash was hosted at Nafanua restaurant by Witch Doctor
and Black Pussy. Cockblocker was chosen as the live hare and took us on a yomp
along the sea wall to Mulinuu and back. Nuff said, it was hot.</div>
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POD was GM, and there were no newbies. Retreads were
Sassygirl BJ (off to look for rich men), Lambada and Pavarotti (here ten years
ago, back for a break), and Cunning (trying to sort out the son and the man).
Shoe inspection failed.</div>
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This Day in History Awards went to Sassy (1963: Alcatraz
closes), Poumuli (1978: First UNIFIL deployment in Lebanon), POD (International
Day of Happiness), Cunning Linguist (1602: Dutch East India Company
established), Godfather (1727: Isaac Newton dies), and Lewinsky (St Patrick’s
Day – he drove the snakes out of Ireland).</div>
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to Crime (Sheraton paddle race), Il Capo and Peeping Clam (Mt Vaea run).</div>
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Turning to the GM Awards, Lewinsky had gotten home late, and
no one was ready to go to Hash, when his daughter said “don’t rush me, genius
takes time”. Then a Party Pooper Award with Ireland raining on England’s rugby
parade – Gagging Diva.</div>
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Birthday Awards went to CB and Swinger, the latter accepted
by Cunning Linguist. Finally, it was a sad day for the music world, with the
death of Chuck Berry. Godfather was asked to play one of his tunes. Poumuli
helpfully pointed out the details of the scandal that Berry had been involved
in, taking pictures with a spy cam of ladies urinating, surely Peeping Clam.
They both took the award to the sounds of Johnny B Goode.</div>
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Opening up for nominations, and Sassy was rearing to go. She
nominated Mr Whippy for Dedication to Hash – he had come late because he had
run from home, then gone on the run trailing the Hashers. Il Capo nominated
Pavarotti and Lambada for having been away too long and forgetting about the
leaning rule. Witch Doctor was added in for having a faulty tree that needed
supporting.</div>
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Pavarotti will be leaving again soon, but he demonstrated
the origin of his Hash name with a belting rendition of O Sole Mio. Poumuli
nominated Sassy for eating her way through New Zealand, as per her Facebook
posts.</div>
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Poumuli tried to nominate Lewinsky, then had to justify this
with a rationale, it being that Lewinsky had ably defused the kerfuffle between
the Hash sprogs and the local boys. Both got it. StrapOn upped the ante by
reflecting on his Savaii trip where he
had seen the one lorry on the island, dangerously overloaded and unsafe.
Proprietor – one Lewinsky.</div>
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Nelson got a down down for the hell of it, before the hosts
and hare were saluted.</div>
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Poumuli, IKA Slithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13299434529129151923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30617189.post-87302754251085889182017-03-11T09:09:00.007+14:002017-03-11T09:09:58.327+14:00Hash Trash 1871<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The Hash was hosted by Wahoo, Poumuli and Yahoo at their
place in Vaoala. It was a sunny and hot day, so the run had been set mostly in
the bush. The trail started out behind the house, with a false trail leading up
the hill. The trail then went down a similar path to a previous run but it was
drier so less slippery. That was until Poumuli’s dog Murdoch decided to follow the
pack and throw his 50 kg frame around, causing small avalanches. The trail went
across the river and up to the top of the cattle yards, then followed the ridge
back down to the corner of Bank Street. A gentle road run down the hill, until
the turn and the ford crossing. The trail followed the stream upwards at this
point, with several instances where the trail was the stream. Over a small
bridge and into an abandoned household we took the dirt road up to Bank Street
and on home.</div>
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POD was our GM, and called forth the newbies, Erik (brought
by Mr Whippy) and Tom (med student from Wales). The retreads were Snip &
Tuck, Cunning Linguist, Bubbsy and Mertin.</div>
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Shoe Inspector Il Capo zeroed in on Cunning Linguist’s new
shiny ones, and he had some tasty river water with the beer.</div>
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This Day in History Awards went to Nelson (363 – Roman
Emperor Julian moves from Antioch with an army of 90,000 to attack the Sasanian
Empire, in a campaign which would bring about his own death), Peeping Clam (1941
– World War II: The United Kingdom launches Operation Claymore on the Lofoten Islands;
the first large scale British Commando raid), Screamer (1986 – The Australia
Act 1986 commences, causing Australia to become fully independent from the
United Kingdom), Gagging Diva (2005 – Margaret Wilson is elected as Speaker of
the New Zealand House of Representatives, beginning a period lasting until
August 23, 2006 where all the highest political offices (including Elizabeth II
as Head of State), were occupied by women, making New Zealand the first country
for this to occur) and Witch Doctor (World Wildlife Day).</div>
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Celebrity Awards went to Pussysnatcher (Snatched in the
paper) and Il Capo (also in paper). Speaking of new shoes cleaned by river
water, the GM called forth StrapOn to show off the barbed wire stuck in his
shoe. Cunning Linguist attempted to defray this as a false accusation but
failed.</div>
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On the run, Crime had been swinging from the lianas as the
Apeman himself, only to fall arse over tit as it ripped. An Almost Tarzan Award
from Cunning Linguist. Sassygirl BJ was absent, but while Marco Polo was in
hospital she had visited and also entertained the kids there with some pole
dancing! Pirate Princess and other close supporter Il Capo received this one.
Godfather commented that he had been asking at what age should breast feeding
stop – NEVER!</div>
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The GM congratulated Witch Doctor for hosting the Norwegian
Deputy Foreign Minister, and asked if meatballs was on the menu. Turning back
to the run, the hares were nominated for attempted murder on Godfather and the
near crippling of StrapOn. This was narrowed down to the dog owner, so bastard
Lewinsky gave him a respectable one.</div>
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Witch Doctor nominated Lewinsky for not helping POD down the
hill, merely cooing “slide down, wifey”. She also added Gagging Diva who always
helps POD and Mertin for not helping at all. Cunning Linguist was then asked to
explain what he had been telling the kids, something about “I have big thumbs
that go in small holes”.</div>
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Il Capo nominated Godfather for offering to wash her bum,
and Black Pussy for suggesting she should get a name change to Black Bummy.
Godfather was ok with the nomination, but noted that all the Meres had forgot
rule number 7 on health and safety, that the most effective cure for bruised
ribs was a blowjob. No one had administered this as he lay gasping after his
fall which had been caused by Il Capo’s derriere. This caused way too much
laughter, so Il Capo and Black Pussy took the award.</div>
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Nelson, astounded of this behaviour in a Welshman, nominated
Tom for sitting on his glass, and Peeping Clam for bad training. StrapOn
nominated Hash businessman Lewinsky for being in business with no email
address. This was doubled as wifey had just signed him up on Viber. StrapOn
then expressed his admiration and respect for Lewinsky, and while discussing
the subject had heard Peeping Clam opine that no one enjoyed Hash unless you
disrespected Lewinsky. Poumuli tried to add in Lewinsky but failed.</div>
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Gagging Diva attempted a nomination for Bubbsy but failed to
get either real or Hash name right. Nelson nominated Lewinsky for helping out
with the parking, while Wahoo’s birthday down down was taken by Poumuli.</div>
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StrapOn nominated Mr Whippy for coming late yet finishing
the run, Captain Mortein for shortcutting and Wahoo’s dad Norman for
latecumming.</div>
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The hares and hosts, Pussysnatcher, Poumuli and Wahoo were
saluted, amidst murmurs that Pussysnatcher should be certified as a weapon of
run destruction. We then feasted on all sorts of curry and homemade roti.</div>
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