Monday, January 29, 2018

Hash Trash 1916

The Hash was hosted by Pussysnatcher, Snatched, Toa and Catcher at their house in Apaula Heights. It was a nice cool day after the rain and the Hashers set off into the bush. The trail meandered through the jungle until we came out at the top of Apaula and then followed the road home. It was quite a challenging run, but not the usual killer we expect from Pussysnatcher.

StrapOn as GM called the circle to order. There were no newbies, and the retreads were Alex (no excuse), Prince (communing in NZ), Amit, and Barefoot & Anal. Peeping Clam was made Shoe Inspector and found Alex, Prince and just Paul.
Celebrity Awards went to Overstayer (for Crime’s new prison) and Jonathon (for Sassy being in the paper).

This Day in History Awards went to King (AD 41 – Roman Emperor Caligula, known for his eccentricity and sadistic despotism, is assassinated by his disgruntled Praetorian Guards. The Guard then proclaims Caligula's uncle Claudius as Emperor), Poumuli (1523 – Christian II is forced to abdicate as King of Denmark and Norway), Twin Peaks (1788 – The first elements of the First Fleet carrying 736 convicts from Great Britain to Australia arrive at Botany Bay), Nom Nom (1931 – Sir Isaac Isaacs is sworn in as the first Australian-born Governor-General of Australia), StrapOn (1960 – Little Joe 1B, a Mercury spacecraft, lifts off from Wallops Island, Virginia with Miss Sam, a female rhesus monkey on board), Lewinsky (1993 – Bill Clinton is inaugurated the 42nd President of the United States of America), and Karaoke (Feast Day of St Francis de Sales).

On the run, Pussysnatcher had given instructions not to trample any plantations, but Snip & Tuck ran straight over one. Jonathon was also awarded for his barbed wire skills. Also the assurance that there were no problems with dogs on the trail was false, thus Pussysnatcher joined.

In the news Trump had referred to shithole countries, while praising Norway, which led to Pussysnatcher, Dannii and Paul getting a down down with Poumuli. Samoa has also been banned from the temporary work visa in the US, which went to Overstayer and Titty Galore. Poumuli noted that Trump has been accused of an affair with a pornstar, which was reminiscent of Clinton, hence a down down for Lewinsky.

There had also been a March for Women’s Rights, which went to Peeping Clam and Snatched. Australian criticism of Chinese aid to the Pacific went to Titty Galore and Nom Nom. Opening up for nominations from the floor, Cunning Linguist nominated Poumuli for practicing and fixing hair in the car. Ge joined for a Jealousy Award for having  no hair, while Witch Doctor was a latecummer.
Nom Nom nominated Alex for overachievement for running Mt Vaea, and he was joined by Poumuli for no longer doing that. Paul was also nominated for the noises from his sword interrupting proceedings.

Witch Doctor nominated Wahoo for throwing away her contact lenses. And then the Monk arrived.
She started with the couple that had just got married Mr and Mrs Smith, so Paul with his amazing moves will henceforth be known as Quicky. Dannii whom many have called upon for house doctor calls, shall henceforth be known as Drug Dealer. Toa, our littlest host, is from a family of cat relations, and shall henceforth be known as SOAP – Son Of A Pussy.

Reverting to the circle Twin Peaks nominated Poumuli for giving directions but not explaining the theme, while Lewinsky nominated Tittty Galore for excessive advertising, joined by Godfather. Jonathon got nominated for saying he would bring more med students and then didn’t. Poumuli tried to nominate Pussysnatcher and Snatcher for their dangerous driveway and failed, while Alex’s cellphone went off.

Finally Peeping Clam got the Worst Sword Award while King got the Best Sword Award.

We then feasted
On On

Poumuli, IKA Slit

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