Hash Trash 1681

HASH TRASH 1681           

This week’s Hash was hosted by both Irini and Swinger at Swinger’s place in Siusega.  The trail was set on paper and supposed to be a 6km circular one around the Faleata sports compound and then out to Vaitele uta and back home, but only two runners actually did the whole distance… most hashers either decided to run it in reverse because they were distracted by a shapely hash meres behind (eg Tallyho) or cut it short due to fatigue, stupidity and/or blindness (eg CB and Sexpot). Unfortunately, the traffic and wind had disturbed some of the false trail crosses expertly (not) set by Irini making it difficult at times to follow the trail.…However, a simple hash rule was ignored once again by the testosterone fuelled FRBs…. no paper, means your ain’t on the trail and you should go back to the last check point….

The Hashers then refreshed themselves with Godfather’s sweet nuts and the nectar of life whilst mulling over who followed the correct trail and what actually was the correct trail.  Then the GM called the Hash circle to order.

First call up was the Newcummers.  For the first time in a long time, there were no new people to Hash so the GM moved right along to Retreads.  These included CB – who was too busy “blocking”, Topshelf – who couldn’t get to the boat in Savaii (Tallyho piped up because of the bad bus drivers – bad joke from the accident on the weekend), Pirate Princess – was busy babysitting, Captain Mortein – had journeyed back to Europe and finally Prince – who had an injured hoof (he was wearing the Boar or Rooter hat).

After sharing a retread down down, Snake was called up to inspect the circle to find new shoes.  Pirate Princess was called up, just after having her first one for retreading and now this one for wearing new shoes and having to drink from the shoe.

It was at this moment that TTG arrived and so had to have a latecummer down down.

This Day in History was next:  In 1776 the Liberty Bell rings summoning the US citizens to the first reading of the US Declaration of Independence – Ring Ring.  Then in 1884 the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children was founded in London.  This went to the token recurring bad parents (Roofie for putting Jack in blow up ring in full sun, Lewinsky – heaps of times).  1958 – was Kevin Bacon’s birthday – Prince took that down down, and finally in 1997 – Torrential rains cause flooding in Czech Republic, Poland or Germany – so our Ukrainian Transporter took the down down and it was quite fitting as he was wearing his Ukraine Tshirt.

GM then announced it was time for the Celebrity Awards which was read out by Sexpot (who had been busy researching for it).  The first was an article to do with On the Rocks and the threatening of the Samoa Observer Chief Reporter so Lewinsky was called up.  Also Stevenson’s of Manase was mentioned for their involvement with hosting the triathlon there in October, so POD took that one.  An article regarding the plane accident in San Francisco saying the plane was “too low for landing” went to Low Rider, so Transporter took it.  The final article was about a “Twitterholic” called Ali and as Ali was not present, Sexpot called for another twit to accept the down down – CB.  There was also an article in the paper for Chicken in a can so Sexpot thought it fitting to give a down down to the “Angry Bird” of Hash.  The Angry Bird was Dumbass and was unfortunately off island so TTG, being the closest living relative accepted the Vailima.

The GM awards were next with the first award going to a brave Hashman who accepted a request from an email going around from a Hashmere promising sexual favours if they agreed to host a hash with her.  So Swinger was called up.  Irini in his defence was trying to explain that Swinger had already accepted before she started promising sexual favours but accidentally forgot to call him by his Hash name and so she had to have a down down of sugar free soft drink with him.  Following this same subject, GM was given a down down because he had written back to Irini after she had also promised sexual favours to couples too, but saying he had to check with Alcatraz before getting back to her.

GM then gave the Hugh Hefner Award to Granny Smith for getting an down down the week before for having a threesome to then being caught out in town with six women.  He won hero status for going from a threesome to an orgy in one week.

The GM then mentioned the escaped criminals that are still at large in Apia.  So he called up Crime, the mastermind, Alcatraz and Houdini who trained them.

The Loser Award was given to the Australian Rugby team who got smashed against the British Lions on Saturday, so two token Aussies – Ozzy and Pamela Anderson had to have a down down along with the winners (those of British descent), Tallyho and Nicola.

The GM then opened the nominations to the floor.  Sexpot was first to call up the GM to have a commiseration down down for not getting the top Bluesky job as he thought he was going to.

It was then Tallyho’s turn who mentioned that he was at On the Rocks on Friday night watching a game of pool, a partnership of two hashmen brothers and their opponents.  He witnessed them lose the game after being 3 balls clear of winning.  So Transporter and Elle McJunior had to take a down down.  Transporter told Tallyho off for watching balls too closely.

POD then picking up where Tallyho left off on balls, nominated Tallyho for the Wimbledon win of Andy Murray – the first time in 77 years that a Pom has won it.  Then there were arguments as to whether he was a Pom or Scottish – but the circle didn’t care and he took it.

Sexpot was up again, he firstly congratulated Swinger on the good run which again had lots of falsies, and then nominated Tallyho for running the complete trail backwards (Sexpot had confirmed the trail with Swinger).  Tallyho’s right of reply was that the hare failed to set the run properly.  Sexpot came back saying he was too busying following Irini and not the trail, and a demonstration ensued with Sexpot demonstrating Tallyho’s style of running when Irini is in front – is he following the trail or tail??  A question of Irini’s true hair colour was then discussed with Tallyho questioning if she is a “true” blonde.  Sexpot said Tallyho was following her closely enough that he should know.

Sassy then started talking about the perimeter run and the massaging of the Hash team during the run.  Godfather organising the masseuses to massage in between the legs, meaning the Perimeter running legs, but those dirty Hashmen took it entirely the other way and were chuckling as to whether the massages included a “happy ending”.  So Godfather had to take a down down for instigating the conversation.

Sexpot nominated a congratulatory down down to Captain Mortein for winning the Veteran’s 10km and Princess Tiger for winning the kids 3km.  It was then that Topshelf piped up that she should get a congratulatory down down for WINNING the Women’s Marathon.  When asked how many people were in the Marathon, she said just herself – but she still got a down down for her fantastic effort.

Sassy nominated Snake for bringing the bbq and failing to set it up properly resulting in a gas leak that could have blown us all to Kingdom Come if someone decided to light up a smoke.  Snake said he only delivered the bbq and didn’t set it up, but he still got the down down because no one owned up to it.

Tallyho got a down down for spilling a drink on waitress at OTR and then looked at her boobs and said “Nice ones!”  Irini said it was the same thing he whispered into her ears.  Tallyho said he would whisper it into any ear he could get (a female one that is!).

Transporter then gave the Parents of the Year award to our regulars POD and Lewinsky for, on the weekend, at his niece’s birthday party, POD and Lewinsky showed up with Happy Daze covered with scratches all over her face.  When asked about it they said “She fell down the stairs!!”  Then we all realised why they sent Happy Feet and Happy Face to NZ so they had time to recover from their injuries.  Lewinsky said he is looking forward to when Transporter has children (legitimate ones that is) so he can get his own back.

Sassy gave Kibble (Dog Food’s son) a down down for doing the run – he downed a Coke.

Tallyho gave the Lame Person Award to Witchdoctor for not running due to a soccer injury.  Then someone also mentioned that Desperate Housewife was also lame from a soccer injury.  They took the down down and when DH went looking for Sexpot to give the rest of her down down to as usual, but he was hiding so Pamela Anderson got it.

Topshelf nominated herself for leaving Samoa soon, so she ended up with two for self-abusing.  GM then also had to have a down down for mentioning Lewinsky by his real name.

As Topshelf was leaving, Tallyho lead the Hash circle in the Hash Anthem, “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot” in which afterwards Sassy nominated Prince for having the best wanking action in the song as agreed by all the other Hashmeres.  Prince blamed the Rooter hat for making him do it.

Speaking of the Rooter hat, it was time for Prince to pass it on to another Hashman.  Prince said he was originally going to give it to Irini for the email promising sexual favours in return for hosting hash with her, but he changed his mind and went for Sexpot for “pulling the muscle”.  Sexpot put the hat on and immediately started to nuzzle the snout into Sassy.  GM said he can see that’s how Sexpot can get lipstick on his collar (refer to the previous week’s nomination).  Sexpot said that’s not the only place you can get lipstick on – that hat was already turning him into a boar!

Tallyho started complaining again about how there were not X’s on the trail and then nominated Imelda for donating a hat to the Hash Shrine but not even running, as the things that belong to the Hash Shrine as those treasures found when on the run.

The Hare & Host, Irini and Swinger were then called up to have their down down for hosting and setting that wacky run.

POD then made an important announcement with the help of her supermodel husband Lewinsky who was modelling the Hash T-shirts for $30 - cash only.  It was whilst Lewinsky was modelling to the Hash Circle that Sexpot, the Rooter, snuck up on him and dacked him.  Lucky Lewinsky’s shirt was long enough or his member short enough to contain his dignity.

One last announcement was again from POD asking which Hashfolk were interested in doing the 2013 Perimeter Run and to start forming teams before the deadline, 19^th July.

After all that excitement the Hash Circle was brought to a close.

Next week’s Hash will be hosted by Snake, Fang and Dogfood at the Snakepit2 at Vaitele.

On On.

Hash Trash 1680

HASH TRASH 1680

This week’s Hash was hosted by Darren and Ally at Taumesina.  The run was set on flour and featured many falsies.  In fact some falsies were so long, a hasher would be running up to a kilometre and then realise they would have to turn back.  Some disgruntled hashers managed to catch up to the Hare, Darren, who was also riding a bike and tipped the flour he was using to set the run over him, much to the amusement of those keg minders who were around to see him arrive – looking like a ghost covered in flour.  A stint in water was also involved and not lovely flowing water but stagnant swampy water that could’ve easily had dead bodies sunk down in its murky depths.  This water also had a putrid stench which soaked into all the Hashmen and meres clothes.  Many hashfolk returned saying it was one of the most gruelling hash runs ever and were a bit worried what effect that water was going to have on them had they ingested any of it.

After recovering from the run with Godfather’s sweet nuts and a few Vailimas, the Hash Circle began.  Newbies were first to be called up and included the usual group of Med students, they included Katy, Kat, James, Nina, Bex and Adam all from the UK.  Two other newcummers were Corey, a Dive Master and Ester, a Diving Instructor both from Dive Savaii.  The final new Hashman was Anthony from St Joseph’s who was invited by Dawn Raid.

Retreads were then called up including Irini, Russell, Kate, Wet Pussy, Crash and Delicious.  Irini had been on holidays, Russell was doing his uni exams and Kate was being the supportive wife to him.  Wet Pussy was working far, far away.  Crash said that he hadn’t been for a while as Delicious had locked him up and thrown away the key, and Delicious’s excuse was that she has too much work on.

There was one unfaithful retread who didn’t front up on the first call and that was Sexpot, whose excuse was there weren’t enough Hash Mugs to go round.  His reason for not showing up to Hash in a while was that he was overseas.

Snake the Shoe Inspector was called up to inspect all the Hashfolks shoes.  Dawn Raid had some new shoes on and so had to take a down down in them, although he took the cheat’s way and had the glass inside the shoe instead of the Vailima directly in his shoe.

This Day In History was then read out and included:

1902 – US Congress passes the Spooner Act – this was award to both Darren and Da Head for spooning together the other night – how romantic!

In 1937 the world’s first emergency number of 999 was introduced in London – Ring Ring.

In 1950 – the US beat England during the 1950 FIFA World Cup – Tallyho

In 1969 – the Stonewall Riots begin in the US marking the start of the Gay Movement – Gayboy who was absent so his closest living relative Transporter, was made to take the down down.

In 1991 – 32 Miners were killed in Ukraine when a coal mine caught fire near Donbass region – Sexpot.

It was also World UFO day so who else could we ask to come up and take a down down but none other than Chewbacca.

Wet Pussy also announced that on the 1^st July 2005, Aqua Samoa opened with GM as the first Dive Master – GM

Celebrity award was next on the agenda and it seemed to be a scarce week on the celebrity front with only our Sassygirl called up for a newspaper article which featured herself and the mediation courses she has been conducting.

It was then that when went onto the much anticipated GM Awards.  The first was awarded to one elderly Hashman, Godfather, who was very excited to see Soft Landing aka Irini at Hash – when Titty G is away, Godfather will play!!

Another was an award to a Hashman who was at another Hashman’s house to watch the Manu Samoa vs South Africa game.  As he was plastered, he passed out on the couch fully clothed only to wake up naked – so Da Head (the naked one) and Darren (the undresser) both took a down down together.

The Thieving Chinaman award was given to Transporter, who at On the Rocks, whilst watching the State of Origin, went to the bathroom and noticed some change on someone else’s table and swiped it – no wonder he goes to church on Sunday!

As the Kiwi’s won the 7’s on the weekend – our Kiwi couple Darren & Ally had to take the down down.

In honour of Canada Day and also the fact that Canada beat Samoa in the 7’s, the GM called out to anyone Canadian to step up and take a celebratory drink – Steve stepped up being half Canadian and took the drink.

The GM then went on to talk about the speed bump upgrades the LTA is currently undertaking finding out that the only reason they are being revamped is so the Head of State’s Limo can get over them.  So the closest living relative to the Head of State, Godfather was awarded this honour.

That was the last of the GM’s award and he swiftly went into the next item which was nominations from the floor.  Chewbacca was the first to nominate Overstayer who whilst Chewbacca was walking home in the boiling hot sun, Overstayer slowed down and stopped.  Chewbacca in the meantime thinking that he saviour had approached and was going to pick him up was dismayed to see her then, upon realising it was Chewbacca, drive off.  Nice one overstayer!

Sexpot then mentioned that he had been away for a while and listening about what was happening in the parliament with the parliamentarians all talking about wet pussy, so Wet Pussy was called up.

Sassy nominated Godfather for showering in front of all the Hashmeres in his speedos.  Godfather retorted that when you have a Malu you can go naked anywhere – no thanks GF!

Following this same subject of the Samoan Tatau and the Malu, Chewbacca chose to nominate a new Hasher, Andy who was very interested and wanted to know if they also tattoo the genitals.  Godfather did offer Andy a look, which he quickly refused.

Desperate Housewife nominated husband Sexpot for getting lipstick on his collar when he was back in Australia and not only that but Sexpot saying he thought it was on a different shirt.  Does that mean there was more than one?

Lewinsky nominated Josh and Overstayer for attempting a threesome with him at Coffee Bean Headquarters – not sure what that’s about?  Tallyho then started having a go at Lewinsky for spying on people and said he was worse than the Americans.  The Jealousy Award then went to Tallyho for wishing it was he who was in the threesome.

Dawn Raid nominated Lewinsky due to his kids barging in on him when he was using the toilet.  Tallyho asked Dawn Raid why he didn’t use the Hash toilet (a coconut tree or similar), when Sassy piped up saying that Dawn Raid was being civilised for once.

It was at this moment that the Hash Monk came in.  She had just got back from England, visiting the Queen, watching Wimbledon and having a few cucumber sandwiches when she was summoned back to Samoa to name a few Hashers.

The first Hashman to be named was Josh.  He is a big technohead who particularly likes Apple products, so the Hashmonk named him Granny Smith.

The next to be named was Shelley.  The Hashmonk heard on the grapevine that Shelley gets herself accidentally locked in at some establishments including her own home, so she was therefore named Houdini.

The next was Dave the lifesaver, who even though he rescues damsels in distress, when it comes to exercise, he’s soft.  So instead of being named the Hoff, the Monk decided to call him Pamela Anderson.

The Hashmonk then mentioned while riding on her broom, it collapsed over Canberra – they told her to check out this guy Robin who tweets like a bird, a blonde guy who is as exciting as a toothpick – she hereby named him K-Rudd.

Then Crash and Delicious’s baby Francis Jnr was to be called up.  Crash accepted the Christening on behalf of baby Francis, who probably wouldn’t have appreciated the tomato sauce, flour, vailima and salad dressing on his head, eyes, ears etc.  The Monk christened Francis Jnr as Pinto because of Crash’s love of cars.

The next young Hashmere to be named was baby Summer.  She was a result of a Hash union between POD and Lewinsky.  This time POD took the Christening on behalf of Summer.  As their previous children are named Happy Feet & Happy Face, the monk called Summer Happy Daze (as poor POD was always in a daze from lack of sleep!).

The hostess with the mostest, Ally was called up to get her name (very trusting of the Monk considering she was still hosting her first hash that night, and we weren’t sure if there was going to be arsenic in our food).  The Hashmonk named her Blowfish after her husband Darren (the fishmonger) was trying to convince her to give him a blowjob at the bar at On the Rocks (it seems as though a lot of drunken debauchery occurs at this establishment!).

Darren was then called up to be given his name.  The monk named him Roofie, after the date rape drug that he used on Da Head to get him naked that night at his place.

This concluded the naming and the Hashmonk had her exit down down and disappeared into the night.

It was then that the nominations from the floor resumed.  Firstly two Hash birthdays were announced.  The first was on the radio that morning and was for Pamela Anderson, so the newly named Pamela Anderson took his down down to celebrate Pammy’s birthday.  It was also Crime’s birthday that same day so he had it with Pamela.

Transporter gave the Chariot rider award to Dog Food, Kibble and Crime for hitching a ride on a maroon station wagon.

Another chariot rider award went to Snake who was offering to give rides to people.

A big moment in Aussie politics this week was recognised and this was the change of leader from Julia Gillard to Kevin Rudd, so the newly named K-Rudd took his down down.

Everyready nominated his kids, Crash and Delicious for the Parents of the Week award for when he was looking after Devine, she wanted a fishing rod, and one was too big, the other too small so when he asked her to show him what size, she stuck her middle finger up and said “This size!”.

Another Good Parenting – Not! Award went to Jacob for saying “Dickhead” to somebody.  He had to scull a Coke for bad language as both parents said that did not teach him such words – he must have picked it up somewhere – mmmm any ideas Sassy?

Tallyho nominated Roofie for setting the hash run and making the Hashmen and meres go into that stagnant water and some accidentally swallowing it.  He suggested a shot of gin to clear the guts or else some of the sexy med students to look after him.

Godfather then announced that he was touched that one of the Hashmen, Worthless presented him with a t-shirt from the 600 run set by Kiwi and Godfather at Lufi Lufi – the Godfather had lost his in the 2009 tsunami – so Worthless and Godfather drank together.

GM asked Godfather for his running shorts back from last week’s Hash – however they were wet – and we don’t want to know why Godfather!!

Worthless was then called up as it was his last run in Samoa so he had a triple down down.

Then the Hare and the Host were called up – Roofie and the Blowfish (sounds like a band name!)  They had their drink and the Hash Circle was called to an end.

Next week’s hash is still open, check the website for any updates.

On On

Hash in Russia

Apparently this is how they do down downs in Russia....

On On

Hash Trash 1672

HASH TRASH 1672

This week’s Hash was hosted by Josh and SOTB at Josh’s place in Letava.  The run started like any other...a slow meandering of hashers reluctantly making their way up a drive way and contemplating the slog ahead, while disguising their trepidation under the guise of nervous laughter and chit chat. It was all warranted....The run would take us down the mighty hill of Vaoala, towards mynas supermarket and onto the SPREP road. Those of us experienced in these runs up the hill knew with a sinking certainty in our guts as sure as gravity itself, that what goes down, must surely come up, and up, and up ....Visualising the off road trek ahead and gut buster hills that would bring us back up to the hash house, the feeling was well founded. Even those new to the run, like the hordes of young fit medical holiday makers here under the guise of study, were not naive in knowing that the more you run down hill, the more up you will need to climb back home. Game on!

We were not disappointed....well played our hares SOTB and Overstayer (Megan)!...The run went down through the back river of Vaoala, Down past SPREP compound, down past forestry division, ....down down down, down.....and then the upward slog started...As a warm up we were given an evilly laid false trail, then back down, evil. Then the real up started...up a long dirt trek, across a river, up a steep embankment, up a sealed steep road, and up onto Bank st...ahhh Bank St was a wonderful sight, the levelling off of the terrain, the chance for our burning legs to get some slight respite, and the knowledge that it was all down hill from here. Thank you gravity for that last push home.  Great tough run. The highlight, as on any other hash run, was arriving back and enjoying God Fathers sweet sweet nuts, moving onto the well deserved nectar of life, Vailima.

After consuming nuts and Vailima, the Hashmen and Meres were called into the Hash Circle.  First up the newcummers were called up.  It was a bevvy of med students.  Word must have gone round about the great deal Hash is - $15 for booze, food and good company.  All were from the UK and included Charlotte, Daniel, Annabel, Matt, Mike, Matthew, Ryan, Amy and Cath.  Tallyho was thrilled to have such a pommy invasion.

The Retreads were then called up.  They included Shelley, Robin, Dave and Naval Base.  GM doesn’t seem to ask their excuse as to why they have missed Hash anymore.  Usually this paragraph is much longer. 

This Day In History was the next item on the agenda.  Tallyho was the first victim for in 1940 the Norway Debate in the British House of Commons begins, and leads to the replacement of Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain with Winston Churchill three days later.  In 1946 in San Francisco Bay, U.S. Marines from the nearby Treasure Island Naval Base stop a two-day riot at Alcatraz federal prison. Five people are killed in the riot – Alcatraz.  In 1994 former Arkansas state worker Paula Jones files a lawsuit against President Bill Clinton, alleging that he had sexually harassed her in 1991. – Lewinsky. It was also International No Diet Day.  GM was hoping that Weathercock would have been at Hash to take the honours, but Tallyho piped up and said that GM due to his robust shape should take it.

Celebrity awards went to Sexpot, Sassy and Dave.  As Sexpot was sick in bed, Desperate Housewife had to take the down down for him. 

GM awards were next and the first two were related to the recent fishing tournament that was held in Samoa. Firstly Transporter got a down down for hooking the Skipper of his vessel rather than hooking the fish.  Lewinsky got the other down down for not catching anything which we’ve heard it typical Lewinsky.

Dave was awarded the Heroes Award for saving Kayak 4 Youth’s Andy Warton’s cameraman.  Lowrider was given a farewell down down as it was her last Hash for 3 months whilst she is in Japan.  Tallyho is hoping that she is there to learn the arts of the Geisha girl. 

Then nominations were open to the rest of the Hash circle.  Tallyho was quick to let everyone know that Swinger and Tallyho are upset with CB as he never calls a Hash halt for everyone to catch their breath EXCEPT when there are pretty medical students around.  CB argued that he’d stop for them too if they were pretty enough but obviously they don’t feature in CB’s top ten list.  In the end that argument wasn’t good enough and CB had to have a down down.

Josh had a nomination on behalf of Carnal Knowledge who is now in the Cook Islands with Jailbait.  Carnal Knowledge called up Lewinsky on the phone to see how his good mate was, and all Lewinsky could talk about was his new Rolex watch.

Latecummer Xavier gave the Fangio Award to Dawn Raid and Witchdoctor for driving like maniacs in the quiet streets of Samoa and almost knocking Xavier and his children down at a crossing.

POD nominated Russell for The Manwhore award for soliciting clients whilst he was supposed to be working at the SIFA opening ceremony.  His sister Megan also copped a down down for teaching him everything he knows.

Brent awarded The Village Frustration award to Jordan, Pierre and Scott.  For instead of playing rugby in a Savaiian village like they were supposed to, they were off chasing 3 palagi Peace Corp girls instead.  Maybe this should be the Manwhore award too?

All of a sudden all nominations were put to a halt as the Hash Monk made her presence known.  She told us she had just flown in from Abu Dabi and was here to name three Hashers.  These Hashers got names as they were generous enough to host a hash run.  The three Hashers were Megan, Brent and Jesse.  Firstly Megan was up.  The monk described Megan to us.  She liked to run in thongs (not the underwear type), she stays out late, she’s a fast runner and a fast woman, and is always the last to leave a party or club so she was baptised Overstayer. 

Then Brent was called up, again a little of his background was revealed.  Apparently when he visits other countries, he likes to chew and chew on anything and because he’s hairy, the Hash Monk named him Chewbacca.

Then the Hash monk started talking about her travels in Chinatown LA where she came across a Chinaman named Jesse.  In between his cooking and partying, he likes to drop his pants and party in his boxers.  As he only wears MacPherson Men Boxers, the Hash Monk’s new name for him was Elle MacJnr.  After all three were baptised with beer, flour and vegetable oil and had received their new names, it was time for the Hash Monk to depart but not before having her own down down.  Naming people is thirsty work!

The GM’s award went to Lewinsky the Turtle Slayer.  For during this fishing tournament, Lewinsky thought it would be more interesting if he caught turtles instead.

The passing of the Angry Bird hat was the next order of business.  Irini had it from the previous week and after telling us she washed it and making everyone smell it, she passed it onto one very angry Hashman in the form of Swinger who was standing next to her and complaining about CB.  But who doesn’t complain about CB. 

Sassy then nominated the three new medical student lasses, who she specifically instructed them not to walk on the road and watch out for cars.  They almost got hit three times.  So she gave them all a down down for not listening to Sassy’s instructions.

Meg and Kate nominated POD for leaving the Hash circle at last week’s run at On The Rocks sitting at the bar having a drink and waiting for the Hash circle to finish.  Kate ended up having the down down with POD as she was not using Hash names whilst in the circle.

Transporter awarded the Parenting Award to CB for when Transporter, being a good friend, tried to feed Jax milk, Jax pushed the milk away and reached out for Transporter’s Vailima.  CB says he does it all the time.

POD nominated med student Mike as when she was calling “On On”, he says “What?  Hard On.”

GM gave ACDC a down down for all his tireless work on the bbq.

Tallyho then presented the circle with the Hash Shrine.  He said he couldn’t find any treasure on the run, but he saw something that was a miracle – GM actually had genuine sweat on his t-shirt from the run.  So GM had to donate his top to the Shrine and go topless for the rest of the night.  GM had a down down for his donation to the Hash Shrine and Tallyho had to have one as he did not come up with any loot from the run.  Tallyho tried to blame CB for not calling any Hash Halts on the run, so it went to a vote of the circle and Tallyho had to take the down down.

The Hare and Host were called up.  Overstayer as the Hare, and Josh and GM as the host.  And finally there was one down down left for Godfather who was working hard strumming his ukulele.

The food was ready and the hash circle was brought to a close. 

Next week’s Hash is the Mother’s Day Hash and is to be hosted by Godfather and TTG at a location yet to be advised.  Keep an eye on the website for more information.

On On.