Monday, June 30, 2008

Hash Run 30th June 2008

Talofa Hashers,

Today's run will be from the STA fale again. Seeing as there was such a good turnout last week, and the fact that no one has offered to host this week, we will do another run from the STA Fale. BYO BBQ and the keg will be there too. Lets see some numbers today as we welcome some old hashers that have come from abroad to join us for a couple of weeks. Should be some interesting down downs tonight too..lots or rumors flying around over the past week..

See you all tonight at 5:30 sharp...and no, that is not the map attached below..

On On


Monday, June 23, 2008

Flash Gordon goes Down Under - Run - 23 June 2008

Mahalo all folks
Today's Run will be fron the STA Fale behind the main Info Fale. This is a BYO BBQ and if there are some meres who can help with a couple of green salads, pls dont be shy.
We're very sad to see Flash Gordon aka Marcus Berking depart our shores to further his flying career downunder and heaven knows where he will end up after....most likely chasing some blonde bombshells in Europe or Dubai!!!! LOL.
So do come down and lets enjoy a good trot and a bbq and go from there.....yes Lewinsky, there will be a keg....

Monday, June 16, 2008

Hash Run - June 16th 2008

G'Day hashers,

Todays run will be from Headquarters Number 1 (On the Rocks) I wont bother posting a map, as we all know where that is. And for those of you who don't, go down town to where the Pubs are.
No one offered to host the run tonight so we have to do a town trot which is just as well as Lewinsky needs a few down downs.

See you all there tonight. Could be a set run, or it could be a live run...and just so you can have a laugh, I've copied in a joke below...

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" I said. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder." I stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a fucking good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.


Monday, June 09, 2008

Hash Run 9/6/08

Howdy Do Hashers,

Todays run will be hosted by Ring Ring and Insecurity at their home in Alafua. Please make an effort to be there on time. I'm sure we will be running into the wilderness at some stage of the run and we don't want to lose any Hashers in the bush although I am sure that there are some that wouldn't mind that. AC/DC and FBI...
Directions are head up towards USP Alafua, on the left side, look for the SouthPac Rentals Sign, under a BIG tree, and there should be some hash paper. For those of you who don"t know how to follow directions, the map is below.
See you all tonight
On On

Monday, June 02, 2008

Message from homesick - Springbok

Hello Sassy Girl,

You have perhaps been wondering what has happened to me? well, it has taken some time to try and settle down back herein S.Africa. Although my body is here, my mind is still far far away in Samoa!! especially on Mondays!! I always think back to the wonderful Hash runs and great fellowship.I am attaching a couple of fotos for your records.... my christening was for me a memorable occasion!!! especially all the down downs !!!I have made contact with a Hash group here in Pretoria, called the Jacaranda Hash house. They run on Saterday afternoon andI will be joining them this Saterday at 2pm.I believe Vanessa has been attending Hash, I am so pleased as she needs a change of scenery.How are your arrangements going for the Big Event Jazz & Hash in a few weeks time? Wish I could be there, but alas, finances donot permit me to go away again. I will have to be there in Spirit.Keep me informed of any interesting happenings,Look forward to hearing from you and please convey my very best wishes to all the "Hashers"

Love and good memories from Alice aka "Springbok"

Dear Springbok, we do miss you as well and you would be very proud that "Offspring" has reaaallly taken on the hash ideals.....instead of just discovering the ocean fauna, she is now right into the land fauna as well... bit safer me thinks!!!LOL. We're plodding along with the preparations and as usual Samoan style, no doubt everything will come together closer to the day...nothing like a bit of pressure to bring out the best in our folks.

Take good care and stay in touch with the goings on at the Jacaranda Club. Hope we get to meet up with some of them here in paradise!!!

alofas and ONON - SassygirlBJ.

2nd June 2008 Run

Mahalo folks - today's run to co-incide with the 46th Independance Celebrations will be run from the Apia Yacht Club at Mulinu'u.
If youre feeling frisky and in need of a work out - be there at 5.30pm sharp. We promise not to take you thru the mangroves .... well we will think about it!!!