Thursday, January 29, 2015

RUN 1762 - Sassygirl at Letogo sans Children

Hi All Hashers

It will be BB's last hash run before she returns to Bula-land for another long stretch.. poor Swinger!

In any case, Sassygirl and most likely Olive Justine will host the run again from Sassyville... parking is off road adjacent to the sea - check out the newly laid parking area :)

Run to start 6pm sharp

Please note that this is strictly an adult run.

Here is an old map provided by SOTB

Kaikai will be on. Bring your hash cash and Godfather will bring his sweet nuts too!

Hash Trash 1761

“… and while the Australia Day Celebrations appeared to be a success, the High Commissioner could not be reached for comment regarding the incident with the bald man.” “And in other news, the home of local racing celebrity Schumacher was invaded last night by a gang of hooligans, described by a witness as a bunch of raving lunatics. Loudly yelling and running about, there seemed no rhyme or reason to their strange antics, which were visibly upsetting to the local canine population. The One News team was at the scene, and interviewed a man who would only be identified as Crime. In terse slurred words he admitted to having laid down a trail – in fact under the Anti-Litter Act this wanton spreading of shredded paper should have the authorities up in arms and ready to prosecute. Crime showed our reporter where the main trail had been laid, following the Cross Island Road up to the Stevenson Museum, then veering off down the road past Ray’s Taxis. Our reporter did not fully understand the phrase Crime used to describe this – its got a cross on it – and foolishly followed the trail that had been laid, only to find that the trail petered out way past the water pumping station. Indeed, there was a cross ominously marked on the path. Experts are still being consulted as to the possible meaning of this with some speculating that it is a form of satanistic display. Others however have rejected this. A portly local resident who participated in the home invasion dismissed the cross as “yet another f’ed up trail by Crime” before vomiting all over our reporter. Our viewers are asked to be on the lookout for this group of hooligans and report them immediately to the APS for summary neutering. Back to you in the studio, Corey …”

POD called the circle to order, and decided that we should have a sitting circle after that major hill climb. There were no newbies, but plenty of retreads – Murray (extended mental health leave – read loony bin), Schumacher (in Davos with Obama), Claudia (not sure). Shoe Inspector BB failed in her quest.

Celebrity Awards went to Slippery (wife in Observer), Claudia for AC/DC (in the Observer, and they live in his old house where all the blondes are buried), Titty Galore for Godfather (also in Observer being bilked by the PM for the Cwlth Games), Sassygirl BJ for advertising in Niue and Poumuli for no Lewinsky celeb news.

This Day in History Awards went to Eveready (1972 – Japanese Sgt. Shoichi Yokoi is found hiding in a Guam jungle, where he had been since the end of World War II. He has been lost in jungle for long time), Poumuli (1995 – The Norwegian rocket incident: Russia almost launches a nuclear attack after it mistakes Black Brant XII, a Norwegian research rocket, for a US Trident missile), Lewinsky (1998 – Lewinsky scandal: On American television, U.S. President Bill Clinton denies having had "sexual relations" with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky) and POD (Australia Day).

On the run there had been some excessive speeding about the bush, much so that Sam managed to sprain his ankle. While this is usually the domain of more accident prone hashers, a Pratfall Award went to Sam. The GM also awarded Swinger for the cleaning up of the Palisi trail with a Cut Not Smoke The Grass Award.

The GM noted that we had a small circle, but that all save one was making up for it with enthusiastic singing. Wallflower Award to Murray. In his defence he claimed to have been singing counter melody because “Joe likes that”- up again for a repeat.

We had all been amazed at the utter clean state of the Hash BBQ upon its arrival, and the GM gave Crash Bandicoot a congratulatory award. He was joined by Poumuli for asking stupid questions about the cleaning methods (well it looked like he had used nuclear fission!). Crime was given the No Back Tracking Award for not laying a proper trail.

Opening up for nominations, Poumuli nominated POD for excessive athleticism, although it was a fine line before he joined. Well knowing that it is a false trail and still completing it is a bit like a Chronicle of a Death Foretold! Sassy expounded on the careful parking arrangements made by Schumacher and how the second to arrive had promptly buggered it all up. Nevertheless, Poumuli was saved from this one as Schumacher stepped up for the Nanny State Award.

Eveready had gotten lost trying to find the Hash, for which Poumuli accepted responsibility for not getting the information right for the blog. Cellphonus interruptus for Murray. Schumacher then nominated Sassy for the Crushing of Flowers of Dreams Award, as she had parked her Eurotrashmobile on top of his ti plant.

Godfather got the Latecummer Award, and explained that his great, great, great grandfather had been an Australian convict, indeed a rapist, thus his invitation to the Australia Day function. He was also joined by Slippery.

Poumuli wanted to nominate POD for the Wifely Support Award, as she had resisted a giggle at an insensitive attempt at humour at Lewinsky’s expense. Forgetting that it is the GM’s job to beat up on Lewinsky, Poumuli got the Boomerang Award. However, Lewinsky had to join him for bragging about his pears. Closely followed by Titty G for looking intently at Godfather’s.

Finally Karaoke took a Not Had One Yet Award, followed by the Hosts (Racahel, Slippery, Schumacher and Claudia) and the Hare (Crime). An astonishing amount of delectable food had been put on for us and we feasted into the night.

Next week’s run will apparently be hosted by Sassy, so watch the blog for misdirections.

On On
Poumuli, IKA Slit

Friday, January 23, 2015

Hash Run 1761

The Monday Hash will be hosted by Rachael, Slippery, Schumacher and Claudia at the Formula 1 Museum (Schumacher residence) on Euguene Street in Vailima. The house is the 4th on the right. Eugene Street is just before Le Manumea Hotel, but if coming from town its the left hand turn before Manumea. The run starts at 6 PM. Please bring your 20 tala hash cash.

On On
Poumuli, IKA Slit

Hash Trash 1760

Your Scribe is back from a long sojourn overseas, disappointed there was no Assistant Trainee Scribe assigned in his absence. Anyhow, the Hash was hosted by Crash Bandicoot and Cougar in Lotopa. It was one of those hot days that could only be seen as normal if you were born on the Sun! Actually, not sure how humid it is on the sun – must ask resident astronomer and rings-around-Uranus enthusiast Gayboy. Crime had set the run and he was looking rather peeky, so off we went out onto the Lotopa road, straight up for a few blocks. An unmarked falsie was taken by POD, which brought the pack together again nicely. The trail went off left towards Alafua, up and around a few more turns, then straight back to the Vaitele road and on home. Those who made it all the way round were utterly grateful for the wonderfully succulent nuts provided by Godfather, and much slurping could be heard amidst the gasps for air.

POD called the circle to what amounted to order, there being several chatterboxes attending. No newbies to the Hash but a plethora of retreads – Poumuli, Wahoo, Slippery, Kalolo, Eveready, Karaoke, Gayboy, Tia and IRA. Not enough time for excuses.

Shoe Inspector Rachel was quick to find Wahoo, but it was pointed out that she drank from them during the Bank Street Hash. Kalolo owned up to his shoes being new, and was joined in the circle by Wahoo, who had forgotten that she had drunk from those shoes!

This Day in History Awards went to Swinger (1900 – The United States Senate accepts the Anglo-German treaty of 1899 in which the United Kingdom renounces its claims to the Samoan islands), IRA (1939 – The Irish Republican Army (IRA) begins a bombing and sabotage campaign in England), Lewinsky (1998 – Lewinsky scandal: Matt Drudge breaks the story of the Bill Clinton–Monica Lewinsky affair on his website The Drudge Report) and Gayboy (International Fetish Day).
The GM noted concerns expressed during the run that no one had seen Titty Galore, who had been there at the start. Just before a search party was despatched she showed up – with cookies! For not going on the run and thus a Cookie Monster Award – Titty G.

Last week there had only been four runners, and while they were going along the sea wall, POD had noticed a fit looking buxom couple. When asked later if he knew who they were, Godfather had at first been perplexed, then suddenly burst out – THE ORANGE T-SHIRT! He was obviously in a Baywatch fascination mode, thus Pamela Anderson Award to Godfather.

Latecummer Cockblocker reluctantly took his award, claiming ckikungunya. Tia was asked if she too had chikungunya, no, then why are you leaning – join CB in the circle. Opening up for nominations, Slim Shady referred to the several incidents of uninvited males turning up at her residence. A kind-hearted Hasher had gone out of his way to buy her some pepper spray. Initially a Pepper Daddy Award, it was really a Cockblocking Award for Poumuli.

Rachel had been out on the south side, and had been discussing sustainable development and tourism with a local fale owner, who reputedly was building up his chicken stock to avoid buying NZ chicken. Right at that moment Yahoo’s dog Happy (now Chickenkiller) tore the heads off two of them. Poumuli and Wahoo took this one in familial joy.

Poumuli had been wondering for some time what had happened to all the signage from the SIDS Conference, when in fact Crash had purloined some of it to use as a tarpaulin for his workshop. Claiming that Poumuli had said that the conference was last week (he didn’t!) and finding no Crash, co-owner Lewinsky and Poumuli took the Ultimate Recycling Award.

BB nominated IRA and POD for Excessive Sportswomanship, followed by Gayboy receiving an overseas celebrity award for Lewinsky, with OTR Hole In the Wall being featured on some dodgy overseas tourism blog. Notwithstanding the gay reference Lewinsky took this one alone.
Swinger nominated Kalolo for leaving for Japan for a few months – Sayonara!

Next week’s run will be hosted by Rachel, Slippery and Schumacher on Eugene Street in Vailima.
The hosts and the hares Crash, Cougar and Crime were saluted, and we feasted on home made curries, sosisis and pizza!

On On
Poumuli, IKA Slit

Sunday, January 18, 2015

#1760 19th January 2015

Hash run #1760 will be hosted by Crash and Cougar at their place in Lotopa in celebration of Pinto's 3rd Birthday. Run starts at 6. BYO curry bib. There is a pool if the kids (or big kids) would like to swim.

Directions: Take the road immediately after Adrias Cake Shop in Lotopa. The house is the 2nd driveway on the right with the sign for Quality Furnishing in the front yard.

Monday, January 05, 2015

Hash Run 5 January 2015 @ Siusega with BB & Swinger

Mahalo all

Tonite's run will be hosted by BB and Swinger from their Siusega home commencing at 6pm  sharp!

Food is provided so bring your hash cash of $20 and your thirst..

Map below


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