Sunday, September 28, 2008

Hash Monk Alert!

Beware Hashers.

After several beers Friday night at Headquarters #1, a few of us Hashers were assaulted with visions of the Hash Monk from long ago... yah, the bad one. This can only mean one thing: The Monk plans on disrupting the Hash Circle soon; perhaps even tomorrow. This brings back haunting memories of drinking from the gum boot, ruthless down-downs, and pure madness. This particular Monk, is the worst kind. A vengeful spirit that spares no one. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Mr. Whippy.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Hash Run - Mon 29 SEP 08 (Goer and Bits & Pieces)

Greetings AHHH and randoms, Next week's run will be up in Vaoala hosted by Goer and Bits and Pieces at their lovely home on Bank Street. Be prepared for some interesting terrain and be sure to bring a spare set of clothes..you may want to change after the run..don't ask why!

Lets try get some numbers this week as last weeks turnout was..well...pretty crap..he he..Thanks again to Tony Blair and Selena for hosting last weeks run..hope to see you all up there..

on on
SOTB


Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Hash Joke For the week

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons of milk. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath".

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs."

On On
SOTB

Thursday, September 18, 2008

HMNZS Resolution In-Route!

Our friend Puff shares the following exciting news:

Hi Sassy Girl and Godfather,

Just to let you know that the good ship HMNZS Resolution our survey ship, is visiting your good port, hopefully you can invite the ships company to a hash run or two, they have a couple of visits.

The Hash contact on board is Chief Petty Officer Wayne "Flea" Freeman, Wayne is an old navy hasher from way back and would be pleased to get an invite to the hash.

Regards and thanks for a great Jazz/Hash weekend.

Onon,

Puff.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Hash Run - Mon 22 Sep 08 (Tony Blair & Selena)

Talofa Hashers,

Next weeks run will be hosted by Tony Blair and Selena from their home in Tuaefu. For those of you who dont know where that is, check the map that is attached to this post. Be prepared to enter some exciting terrain and make sure to bring a change of clothes..and maybe even a flash light. This has always proven to be one of the best locations to have a hash run, so lets see some numbers and harden up, nothing like a light drizzle to cool you down on the run.

On On
SOTB

Godfather Rallies Charity Shaving

Talofa ALL HASHMEN AND MERES,

Thank you to ACDC and all for the enjoyable Hash on Monday. It never ceases to impress me how such a small number can make 'quick shift' of a 50. Amazing!

I am in favor of a AHHH Donation towards 'The Shave Your Head' campaign for such a worthy cause. The amount should be 'what we can afford' from the coffers although if Mismanagement were to consider an amount in excess of what is available then I am sure many of us coming to the next Hash can 'bolster' the numbers to a meaningful level.

The 'side show' that Lezzie, ACDC, FBI, SOB and RC are promoting involving Mustang Sally and possibly other Meres could well be an INTERESTING way of bolstering Hash $ Numbers for such a good cause.

Remember that, the ol'man might be limping these days and partly blind in one eye but I can still lend a hand as a QUALITY CONTROLLER with the use of a Magnifying Glass!

Enjoy life while you have it, with good health of course from the Hash.

Godfather.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Hash Trash for 15 Sep 08

The hash run was in Vaivase and boy what a run (not that I ran) but the On Ons after the run was one to remember (although I don’t remember too much). Because of the poor turnout (apparently due to the rain) there were only a handful of hashers and a mighty big keg to drink. Needless to say, the down down count went through the roof. In saying that, congrats to all the hashers that made an effort to come last night, the keg was uma lava pisupo! The hosts put on quite a spread considering the numbers, but thanks again to our hosts for last nights run.

There were some interesting down downs lastnight, Kareoke got a couple for having weak knees after a week in Hawaii with the GM, she had to use Godfathers car as support all night…Kiwi had a few telephonis interuptus down downs as some random lady kept calling his number..scandal if you ask me..Delicious took a few for not being able to control her younger half while the GM was away. Skananavian aka skanky, copped her share of down downs for abandoning her fellow hash meres and coming home at some odd hour of the morning (she says she was at home, just not hers.he he he) we also had some of Mustangs cousins from Australia, obviously bitter about the loss to the AB’s, but boy could they drink. Impressive! Cisco had his share of down downs for being a retard..oops, I mean retread, and for a whole lot of other things that I cant remember (too much at HQ)

Every Hasher had their share of the nectar of life as there was so much to go around, and all those that were trying their best to hide and avoid it were singled out and handed a drink for their efforts…again, thanks to the Hosts and all the hashers that made an effort to turn up regardless of the weather. For all those who didn’t make it, its hash, we run whether its raining, blowing a gale or snowing..hopefully next week we’ll have a good turn out.

Sorry if I forgot to add anything else, my memory is on blank street after HQ last night.

On on!

Monday, September 15, 2008

URGENT: Hash Run - Mon 15 Sep 08

CHANGE OF VENUE!
At 10:00am this morning, we were informed that the venue has changed. The run will now be held at Vaivase-tai. Please be sure to share this information with your fellow Hashers.
Coming from the west (town), it is the last house on the road.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

New Hashman "Never Drunk That Much Beer"

Was perusing the stat's for our blog (yah, I'm a geek) and guess what? I found a fantastic blog by one of our new Hashmen! He has a boatload of great photos and even a little Trash for the 25 AUG & 1 SEP runs. My favorite quote, "Funny thing is, I have never drunk that much beer..." We must be doing something right!

His and his wife's story is a great example of what makes stays in Samoa so memorable. All you need is an adventurous spirit, a smile, and a little Vailima.

On On Hashers!

The Links:
o Blog (pacificadventuresamoa.blogspot.com)
o More Trash

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Vaoala Hash Photos Up!

Here are some more great pictures from Poumuli's and Pussy Snatcher's hash.

On Up! P.S.

Fathers Day Hash Photos Up!

Check-out these great pictures from the Fathers Day Hash.

On Up! P.S.

Hash Run - Mon 15 Sep 08

Updated at 10:54am 15 Sep 08: VENUE CHANGED! See map for new location above.

AC/DC, Antonie, Ray Charles, FBI, and Lezzy bring their own special brand of Hash madness to this Monday's run in Vaivase-uta. Be sure to join us for a great run starting at 5:30PM sharp. We don't want you guys getting lost in the jungle at dark.

On On!

PS: AC/DC loves river crossings and jungle crawls. Select your footwear accordingly (flip flops don't work). You have been warned. :)

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Last Night's Hash Photos Up!

Hi everyone, just posted some of the photos from last night's fantastic Hash in Lotopa. You can check these out and more in the Hash Photo Albums.

On On! Mr. Whippy.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Hash Run - Mon 8 Sep 08

Delicious, Desirable, Kuini, & Sally are hosting Hash this Monday at the GM's home behind Adria's Cakes in Lotopa. Shafter will be filling-in for the GM, and Mr. Whippy for the Brewmaster... as those two (Eveready and Karaoke) will be away in Hawaii!

This is a great location. It's close-to-town and always makes for a great run.

On On!

Mr. Whippy.

PS: I've heard rumors that the Hash Monk will make an appearance soon. Could this be the run???