Monday, June 16, 2008

Hash Run - June 16th 2008

G'Day hashers,

Todays run will be from Headquarters Number 1 (On the Rocks) I wont bother posting a map, as we all know where that is. And for those of you who don't, go down town to where the Pubs are.
No one offered to host the run tonight so we have to do a town trot which is just as well as Lewinsky needs a few down downs.

See you all there tonight. Could be a set run, or it could be a live run...and just so you can have a laugh, I've copied in a joke below...

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" I said. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder." I stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a fucking good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.


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