There seems to be a misconception that anyone can just get named in the AHHH.
Mismanagement is following rules that have been observed since Eve consumed the apple and did a naughty with Adam.....
You will be named, AFTER YOU HAVE HOSTED A RUN!!!
So if you are keen to get a nasty name, host a run, or team up with others to host a run and then you will get named
Thank you
SassygirlBJ for Mismanagement
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Hash Trash Run 1139-Eveready's & Karaeoke
Hello all
below is the hash trash for 4th November run. We are still looking for another scribe. If you fancy yourself a bit of a writer then drop me a line.
HASH TRASH RUN 1339
Run 1339 was hosted by Karaeoke and Eveready from their home at Lotopa behind Adria’s Cakes-the best Cakes in Samoa, especially the Rum Chocolate Cake loaded with cream…yummy!!
The heavens threatened to open all afternoon but thank goodness, only a few drops made their way down to keep the dust down. The run was led by the bouncy one, ACDC who ran all the falsies, closely followed by POD who kept an eye on the wayward one and brought him back. The pack, led by Mr. Whippy, trotted off behind Faleata School and picked up the paper trail heading down into the river. This proved rather trying for one of the hashmen, who later on received the Environmental Award for slipping and dislocating his finger during the process, but thank goodness, good old Godfather, being well versed in these things, relocated his finger, ouch!!! back in place and valiantly ran the rest of the trail hugging an ice pack to his affected index. Some of the novice hashers, namely Deep-throat, Delicious and Luana couldn’t find the trail so decided to chariot ride to find the trail. Funnily enough they did a full circuit of the block and ended back at the taxi stand where they proceeded to the river and spent the rest of the run swimming. They were duly penalized for such unhash-like behaviour. The troops drifted in just before dusk and enjoyed the nuts…good to have “Hash Nuts” back on island, and some delicious “poke”, chips and spicy guacamole courtesy of Eveready’s Spicey Kitchen.
The GM finally arrived with some lame excuse that he had pneumonia. He promptly appointed Lewinsky as his “whipping boy” to take any of his down-downs.
There was one New Boot: Aaron from British American Tobacco. He is definitely hash material, has a wicked sense of humour or was that dirty sense of humour and loves to smoke and occasionally break out a sweat. He is one of Eveready & Karaoeke’s new tenants.
Retreads: Hagar, Heinrich Arp, Nola Gidlow, Danny Rankin, who can’t remember his hash name, its been that bloody long since he last came to hash, took their down-downs enthusiastically. Unfortunately Heinrich had another one for wearing his skull piece during the awards and was threatening for a moment to wear the rest of his beer, much to the delight of the mob
GM pointed out that two of our long time hashers were buggering off shortly, Schumacher leaving in a couple of hours and Snoopy aka Snoofy, cum Wednesday night. They were given a down down each for being such great sports and for deserting the pride.
Schumacher nominated So’o for the Fashion Abuse Award for dressing like an Arabian Belly Dancer. Someone was overhead calling So’o the Sarabian Dancer…Samoan Arabian Dancer???
SassygirlBJ nominated Reverend Flaming Sword (incidentally the new boot Aaron thought the name was Rev. Flowing Soap!!) for Sexual Harassment Award and felt sorry for the Flaming one and declined to go into too much details. This brought much laughter from the crowd as it appears this hash-man keeps getting penalized on similar incidences. Flaming Sword was duly given the “Prick of the Week Award” and was observed enjoying this part of the award far too much.
Snoopy dobbed FBI in for trying to run her and Schumacher over whilst on the run. Whilst the award was duly noted, some of the hashmen thought that FBI should get the award for being a lousy driver and missing the two. FBI then proceeded to have a case of “verbal runs” and carried on till he was finally shouted at by just about everyone to quit his bs and take the down down. He was made to drink the “Tit of the Week Award”.
Snoopy was then asked to hand out the shirts…some way overdue!!! And far too much to list here. What was good tho’ was that Godfather finally got several shirts well due to him. Similarly Kiwi.
GM then called on Snake to assist him with the naming rituals. He also apologized for the Hash Monk’s absence as he is busily fighting some stupid war in Iraq or was it Iran or maybe Fiji.
The following were inducted into the pride, pod, mob, family, whatever!!!
Donovan all the way from the States with that Barry White Deep voice was aptly named “Deep-Throat” Once saw a movie of the same name and she wasn’t singing.
Shay our super chef teaching at Polytech School of Hospitality was named “Pupu”. This is pronounced as “poo-poo” and has nothing to do with what comes out the other end. Pupus (island style) = canapés or any nibblies palagi style.
Alex who works for the hopeless Electric Power Corporation has an affinity with pigs. It has been observed on a number of runs that whilst everyone else gets chased by dogs, Alex is chased by pigs, hence he was aptly named as “Oink”
Nicole, the leggy teacher from down under has never been seen to run or make an attempt to run so she was duly named “Johnny Walker”. After several shots of this baby, you wouldn’t be running anywhere, in fact you would be walking welly welly schlowly!!
Natasha suffered similarly at the previous run at Schumacher’s place. After several vailima’s she was talking welly welly schlowly and ending up trying to describe herself as being “puder-licious” perhaps from pretty and delicious. She was duly named “Delicious” and boy can this mere put away the down downs. And yet another candidate for the Samoan Meres Boat Team. Now there is a dynamic Trio!!!
Christmas Hash which was suppose to be on the 11th has now been postponed after a request from the “meres” of the UN to postpone as so many of the die-hards will be at a Conference at Aggies Resort. Show of hand has confirmed the Xmas Run will now take place on the 18th December and will commence from Tiafau, Second Headquarters of Hash. GM also confirmed that this year will be a young and good looking Santa of about 35. Am not sure if that is his waist line or IQ. Snoopy threatened to stay on if that was his age. Please get into the spirit of things and dress up in your Christmassy gear…by all means look like a fairy if you are that way inclined or a mistle-toe but for goodness sake, ensure mouth wash is handy…LOL
First prize for best costume-if you’re female is a dinner with POD
If you’re a guy, dinner with POD and Lewinsky. Am unsure whether GM has any other prizes.
More nominations from the floor were called for, whilst the troops awaited the special dinner guest to be brought in….”oink oink no more!!” Sassygirl asked for the GM to take a down-down for giving the family such a lame excuse as having pneumonia. Lewinsky stepped up and took the down down as planned.
FBI dobbed Son of the Bitch and Lewinsky for trying to run the hare down whilst he was setting the run.
POD nominated Snoopy for commenting at a certain watering hole that everyone else was drunk and she appeared to be the only “soder” one. Well done Snoofy!!
Lambada and Pavarotti got down-downs, for not canoodling as always at the hash circle and for using the railing to prop himself up all evening.
FBI asked for ACDC, Flaming Sword and Lezzie to be penalized for causing the Xmas Run to be changed to suit them. Also noted that ACDC and Flaming Sword will be sharing a single room at the resort. These guys are really starting to become a worry especially when they were also overheard talking about picking up Vaseline at the pharmacist.
At this time the keg was starting to look rather sorry as it tilted like the Leaning Tower of Pisa… Kiwi the Hare took his down-down. Eveready, thanked everyone for coming and was also excited that Deep-throat and Delicious were now duly named. Karaeoke, Nola and Deep-throat then joined him for the Hosts Award.
Godfather called the group together to sing its final farewell to Snoopy and Schumacher-“Goodbye my feleni” Snoopy responded with a challenge to the hashers to come to NZ next year and terrorise Napier….now there is a thought!!!
This was followed by a lavish spread which was much enjoyed by all. Overheard several hashers say this is the reason they never miss Eveready and Karaeoke’s hashes…the delicious spread to follow. Thanks Eveready, Karaeoke and the Troops.
ONON
SassygirlBJ
Run 1339 was hosted by Karaeoke and Eveready from their home at Lotopa behind Adria’s Cakes-the best Cakes in Samoa, especially the Rum Chocolate Cake loaded with cream…yummy!!
The heavens threatened to open all afternoon but thank goodness, only a few drops made their way down to keep the dust down. The run was led by the bouncy one, ACDC who ran all the falsies, closely followed by POD who kept an eye on the wayward one and brought him back. The pack, led by Mr. Whippy, trotted off behind Faleata School and picked up the paper trail heading down into the river. This proved rather trying for one of the hashmen, who later on received the Environmental Award for slipping and dislocating his finger during the process, but thank goodness, good old Godfather, being well versed in these things, relocated his finger, ouch!!! back in place and valiantly ran the rest of the trail hugging an ice pack to his affected index. Some of the novice hashers, namely Deep-throat, Delicious and Luana couldn’t find the trail so decided to chariot ride to find the trail. Funnily enough they did a full circuit of the block and ended back at the taxi stand where they proceeded to the river and spent the rest of the run swimming. They were duly penalized for such unhash-like behaviour. The troops drifted in just before dusk and enjoyed the nuts…good to have “Hash Nuts” back on island, and some delicious “poke”, chips and spicy guacamole courtesy of Eveready’s Spicey Kitchen.
The GM finally arrived with some lame excuse that he had pneumonia. He promptly appointed Lewinsky as his “whipping boy” to take any of his down-downs.
There was one New Boot: Aaron from British American Tobacco. He is definitely hash material, has a wicked sense of humour or was that dirty sense of humour and loves to smoke and occasionally break out a sweat. He is one of Eveready & Karaoeke’s new tenants.
Retreads: Hagar, Heinrich Arp, Nola Gidlow, Danny Rankin, who can’t remember his hash name, its been that bloody long since he last came to hash, took their down-downs enthusiastically. Unfortunately Heinrich had another one for wearing his skull piece during the awards and was threatening for a moment to wear the rest of his beer, much to the delight of the mob
GM pointed out that two of our long time hashers were buggering off shortly, Schumacher leaving in a couple of hours and Snoopy aka Snoofy, cum Wednesday night. They were given a down down each for being such great sports and for deserting the pride.
Schumacher nominated So’o for the Fashion Abuse Award for dressing like an Arabian Belly Dancer. Someone was overhead calling So’o the Sarabian Dancer…Samoan Arabian Dancer???
SassygirlBJ nominated Reverend Flaming Sword (incidentally the new boot Aaron thought the name was Rev. Flowing Soap!!) for Sexual Harassment Award and felt sorry for the Flaming one and declined to go into too much details. This brought much laughter from the crowd as it appears this hash-man keeps getting penalized on similar incidences. Flaming Sword was duly given the “Prick of the Week Award” and was observed enjoying this part of the award far too much.
Snoopy dobbed FBI in for trying to run her and Schumacher over whilst on the run. Whilst the award was duly noted, some of the hashmen thought that FBI should get the award for being a lousy driver and missing the two. FBI then proceeded to have a case of “verbal runs” and carried on till he was finally shouted at by just about everyone to quit his bs and take the down down. He was made to drink the “Tit of the Week Award”.
Snoopy was then asked to hand out the shirts…some way overdue!!! And far too much to list here. What was good tho’ was that Godfather finally got several shirts well due to him. Similarly Kiwi.
GM then called on Snake to assist him with the naming rituals. He also apologized for the Hash Monk’s absence as he is busily fighting some stupid war in Iraq or was it Iran or maybe Fiji.
The following were inducted into the pride, pod, mob, family, whatever!!!
Donovan all the way from the States with that Barry White Deep voice was aptly named “Deep-Throat” Once saw a movie of the same name and she wasn’t singing.
Shay our super chef teaching at Polytech School of Hospitality was named “Pupu”. This is pronounced as “poo-poo” and has nothing to do with what comes out the other end. Pupus (island style) = canapés or any nibblies palagi style.
Alex who works for the hopeless Electric Power Corporation has an affinity with pigs. It has been observed on a number of runs that whilst everyone else gets chased by dogs, Alex is chased by pigs, hence he was aptly named as “Oink”
Nicole, the leggy teacher from down under has never been seen to run or make an attempt to run so she was duly named “Johnny Walker”. After several shots of this baby, you wouldn’t be running anywhere, in fact you would be walking welly welly schlowly!!
Natasha suffered similarly at the previous run at Schumacher’s place. After several vailima’s she was talking welly welly schlowly and ending up trying to describe herself as being “puder-licious” perhaps from pretty and delicious. She was duly named “Delicious” and boy can this mere put away the down downs. And yet another candidate for the Samoan Meres Boat Team. Now there is a dynamic Trio!!!
Christmas Hash which was suppose to be on the 11th has now been postponed after a request from the “meres” of the UN to postpone as so many of the die-hards will be at a Conference at Aggies Resort. Show of hand has confirmed the Xmas Run will now take place on the 18th December and will commence from Tiafau, Second Headquarters of Hash. GM also confirmed that this year will be a young and good looking Santa of about 35. Am not sure if that is his waist line or IQ. Snoopy threatened to stay on if that was his age. Please get into the spirit of things and dress up in your Christmassy gear…by all means look like a fairy if you are that way inclined or a mistle-toe but for goodness sake, ensure mouth wash is handy…LOL
First prize for best costume-if you’re female is a dinner with POD
If you’re a guy, dinner with POD and Lewinsky. Am unsure whether GM has any other prizes.
More nominations from the floor were called for, whilst the troops awaited the special dinner guest to be brought in….”oink oink no more!!” Sassygirl asked for the GM to take a down-down for giving the family such a lame excuse as having pneumonia. Lewinsky stepped up and took the down down as planned.
FBI dobbed Son of the Bitch and Lewinsky for trying to run the hare down whilst he was setting the run.
POD nominated Snoopy for commenting at a certain watering hole that everyone else was drunk and she appeared to be the only “soder” one. Well done Snoofy!!
Lambada and Pavarotti got down-downs, for not canoodling as always at the hash circle and for using the railing to prop himself up all evening.
FBI asked for ACDC, Flaming Sword and Lezzie to be penalized for causing the Xmas Run to be changed to suit them. Also noted that ACDC and Flaming Sword will be sharing a single room at the resort. These guys are really starting to become a worry especially when they were also overheard talking about picking up Vaseline at the pharmacist.
At this time the keg was starting to look rather sorry as it tilted like the Leaning Tower of Pisa… Kiwi the Hare took his down-down. Eveready, thanked everyone for coming and was also excited that Deep-throat and Delicious were now duly named. Karaeoke, Nola and Deep-throat then joined him for the Hosts Award.
Godfather called the group together to sing its final farewell to Snoopy and Schumacher-“Goodbye my feleni” Snoopy responded with a challenge to the hashers to come to NZ next year and terrorise Napier….now there is a thought!!!
This was followed by a lavish spread which was much enjoyed by all. Overheard several hashers say this is the reason they never miss Eveready and Karaeoke’s hashes…the delicious spread to follow. Thanks Eveready, Karaeoke and the Troops.
ONON
SassygirlBJ
Snoopy's Farewell
So all good things must eventually come to an end and my stay here in Samoa is nearly over. Family pressures call me home.
Our Samoan experience has been wonderful, for Margot especially, many of you don’t know her but she has really blossomed since being here.
There have been times when I have said ‘beam me up Scottie’, generally at taxis or packs of dogs or centipedes that want to walk through my living room, some times at Hash when the GM has made me have another ‘down down’ for some minor misdemeanor (incidentally, I hate beer), but mostly I have loved living here. I have loved the climate, the clear and balmy night skies, the warm waters, the snorkeling and swimming, the incredible scenery and sandy beaches, the thunder and lightening storms (scary/cool), and the not working and having time to myself, the opportunity to paint all day if I want.
But what has made living here so great are the people I have met, especially the Hash family I have become apart of, I would like to thank you all for your kindness and for giving me a sense of belonging even when I felt so alien.
Thank-you all for being such good company and companions on the trail. A special thanks to the Snake Pit crew, always supportive and kind, Snakes knowledge of the environment was so helpful in learning to understand my new surroundings. Thanks to the ‘Prettiful Ladies’ (you know who you are) for always being welcoming and ready for a laugh, you made me feel so accepted.
Thank you to all the lovely Hash men who gave me so many good laughs and took their ‘down downs’ like the good Samoans that they are. Thanks to Shumaker for being my Hash buddy, when I had no one to talk to, he was always there, with his beautiful wife and son.
Thanks Godfather for sharing your wonderful resort with us and making us feel at home. Thanks also to Shafter for being the great and magnificent GM that he is and for making me drink so much Vailima, I will never forget the taste. And of course Kiwi for all those well laid runs, thanks for showing we your town. Hash has taken me places I never thought or even dreamt about going, such as rubbish filled river beds in the dry season, steep muddy banks strewn with rotten and moldy logs, following water pipes in the dark and lots of back gardens. It was always an adventure.
I would like to challenge the Apia Hash to come to Napier next year for a run. Think about it and get back to me, I will keep my Samoan email address for awhile yet and will let you know my new one when I get it.
Fa’afetai Fa’afetai Fa’afetai Lava
Snoopy
Aka Snoofy
Aka Angela
Our Samoan experience has been wonderful, for Margot especially, many of you don’t know her but she has really blossomed since being here.
There have been times when I have said ‘beam me up Scottie’, generally at taxis or packs of dogs or centipedes that want to walk through my living room, some times at Hash when the GM has made me have another ‘down down’ for some minor misdemeanor (incidentally, I hate beer), but mostly I have loved living here. I have loved the climate, the clear and balmy night skies, the warm waters, the snorkeling and swimming, the incredible scenery and sandy beaches, the thunder and lightening storms (scary/cool), and the not working and having time to myself, the opportunity to paint all day if I want.
But what has made living here so great are the people I have met, especially the Hash family I have become apart of, I would like to thank you all for your kindness and for giving me a sense of belonging even when I felt so alien.
Thank-you all for being such good company and companions on the trail. A special thanks to the Snake Pit crew, always supportive and kind, Snakes knowledge of the environment was so helpful in learning to understand my new surroundings. Thanks to the ‘Prettiful Ladies’ (you know who you are) for always being welcoming and ready for a laugh, you made me feel so accepted.
Thank you to all the lovely Hash men who gave me so many good laughs and took their ‘down downs’ like the good Samoans that they are. Thanks to Shumaker for being my Hash buddy, when I had no one to talk to, he was always there, with his beautiful wife and son.
Thanks Godfather for sharing your wonderful resort with us and making us feel at home. Thanks also to Shafter for being the great and magnificent GM that he is and for making me drink so much Vailima, I will never forget the taste. And of course Kiwi for all those well laid runs, thanks for showing we your town. Hash has taken me places I never thought or even dreamt about going, such as rubbish filled river beds in the dry season, steep muddy banks strewn with rotten and moldy logs, following water pipes in the dark and lots of back gardens. It was always an adventure.
I would like to challenge the Apia Hash to come to Napier next year for a run. Think about it and get back to me, I will keep my Samoan email address for awhile yet and will let you know my new one when I get it.
Fa’afetai Fa’afetai Fa’afetai Lava
Snoopy
Aka Snoofy
Aka Angela
Friday, December 01, 2006
Hash for Mon 04 Dec 2006
As per Sassy's previous post, Hash this Monday will be behind Adria's Cakes in Lotopa hosted by Eveready and Karaoke.
Map to Eveready and Karaoke <-- click here to view map
Looking forward to seeing you there,
The Mismanagement Team.
Map to Eveready and Karaoke <-- click here to view map
Looking forward to seeing you there,
The Mismanagement Team.
Monday, November 27, 2006
Hash for Mon 27 Nov 2006
As per Sassy's previous post, Schumacher will be hosting tonight's hash from his residence in Vaoala (see attached map).The keg's ordered. See you there.
The Brewmaster, Mr. Whippy.
Friday, November 24, 2006
Upcoming Runs & Xmas Run
Talofa all
Run 1339: 4 December will be hosted by Eveready and Karaeoke at Lotopa, behind Adria's Cakes
Run 1340: 11 December will be our XMAS RUN. The venue will be advised in due course.
Feel free to email me if you feel up to hosting a run within the next century on sassygirl@samoa.ws
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Your Mismanagement Committee
Talofa to all and the new hashers
For your information, the following hashers make up your Mismanagement Committee. Feel free to ask questions or voice your opinions to any of them....no long winded whinging thank you.!!!
Grand Master (GM): Shafter
Deputy GM: Lewinsky
Brewmaster: Mr. Whippy
Asst. Brewmaster and BBQ: Lezzie
Hash Mugs: Eveready
Hare Raiser (Hair raiser at other times): SassygirlBJ
Hash Cash: Princess of Darkness (POD)
Hash Trash: SassygirlBlowJob and sometimes FBI cums once a year
Hash Nuts: Godfather
Hash Music:SOTB & Flash Gordon
SassygirlBJ is the current official bearer of bad news and ass kicker!! as well as arranging for upcoming runs.
For your information, the following hashers make up your Mismanagement Committee. Feel free to ask questions or voice your opinions to any of them....no long winded whinging thank you.!!!
Grand Master (GM): Shafter
Deputy GM: Lewinsky
Brewmaster: Mr. Whippy
Asst. Brewmaster and BBQ: Lezzie
Hash Mugs: Eveready
Hare Raiser (Hair raiser at other times): SassygirlBJ
Hash Cash: Princess of Darkness (POD)
Hash Trash: SassygirlBlowJob and sometimes FBI cums once a year
Hash Nuts: Godfather
Hash Music:SOTB & Flash Gordon
SassygirlBJ is the current official bearer of bad news and ass kicker!! as well as arranging for upcoming runs.
Saturday 25th November-BIRTHDAY PARTY
Talofa all
Shafter and Flo enthusiastically invite all the hashers to a party to celebrate Sole-less's 21st Birthday at Tiafau House, next door to Millenia.
Date: Saurday 25th November, commencing 6pm
Dress: Cheeky
A keg, piggy and umu is on the menu. Feel free to bring a salad if you are that way inclined.
You will not be penalised if you wish to bring a bottle of your favorite drink to share with the birthday child.
Gordon Flesh and Son of the Bitch to arrange for the music and Lezzy darling to bring the noise making box.
So pass this onto the others and for goodness sake try not to turn up when everyone is half-cut at 12pm. Early would be nice!!!
So see you all there then.
ONON
SassygirlBJ
Shafter and Flo enthusiastically invite all the hashers to a party to celebrate Sole-less's 21st Birthday at Tiafau House, next door to Millenia.
Date: Saurday 25th November, commencing 6pm
Dress: Cheeky
A keg, piggy and umu is on the menu. Feel free to bring a salad if you are that way inclined.
You will not be penalised if you wish to bring a bottle of your favorite drink to share with the birthday child.
Gordon Flesh and Son of the Bitch to arrange for the music and Lezzy darling to bring the noise making box.
So pass this onto the others and for goodness sake try not to turn up when everyone is half-cut at 12pm. Early would be nice!!!
So see you all there then.
ONON
SassygirlBJ
Run 1338 - 27 November - SCHUMACHER
Talofa lava dashing hares (not!) and those sexy meres
Well done to those die-hards who braved the pneumonia inducing conditions to join Alex and Nicole at Vaivase-uta for Run 1337. The regulars were joined by a very enthusiastic bunch of American new boots who were thoroughly interviewed as to what they are doing on island.
The group set out on a nice trot in a light drizzle through the bushes and were also continuously hassled by stray dogs. Part of the group was overhead discussing the beauty of carrying some weapons (the type with silencers attached) to put them out of their misery.
On the return of the small-ish group, found Kiwi and Snoofy well into the cooking whilst Schumacher had disappeared for hours to buy some sizeable cups for the nectar.....goodness knows where the heck he disappeared to for it took a long time.
Judging by the degree of merriment demonstrated by the group come 8pm, leaves no doubt that they all had their fair share of vailima. To help speed up the keg, the GM called for a boat race between the Americans and the Aussies, with a new addition that each person had to eat one sausage or a sushi prior to drinking. The Americans obediently did as instructed while Nicole of the Aussie team cheated by upending most her beer over her head. This was followed by Samoa vs The Rest of the World. Needless to say the team of Flo, Son of the Bitch and Kiwi toyed with the ROTW team and won by miles as was to be expected. Several awards were dished out. First one to Sassygirl, for providing additional glasses for the hash mugs. She received several more later on for spanking herself in the hash circle as well as some other misdemeanours the previous Friday night at the impromptuous Hash party at Headquarters. Similarly ACDC received several, one for false accusations that Schumacher was not at headquarters, plus a host of other stupid stuff-ups. The new boots impressed the die-hards with their "downing" abilities. No doubt they will be at next hash. There were so many more awareds that i cant recall any more as i had more than my fair share of down-downs. The team did well because the keg was lopsided come 8.45pm. Others threatened to head off to headquarters whilst the rest disappeared goodness knows where.
Is there someone else out there who wants to be "Hash Trash"
Next week's run will be hosted by the very Single Schumacher from his home at Vaoala. A map will be posted shortly if i am up to it..LOL
Pls check out the following blog for the Saturday party.
Thanks again Alex and Nicole...no doubt there will be some hash naming forth-cumming soon.
ONON
sassygirlBJ
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Next Week's Run 13 November
Talofa Hares and Gorgeous Meres
Last night saw a major increase in numbers at the hash, thanks to the Brewmaster's family and friends who were here for Mr. Whippy and Louisa's wedding. Congratulations again to the Barkers and we look forward to a lot of little Barkers running around soon...terrorising the hash clan..
Last night we farewelled Crabs and Bloody Mary after two years....that was the fastest second cumming we have seen. We wish them both where-ever they may be in the future and look forward to a third cumming. You two will be sadly missed, being fantastic people and even more ardent hashers.
Lambada and Pavarotti, who were showing far too much affection in public last night have offered to host next week's run from their home at Vailele....ummm close to SassygirlBJ's home, which means she can go straight home without visiting headquarters.....not!
A map will be forthcoming shortly if i get around to it.
LOST AND FOUND:
1. Some male shoes from last night's run...and no i went home alone
2. Flash Gordon's shades....nice ones too
3. Ladies blue sandals from the White Monday's run are still in my car....very soon they will belong to the owner of the car if no-one claims them..
Dont forget the 20K, 10K and Kids 3K Fun Run this Saturday. I have registration forms if you are interested. There will be NO RACE DAY REGISTRATIONS.
onon
SassygirlBJ
Last night saw a major increase in numbers at the hash, thanks to the Brewmaster's family and friends who were here for Mr. Whippy and Louisa's wedding. Congratulations again to the Barkers and we look forward to a lot of little Barkers running around soon...terrorising the hash clan..
Last night we farewelled Crabs and Bloody Mary after two years....that was the fastest second cumming we have seen. We wish them both where-ever they may be in the future and look forward to a third cumming. You two will be sadly missed, being fantastic people and even more ardent hashers.
Lambada and Pavarotti, who were showing far too much affection in public last night have offered to host next week's run from their home at Vailele....ummm close to SassygirlBJ's home, which means she can go straight home without visiting headquarters.....not!
A map will be forthcoming shortly if i get around to it.
LOST AND FOUND:
1. Some male shoes from last night's run...and no i went home alone
2. Flash Gordon's shades....nice ones too
3. Ladies blue sandals from the White Monday's run are still in my car....very soon they will belong to the owner of the car if no-one claims them..
Dont forget the 20K, 10K and Kids 3K Fun Run this Saturday. I have registration forms if you are interested. There will be NO RACE DAY REGISTRATIONS.
onon
SassygirlBJ
21 K OAC Qualifying Race, 10K Fun Run, Kids 3k Fun Run
Mahalo all you hashers!!!
I have registration forms available for the above runs. Race Date: 11 Nov 2006 with the deadline for Registration 9 Nov 2006. NO RACE DAY REGISTRATIONS.
So get your a into g and stop by and see me if you haven't registered already. Drag your family out for some fresh air and exercise
onon
SassygirlBJ
I have registration forms available for the above runs. Race Date: 11 Nov 2006 with the deadline for Registration 9 Nov 2006. NO RACE DAY REGISTRATIONS.
So get your a into g and stop by and see me if you haven't registered already. Drag your family out for some fresh air and exercise
onon
SassygirlBJ
Monday, November 06, 2006
Todays Run-6 November 2006
Hallo all
sorry about the delay in blogging this: Today's Run will be from Tiafau Fale and will be Crabs and Bloody Mary's last run. Crabs has kindly offered to shout the keg. The rest of you, ensure you bring something edible to throw on the bbq. If you like to eat a lot, then ensure you bring enough to cook. If you are on a diet like me, well then, .....seafood diet it is.
Run will be SAT5/person tonight. This goes to the T-shirts and please don't bellyache about paying. Your mismanagement do not want to hear about it.
See you all then
ONON
SassygirlBJ
sorry about the delay in blogging this: Today's Run will be from Tiafau Fale and will be Crabs and Bloody Mary's last run. Crabs has kindly offered to shout the keg. The rest of you, ensure you bring something edible to throw on the bbq. If you like to eat a lot, then ensure you bring enough to cook. If you are on a diet like me, well then, .....seafood diet it is.
Run will be SAT5/person tonight. This goes to the T-shirts and please don't bellyache about paying. Your mismanagement do not want to hear about it.
See you all then
ONON
SassygirlBJ
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Whippy's Mini Stag Party @ Hennies
Unfortunately, all the rumors are true. Mr. Whippy will be tying the knot. Hashmen are invited to join Whippy and his 'less' crazy bro's from overseas for a stag party at Hennie's from 7:00 - 10:00 PM. Rumor has it that the men plan to crash the hen's party thereafter. Mr. Whippy will shout the first few rounds of beer, so try to hit Hennies before 8:00.
Onon
Onon
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Hash for Mon 30 Oct 2006
The Brewmaster's family is in town for his wedding and has volunteered to host the Hash at their home in Lotopa before the big day. See the attached map for directions.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Saturday 28th Birthday Party
Talofa all
Thanks again to Lewinsky and POD for another fantastic hash and spread last night. And to all those wimps who did not attend due to a few rain-drops and cyclonic winds, you missed out a great run.....despite the fact that Lewinsky and Son of the Bitch set it from the comfort of the car. They were duly punished for this. James, the ADB consultant, pretending to be a surfer was a great sport when asked to drink out of his shiny new shoes...pity the run did not go thru the mangroves...!!!
Everyone that was in the house ended up with a down-down. Some for valid misdemeanours and others, down-right stupid....but then who needed a smart excuse to be given a down down at hash....most of the down-downs ended down Shafter's throat as the celebrations of the arrival of the new hashman continued. The new addition is named Anesi, after Flo's late dad. Lets hope he can run fast like Sosene Anesi and turn out to be as good looking as him. But then the poor lad, he's got the old man's looks....LOL!!!
The evening ended up with some serious arm wrestling with poor Lezzie losing due to poor technique. He even lost to SassygirlBJ who started up the madness. No other mere wanted to take her on so the hares had to do. Needless to say the meres around the circle were blushing at the sight of some serious guns being flashed..... this is good entertainment especially for the meres if they are into checking out biceps...LOL
Shafter has invited the Hash Family to parteee this Saturday, 28th October 2006, commencing 7.30pm at the Cappucino Vineyard to celebrate Flo's birthday and new figure.
Lukem u fallas den. Wear something spunky, or if you don't have then just turn up in island style wear.
Onon
SassygirlBJ
Thanks again to Lewinsky and POD for another fantastic hash and spread last night. And to all those wimps who did not attend due to a few rain-drops and cyclonic winds, you missed out a great run.....despite the fact that Lewinsky and Son of the Bitch set it from the comfort of the car. They were duly punished for this. James, the ADB consultant, pretending to be a surfer was a great sport when asked to drink out of his shiny new shoes...pity the run did not go thru the mangroves...!!!
Everyone that was in the house ended up with a down-down. Some for valid misdemeanours and others, down-right stupid....but then who needed a smart excuse to be given a down down at hash....most of the down-downs ended down Shafter's throat as the celebrations of the arrival of the new hashman continued. The new addition is named Anesi, after Flo's late dad. Lets hope he can run fast like Sosene Anesi and turn out to be as good looking as him. But then the poor lad, he's got the old man's looks....LOL!!!
The evening ended up with some serious arm wrestling with poor Lezzie losing due to poor technique. He even lost to SassygirlBJ who started up the madness. No other mere wanted to take her on so the hares had to do. Needless to say the meres around the circle were blushing at the sight of some serious guns being flashed..... this is good entertainment especially for the meres if they are into checking out biceps...LOL
Shafter has invited the Hash Family to parteee this Saturday, 28th October 2006, commencing 7.30pm at the Cappucino Vineyard to celebrate Flo's birthday and new figure.
Lukem u fallas den. Wear something spunky, or if you don't have then just turn up in island style wear.
Onon
SassygirlBJ
Monday, October 23, 2006
Hash for Mon 23 Oct 2006
This evening's hash will be hosted by POD and Lewinsky from their home at
Taumesina.
See you all then
onon
SassygirlBJ
Monday, October 16, 2006
Alcoholics Anonymous
Hello all - I think this is my first post....so bear with me if its not all that flash (no pun intended).
No doubt all would have heard of the incident in front of Crabbers on Saturday night so I wont divulge the details although I would like to draw your attention (for downdowns this arvo) to a certain individual who was hauled into the Cop Shop accused of being a member of the AAAA (Anti Alcoholics Anonymous Association) also known as the AHHH.... For all you people that cant read (or cant read between the lines) thats drunk driving ...
Will see that this person is identified in due course...
Onon
Flash
No doubt all would have heard of the incident in front of Crabbers on Saturday night so I wont divulge the details although I would like to draw your attention (for downdowns this arvo) to a certain individual who was hauled into the Cop Shop accused of being a member of the AAAA (Anti Alcoholics Anonymous Association) also known as the AHHH.... For all you people that cant read (or cant read between the lines) thats drunk driving ...
Will see that this person is identified in due course...
Onon
Flash
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Run 1332 - ACDC Welcome Back Run
A million thanks to Godfather for a fantastic, heart stopping, gut wrenching run that saw the mad hashers take off in the middle of the day on a a few falsies around the golf course and then last seen heading for the mountains.....the mob finally ended up on the Siumu Cross Island road...phew!!! and ran all the way back to the onons. Several of the runners were hyperventilating, flushed and cussing on arrival at how tough the run was. Thank goodness they all made it back on time with plenty of sunlight to spare. Needless to say, Godfather admitted that he was late from setting the run as he got hopelessly lost in the bush!!! Well done Godfather!!! SassygirlBJ and Snake went on their own run totally oblivious of the track... and grateful for it too. Would not like to have another BJ done on the sexy one in the middle of the day....repeat of the Vavau Run.
Here is hoping that FBI will be forthcoming with the rest of the hash trash this month...LOL
Welcome back ACDC!!!! Great to hear the Wild One is back in one piece and not been mistaken for a terrorist.
ACDC has offered to host next week's Run 1332 to welcome his family who are visiting from New Zealand as well as to make up for the runs and parties that he missed out on. The Trot will take place at Tiafau Fale, next door to Hotel Millenia.
Here is hoping that FBI will be forthcoming with the rest of the hash trash this month...LOL
Welcome back ACDC!!!! Great to hear the Wild One is back in one piece and not been mistaken for a terrorist.
ACDC has offered to host next week's Run 1332 to welcome his family who are visiting from New Zealand as well as to make up for the runs and parties that he missed out on. The Trot will take place at Tiafau Fale, next door to Hotel Millenia.
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
White Sunday Hash Trot
Talofa All
White Monday's hash will be hosted by Godfather and Godmother at Sinalei Reef Resort. All the kaikai will be provided. All you need to provide is your running shoes and any other special drinks you wish to consume. Hash will arrange the keg as usual.
You are all kindly asked to use the car park next to the Golf Course and then walk down the side road adjacent to Maninoa Beach Surf. ABSOLUTELY NO WALKING THROUGH THE HOTEL PROPER. All the children are off limit to the hotel proper. It is highly appreciated if all the meres and hares ensure this simple instruction is abided by.
Run will commence at 1pm.
For catering purposes, would you pls advise whether you will be attending....either by commenting via this blog or by emailing me at sassygirl@samoa.ws
onon
SassygirlBJ
White Monday's hash will be hosted by Godfather and Godmother at Sinalei Reef Resort. All the kaikai will be provided. All you need to provide is your running shoes and any other special drinks you wish to consume. Hash will arrange the keg as usual.
You are all kindly asked to use the car park next to the Golf Course and then walk down the side road adjacent to Maninoa Beach Surf. ABSOLUTELY NO WALKING THROUGH THE HOTEL PROPER. All the children are off limit to the hotel proper. It is highly appreciated if all the meres and hares ensure this simple instruction is abided by.
Run will commence at 1pm.
For catering purposes, would you pls advise whether you will be attending....either by commenting via this blog or by emailing me at sassygirl@samoa.ws
onon
SassygirlBJ
Monday, October 02, 2006
Hash 02 Oct 2006 - Vaivase-uta
Hi Dear HASHERS,Please note the change of venue for tonite's hash 02/10/2006 hosted by Soprano and Just Missed. It is now at Electric Power Corporation (EPC) compound at Vaivase-uta at HOUSE NO.2 BUT NOT at Alafua as previously advsied you last week. Sorry for the inconvenience caused.
The location....you drive straight up to Vaivase-uta..DO NOT turn right at the CHURCH BUT keep driving straight up and it is the first road on your right after a galvanisned fence near the road. You drive up for 100metres and come to broken galvanished gate thats EPC compound...IF you have problem with the location call me at 7771402..cheers...
Soprano
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