Talofa All Meres and Hashmen, young and old and the wannabe, youngish!!!!
Hearty Congratulations to Lezzy who celebrated his birthday yesterday during Run 1349. The run started out with a handful of runners and walkers and not surprising, come the awards and drinking time, the circle had quadrubled.
Kiwi, accompanied by the other three hares, Lewinsky, Flash Gordon and Son of the Bitch set the run around the town and its environs, with a new track discovered in inner Apia.
There were plenty of New Boots at hand, three of which made up the rest of Oink's family visiting from Down Under. Apparently Papa and Mama Oink were former hashers but it has been so damn long since they hung up their sneakers, that they have forgotten their hash-names. Two other new hashers from the land of dykes and windmills...oops sorry, make that dikes and windmills hit the ground running, and will be seen around the bushes with the hashers for the next 3-4 years. They are young Christa and Henk. They were noticed imbibing in quite a bit of the nectar of life....so they must be good hashers. Another new-boot from Tokelau graced the AHHH, after a long spell without any brothers and sisters from Tokelau. Would not be surprised if the presence of this new addition from Tokelau had something to do with the supply of delectable raw clams on the menu as well....uuuummmm goood! Youngish Ben from the land of the long white cloud and sheep was another new boot who was due to bugger off island the following day. Some of the meres took a fancy to the young lad. May he cum again to Samoa. SOON.
Sheepfart, on the other hand is a retread and has had more cumming to Samoa than we care to know about. He had several down-downs much to the delight of the circle. Poor bastard!!! Flo, make sure Sheepfart gets his 50th shirt this century. LOL!!! Soprano, Just Missed and the clan finally made a showing with some pathetic excuse of going off on a second honey-moon and leaving their children home alone. They got nailed for being absent from the hash for so long. The GM spotted young Lincoln, son of Soprano and Just Missed, who insisted on throwing gravel at any one that stepped up to take a down-down. For not house training their son, they got another down down. Poison Ivy was punished for missing in action for so long. She has apparently being learning the Samoan Siva and Pupu had no excuse at all. Pupu was also caught sporting a toga (apparently with nothing underneath) at the Valentine's Celebrations at Paddles, thereby giving hashmen a bad name.
For desecrating the GM's car, the four hares were punished. Apparently the previous week, the same bunch insisted on pissing on the GM's vehicle wheels, this week.... well one can only imagine what happened.
Kiwi was done for acid painting the Deputy Brewmaster's Car (Lezzy) after the previous hash when he threw up all the way from Vaitele to Vaivase-uta.
Flo and FBI were caught sneaking into the circle. The GM was not impressed that he did not get a hug & kiss on Flo's arrival, let alone, telling how boring her day may have been....to which Ray Charles promptly responded.."forget the day, Flo has had a boring year!" which brought the house down... malo Ray Charles.
Poor Lewinsky had several down-downs, despite his lame excuse of being on antibiotics, he lost count.
Tony Blair, aided by Selena, who keep the Tobacco Companies in business and smoke like chimneys. dobbed Delicious, Christa, Kiwi and Ray Charles for smoking in the circle. Amazingly, SassygirlBJ & Flo who had been smoking merrily next to them were not pulled up. phew!!!
SassygirlBlowJob finally announced that the current Mismanagement had agreed unanimously to stand again for another term. On being questioned as to when the vote was taken, the circle was firmly told that the responsibility lay with Mismanagement to coerce any willing bods to undertake the work of ensuring smooth operations.
Your Mismanagement Team:
Grand Master - Shafter aka Chris Hewson
Asst GM - Lewinsky aka Courtney Stevenson
Brewmaster - Mr. Whippy aka Eugene Barker
Assts B.master and Bbq - Lezzy aka Tuala Ah Him
Hash Mugs - Eveready aka Adolf Arp
Hash Cash - Princess of Darkness aka Ariane Butler Vaai
Hash Nuts - Godfather aka Tuatagaloa Joe Annandale
Hare Raiser-cum-Hash Trash & Super Bitch - SassygirlBlowJob aka Nynette Sass
Hash Blog - Florence Nightingale aka Tauasili Anesi, SassgirlBJ & Mr. Whippy
Hash Music - Son of the Bitch aka Antony Sass & Flash Gordon aka Marcus Berking
The circle finally sang Happy Birthday to Lezzy, but just before cutting the cake, FBI broke into song and led the group in a rendition of Lezzy's favourite song: "To all the men i loved before!!!!" to much laughter.
Onon was called followed by a fantastic spread put on by Lezzie and assisted by ACDC, Ray Charles and FBI.
ONON
