Friday, March 15, 2013

Hash Trash Run 1664 – OTR BYO RUN

Do not expect this trash to be flashy or colourful like Poumuli, Tallyho or Desperate Housewife’s posts…I think I am suffering from the early onset of Alzheimer disease so here goes…

Late in the afternoon, I got an urgent directive from the GM SOTB to post the venue of the run, given that he was a bit pre-occupied with Alcatraz who had just arrived early morning. There being no organised run, the second home at OTR was yet again the venue of another memorable evening for all the wrong reasons…but still funny.
Tallyho was the designated Live Hare…much to the amusement of the hashers who had other versions “barely alive hare” “old hare” … needless to say TallyHo, being the fit FRB that he is, set off around the back of the police station and the acting scribe last saw him heading towards the hills…what would I know, I short cut all the time J

Lewsinsky, being the helpful soul that he is, offered to stay back and guard the keg, whilst everyone took off after Tallyho.
On the return, the GM launched into cleaning up the BBQ and started cooking whilst everyone dug into the nectar and whilst trying to recover from the apparently hectic pace set by the hare. Finally it was time for the onons:

New Boots: Rob Pereira, who had somehow recovered said that the most training he has done in 32 years was always done at a bar; Mike, who was visiting from NZ and promised not to return the following week, and Rosalina who has just returned home after 30 years in California…for the geographically challenged, that is somewhere in the United States of America, I They were all given a down down.
Retreads: Julia Gillard’s lame excuse was work related, Alcatraz took 5 weeks out in Aussie to chill, Madam Flash and Graft, visiting for 2 weeks after an absence of 7 years. Poor Madam Flash wasn’t her usual self. She’ picked up  a bug en-route to Apia.

New Shoes: Hotflush was given the honor of sniffing out the new shoes. He spotted Rob Pereira and Rosalina’s new footwear so they were made to drink from them.
Celebrity: Da Head had the back page of the Samoa Observer all to himself, where he is pretending to give something away to unsuspecting businesses; Sexpot took it for his bank having donated several computers to someone?; Ex flat mate CB made to take the DD on behalf of Pussy Snatcher and Snatch thanks to their ex housemaid robbing them blind.

Day in History: Poumuli emailed these as usual..1911 International Womens Day – Ringring took the DD for Slim Shady; something about a blonde Barbie doll, so Ally was the token blonde; Canberra day was given to Julia Gillard; something else about cyper porn was awarded to the GM…smh
Other Awards: Transporter came up with  some lame excuse for not having the hash mugs so was duly punished; during previous week’s run, Irini saw fit to sit on the table holding the mugs, the table collapsed breaking one of the mugs (according to Transporter); Sassy was in fine form by now and got in the first awared…she called for GM to take a DD for late advise of run venue; then got on CB’s case for not using his common-sense to clean up the BBQ; Julia Gillard whined about Transporter and SOTB not telling him about a pjama party at YNOT a while back;

The Cockblocker award was given to Lewinsky and Crash for constantly calling up the GM at home and finally turning up at his place.
At this point of the proceedings, Carnal Knowledge and two new cummers rocked up and were duly given a DD for late cumming. One friend introduced himself as Randy or was that Rowdy (can’t read my scribbling) to which Ringring responded with an enquiry as to his marital status…the other friend was introduced as Ball Wrecker??.  Both were on island to celebrate Master Ryan’s first birthday.
Sassy jumped into the foray again with a blonde moment award to Karaeoke who had recently been to NZ for medical check-up but seems she just needed a break and some retail therapy.

Transporter told a long winded story about CB putting pressure on him to get his car fixed by Saturday. After his boys worked 2 days and into the nite, CB advised him later that he did not need the car after all. CB went down.
Sassy nominated Godfather for deserting his duties the previous week where she had to put up with the tone deaf hashers and their bloody awful singing.
Godfather, called for a toast to Graft and Madam Flash who first started running hash in Samoa around 30 years ago…pretty old this Graft guy! He also pointed out that there are no privileges in this hash for the older hashers, such as allowing them a seat during the awards. Godfather then went into confession mode… he did acknowledge that he would have done the same with Tittyg in the house…  confess that is…Godfather ran his heart out today and on arrival he went to high 5 Irini, only for his right hand having a soft landing on Irini’s left breast, and according to GF, one of the pleasures of old age is the young ladies do not take offence easily…he is aware what would have happened had he been a much younger lad … a good right across the kisser would have been the correct response J

Prince then shared the outcome of the two Nafanua Men’s teams during the Saturday 10km competition where the B team, with Transporter, Prince and SOTB beat the A team which included CB and Xavier. The losers were made to drink.
Tallyho brought forward the shrine, opining the fact that Poumuli has fled overseas again where-as Tallyho had a dried piece of copra from the previous week which he wanted Poumuli to drink out of. Closest living relative Witchdoctor took the down down, thank goodness, not from the dirty copra cup.

Hotflush, adorned with the Angry Bird hat, added that after much navel gazing and trying to find his inner self, was convinced that there is a soul at hash, who, under a calm exterior is actually seething with anger and deserved the AB Hat,..Today landed with the hat!
The group, led by Tallyho launched into the Hash Anthem in honor of Carnal Knowledge and Jailbait’s pending departure to their new post in the Cook Islands.

Finally, a DD for the lively hare, Tallyho and on to the BBQ and more nectar of life….

On On SassygirlBJ



1 comment:

  1. Vai Vai & MoaMarch 21, 2013 2:33 am

    Sassy Girl, Alzheimers - can't remember what that is at the moment. What do you mean "not flashy" - great trash - it's a flashy sassy bj and sister monk - you've still got "it" girl. Maybe you should see a doctor - lol. Jokes aside, all scribes do a great job and give us a laugh; off island ain't fun, you, Poumuli,Tally Ho, Desp HW are well appreciated. Hash trash & Observer on line keep us in touch when far,far away. Who was that said fa fa? Take care, Vai Vai & Moa