The Hash was hosted by the King and Karaoke
in Lotopa. It was an incredibly rainy day, so it was surprising that so many
actually made it out. The rain had precluded any sort of trail to be set, so
StrapOn volunteered as live hare. Out the gate we went on a perambular run
around Lotopa, with the faster runners going all the way over to the Mormon
temple and back.
StrapOn came in as GM, and called the
circle to order. New to Hash was Gabby who is a UN volunteer, and came with
someone called Pru and Mark. Down downs for Peeping Clam, Princess Fantapants
and Gabby.
The retreads were Poumuli (away in Fiji and
Germany), Overstayer (in Savaii but based in Upolu now), Witch Doctor, Tom,
Crime, Peeping Clam and Princess Fantapants.
Shoe inspector Snip and Tuck failed, as she
falsely accused POD.
This Day in History Awards went to StrapOn
for Gayboy (977 – Emperor Otto II lifts the siege at Paris and withdraws. His
rearguard is defeated while crossing the Aisne River by Frankish forces under
King Lothair III), Crash Bandicoot (2006 – Commodore Frank Bainimarama overthrows
the government in Fiji), King (1726 – King Adolph of Sweden dies), and Lewinsky
(International Day for People with Disabilities).
Celebrity Awards went to Princess
Fantapants (for FBI who was in the paper), Godfather and Cockblocker (SVS in
the paper), Peeping Clam (not happy about Prince Harry), Lewinsky (30 year anniversary
of RLS, of which his dad was a founder), the King (did not enter world’s best guacamole
competition), and Cockblocker for World Aids Day.
Turning to the GM’s awards, we saw some
improvements in the 7s, with vocal support from Karaoke. Then there had been the
Queen’s Baton Relay, with numerous indiscretions including Sassygirl BJ driving
too slow, Godfather taking a short-cut, POD running in front of the
Baton-bearer and Poumuli trying to us the baton as a bat.
Opening up for nominations, Princess
Fantapants nominated Peeping Clam for the Not Samoan Award, as she was peeling
more than a chimpanzee from her sunburn. Then Lewinsky nominated the GM for his
speedy side step of a charging dog on the run. Lewinsky joined him as he had
been laughing about the incident.
POD nominated Titty Galore for her nesting skills
in fashioning a sling for Godfather out of a bikini top. Lewinsky nominated
Crash for the bad son in law award for not wearing pink to the run. POD had
been listening to the radio when the bodybuilding contest was on, and
apparently the commentary from the ladies watching would have been illegal if
men had uttered them during Ms Samoa. To top it off, the King had been abused
by Karaoke upon her return from the contest.
Godfather noted that the Hash has been
around for 30 odd years, and that a long time ago at a Togitogia run Snake had
found a snake in the bush, for which he is named. This week they found a snake
at Sinalei, and after that was disposed of, he began to look for the parent
snakes. Then he remembered that Snake had been his electrician.
Princess Fantapants joined him for sitting
during this story. Finally, Karaoke nominated Snake for getting upset that
someone called him old at last week’s Hash.
The Hosts and Hare were saluted. Next week’s
Hash is at Sunrise Restaurant, Christmas Hash 6PM, rain or shine.
On On
Poumuli, IKA Slit
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