The Hash was hosted by Pussysnatcher,
Snatched, Toa and Catcher at their house in Apaula Heights. It was a nice cool
day after the rain and the Hashers set off into the bush. The trail meandered
through the jungle until we came out at the top of Apaula and then followed the
road home. It was quite a challenging run, but not the usual killer we expect
from Pussysnatcher.
StrapOn as GM called the circle to order.
There were no newbies, and the retreads were Alex (no excuse), Prince
(communing in NZ), Amit, and Barefoot & Anal. Peeping Clam was made Shoe
Inspector and found Alex, Prince and just Paul.
Celebrity Awards went to Overstayer (for
Crime’s new prison) and Jonathon (for Sassy being in the paper).
This Day in History Awards went to King (AD
41 – Roman Emperor Caligula, known for his eccentricity and sadistic despotism,
is assassinated by his disgruntled Praetorian Guards. The Guard then proclaims
Caligula's uncle Claudius as Emperor), Poumuli (1523 – Christian II is forced to abdicate
as King of Denmark and Norway), Twin Peaks (1788 – The first elements of the
First Fleet carrying 736 convicts from Great Britain to Australia arrive at
Botany Bay), Nom Nom (1931 – Sir Isaac Isaacs is sworn in as the first
Australian-born Governor-General of Australia), StrapOn (1960 – Little Joe 1B,
a Mercury spacecraft, lifts off from Wallops Island, Virginia with Miss Sam, a
female rhesus monkey on board), Lewinsky (1993 – Bill Clinton is inaugurated
the 42nd President of the United States of America), and Karaoke (Feast Day of
St Francis de Sales).
On the run, Pussysnatcher had given
instructions not to trample any plantations, but Snip & Tuck ran straight
over one. Jonathon was also awarded for his barbed wire skills. Also the
assurance that there were no problems with dogs on the trail was false, thus
Pussysnatcher joined.
In the news Trump had referred to shithole
countries, while praising Norway, which led to Pussysnatcher, Dannii and Paul
getting a down down with Poumuli. Samoa has also been banned from the temporary
work visa in the US, which went to Overstayer and Titty Galore. Poumuli noted
that Trump has been accused of an affair with a pornstar, which was reminiscent
of Clinton, hence a down down for Lewinsky.
There had also been a March for Women’s
Rights, which went to Peeping Clam and Snatched. Australian criticism of
Chinese aid to the Pacific went to Titty Galore and Nom Nom. Opening up for
nominations from the floor, Cunning Linguist nominated Poumuli for practicing
and fixing hair in the car. Ge joined for a Jealousy Award for having no hair, while Witch Doctor was a latecummer.
Nom Nom nominated Alex for overachievement for
running Mt Vaea, and he was joined by Poumuli for no longer doing that. Paul
was also nominated for the noises from his sword interrupting proceedings.
Witch Doctor nominated Wahoo for throwing
away her contact lenses. And then the Monk arrived.
She started with the couple that had just
got married Mr and Mrs Smith, so Paul with his amazing moves will henceforth be
known as Quicky. Dannii whom many have called upon for house doctor calls,
shall henceforth be known as Drug Dealer. Toa, our littlest host, is from a
family of cat relations, and shall henceforth be known as SOAP – Son Of A Pussy.
Reverting to the circle Twin Peaks nominated
Poumuli for giving directions but not explaining the theme, while Lewinsky nominated
Tittty Galore for excessive advertising, joined by Godfather. Jonathon got
nominated for saying he would bring more med students and then didn’t. Poumuli
tried to nominate Pussysnatcher and Snatcher for their dangerous driveway and
failed, while Alex’s cellphone went off.
Finally Peeping Clam got the Worst Sword
Award while King got the Best Sword Award.
We then feasted
On On
Poumuli, IKA Slit
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