Attention Hares and Mares,
Unconfirmed reports from CIA intelligence sources in the Pacific revealed that that Mr. Whippy might be doing a runner from his AHH firm by flying out tomorrow to elope with a Samoan precious lady in AmericaJJ
As of 7pm this evening, I have deployed Agent Orange and Agent Harry Porter to the field to find more information on this breaking news. An unidentified young striking Samoan woman in her late 20s is said to have tamed the heart of Mr. Whippy, hence, he is seeking refuge in good old USA to plan his future life imprisonment with this Samoan beauty.
Stay tuned for another update tomorrow at the hash ceremony. Bring plenty of booze and chow.