Money’s Short and Times are Hard, Here’s your Freakin’ Christmas Card
Twas the
night before Christmas
And all
through the house
Everybody
felt shitty
Even the
mouse …..
Mum at
the whorehouse
And dad
smoking grass
I’d just
settle down
For a
nice piece of arse …
When out
on the lawn
I heard
such a clatter
I sprung
from my piece
To see
what was the matter …
Then out
on the lawn
I saw a
big dick
I knew
in a moment
It must
be Saint Nick …
He came
down the chimney
Like a
bat out of hell
I knew
in a moment
The
fucker had fell …
He
filled all our stockings
With
pretzels and beer
And a
big rubber dick
For my
brother the queer …
He rose
up the chimney
With a
thunderous fart
The son
of a bitch
Blew the
chimney apart …
He swore
and he cursed
As he
rode out of sight
Piss on
you all
And have
a hell of a night!!!
Merry
Friggin’ Christmas!
To all at
Hash
From Vai
Vai
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