The Hash was hosted by Captain Mortein and Pirate Princess the Samoa Mini Golf over at Faleata. A nice day for it, but the usual mismanagement meant that we made Nom Nom the live hare. He set off at a leisurely pace he thought, but soon left most behind. This led to a few stops to collect the pack. We basically ran around the back roads of Siusega, with short-cutters Godfather, Cupless, Ring Ring and Poumuli actually making it a much longer run for themselves. The nuts back at the golf were small again but very tasty.
Sassygirl BJ stepped in as GM and called the circle to order. New to Hash was Robin, a friend of Nom Nom. Retreads was only Captain Mortein.
Ring Ring was appointed Shoe Inspector and found Alex, but also joined in for getting Il Capo’s name wrong.
This Day in History Awards went to Sassy (1963 – Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary, on an island in San Francisco Bay, closes), Poumuli (1978 – The first UNIFIL troops arrived in Lebanon for peacekeeping mission along the Blue Line), Kat (International Day of Happiness) and Poumuli for trying to get Marcus the (International Colour Day).
On the run the GM felt that the live hare hadn’t done a good job, as he only brought back 3 runners. He was joined by Poumuli who tried to dob in Ring Ring. Dawn Raid was then given a Gratitude Award for pledging not to drive anymore in Samoa.
Also on the run a Hash Mere had been followed by a car, revving and yelling about the sa. Apparently this was a new faifeau, so Captain Mortein took the Not Clearing Run With Neighbours Award.
Opening up for nominations, Witch Doctor immediately got the Not Paying Attention Award. Alex told the woe tale of Il Capo having a rough day after totalling her car. She was joined by Dawn Raid in the Best Drivers (Not) On the Island Award.
Nom Nom nominated Robin (Ozzie) for the Traitor Award as she was wearing a kiwi shirt, joined by Kat and also Ring Ring for leaning. There then followed some mass confusion in which Poumuli got three more down downs.
Finally recovered (the scribbles can be read again), Poumuli nominated Marcus for the Misrepresentation Award for stating that he was a Chef on his Samoa drivers license.
There was an attempt by Kat to make a nomination, but she failed because of hiccups. Robin and Snake then tried their remedy of neck back, Snake pouring beer and Robin rubbing Kat’s tummy. This failed miserably. Useless Implementation Award to Snake, Robin and Nom Nom.
Witch Doctor then leaned over, did something to Robin’s knee and fixed it. Living Up To Hash Name Award to Witch Doctor.
The Hosts and the Hare were saluted then we feasted.
Poumuli, IKA Slit