Tramp & Woman in Black (WIB) Farewell Run 2nd July

Dear Hashers
Thanks to ACDC and his team for last week's Birthday Run. It was very romantic with all the candles and incense on the lawn. Malo lava ACDC!!!

Next Monday, 2nd July's run will the Farewell Run for Tramp & WIB from their home at Vaoala, Vailima. For catering purposes, could you pls drop us a line to indicate your participation on either Heiko.Bammann@fao.org or nsass@samoa-hotels.ws
Tramp has also asked that everyone be at their place by 5.15pm for an early start.

Good luck to any of the hashers who will be running tomorrow in the Marathon. All the best!!

Onon

Hash Run on Monday 25th June

ACDC & FBI are the co-hosts for our run tonite (25th June 07), this will be at ACDC's place at Vaivase Uta - Almost opposite Kiwi's place - for those you who were at Agent Orange's run, ACDC's house is right next door to that house in the same compound.
OnOn
Flo

Hash Map for Monday, 18 JUN 2007

Ah.. finally. Like yourself, I was wondering where Pavarotti's was as well. Thankfully, Kareoke spent time with me at lunch to draw-up this map. Enjoy the Hash, Mr. Whippy.

HASH Run on 18th & 25th June 07

Talofa Hashers

Thought to advise the venues for the next two weeks a bit early for a change, to avoid hassling the SHA office on Monday afternoons

Hash Run on the 18th June will be hosted by Pavarotti, Lambada and Chiquita, this will be their farewell to the Apia Hash Family.

ACDC & FBI will be hosting the run on the 25th June, this will be from ACDC's place at Vaivase-uta.

Mr Whippy will post a map for directions

Have a good week

OnOn

Hash Monday 11th June

Hi All,

Flash Gordon here!! Subbing in for Sassygirl who is to busy drinking Mai Tais and Margaritas at a certain establishment located somewhere near Faleolo airport.... Hash, I am told, will be at Headquarters 1 (OTR - for you unenlightened few thats "On The Rocks"). It's BYO so everyone bring something with you...as long as it hasnt been sitting in your fridge for too long..

At any rate, will see yall tonite - ONON!

" If it's too loud, you're too old!"

Hash Run on Monday 4th June

Talofa Hares and Mares, friends and relatives

Our hash run tonite will be from the Tiafau Fale at Sogi, usual time

Manuia le aso &
OnOn

Hash Map for Monday, 28 MAY 2007

Don't let the rain scare you. Some of our very best Hashes take place on days just like this. Throw the extra t-shirt in the car and come join us for a little exercise, good company, cold drinks, and some goodies on the BBQ.

The Brewmaster, Mr. Whippy.

Hash Run # 1363 @ Vailima hosted by Eddie, Soo & Ray Charles

Talofa Hashers

Hash Run tonite will be from Lezzie's house at Vailima as per Sassy's direction from last week. If you were not listening. Drive past the Curry House (X-rated & Under-rated) first turn on the right (next to that newly built hotel) drive down, look for paper and Good Luck!

See you all there tonite

OnOn

Hash Map for Monday, 21 MAY 2007

I know, this map is not necessary for most, unless you've been living under a rock! But we wanted to make sure our new Hashers can find us... and join us for a great run, some goodies, and of course, some ice cold BEER.

See you tonight, your Delinquent Brewmaster, Mr. Whippy.

21st May Run

Mahalo hashers
This Monday's trot will be run from SOTB and Flash Gordon's pad opposite Eveready and Kareoke's residence at Lotopa.
Run will be hosted by SassygirlBJ. Parking is at Kareoke & Eveready's yard.

See you all then.
ON ON

SassygirlBlowjob!!!

Mother's Day Holiday run

Malo Hashers,

Hope you are all having a Great Mother's Day, have plenty of food and heaps of presents for the mothers.
Our Mother's day Holiday run will be at the HQ # 1, for those of you who have no idea be at On the Rocks at 4.00 in the afternoon, we will decide who sets the run then.
BYO food and drinks since there's no host. It is also Oink oink's last run.

See you at OTR then

OnOn

Hash Map for Monday, 7 MAY 2007

Wow, is everyone ready for another great Hash? Well, throw-on your sneakers and come join us for a healthy run, ice cold drinks, and good fun.

As per Sassy's note (please read below), this week's Hash will be hosted by Lewinski & the Princess of Darkness at Taumesina.

May 7th Run - Lewinsky & POD - Taumesina

Talofa all meres and hares

Next Week's Run will be hosted by Lewinsky and POD from their digs at Taumesina. Pls indicate if you will joining us this run to ensure enough catering is arranged both solid and liquid wise.... so pull out those collective fingers and comment via the blog.

Last week's run hosted by Selena, Tony Blair, Salsa and Cocaine was again a big success especially afterwards, in the swimming pool. Plenty of downdowns were dished out for some very disserving misdemeanours which occurred during the run and earlier in the week where-ever the hashers hang out. At least this time, everyone had some bloody common sense and left before the cops visitation.

Tony Blair and Selena were rightfully punished for not setting the run and were instead waiting for poor Kiwi to do so. This would have worked if someone had informed Kiwi. Eventually Kiwi and SassygirlBJ set the run partially by chariot and were also penalised for this disservice ....heh!! What an ungrateful bunch!!

Graft got so many downdowns, the scribe lost track. Lezzie as usual never fails to stuff up his nominations, ending up doing the penalties instead. SassygirlBJ was caught out for strutting in the buff on the night of Tony Blair's half century celebration... other hashers also left quite a few of their belongings in the pool including a very expensive phone, earrings and goodness knows what else....scary!!!

Oink, doing what he does best, dug his way from underneath the golf course fence followed by some of the meres who were trying to shortcut home, and ACDC was punished for polluting the pristine environment-when will he ever learn.

Poor Ryder tried to get out of drinking from her brand spanking news boots...no such luck! Lezzie offered to drink the dregs but was graciously refused.

Newcomers to hash, Lorens? and Stefan were duly punished for being dishonest and not owing up as new boots. Subsequently another hashman backed his chariot into their dc wheels and took off without letting the poor new hashers know...tsk tsk.... this deserves a double down-down next week.

When the scribe has sobered up and remembers some more of the nights proceedings, they will be duly posted.

This has got to rate again as one of the top hash runs. Malo Selena, Tony Blair, Spicy hot "Salsa" and the dynamic "Cocaine", guaranteed to make you high... judging by the way some of the hares, both old and young were salivating...heh heh heh!!! Pls drop off images if you have some gems that could be used for blackmailing purposes to moir for the site.

onon folks - Tight Lines, Skirts and all to those hashers who are competing in the upcoming Samoa International Game Fishing Tournament next Week.

ONON

Hash Map for Mon 30 APR 2007

Today's Hash will be at Tony Blair's & Selena's home in Ululoloa next to Craig's Construction Compound (see map). Be sure to drop by and join us for a fun Hash!

Hash Map for Monday, 12 APR 2007

As per the previous post, today's Hash will be hosted by Poison Ivy in Vaivase-tai.

Please make an effort to attend and enjoy the great runs we have in this area.

We're looking forward to seeing you. And yes, the keg is ordered, and the beer is cold.

The Brewmaster, Mr. Whippy.

Prick of the Month!

Next Week's Run 23rd April 2007

Talofa All crazy meres and even crazier hash-men

Heard that last night's hash at the Samoa Tourism Fale was well attended and enjoyed by all, more so, by the cumming of Madam Flash who apparently lived up to her name when the troops retired/took over "On the Rocks". Malo everyone. Son of the Bitch rang up home to whine about the keg running out very early in the proceedings. Two options come to mind, either the keg wasn't full or the hashers drank too much too quickly...both have the same outcome. I hear thru the grapevine that Tony Blair kept a very close eye on his & Selena's daughters ensuring that they were out of reach of some of the hash-men.

Poison Ivy, Talei and their Russian Friend will host next week's run from Vaivase-tai opposite the Polytech and Samoa College boundary. See u all there then.

onon

Hash Run on 16th April 2007

Hash Run tonite - 16th April 2007 will be at the Samoa Tourism Authority Fale, usual time - BYO BBQ
See you then
OnOn
Flo

Hash Run on Easter Monday 9th April 2007

Hash will be from the Tiafau Fale on Monday 9th at 4.00pm, this will be a BYO - food and drinks - $5.00 for t-shirts for adults and FOC for the kids.

See you all on Monday

On another note, please contact Flo if you want to play for the AHHH team on Saturday 14th for the SCOPA Netball Funday.

OnOn

Run on Monday 02nd April 07

Hash run next week Monday, 02/04/07 will be hosted by Oink and Johnny Walker at Vaivase uta, EPC compound

Refer map for directions, if you are still doubt - here's a bit of help - Turn to go to Vaivase uta between the CCCS church Vaivase tai and the Samoa College Hostel Fence - drive up... Good luck .

OnOn