Hash Trash 1835

The Hash was hosted by Gayboy at his refined feline eatery in Matautu by the port. As per usual there was no Hare so we did a live run. Out the gate down the seawall, turn in at Cross Island Road, across the broken bridge in Leone, over to UN Four Corners, and then on home via Vaiala Beach. Simple and wholesome.

Sassygirl BJ called the circle to order. New to Hash was David (intern at SPREP) but he failed to identify his sponsor, Poumuli, which led to a down down for Poumuli. There was also Adam and Deon from Oz (over to visit Swinger) and Albert (friend of Gayboy).

Retreads were Cunning Linguist (recovering), StrapOn (quit job), Gayboy (gay excuse), Kitty Kitty (grounded, then pregnant), Jessica (family matters), and Swinger (in Savaii).

Shoe Inspector Il Capo tried but failed. The GM then berated Gayboy for poor communications, not setting the run and not having the food ready. This was deemed a crime so Crime took the award.

This Day in History Awards went to Sassygirl BJ (363 – Roman emperor Julian is killed during the retreat from the Sasanian Empire. General Jovian is proclaimed Emperor by the troops on the battlefield), Swinger (1374 – A sudden outbreak of St. John's Dance causes people in the streets of Aachen, Germany, to experience hallucinations and begin to jump and twitch uncontrollably until they collapse from exhaustion), Gayboy (1978 – The rainbow flag representing gay pride is flown for the first time during the San Francisco Gay Freedom Day Parade) Il Capo (2013 – Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is found guilty of abusing his power and having sex with an underage prostitute, and is sentenced to seven years in prison (Bunga Bunga)) and Jessica (United Nations Public Service Day).

Celebrity Awards went to Vikki for Slim Shady (in paper), Pirate Princess for Prince (also in the paper), Cunning Linguist (Tokelau farm story), Captain Mortein (cannot recall why) and StrapOn (Skyeeye infomercial).

The GM made a comment that the coconuts appeared to be getting smaller, so Godfather took one for shrinking nuts. She then called on Captain Mortein and Pirate Princess for their 7 year anniversary.

Ring Ring had of course been in Guam, and what with all the military guys there had decided to slim down a bit. Eveready insisted that she be saluted militarily, which landed him a down down. Turning to the Manu Ikale game, the GM picked on Swinger and StrapOn as representatives for the two teams.

Before the run a hasher had been whingeing to the GM about not getting to socialise enough – so why didn’t Poumuli bring him to hash earlier? The GM got Adam into the circle to be fondled by Il Capo, Karaoke, Pirate Princess and Ring Ring. Latecummer Snatched was saluted.

Turning to the Brexit, Il Capo nominated Cunning Linguist, Witch Doctor, Poumuli and Swinger in a convoluted Euro dance. David then nominated the GM which resulted in another for Poumuli. Cunning Linguist felt the GM had overstepped and nominated her, which resulted in a vote for Cunning Linguist.

The GM then spotted Eveready fondling Gayboy’s pot plants, even though he claimed to be cleaning it. Vikki and Crime were awarded for sneaking out back to smoke. At this stage Poumuli re-enacted the Chicken Action Dance, this time with the rooster addition suggested by Eveready.

The Host Gayboy and evident Hare Cunning Linguist were saluted.

On On

Poumuli, IKA Slit