Hash Trash 1669

Greetings all Hashers as you were most warmly welcomed to the Lewinsky Abode on that drizzly day. The rain had been with us for a while and we all thought that this would be a cool run, but no. The humidity was around 250% and we now understood why Lewinsky had set the run by chariot aided by the fleet-footed Megan. Setting the pack on the trail, we were informed that it was on paper and that a shorter trail had been set for the walkers. Off we went past the rugby pitch were the action was on full display for the many Hash Meres who called an impromptu appreciation halt. We hit the Apia Park road and continued eastwards with little complication until we got to the old Blue Marlin, where Lewinsky awaited to guide the walkers. Tallyho, Cockblocker and several others had run ahead on the longer trail which took them to the Fagalii area. Your Scribe set out to follow them but declared defeat after 1/2 mile and took to the short. This led inland from Blue Marlin, through the various backroads in Vaivase and into the Faatoia roads that lead to the mangroves and water pipe area, leading to the bridge. Instead we headed towards the back of Apia Park, to the 4 corners at UNDP and on home. So the run was basically all road, we were hot and sweaty and the coconuts tasted sweet.

SOTB called the circle to some sort of order, but the acoustics of Lewinsky’s deck were not conducive. New to Apia Hash were Cindy from NZ brought by Nicola, Greg and Shelly brought by Desperate Housewife and Sexpot, and Monty brought by someone called Spam. They were all given a down-down and the mistaken identity Transporter joined them. Rethreads were Crash Bandicoot, Snake, Strangled, Xavier and Tupou.

Ozzie Osbourne was instantaneous on the floor for the shoe inspection, having spotted the GM’s bright blue new ones, and the GM performed the act in a heinously disgusting manner. Celebrity Awards went to Lezzie (in the Observer, taken by closest living relative Transporter), and Hot Flush for apparently being a requirement on the Korean peninsula.

This Day in History Awards went to Witch Doctor (1775 – last execution for witchcraft in Germany), Weathercock (1955 opening of first McDonalds), Lewinsky (1999 Clinton cited for contempt of court for giving intentionally false statements), Ozzie Osbourne (2011 documentary God Bless Ozzie Osbourne released), Karen (2010 Black Eyed Peas hit – she had one) and Imelda (2013 Tropical Storm Imelda batters Mauritius).

The GM had been expecting your Scribe to give out another History Award to Lewinsky, but as was pointed out in the circle the picture below is a hoax, as she was born on 23 July 1973 (a day we will celebrate of course in the usual manner), so the perpetrators Strangler and Hot Flush took the Caught in Fabrication Award.

Turning to the run, the GM had been fondled by a passing Mere. While we all felt that he should be grateful  for small mercies, Nicola took the Asexual Harassment Award. Godfather got the Battlehorse Award for taking the long route. A hasher had pulled in to work, off his face to the point of referring to boats as little duckies, thus Employee of the Week Award to Darren.

Tallyho, as is his wont, decided to assist the GM by calling out Lewinsky for setting the run by chariot, and not only that, had made Megan do most of the legwork, so a Breaking Rule 4 Award to the two of them. With his deepest and most insincere gratitude the GM thanked Tallyho by giving him the Iron Lady Award in recognition of her passing. Tallyho’s eulogy was drowned out by rust in peace. As he was wearing a headlamp this was doubled.

Opening up for nominations, Karaoke was annoyed that Lewinsky had made her miss the run by asking her to cook the pig for the Hash, but as it transpired this was the hairiest and ugliest pig ever. The GM opined that it must have been cheap as well, so the Cheap Hairy Ugly Pig Award went to Karaoke while she fulminated on the injustices of the world. Thinking he could try and implicate Lewinsky, Eveready opined that they had needed to do a Brazilian wax on the pig, but was therefore rewarded with the Having Knowledge of How to Brazilian Wax a Pig Award.

During this extraordinary discussion Tallyho had been blowing on his whistle, and Sassygirl BJ had been told by her neighbouring Mere that he could blow that on her tits anytime. In her defence Slim Shady claimed that Sassy was deaf, but took the No Visuals Please Award. The GM spotted a leaner who was invited to join his inviter Transporter in taking the award.

Ozzie thought the run had been great, running the long route with the fitter guys only to be tapped on the butt by CB as he passed him. To his shock and horror he realized that CB’s hands were up in the air, thus a Look No Hands Sexual Assault Award went to CB, although it could be construed as living up to his hash name.

Sassy was most irate that she had not been invited to a Hash Birthday last week, but had been informed belatedly by the GM. Lewinsky claimed that it was an informal gathering and he had asked some ants to pass the word, which then settled the matter and he and the GM got the Ageist Award. On a roll Sassy had been on Facebook only to discover a Mere looking for her husband when he should have arrived already at the airport – Nudge Nudge Say No More Award to Prince.

Do Me Twice got the Latecummer Award, while Sassy nominated Shelly and Karaoke for the Overdressed for Hash Award. Towards the end of the run, Poumuli had been passed by another Hasher, but turning the corner at Taumeasina he then spotted said Hasher walking, but upon hearing Poumuli’s steps he quickly picked up his pace and nearly trotted in to the On Home. For Unseemly Sportsmanship Award to Prince – we are not a sporting club!

Transporter had been amongst the last to return from the run with Anthony, who complained that he hadn’t brought his wallet to pay for a taxi to get him through the last miles. Confirmed by legal scholar Tallyho, Conspiring to Consider Chariot Riding is an offence and must be duly awarded.

Moving on to completely different matters, Slim Shady had been enthralled to learn of the new lifestyle that Snake has adopted in NZ, especially his description of how to milk cows. Suffice to say this warranted a Tickler Award. Lewinsky gave Megan the Excessive Pollution Award for dropping huge chunks of paper in the middle of villages on the run.

Weathercock had by now got his defences sorted out, and misquoting Churchill in retaliation for the McDonalds jibe, called the GM ugly, but he could lose the weight, and demanded a down down for all the Hashers he had bested in the Rotary quiz – Hot Flush, Witch Doctor, Imelda, Slippery, Slim Shady and the GM.

Tallyho was absolutely gobsmacked at what he considered the most successful dob in Hash History, and gave a congratulatory History Award to Weathercock. Poumuli had intended to give him some crap because of the crap weather, but instead requested that Lowrider take the No Rain on Hash Award for not preventing the awful running conditions. This prompted the befuddled memory of Hot Flush to recall that while at On the Rocks he had been mistaken for the husband of a Mere, thus a Mistaken Identity Award to Wahoo.

To the usual fanfare Tallyho brought forth the Hash Shrine, and complained that the run had been so long and boring that he hadn’t been able to find anything to put in it. But a Mere had desecrated the shrine by dropping an empty Coke can into it. Ring Ring got the Desecration Award, but was joined by Tallyho for an Inconsequential Non Sequitur Award – if the run was that long surely something of interest could have been found.

Darren decided to award the Chicken Angry Bird Hat to Weathercock for his comment to the GM, and was joined by Darren and Ally for actually washing the hat finally. Unfortunately we will be missing Weathercock for some weeks, but the Bird will return.

Sassy had been running with one of the Hashers who had recounted being in Savaii by himself and being propositioned repeatedly by buxoms, yet had resisted – Celibate as a Pope Award to Snake. After a special down down for Chef Jesse and support crew Lowrider, Poumuli made a half-arsed attempt that ended in ignomy.

A Phonus Interruptus Award went to Ally, Darren and Crash, followed by the salute to the Hosts and Hares, before a most delicious meal was served up for the by now hungry and sozzled.

Next week’s run will be in Vaitele with Transporter and catering by Jesse. Details will be posted by the GM, but be on the lookout for derelict ambulances. Desperate Housewife will stand in as Scribe.

On On

Poumuli, IKA Slit

Hash Trash 1668

Once upon a time, on an island far far away, there was a clan of madmen and madmeres known as the Apia Hash. They were renowned nowhere as great athletes and sportsmen, and for generally making a complete mess of anything they touched, except for their prized possession – the keg of golden nectar. They would gather every week to practice at being runners but also to give thanks and praises to the flowing Vaillima and its many accordant virtues including massive expurgitation. And so it was that on a fine Monday the Hash ascended the winding hills through Vailima, Vaoala and reached the little hamlet of Tiapapata, the home of Poumuli, a fine gentle noble of Viking descent, and his dear wife Wahoo, made of feistier Samoan stock. The hashers came from near and far, having great expectations for the feast to come, and caring nay for the punishment that was to be borne upon them. Little thought had been spared at the fact that the run had been set by that medical wiccan Witch Doctor. With her tangled hair and mud splattered boots she presented a fearsome visage on the best of days, but the combination of said with the rancid sweat of setting the trail, as well as the warnings about rope should have made most sane runners quibble and turn. Not so, said Tallyho and tallied ho, followed by an assortment of fit and not so. The trail had been cunningly set using shredded paper the texture of shredded paper, and down Lamosa Road we followed. A sharp turn under the leaves of an ancient young tree took the pack into a somewhat dry riverbed. At once the pace ground to a walking halt as the rocks and crannies rose up to twist at unsuspecting ankles. The pack soon ran into the first of many obstacles conjured up by some demon dwarf geologist, and this slowed the pack further. The mighty Godfather – spurning the assistance of the rope – scrabbled up the slope like a Sagittarius and hewed a path for all to follow. The next obstacle was equally daunting, and Karen nearly lost her footing and slide into the abyss. Cursing vehemently in the antipodeans manner, she called on the deities to shit a brick. When she heard a small voice pleading not now, she nearly lost her footing again. There were many more hills to climb until the fata morgana of the Baha’i temple loomed out of the gloom, at which thankfully it was on home.

Back at the compound sore muscles were stimulated into a semblance of normality by the flowing keg. SOTB the GM called the circle to order and those new to Apia Hash were summoned, and that was Deb sister of Desperate Housewife who got the right answer to who made you come. Since she is here for holidays she was given a down down to Tallyho’s approving comment that she was a good swallower. Aolagi, daughter of Pussysnatcher and Snatched was also introduced, but no one needed a DNA test to prove any ancestry there. The rethreads were DH, Screamer, Hot Flush, Weathercock, Snatched and Slippery.

Ozzy Osbourne was appointed Shoe Inspector and found Weathercock’s shiny new kayaks, which he gamely guzzled from. Celebrity Awards were given to Slim Shady and Hippy (photo of climate change gathering in Observer) and Anthony on behalf of Cockblocker. This Day in History went to Karen (1873 The Kennel Club was founded as registry of purebreds and she has one diminutive one), Witch Doctor (1940 Germany invades Norway), Weathercock (1991 rare tropical storm hits Angola, first to be tracked by satellites) and Poumuli and Lewinsky (Tartan Day and Scottish ancestry).

The GM then turned to events on the run, and the Hero Moment Award to Sexpot who had aided Weathercock across the pastures to avoid the last climb, but in the process exposing and averting a near bovine rape by some feisty cattle. Then there was the Hard Case Award to Sassygirl BJ for completing this struggling run. Tallyho butted in and demanded that Godfather get and Unnatural Hazards Award for nearly causing a flash flood on the run, to which he replied that he had to do it at that point so that Sassy wouldn’t have passed out and be in need of a BJ again. As Sassy had her hat on this award was repeated, with assistance from the GM. A Flashback Award was given to Alcatraz for nearly falling again to her peril, while a Balls in the Face Award was given to Kate for comments after the run. The below is totally unrelated, but funny!

The rock walls that we went up were indeed challenging, and much gentlemanly effort was put in to assist the Meres. In particular Hot Flush, assisting Snatched through the medium of a firm grip on her butt, launching her up the rocks to cause yet another soft landing on Godfather, expectantly awaiting.

Turning to other awards, Poumuli was punished for his contribution to road safety by sleeping off the beers that SOTB had fed him while watching rugby at on the rocks. Then the absence of the Hash Mugs had to be dealt with by Transporter’s closest living relative Lewinsky. Finally the state of the floor around the keg warranted a Slippery Award to – Slippery.

Opening up for nominations, Tallyho was appalled that a Hash Mere had turned up and seeing the path of the run had said bugger this and gone to the gym. POD disputed this as a false accusation, but while she had gone to the gym before the run had not participated, thus they were both voted in. Sassy welcomed the challenge of this run, but noted that Hot Flush had not assisted Alcatraz with the same enthusiasm so he got the No Ass Push Award.

Sassy also gave Ozzy an award for risk taking but your Scribe missed the details. Hot Flush had a double award from the rune – for Ozzy for jumping the gate that was actually open and Godfather for his trailblazing. Alcatraz gave Kate the Commitment to Hash Award for saying that hashing was now her number one priority. Tallyho nominated Dave for the Bondage Award for bring back all the ropes, but also for tying them all around himself. 

Weathercock, now getting his second wind, congratulated Slim Shady for her paddling on the weekend, going the whole distance without vomiting, and this No Hurling Award was repeated by way of her sunglasses. Sexpot informed the Hash that North Korea had declared war on South Korea, and demanded to know if there were any other places that were led by a mad despot who likes Gangnam Style – SOTB.

Weathercock was in fine form as he recounted the highlights of Tallyho’s sojourn in the Philippines, likening his now more relaxed demeanour to the effects of post-coital wines, Godfather stepped in to demand to know what side Tallyho bats for as he had been most observant in viewing the flash flooding equipment. This was in the end doubled as being in breach of rule number 3, no poofters on the Hash.

Sassy gave Witch Doctor the Lara Croft Tomb Raider Award for her get up on the run. Imelda da Welda was given a Latecummer Award, double for smoking, quickly followed by a New Shoes Award which Ozzy helped her complete. Sexpot demanded a Baby Teasing Award for Slim Shady for shoving her boobs in the Baby’s face. He also dobbed in Poumuli for a Beer Stealing Award at the beach on the weekend.

Final award went to Poumuli for nearly causing Karen to die laughing with his “not now” response to the “shit a brick” curse.

Tallyho then brought out the Hash Shrine, to which he added a plate and a fruit found on the trail. He also had found the pebble that Lewinsky had pushed Poumuli over, so the Hash Shriner Award went to Lewinsky.

The Hosts and the Hare, Poumuli, Wahoo and Witch Doctor were saluted and we then devoured the food lovingly prepared.

On On

Poumuli, IKA Slit

Hash Run 1669 - POD, Lewinsky, Baby Summer & Megan

Good morning all,

Sorry for the late posting. Tonight's run will be down at Taumeasina at POD and Lewinky's place out on the water. The hosts have offered to put on the spread, so all you will need to do is bring your hash cash, running gear and a change of clothes if you want to jump in for a swim after the run.

Run will start at 5:30pm as it is getting dark much earlier now.

We will have our softies and nectar of life as usual there tonight.

On On

Hash Run 1668

Afternoon Hashers
As announced at the Easter Hash, Wahoo and I will be hosting the Hash from our house on Upper Lamosa Road. As the upper road is a bit manky, we suggest that as you drive up Cross Island Road from town, you take the first turn where there is a sign for Lamosa Road. Take this lower part of Lamosa Road all the way to the end where it will turn up to the left. As you come around the bend our house is in the first compound on the left. Feel free to park on Dawn Raid.

Map is posted below for those who don't know where Lamosa Road is on the Cross Island Road.

We will cater the food for the event so just bring your $15 and we will have the nectar on tap. Run starts at 1730 Hrs as normal as we will be back to normal daylight hours and not this current non-sense.

ON ON

Poumuli, IKA Slit

Hash Trash 1667

While most of the lazier Hashers were looking for the Easter Bunny, a large group of us took off for Manono and the fales of Enforcer and Naval Base. We spent the first night just hanging out, swimming, eating and drinking from the multiple kegs that had been brought over and a good time was had by all.

Saturday started off with a sumptuous breakfast, followed by naps, swims, fishing expeditions and general preparations for the run. The GM called us to order and informed that since the island was in mourning for the loss of their Pastor we should desist from on-on’ing. Off-off’ing in other words. We couldn’t get lost anyway. So off we trotted, Poumuli and Cockblocker leading the way. The path was rocky and very uneven in places, a real ankle twister, so Poumuli slowed to let others past, having learned that hard rocks and shoulders don’t mix. At this point in time it was becoming quite apparent that running in the Samoan heat with little breeze at 3 PM is an exceedingly dumb idea. Two Hash Halts were called to let the stragglers catch up to the front, but it quickly deteriorated into those who could not tackle it and those who were born on the sun. While the views around the island, the nature, flowers and lovely people would have been wonderful, the stinging sweat was blinding most of us to any such delights. When finally we arrived back at the fales it was wondrous to sup on Manono’s sweet nuts and lumber out into the cooling ocean. Your Scribe will walk the whole way next time, not run.

As the beer was again flowing the GM decided to call the circle in before dinner. There were a few newcomers to Apia Hash – Lave (brought by Transporter), Kate, Russell, Jordan, Rory and Imelda, and all got a down-down. Transporter joined in shortly for advertising. The rethreads were Poumuli, Rachael and Jesse.

Lewinsky was called in as Shoe Inspector and he had had his eyes open and not on the keg, as he had spotted Jordan’s new Nikes. In a show of rare comradeship the Shoe Award was taken by Anthony. Celebrity Awards went to Irini (being in the paper), Lewinsky (Samoa signs with Clinton Initiative) and Dawn Raid (for being the only Hasher who laughed at the mention of the European Investment Bank Director’s name).

This Day in History Awards went to Dawn Raid (845 – Paris is sacked by Viking raiders, who demand and get a ransom in order to leave, then don’t, which is what Dawn Raid does), Nicola (1982 – Argentina invades Falklands) and Lewinsky (closest living relative for St Francis Day).

The GM then launched into his, this time around, particularly vindictive awards. First off there was the special mention of the mechanic whose own car broke down. Shitty Mechanic Award to Transporter. Then there was a Parents of the Week Award, for the couple who left their children in the care of the perhaps not most reliable sitter. Photographic evidence of Lewinsky’s babysitting methods was then shown, basically Lewinsky draped asleep over a chair with a beer. Ally and Darren were joined by Lewinsky while Darren had to re-do the award for wearing his sunnies.

An Over-Athleticism Award went to Alcatraz for swimming all the way across from Upolu (should have been a living-up-to-Hash-name – she was escaping!). An Over-Abusive Wife Award went to Wahoo, while the Meres who turned up with floor mats were also rewarded – Alex, Meagan and Riza.

At the end of the run Godfather had been greeted back into the fale by Irini, and Godfather promptly arranged a “soft landing” for himself, hence an Old Man Privileges Award. Prick of the Week Award went to Poumuli, wrongly maligned and accused of not helping set up the keg.

Opening up for nominations, Wahoo was quick off the mark to give Poumuli an Ungrateful Award for not eating the plate she made for him in his drunken stupor the night before. As pointing out that eating anything prepared by Wahoo is dangerous to the health (recall what she did to our poor dog!) was pointless, Poumuli accepted.

Sassygirl BJ nominated Witch Doctor for Bitch of the Week, for some complicated booking arrangements for the guests and kids, and had Dawn Raid join her for being the sender of texts on the above. Lewinsky wanted another Parent of the Week Award to Nicola for dropping her child in the sand pit. A Living-Up-To-Hashname Award was offered by Poumuli to CB who had stood in his way for several minutes blocking the loo door. Sassy came back in with a Dedication to Hash Award for the day-tripping Transporter, Lave, Jesse and Prince.

Having recovered from his early bout of awards, Lewinsky suddenly remembered an exceptional act of terrible violence against children. Darren had pushed his daughter down the steps of the fale! But what was really surprising was her just brushing it off, so maybe he makes it a habit? Anyway he took the Abused Child Award.

Apparently one nutty Hasher had covered the entire bed with Pringles, thus an Unauthorized Use of Comestibles Award went to Anthony. Sassy nominated the GM, CB, Alcatraz and Rachael for the Not Respecting Customs Award for having been disrespectful in some way to the village.

A Delusion Award was offered up by Poumuli to Dawn Raid, as he had claimed to have lost his sun glasses to a thieving spider crab. But he was himself in the circle straight after for a Perving Award, as apparently in said stupor the night before he had fastened his eyes on Irini while she was shaking her booty (it’s a miracle Wahoo allowed me to survive the night).

Alcatraz felt she had been ill-served by an incompetent beer pourer, thus Russell entered the circle for his Mere Abuse Award. On the same note of incompetence, a Mother of the Weekend Award went to Ally – the child drops the spoon on the floor FOUR times and is given it back to use each time.

Titty Galore received a Samoan Haggler Award for not accepting the ferry fare rate, while POD nominated Irini for a Blonde Moment Award – this related to an email about netball pools, to which she responded that she and chlorine were not friends. One of our other blonds, CB, had been having trouble explaining the Perimeter Relay to Ally, but it was such a dumb explanation that a vote was taken for both, which was double for cap-wearing.

Sassy nominated Rory for starting on the keg early, a Luck of the Irish Award, while the GM nominated POD for a further Babysitter Award. Lewinsky was allowed to step in to award the Angry Chicken, for which an explanation involving Taranaki and Hamilton was given in such a dense and convoluted manner it is not possible to record, but Darren holds the Angry Chicken til next week.

Jesse nominated Prince and Transporter for not explaining the rules of Hash, while Sassy gave a Distinguished Service Award to Naval Base and Enforcer, the latter done in bourbon! Transporter’s new partnership was celebrated by all three – Transporter, Lewinsky and Jesse, but it was unclear what they were partnering about.

Continuing the perving thread, Irini nominated Darren for not teaching good habits to the child, who was observed chewing on the boobs rather than cupping them fondly and sucking on them. When he responded “that’s my boy” it was decided, but he was joined by Anthony for not doing HIS job properly.

Sassy nominate Steve for coming from so far away before we saluted the Hosts. Before we attacked the delicious feast, Godfather made a speech about the importance of Easter and the significance of the greatest sacrifice ever made.

Next week’s Hash will be hosted by Wahoo and Poumuli at their house on Lamosa Road, Tiapapata.

On On

Poumuli, IKA Slit

URGENT - NEW DEPARTURE TIME FOR MANONO

Hi all meres and hash men who are departing for Manono today, Fri... please be advised that our new departure time from Manono uta wharf is now 5.30 pm due to the low tide being spot on 2.30pm.
Sorry for any inconvenience caused. Call 7574250 if you have any other queries.

ONON

Sassy

Hi folks

this is definitely too late in the day, but just in case you are hooked permanently to your phone... we have just got a notice from Enforer that low tide on Fri co-incides  with the 2.30pm departure. We would ideally depart at 11.30 and 17.30. please text me if you can make the early one otherwise we will just arrange all the transfers for the late time.

ON ON and for the poor sad soul OFF OFF

Easter Run 1667 - Manono Island

Talofa lava o fair meres and mighty hares

This is to reconfirm arrangements made for our Easter retreat:

All those booked and confirmed for 2 nites, from Fri,  will depart Manono-uta Wharf (just past Le Vasa Resort, on the western end of Upolu Is) at 1430hrs.

Sleeping arrangements is simple and uncomplicated. First preference for lockable rooms is for the 3 families to ensure the little ones are safe and not wonder off in the middle of the nite...that goes for the parents as well :) The rest will be in open plan homes.

All those booked to go across on Sat for the run and stay: the boat will depart the wharf at 1300hrs

WHAT WILL BE COVERED:

• Accommodation, dinner for Fri, something for Sat morning, your hash dinner for Sat is sorted out and To'anai on Sunday (for those who have paid and spending two nites)
• Vailima for the Sat run covered by AHHH
• Vailima for Fri nite - all those wanting to share this nectar shall contribute a small amount to cover the cost (more convenient than carting your own bottles across)
• Shaved ice for the kegs

MUST TAKE ALONG:

• Your boat fare in cash - and no, the boat owners do not have eftpos to process any cr. cards :(
• Sunscreen, mozzie repellent,  hats, towels etc.,
• Own snacks and nibbles and other drinks of preference plus additional water
• If your children have any specific dietary needs then please take those along as well as food catered for will be for adults taste buds
• Lavalava for the ladies to wear over your running gear.... no skimpy clothing around the village please
• torches or lights  if you want to wander around at nite
• if you have a blow up mattress, then please bring it along....we need a few more....
• panadols or other forms of pain & hangover killer

FOR THOSE THAT HAVE COOLERS AND WANT TO PICK UP SOME ICE, DARREN HAS OFFERED US THE SHAVED ICE FROM APIA EXPORT FISH PACKERS AT THE FISH MARKET. YOU CAN CALL HIM ON 7770686 TO ARRANGE TO PICK UP SOME ICE. SUGGEST YOU DO THAT TOMORROW MORNING FOR THOSE PLANNING ON GOING FOR 2 DAYS.

If you have any additional questions call on 7574250 or 7600800

ON ON

Sassygirl

Hash Run 1666 - BYO at OTR

Good Morning All,

Slight change of plans for tonight's run. We did have a host but he had to cancel last minute, so we're now going to have our BYO run at OTR tonight. The run will start at the usual 5:45pm and we will have a live hare tonight.

We will also have our Keg and Softies tonight so please bring your hash cash and something to throw on the BBQ.

See you all then!

On On

Hash Run 1665 - Alafua with Madam Flash and Draft

Talofa to you all, TGIF...Hope you've all had a lovely week.

Next week's run is being hosted by Madam Flash and Draft in Alafua. Madam Flash and Draft have been away for over 7 years and are back on holiday and will host our run. They are however looking for a hare on Monday so if you are keen, let us know.

Directions: Head up the Alafua Road and go past Don Bosco. Once you pass Don Bosco and go over the speed hump, its the 2nd Driveway on the left. You should see some paper or flour on the road side. Head to the back house at the end of the driveway. Map is posted below if you cant find your way.

The hosts have offered to provide the spread for the run so just bring your hash cash and a change of clothes. We will have our Keg and Softies.

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