Thursday, January 17, 2008

21 January 2008 Run #???

Talofa All
Well, last week's Run at Mr. Whippy was a hot and spicy one!!! I can just see your minds kicking into overdrive :-))) you dirty buggers!!
There was confusion as to what Run Number last week's run was suppose to be, hence the writer can't tell you what the heck next week's run number is.....Delicious should get a few down downs for this. The GM is just as confused as the scribe..... and the two darlings are coming of age and have enough problems remembering their names sometimes...especially after a heavy nite on the nectar!!

Despite the shitty weather, there was a very good turn-up to welcome Mr. Whippy's parents and family and sadly to farewell Snakebite and Venom who have been banished to NZ to attend school as Snake and Fang are keen re-kindle their sex life again....ROFL.

The run was uneventful, besides dodging puddles and almost getting brained by passing vehicles, it was a good workout. Thank goodness Mr. Whippy opted to fore-go the river crossings as it was deemed a bit too bloody dangerous. I daresay, in the case of hashers like Sassygirl who swims like a concrete block, that would be terminal.

For the first time in a very long long time, a mere actually completed the run well ahead of the hashmen.....WELL DONE BB!! BB confirmed that she needed better support as her sports bra wasn't doing what its suppose to do. If you know of any goodies that will solve BB's problem, do share it with us. We meres with a bit more than a mouthful share the same sentiments.
Noted FBI and Lezzy struggling to keep up with the front pack. After their sojourne in NZ for Archery and goodness knows what else these two got up to, they come back worse for wear and a tad over-weight.

Mr. Whippy and Mrs Whippy kept the hoootttt and spicy salsa coming-holy shite was that hot or what!!! Several meres broke out more sweat than the power-walk earlier.Thank goodness for Karaeoke's yummy choc cookies which helped to calm the heat down, some. Lewinsky was overheard saying that this is the most spice he will have or see for a while as he awaits the arrival of the first of what is believed to be a rugby team. POD is now safely in NZ growing fatter by the day!!!

The evening's procedure went along swimmingly well with poor SassygirlBJ having about 8 downdowns!. Impressive considering Lewinsky and Lezzie kept throwing up after one each.

Marion (Canadian-we wont hold that against her) was finally named - after many outrageous suggestions, Mismanagement settled on "Walking Eagle" heh heh heh!! we all know what that means. For those who dont, tough!! Come to hash and ask!!!

Eveready was given a temporary re-naming for his either poor performance or was it lack of performance.....can't remember too well at this stage.... sadly, he is now "Never-ready"
Never mind Never-ready, you should take this as a challenge!!

Snake lost the plot and referred to Mr Whippy by his real name and ended up with a down down instead of finishing whatever forgettable story he was on about.

Mr. Whippy's cousin John Lemaota, got some of the meres heart's skipping a beat until they found out he was already well and truly secured by a Cook Island beauty...ouch!!!
Much laughter was shared as the meres discussed the Circus in town. SassygirlBJ ranted on and on about some of the acts, especially the actors.....they were cute and looked might hot!! This convinced the rest of the meres to make a date with the circus!!! Warning-take plenty of tissues to wipe saliva off chin!!! LOL

NEXT WEEK'S RUN # whatever WILL BE HOSTED BY UNDER-RATED, XRATED AND SOON TO BE NAMED OVER-RATED??? LOL FROM THEIR HOME AT LOTOPA, JUST A FEW METRES PAST THE ENTRANCE TO MR. WHIPPY'S HOME - SO REFER TO THE PREVIOUS MAP. ENTRANCE ON THE LEFT TO THE COMPOUND JUST BEFORE THE RLS PRIMARY SCHOOL.

ONON

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