Hymn Sheet for Christmas Hash

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That bugger Tallyho disturbed me from my sojourn, so here are the hymns for Monday - print out and bring
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Poumuli, IKA Slit

        APIA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

            CHRISTMAS CAROLS 2012

1.   THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

On the first day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

A partridge in a pear tree... 

On the second day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Second Day

Two blow jobs,

Third Day

Three flavoured condoms,

Fourth Day

Four calling girls,

Fifth Day

Five sixty-nines,

Sixth Day

Six blue viagra,

Seventh Day

Seven sex starved sisters,

Eighth Day

Eight boobs a-swinging,

Ninth Day

Nine meres dancing,

Tenth Day

Ten hashmen humping,

Eleventh Day

Eleven poms a-porking,

Twelth Day

Twelve hashmen honking

2.   AULD LANG SYNE

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.

And surely ye'll be your pint-stowp,
And surely I'll be mine!
And we'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.

For auld lang syne, my dear….

We twa hae run about the braes,
And pu'd the gowans fine;
But we've wandered mony a weary fit
Sin' auld lang syne.

For auld lang syne, my dear….

We twa hae paidled i' the burn,
Frae morning sun till dine;
But seas between us braid hae roared
Sin' auld lang syne.

For auld lang syne, my dear….

And there's a hand, my trusty fiere,
And gie's a hand o' thine!
And we'll tak a right guid-willie waught
For auld lang syne.

For auld lang syne, my dear….

Should auld acquaintance be forgot

And never brought to mind,

Should auld acquaintance be forgot

And days of auld lang syne.

For auld lang syne, my dear….

3.   SILENT NIGHT

Silent night, holy night,

all is calm, all is bright

Round yon virgin Mother and Child,

holy Infant so tender and mild,

Sleep in heavenly peace,

Sleep in heavenly peace.

Silent night, holy night,

shepherds quake at the sight,

Glories stream from heaven afar,

heavenly hosts sing Alleluia.

Christ the Saviour is born,

Christ the Saviour is born.

Silent night, holy night,

Son of God, love's pure light,

Radiant beams from Thy holy face,

with the dawn of redeeming grace,

Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth,

Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth.

Silent night, holy night,

wondrous star, lend thy light;

With the angels let us sing,

Alleluia to our King.

Christ the Saviour is born, Christ the Saviour is born.

4.   HARK THE HERALD

Hark! the herald angels sing,

Glory to the newborn King;

Peace on earth and mercy mild,

God and sinners reconciled.

Joyful, all ye nations rise,

Join the triumph of the skies,

With angelic host proclaim,

Christ is born in Bethlehem,

Hark, the herald angels sing,

Glory to the newborn King.

Christ by highest heaven adored,

Christ the everlasting Lord.

Late in time behold Him come,

Offspring of the virgin's womb.

Veiled in flesh the God-head see;

Hail the incarnate Deity.

Pleased as man with men to dwell,

Jesus our Emanuel.

Hark, the herald angels sing,

Glory to the newborn King.

Hail, the heaven-born Prince of Peace.

Hail the Son of Righteousness.

Light and life to all He brings,

Risen with healing in His wings.

Mild He lays His glory by,

Born that man no more may die;

Born to raise the sons of earth,

Born to give them second birth.

Hark, the herald angels sing,

Glory to the newborn King.

5.   WHITE CHRISTMAS

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,

Just like the ones we used to know,

When the tree tops glisten, and children listen

To hear sleigh bells in the snow.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

With every Christmas card I write.

May your days be merry and bright,

And may all your Christmases be white.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas...

6.   JOY TO THE WORLD

Joy to the world, the Lord is come;

Let earth receive her King.

Let every heart prepare Him room,

And heaven and nature sing,

And heaven and nature sing,

And heaven and nature sing.

Joy to the earth, the Saviour reigns;

Let men their songs employ,

While fields and floods, rocks, hills, and plains

Repeat the sounding joy...

No more let sins and sorrows grow,

Nor thorns infest the ground.

He comes to make His blessings flow

Far as the curse is found...

He rules the world with truth and grace,

And makes the nations prove

The glories of His righteousness,

And wonders of His love...

7.   O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL

O come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant,

O come ye, o come ye to Bethlehem.

Come and behold Him, born the King of Angels.

O come let us adore Him, O come let us adore Him,

O come let us adore Him, Christ the Lord.

Sing choirs of angels, sing in exultation

Sing, all citizens of heaven above,

Glory to God, glory in the highest,

O come let us adore Him, O come let us adore Him,

O come let us adore Him, Christ the Lord.

Yea, Lord, we greet Thee,

born this happy morning,

Jesus, to Thee be all glory given.

Word of the Father, now in flesh appearing,

O come let us adore Him, O come let us adore Him,

O come let us adore Him, Christ the Lord.

8.   JINGLE BELLS

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh!

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh!

Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh,

O'er the fields we go, laughing all the way.

Bells on bobbed tails ring, making spirits bright,

What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way...

[Hashmen]

A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride

With a young hash mere sitting by my side;

The horse was lean and lank, misfortune seemed his way,

We ran into a drifted bank, and there I got a lay

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way...

[Hash meres]

A day or two ago, the story I must tell

I went out on the snow and on my back I fell;

A hash man riding by, in a one-horse open sleigh

He laughed as I was sprawling laid, but quickly had his way

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way...

Now the ground is snowy white, so go it while you're young.

Get a hash mere tonight, and sing the sleighing song.

Just get a fine hash chariot with a wide and comfy seat 

Then pull her shorts down to her knees and Crack! you'll take the lead.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way...

9.   GOD REST YE MERRY

God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay,

Remember Christ our Saviour was born on Christmas day.

To save us all from Satan's power when we were gone astray.

O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,

O tidings of comfort and joy.

From God our Heavenly Father a blessed angel came,

And unto certain shepherds brought tidings of the same,

How that in Bethlehem was born the Son of God by name.

O tidings of comfort and joy...

Fear not, then, said the angel,

Let nothing you a-fright.

This day is born a Saviour of a pure Virgin bright.

To free all those who trust in Him from Satan's power and might.

O tidings of comfort and joy...

The shepherds at those tidings rejoiced much in mind,

And left their flocks a-feeding in tempest, storm and wind,

And went to Bethlehem straight way, the Son of God to find.

O tidings of comfort and joy...

Now to the Lord sing praises all you within this place,

And with true love and brotherhood each other now embrace,

this holy tide of Christmas all others doth deface.

O tidings of comfort and joy...

10. WE THREE KINGS

We three kings of orient are, bearing gifts we traverse afar;

Field and fountain, moor and mountain, following yonder star.

O star of wonder, star of night, star with royal beauty bright,

Westward leading, still proceeding, guide us to Thy perfect light.

Born a Babe on Bethlehem's plain,

gold I bring to crown Him again.

King forever, ceasing never, over us all to reign.

O star of wonder, star of night,

star with royal beauty bright,

Westward leading, still proceeding,

guide us to Thy perfect light.

Frankincense to offer have I,

incense owns a deity nigh,

Prayer and praising, all men raising,

worshipping God on high.

O star of wonder, star of night,

star with royal beauty bright,

Westward leading, still proceeding,

guide us to Thy perfect light.

Myrrh is mine, its bitter perfume

breathes a life of gathering doom;

Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying,

sealed in the stone-cold tomb.

O star of wonder, star of night,

star with royal beauty bright,

Westward leading, still proceeding,

guide us to Thy perfect light.

Glorious now behold Him arise,

King and God and Sacrifice;

Alleluia, Alleluia!

Sounds through the earth and skies.

O star of wonder, star of night,

star with royal beauty bright,

Westward leading, still proceeding,

guide us to Thy perfect light.

11. WE WISH YOU A MERRY

We wish you a Merry Christmas,

We wish you a Merry Christmas,

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Glad tidings we bring, to you and your kin,

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

So bring us a cold Vailima,

So bring us a cold Vailima,

So bring us a cold Vailima, and bring it right here.

And we won't go until we get some, We won't go until we get some,

We won't go until we get some, so bring it right now.

Glad tidings we bring...

So bring us some charcoaled snags,

So bring us some charcoaled snags,

So bring us some charcoaled snags, and bring them right here.

And we won't go until we get some, We won't go until we get some,

We won't go until we get some, so bring it right now.

Glad tidings we bring..

Now bring us some more Vailima,

So bring us some more Vailima,

So bring us some more Vailima,

and bring it right here.

And we won't go until we get some, We won't go until we get some,

We won't go until we get some, so bring it right now.

We wish you a merry Hashmas,
We wish you a merry Hashmas,
We wish you a merry Hashmas,
And a Hashful New Year.

12. GOOD KING WENCESLAS

Good King Wenceslas looked out on the Feast of Stephen,

When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even;

Brightly shone the moon that night, though the frost was cruel

When a poor man came in sight, gathering winter fuel.

Hither, page, and stand by me, if thou knowst its telling.

Yonder peasant, who is he, where and what his dwelling.

Sire, he lives a good league hence, underneath the mountain,

Right against the forest fence, by St Agnes' Fountain.

Bring me flesh and bring me wine, bring me pine logs hither;

Thou and I will see him dine when we bear them thither.

Page and monarch forth they went, forth they went together;

Through the rude wind's wild lament and the bitter weather.

Sire, the night is darker now, and the wind blows stronger;

Fails my heart, I know not how I can go no longer.

Mark my footsteps good, my page, tread thou in them boldly;

Thou shalt find the winter's rage freeze thy blood less coldly.

In his master's steps he trod, where the snow lay dinted;

Heat was in the very sod which the saint had printed;

Therefore, Christian men, be sure, wealth or rank possessing,

Ye who now will bless the poor, shall yourselves find blessing.

13. WHILE SHEPHERDS WATCHED THEIR FLOCKS

While shepherds watched their flocks by night,

All seated on the ground,

The angel of the Lord came down,

And glory shone around. And glory shone around.

Fear not! said he, for mighty dread

Had seized their troubled minds,

Glad tidings of great joy I bring,

To you and all mankind. To you and all mankind.

To you, in David's town, this day

Is born of David's line,

The Saviour, who is Christ the Lord,

And this shall be the sign: And this shall be the sign:

The heavenly Babe you there shall find

To human view displayed,

All meanly wrapped in swathing bands,

And in a manger laid. And in a manger laid.

All glory be to God on high,

And on the earth be peace.

Good will henceforth from heaven to man,

Begin and never cease! Begin and never cease!

14. MARY'S BOY CHILD

Long time ago in Bethlehem,

So the Holy Bible says,

Mary's boy child, Jesus Christ,

Was born on Christmas Day.

Hark, now hear the angels sing,

A new King born today.

And man will live for evermore

Because of Christmas Day.

While shepherds watched their flocks by night,

They saw a bright new shining star.

They could heard a choir sing,

and the Music came from afar.

Hark, now hear the angels sing,

A new King born today.

And man will live forevermore

Because of Christmas Day.

Trumpets sound and angels sing,

A new King born today.

And man will live for evermore

Because of Christmas Day.

15. FELIZ NAVIDAD

16.

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Año y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Año y Felicidad.

I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.

17. I SAW THREE SHIPS

I saw three ships come sailing in

On Christmas day, on Christmas day.

I saw three ships come sailing in

On Christmas day in the morning.

And what was in those ships all three,

On Christmas day, on Christmas day?

And what was in those ships all three,

On Christmas day in the morning?

The Virgin Mary and Christ were there,

On Christmas day, on Christmas day.

The Virgin Mary and Christ were there,

On Christmas day, on Christmas day.

Pray whither sailed those ships all three,

On Christmas day, on Christmas day?

Pray whither sailed those ships all three,

On Christmas day in the morning?

O they sailed into Bethlehem,

On Christmas day, on Christmas day,

O they sailed into Bethlehem,

On Christmas day in the morning.

And all the bells on earth shall ring,

On Christmas day, on Christmas day.

And all the bells on earth shall ring,

On Christmas day in the morning.

And all the Angels in Heaven shall sing,

On Christmas day, on Christmas day.

And all the Angels in Heaven shall sing,

On Christmas day in the morning.

And all the Souls on Earth shall sing,

On Christmas day, on Christmas day.

And all the Souls on Earth shall sing,

On Christmas day in the morning.

Then let us all rejoice amen,

On Christmas day, on Christmas day.

Then let us all rejoice amen,

On Christmas day in the morning. [Alternate third verse]

18. O LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM              

O little town of Bethlehem,

how still we see thee lie.

Above the deep and dreamless sleep

the silent stars go by.

Yet in thy dark streets shineth the everlasting light;

The hopes and fears of all the years are met in Thee tonight.

For Christ is born of Mary,

and gathered all above,

While mortals sleep, the angels keep

their watch of wondering love.

O morning stars,

together proclaim the holy birth.

And praises sing to God the King,

and peace to men on earth.

How silently, how silently,

the wondrous Gift is giv'n.

So God imparts to human hearts

the blessings of his heav'n.

No ear may hear His coming,

but in this world of sin,

Where meek souls will receive Him still,

the dear Christ enters in.

O holy Child of Bethlehem,

descend to us we pray.

Cast out our sin and enter in,

be born in us today.

We hear the Christmas angels

the great glad tidings tell;

O come to us, abide with us,

our Lord Emanuel.

19. RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,

had a very shiny nose,

And if you ever saw it,

you would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer,

used to laugh and call him names;

They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy, Christmas eve,

Santa came to say,

Rudolph, with your nose so bright,

won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Then how the reindeer loved him,

as they shouted out with glee,

Rudolph the red-nose reindeer,

you'll go down in history.

20.THE FIRST NOEL

The first Noel the angels did say,

Was to certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay;

In fields where they lay keeping their sheep

On a cold winter's night that was so deep.

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel.

Born is the King of Israel.

They looked up and saw a star

Shining in the East beyond them far, And to the earth it gave great light,

And so it continued both day and night.

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel.

Born is the King of Israel.

And by the light of that same star

Three Wise men came from country far.

To seek for a King was their intent,

And to follow the star wherever it went.

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel.

Born is the King of Israel.

This star drew nigh to the northwest

O'er Bethlehem it took its rest,

And there it did both stop and stay,

Right over the place where Jesus lay.

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel.

Born is the King of Israel.

Then entered in those Wise men three, Fell reverently upon their knee,

And offered there in His presence

Their gold, and myrrh, and frankincense.

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel. Born is the King of Israel.

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