Friday, May 31, 2013

Hash Trash 1675



Since Hashers seem to be becoming a bunch of dozy slackers, and no one offered to host this week, so we ended up down at On the Rocks. Lewinsky – publican extraordinaire – hosted us with his usual disdain for the regular punters. Or grumpy sods as Tallyho refers to them. It had been drizzling a bit so the weather was good for a stomp around Apia. Tallyho agreed to be the live hare on condition that rule 18(b) be held in abeyance. This is the one about allowing you to de-bag (shorts removal) the Hare if you catch him. Off he yomped, running through the parking lot and out the back into Mulivai, taking in a few hash halts to gather the throng. Making our way onto the airport road, we headed up towards the four corners, but instead turned in towards Apoula Heights. The Hare became hesitant and first went one way, turned back and took the other fork, hesitated again, until Godfather negotiated passage through a garden and we arrived up below the hospital. This was a tremendous climb, apparently the shortcut for pregnant Samoan women expecting to have them. Further up we went swinging left by the hospital and hitting Cross-Island Road. The Hare decided to take the FRBs on a longer run through to Vaisigano, but more sensible persons followed Godfather on-home. It was a run that could best be described by the Swedish term lagom. 

The circle was formed and the non-running GM SOTB took charge, and first ascertained that there were no newbies, and instead got the lame excuses of the rethreads – Hot Nuts, Nutcracker, Da Head, Karaoke, Cockblocker and Anthony. They all got down-downs although Karaoke said something about trading in for a younger model when Eveready was reticent about assisting. 



The Shoe Inspector, Snake, sniffed around and to the surprise of no one decided that Darren’s work boots had to be new to Hash. Darren bravely quaffed the rapidly vomit-inducing mixture from his boots. Celebrity Awards went to Snatched for story in the Observer (given to Ally because she is approximately the same height) and Anthony for being on the front page.

This Day in History went to SOTB – a double – (363 – The Roman Emperor Julian defeats the Sassanid army in the Battle of Ctesiphon, under the walls of the Sassanid capital, but is unable to take the city. And 451 – Battle of Avarayr between Armenian rebels and the Sassanid Empire takes place. The Empire defeats the Armenians militarily but guarantees them freedom to openly practice Christianity.), Lewinsky – also double for his sister for Feast Day of St Bona (1997 – The U.S. Supreme Court rules that Paula Jones can pursue her sexual harassment lawsuit against President Bill Clinton while he is in office.), Robin (1998 – The first "National Sorry Day" was held in Australia, and reconciliation events were held nationally, and attended by over a million people.), and Poumuli (International Day of United Nations Peacekeepers).



Turning to the GM’s awards, he swiftly punished Poumuli for parking like a dick, and he was joined by Overstayer for a similar offence. Prince was rewarded for his successful participation in the paddling regatta to Savaii, just as Darren was given a Leaners Award.
Then after the run, the GM had beer spilled on him through his own bloody stupid fault, but he concocted evidence against Poumuli, whose cup it was, and further punishment was meted out in the usual gratuitous manner. Sharing the burden, he gave Alcatraz the surf life saver award for her heroic participation.

Opening up for nominations, Hot Nuts quickly opined that Hare had been too fast, and had left his slipper behind, which Hot Nuts produced. While we were all quite certain that this would not fit Tallyho’s left nut, let alone a peter heater as he called it, the slipper was obviously new to Hash and a down down was taken.



The Rooters Award went to Godfather, and was taken by Closest Living Relative, Wahoo. Tallyho was impressed by a Mere who did the whole run, but left him behind at the on-home. For Undue Athleticism POD was awarded, joined by CB and Robin.

Snake, for some reason considered a fish expert, had been cutting the sashimi in such varying sizes as slivers to doorstopper. While he struggled to prove this as a false accusation, he ended taking the Fishmongers Award. Xavier informed the circle that the kids had made some ulas, and a Hasher had asked to wear one, and was thus leid by another guy. Anthony took the Rule 2 Award – no poofters on the Hash.

Prince was then awarded for spilling beer on Poumuli, while Darren was astounded at the accoutrements being used for the BBQ, as we had never witnessed a champagne bucket being used to hold the sausages. What on earth On the Rocks would require a champagne bucket for was never explained and Lewinsky used his usual 20 minutes to quaff the beer.

The Chefs were saluted and the Hare and the Host, Tallyho and Lewinsky, joined by BBQ Supervisor Snake. Next week will be at Karaoke and Eveready as per the blog.

On On
Poumuli, IKA Slit

Independence Run - 3rd June 2013 - Theme: PINK! @ lotopa with Karaoke & Eveready

Good morning All,

Next week's Independence Run will be hosted by Eveready and Karaoke at their home in Lotopa. The theme for this run is PINK, so bring out your best pink gear (t-shirts, shorts, tights, g-strings, shoes) and come down for a great evening, a fun run, good food and lots to drink.

The Hosts have kindly offered to put on a spread on Monday, so all you need to bring is your hash cash, Pink Gear and a change of clothes (we never know what the weather is doing here)...and perhaps your drinking boots.

We have our nectar on life plus a standby stash also and we will have our softies and hopefully Godfathers sweet nuts.

The run will start at the normal time; 5:30pm. See you all there!

On On!




Monday, May 27, 2013

Hash Run 1674 - BYO run at On the Rocks bar

Good Morning all,

As we do not have a host or venue yet for hash, we will have our run tonight from HQ1 - On the Rocks bar tonight. We will have a live hare and our usual shenanigans at OTR. Our run will start around 5:30pm.
We will have the bbq there so if you are hungry, bring something to throw on the the bbq.

See you all then!

On On

Friday, May 24, 2013

Hash Trash 1673



The Mothers Day Hash was held at Tafatafa Beach hosted by Godfather and Titty Galore. It was a beautiful setting but we have had experience with Godfathers runs on the holidays and the heat was palpable. The pack set out along the beach to the west, then cut up to the access road leading to the main road. The trail headed further down the road, and there were some false trails, but the brave hashers found their way back to the beach and returned along the beach from the east. Those who had braved the run were absolutely drenched. Your Scribe had opted for a stroll this time with Amalia and Wahoo, which was still hot! 

The GM SOTB called the circle to order, and invited the newbies to step forward. These were Allen and Kath from AKL, brought by Ladyfinger, and Matt from Fiji who was brought by Chanel, so down downs for all as well as CB. The Rethreads were Wahoo, Poumuli, Do Me Twice, Anita, Flash Gordon, Stiletto, Dave, Rachael, Darren and Ally. All lame excuses all around, but sunnies for Dave and Rachael.

Celebrity awards  – Dawn Raid for Capt Mortein (Mortein ad), Swinger for Uncle Fred’s wife Cyn (nice photo in paper), Flash for FBI (also in paper), and Kate for being on radio
This day in History 1310 – In France, fifty-four members of the Knights Templar are burned at the stake as heretics. – SOTB also deserves being burned at the stake

1926 – The Italian-built airship Norge (means Norway) becomes the first vessel to fly over the North Pole – Poumuli equally full of hot air
1965 – The Soviet spacecraft Luna 5 crashes on the Moon. Wahoo
St Blessed Imelda Day – Imelda da Welda

The GM did his special awards, and for Mother of the Year, a certain Hash mere had attended a Hash celebration, and when another mere said she wanted to bring the pizza back for the child, was told “f@#k the baby”- Sassygirl BJ. Then there was the hasher who has started to get a grey patch and found a handy solution in his wife’s boudoir – Waterproof Mascara Award to Lewinsky.

Husband of the Week Award went to Darren who took a one way trip to NZ and had to come back for the kids. A special award was offered up for a mere whose bikini was being offed – closest living relative to Titty Galore Lewinsky took this one.

A Dedication to Hash Award went to Overstayer, Russell, Kate and Josh for going to Pago but changing their flight to get back in time for Hash. There were several birthdays to celebrate – Flash Gordon, Sassy, Summer, Lucy and Rachael.
A special gift was offered up for our resident grumpy git Tallyho, a t-shirt with just such a caption. Darren was also relieved for being able to hand over the Angry Bird award to a person he considered to be a grumpy git, namely Dawn Raid.

Witch Doctor told the overwhelmingly sad story of Poumuli and Wahoo leaving the laptop behind at the airport when they went to Fiji. Tallyho then brought forth the Hash Shrine and started ejecting things, waving his arms in the air and talking bollocks– that is testiculating. After much confusion some item was added by Flash Gordon. 

Tallyho gave the We Are Not A Sporting Club Award to CB for holding the pack together. He also tried to give an Anticipatory Pleasure Award to Kate for something that turned out to be a false accusation. Josh was given a Clean BBQ Award by Sassy. Irini made him stay in the middle with a Father of the Week Award for changing next to the toilets, but was made to join after POD pointed out that Irini was forever whipping stuff off.

Swinger demanded that the Kiwis be given a down down for the 7s and this went to David, Darren and CB.
Finally a new award was introduced, the Pig Hat, and this should be given for porcine activities, such as rooting, but went to Lewinsky for a lack of rooting!

The hosts and hare were saluted and we had ourselves a grand feast.

On On
Poumuli, IKA Slit

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Hash Trash Run 1674 - 20 May

After much confusion as to the exact location, the hashers found the correct turn-off to the host venue.  The locals were probably wondering what on earth was happening with all these lost white people invading their neighbourhood.


The trot finally took off with several following Tallyho’s nose, who was madly trying to sniff out the trail in the botanical gardens at Fuluasou and up the river side of the new EPC switching station.  Another group led by the GM and Flash Gordon was last seen heading down Lepea towards RLS primary school and did not respond to the on back. Snake turned back after feeling sorry for his mom who was brave enough to go it alone, fending off the neighbourhood canine friends. What a son!!! This was after telling Sassy how Lochness Monster was “inebriated” last Saturday at the Wetzell Twin’s birthday. The acting scribe can identify with that. She still hasn’t quite fully recollected how the hell she got home lol.

On the return, everyone got stuck into Godfather’s sweet little nuts and Chef Elle Mc Jnr fired up the bbq. Sassy noted the chicken wings and voiced her concern about all the growth hormones that are usually injected into the chicken wings. POD piped up and offered to eat all of the wings to help her growth in certain areas!

The GM finally called the circle after a number of cold vailimas to calm the fluttering heart rates. 
New Shoes -  those visiting AHHH for the first time included Dale from Auckland, NZ who was brought by Godfather and Laura, beautiful maiden of Scotland who had just arrived in the morning and was now sweating profusely in the humidity of beautiful Samoa. She is visiting her boyfriend, Dan, a medical student.

Retreads included Steakman who is escaping the cold weather in NZ, Lochness  visiting Snake, Stick had no good excuse, Prince who said he was useless which got an overwhelming support call from the circle of “of course we all know that!”, Annabelle had been lazy in Fiji, and Linda also had no excuse. They were made to take a down down!

Darren, in the absence of Ozzie Osbourne was called up for Shoe Inspector duties…he managed to sniff out Steakman’s new shoes and avoided taking a DD himself. Steakman proceeded to unload his shoes of receipts and goodness knows what else he kept in them..no wonder he walks funny. He enthusiastically took both shoes off but was made to drink out of one only. Good try Steakman!

Celebrity Awards:  Snake dobbed Godfather in. Apparently, he had only just arrived in NZ on his last trip and there was GF relaxing at Sinalei on TV. GF insisted on seeing the evidence and Snake promised he will find a TV schedule for him. The GM read out a news clipping titled: Kiribati: first open defecation free island in the Pacific. This brought much laughter and poor Tallyho was called up as he used to live and defecate on Kiribats!  Sassygirl and SOTB were called up for being mentioned on the radio, again, by Corey who was reading out some of SOTB’s facebook posts. SOTB retorted that he will put up a post to Corey to stop reading his status and Nicola told him to stop posting shit on FB.

This Day in History – thanks to Poumuli who always has his priorities right – whilst on overseas duties he never fails to send TDIH! So apparently in 1984 – Constitution Day in Norway was given to Witch Doctor; 1936 – Sada Abe is arrested after wandering the streets of Tokyo for days with her dead lover’s severed genitals in her hand. Her story soon becomes one of Japan’s most notorious scandals.  Transporter was called up for this down down as Lowrider is in Tokyo and has taken his genitals with her! 1944 – Chewbacca actor Peter Mayhew was born – closely living relative Steakman was made to do the down down. 2012-Facebook Inc began selling stock to the public and trading on NASDAQ and who more FB crazy than Sassygirl to do the honors!  International Museum Day was awarded to Stick who is currently studying museums in Samoa.

GM’s Awards – Lewinsky was pulled up for erecting a gallow in front of his home as a way of sending out a strong message to any males who may be having designs on his daughters. He took so long with his DD that even the dog in the circle looked bored.

Telephone interruptus  went to Slippery who was called up by Twin Peaks to find out what he had done with some DVDs that was supposedly  burning for the dance group.  Nicola enquired if these were of the blue type.

Apparently last Saturday, shit-hot Captain Darren from “Naki” by way of Hamilton, saw fit to run his rubber ducky whilst out fishing onto the reef…his response:  “what reef?”

Last Friday nite, the GM and some friends were en-route to pick up another hash mere. A conversation that started off with “something in me eye” rapidly ended up with “something about BJs” So the mile high club in a Terios went to Stilleto and Flash Gordon for inappropriate conversation for poor GM’s ears.

Long Distance DD was for Transporter for failing to answer his phone when poor Lowrider was trying to contact him. According to the GM this was relayed via a skype chat with Lowrider. Flash Gordon wanted to know why the GM is skyping with Transporter’s girlfriend.

Finally the GM had enough of the constant chatter by Nicola so he called her up for the natter and for poking her own ass earlier on in the evening LOL. She responded with “Give it to me” when Lewinsky approached with the nectar and the Rooting hat!

Nominations: Tallyho congratulated Swinger as a FRB for calling out clearly during the run.  He then proceeded to complain about the lack of xs in the fuluasou garden to which Swinger  responded that there was an x, the smallest x ever!

POD nominated Nicola for disrespect of the Hash Shrine! She was overheard asking when Tallyho carried the shrine past her “ does he have to bring that bloody thing everywhere?” and for failing to use POD’s hash name she was given a double down down

Lewinsky was pulled up as well for calling Prince by his real name. DD for the Rooter

Swinger using difficult terms, pointed out the “economical” use of paper to which Dave and Robin replied it was all they were given. Tallyho pointed out the large bag of the stuff so the Batman & Robin were made to pay

Sassygirl dobbed Ally in for failing to be “with it” Kool as the gals when she did not recognise one of the famous sexy tunes “Mr. Lavalover” lol. Ally said she wasn’t born when this came out!

Tallyho pointed out that Hash is not an athletic organisation so was quite concerned about one of the hashers who is training seriously to be a triathlete – Skidmark. Closest working colleague Josh B was made to pay for this.

POD nominated Snake for making her climb all the way up the steps at their house to get her hash cash, only to tell her that he had cash on him. He pointed out that he was having too much fun taking a photo of her when she fell down. What a sad guy!

Sassy nominated Alcatraz for being  a good sport and picking up her future mother in law when she fell on her ass at the Wetzell party. This brought much consternation to the GM and everyone wanted to know if there was something special that they should all know about. According to Elle Mc Jnr, this was the best prank of the nite.

Sassy nominated POD for wanting to eat all the chicken wings as a way to grow her bra size. It was noted by the circle that perhaps Lewinsky should ease up on the wings instead.

Shrine:  Poor Tallyho, who had received several down downs in the meantime proceeded to tell of his 2 handful of rocks which he collected prior to the run given the warning about fierce dogs. He clutched his bag of rocks throughout the whole run and didn’t need to stone any animals along the way. “ Here I am with a shrapnel full of arms…” pissed much??

Lewinsky nominated POD , wonderful wife, who cared for him all the time including keeping the dogs away.. GM noted this unusual sentiment and asked what the two of them have been up to again, in the bushes. We shall know in 9 months!

Elle Mc Jnr was given a down down for the excellent cooking! No burnt offerings when he is  on the job.

Lewinsky divested himself of the Pig Rooting Hat and passed it on to Lochness. He was mumbling something about being impressed with how Lochness carried herself at the Saturday party…then the scribe lost the rest.

Finally the hares and hosts, Shelley, Robin and Dave were given a round of thanks and made to take a Down Down.

ONON




Monday, May 20, 2013

Hash Run 1674 - Alafua with Dave, Shelly & Robin

Good morning all,

Hope you had a lovely weekend and have recovered from all the weekend's festivities. Tonight's run is being hosted by Dave, Shelly & Robin at their house in Alafua. Here are the directions:

"Head up Lotopa Rd towards USP and turn right on to Amato Rd which is just before St. Joseph's. Our house is down the lane way beside Bob Cat Spare Parts and is the house at the end of the lane. Plenty of parking for Hashers in our yard."

The hosts have also offered to provide the spread for tonight so just bring your hash cash ($15) and a change of clothes :)

There is a map below for those that need more help with directions. Run will start at 5:30pm sharp as we want to get back in before its dark.

On On


Saturday, May 11, 2013

Hash Run 1673 - Mothers Day Hash Run at Tafatafa with Godfather & TittyG

This coming Monday, 13th May, we will be having our mothers day run at tafatafa beach (Maotaoma'a Beach Fales). Godfather and TittyG will be hosting and will have a lovely umu and bbq going on Monday for our run.

Maotaomaa Beach fales are the first lot of fales on the way to Tafatafa..there is a sign on the main road and we have had a few runs from this location before.

As mentioned, the host are providing the spread, and we will have our hash kegs, softies and sweet nuts on Monday.
You will have to pay a small fee for your vehicle at the beach and we will let you know on Monday what that fee is.

If you need directions, call the GM on 7600800.

Run starts at 3PM, but you are more than welcome to go down earlier and relax and swim before the run.

On ON

Friday, May 10, 2013

Hash in Russia

Apparently this is how they do down downs in Russia....

On On

Thursday, May 09, 2013

Hash Trash 1672



HASH TRASH 1672
This week’s Hash was hosted by Josh and SOTB at Josh’s place in Letava.  The run started like any other...a slow meandering of hashers reluctantly making their way up a drive way and contemplating the slog ahead, while disguising their trepidation under the guise of nervous laughter and chit chat. It was all warranted....The run would take us down the mighty hill of Vaoala, towards mynas supermarket and onto the SPREP road. Those of us experienced in these runs up the hill knew with a sinking certainty in our guts as sure as gravity itself, that what goes down, must surely come up, and up, and up ....Visualising the off road trek ahead and gut buster hills that would bring us back up to the hash house, the feeling was well founded. Even those new to the run, like the hordes of young fit medical holiday makers here under the guise of study, were not naive in knowing that the more you run down hill, the more up you will need to climb back home. Game on!
We were not disappointed....well played our hares SOTB and Overstayer (Megan)!...The run went down through the back river of Vaoala, Down past SPREP compound, down past forestry division, ....down down down, down.....and then the upward slog started...As a warm up we were given an evilly laid false trail, then back down, evil. Then the real up started...up a long dirt trek, across a river, up a steep embankment, up a sealed steep road, and up onto Bank st...ahhh Bank St was a wonderful sight, the levelling off of the terrain, the chance for our burning legs to get some slight respite, and the knowledge that it was all down hill from here. Thank you gravity for that last push home.  Great tough run. The highlight, as on any other hash run, was arriving back and enjoying God Fathers sweet sweet nuts, moving onto the well deserved nectar of life, Vailima.
After consuming nuts and Vailima, the Hashmen and Meres were called into the Hash Circle.  First up the newcummers were called up.  It was a bevvy of med students.  Word must have gone round about the great deal Hash is - $15 for booze, food and good company.  All were from the UK and included Charlotte, Daniel, Annabel, Matt, Mike, Matthew, Ryan, Amy and Cath.  Tallyho was thrilled to have such a pommy invasion.
The Retreads were then called up.  They included Shelley, Robin, Dave and Naval Base.  GM doesn’t seem to ask their excuse as to why they have missed Hash anymore.  Usually this paragraph is much longer. 
This Day In History was the next item on the agenda.  Tallyho was the first victim for in 1940 the Norway Debate in the British House of Commons begins, and leads to the replacement of Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain with Winston Churchill three days later.  In 1946 in San Francisco Bay, U.S. Marines from the nearby Treasure Island Naval Base stop a two-day riot at Alcatraz federal prison. Five people are killed in the riot – Alcatraz.  In 1994 former Arkansas state worker Paula Jones files a lawsuit against President Bill Clinton, alleging that he had sexually harassed her in 1991. – Lewinsky. It was also International No Diet Day.  GM was hoping that Weathercock would have been at Hash to take the honours, but Tallyho piped up and said that GM due to his robust shape should take it.
Celebrity awards went to Sexpot, Sassy and Dave.  As Sexpot was sick in bed, Desperate Housewife had to take the down down for him. 
GM awards were next and the first two were related to the recent fishing tournament that was held in Samoa. Firstly Transporter got a down down for hooking the Skipper of his vessel rather than hooking the fish.  Lewinsky got the other down down for not catching anything which we’ve heard it typical Lewinsky.
Dave was awarded the Heroes Award for saving Kayak 4 Youth’s Andy Warton’s cameraman.  Lowrider was given a farewell down down as it was her last Hash for 3 months whilst she is in Japan.  Tallyho is hoping that she is there to learn the arts of the Geisha girl. 
Then nominations were open to the rest of the Hash circle.  Tallyho was quick to let everyone know that Swinger and Tallyho are upset with CB as he never calls a Hash halt for everyone to catch their breath EXCEPT when there are pretty medical students around.  CB argued that he’d stop for them too if they were pretty enough but obviously they don’t feature in CB’s top ten list.  In the end that argument wasn’t good enough and CB had to have a down down.
Josh had a nomination on behalf of Carnal Knowledge who is now in the Cook Islands with Jailbait.  Carnal Knowledge called up Lewinsky on the phone to see how his good mate was, and all Lewinsky could talk about was his new Rolex watch.
Latecummer Xavier gave the Fangio Award to Dawn Raid and Witchdoctor for driving like maniacs in the quiet streets of Samoa and almost knocking Xavier and his children down at a crossing.
POD nominated Russell for The Manwhore award for soliciting clients whilst he was supposed to be working at the SIFA opening ceremony.  His sister Megan also copped a down down for teaching him everything he knows.
Brent awarded The Village Frustration award to Jordan, Pierre and Scott.  For instead of playing rugby in a Savaiian village like they were supposed to, they were off chasing 3 palagi Peace Corp girls instead.  Maybe this should be the Manwhore award too?
All of a sudden all nominations were put to a halt as the Hash Monk made her presence known.  She told us she had just flown in from Abu Dabi and was here to name three Hashers.  These Hashers got names as they were generous enough to host a hash run.  The three Hashers were Megan, Brent and Jesse.  Firstly Megan was up.  The monk described Megan to us.  She liked to run in thongs (not the underwear type), she stays out late, she’s a fast runner and a fast woman, and is always the last to leave a party or club so she was baptised Overstayer. 
Then Brent was called up, again a little of his background was revealed.  Apparently when he visits other countries, he likes to chew and chew on anything and because he’s hairy, the Hash Monk named him Chewbacca.
Then the Hash monk started talking about her travels in Chinatown LA where she came across a Chinaman named Jesse.  In between his cooking and partying, he likes to drop his pants and party in his boxers.  As he only wears MacPherson Men Boxers, the Hash Monk’s new name for him was Elle MacJnr.  After all three were baptised with beer, flour and vegetable oil and had received their new names, it was time for the Hash Monk to depart but not before having her own down down.  Naming people is thirsty work!
The GM’s award went to Lewinsky the Turtle Slayer.  For during this fishing tournament, Lewinsky thought it would be more interesting if he caught turtles instead.
The passing of the Angry Bird hat was the next order of business.  Irini had it from the previous week and after telling us she washed it and making everyone smell it, she passed it onto one very angry Hashman in the form of Swinger who was standing next to her and complaining about CB.  But who doesn’t complain about CB. 
Sassy then nominated the three new medical student lasses, who she specifically instructed them not to walk on the road and watch out for cars.  They almost got hit three times.  So she gave them all a down down for not listening to Sassy’s instructions.
Meg and Kate nominated POD for leaving the Hash circle at last week’s run at On The Rocks sitting at the bar having a drink and waiting for the Hash circle to finish.  Kate ended up having the down down with POD as she was not using Hash names whilst in the circle.
Transporter awarded the Parenting Award to CB for when Transporter, being a good friend, tried to feed Jax milk, Jax pushed the milk away and reached out for Transporter’s Vailima.  CB says he does it all the time.
POD nominated med student Mike as when she was calling “On On”, he says “What?  Hard On.”
GM gave ACDC a down down for all his tireless work on the bbq.
Tallyho then presented the circle with the Hash Shrine.  He said he couldn’t find any treasure on the run, but he saw something that was a miracle – GM actually had genuine sweat on his t-shirt from the run.  So GM had to donate his top to the Shrine and go topless for the rest of the night.  GM had a down down for his donation to the Hash Shrine and Tallyho had to have one as he did not come up with any loot from the run.  Tallyho tried to blame CB for not calling any Hash Halts on the run, so it went to a vote of the circle and Tallyho had to take the down down.
The Hare and Host were called up.  Overstayer as the Hare, and Josh and GM as the host.  And finally there was one down down left for Godfather who was working hard strumming his ukulele.
The food was ready and the hash circle was brought to a close. 
Next week’s Hash is the Mother’s Day Hash and is to be hosted by Godfather and TTG at a location yet to be advised.  Keep an eye on the website for more information.
On On.