Friday, January 15, 2016

Hash Trash 1810

The Hash was hosted by Witch Doctor at the yet to be opened Nafanua Steakhouse. Crime was the Hare, and set a trail that went out to the back roads up to Apoula Heights. The initial thought had been to cut through to the Hospital road, but the dog problem there had worsened considerably since our last run there, so he demurred and took the trail back more or less the same way. A short run in the heat.

Slim Shady stepped in as GM and promised to be wonderful and enervating and if any disagreed, then tough titties. New to Hash was Samantha, brought by Prince, and here for 6 weeks. The retreads were AC/DC, Slim Shady, Cunning Linguist, Bad Investment and Mr Whippy.

A quick shoe inspection revealed that Samantha had new shoes, and this was handed to Prince, who found it utterly repulsive. He was joined by Poumuli for the crime of possession of a disgusting foot (a blue toe).

This Day in History Awards went to Titty Galore as CLR for Gayboy (1777 – American Revolutionary War: American forces under the command of George Washington repulsed a British attack at the Battle of the Assunpink Creek near Trenton, New Jersey), Samantha handed to Prince (1901 – The British colonies of New South Wales, Queensland, Victoria, South Australia, Tasmania, and Western Australia federate as the Commonwealth of Australia; Edmund Barton is appointed the first Prime Minister), AC/DC (1949 –Tokelau becomes part of New Zealand), Wahoo (1959 – Luna 1 becomes the first spacecraft to reach the vicinity of the Moon) and Godfather (1962 – Western Samoa achieves independence from New Zealand; its name is changed to the Independent State of Western Samoa).

Eveready had an additional History Award, in that it was Queen Elizabeth I’s birthday. She was regarded as a paragon of cleanliness, as she bathed every 3 months. Prince took this one on behalf of Rinse, yet to be found and named.

Celebrity Awards were initially off, as none had been found, but this was deemed the fault of Samoa Observer, thus Mr Whippy took one. Prince added that the journo present had gotten Prince and Rinse switched, and this time Samantha took a down down in Coke.

Opening up for nominations, Cunning Linguist told of a secret society of firewalkers, and that in the presence of such sturdy males two hashers had merely put a foot in and declined – Swinger and Bad Investment for the Pussy/Not Enough Calluses Award.

Poumuli nominated Dawn Raid for dangerous behaviour due to his flinging himself off his motorbike over a car, which Eveready dubbed the Evil Knievel Award. Poumuli also tried to nominate AC/DC for his activities during and after the Paris Hash, which rebounded as Poumuli had not attended the after-run Christmas Party.

The Host and Hare were saluted and lots of yummy food was consumed, if you like slow cooked burgers with all the trimmings.

On On

Poumuli, IKA Slit

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