The Hash was hosted by Witch Doctor at the yet to be opened
Nafanua Steakhouse. Crime was the Hare, and set a trail that went out to the
back roads up to Apoula Heights. The initial thought had been to cut through to
the Hospital road, but the dog problem there had worsened considerably since
our last run there, so he demurred and took the trail back more or less the
same way. A short run in the heat.
Slim Shady stepped in as GM and promised to be wonderful and
enervating and if any disagreed, then tough titties. New to Hash was Samantha,
brought by Prince, and here for 6 weeks. The retreads were AC/DC, Slim Shady,
Cunning Linguist, Bad Investment and Mr Whippy.
A quick shoe inspection revealed that Samantha had new
shoes, and this was handed to Prince, who found it utterly repulsive. He was
joined by Poumuli for the crime of possession of a disgusting foot (a blue
toe).
This Day in History Awards went to Titty Galore as CLR for
Gayboy (1777 – American Revolutionary War: American forces under the command of
George Washington repulsed a British attack at the Battle of the Assunpink
Creek near Trenton, New Jersey), Samantha handed to Prince (1901 – The British
colonies of New South Wales, Queensland, Victoria, South Australia, Tasmania,
and Western Australia federate as the Commonwealth of Australia; Edmund Barton
is appointed the first Prime Minister), AC/DC (1949 –Tokelau becomes part of
New Zealand), Wahoo (1959 – Luna 1 becomes the first spacecraft to reach the
vicinity of the Moon) and Godfather (1962 – Western Samoa achieves independence
from New Zealand; its name is changed to the Independent State of Western
Samoa).
Eveready had an additional History Award, in that it was
Queen Elizabeth I’s birthday. She was regarded as a paragon of cleanliness, as
she bathed every 3 months. Prince took this one on behalf of Rinse, yet to be
found and named.
Celebrity Awards were initially off, as none had been found,
but this was deemed the fault of Samoa Observer, thus Mr Whippy took one.
Prince added that the journo present had gotten Prince and Rinse switched, and
this time Samantha took a down down in Coke.
Opening up for nominations, Cunning Linguist told of a
secret society of firewalkers, and that in the presence of such sturdy males
two hashers had merely put a foot in and declined – Swinger and Bad Investment
for the Pussy/Not Enough Calluses Award.
Poumuli nominated Dawn Raid for dangerous behaviour due to
his flinging himself off his motorbike over a car, which Eveready dubbed the
Evil Knievel Award. Poumuli also tried to nominate AC/DC for his activities
during and after the Paris Hash, which rebounded as Poumuli had not attended
the after-run Christmas Party.
The Host and Hare were saluted and lots of yummy food was
consumed, if you like slow cooked burgers with all the trimmings.
On On
Poumuli, IKA Slit
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