Theme - ANZAC Day (25APR) - come in Red, White and Blue also Southern Cross is appropriate. Yellow (wattle) and green is OK for any Aussies.
Any animals of NZ and Aust.
Hosted by - SPANKY, Slippery and Tiger Woody(AKA Kiwi) Venue - House Number One (Top or Fourth House above the Main NUS Gate, off Vaivase Road, Opposite Magiagi Primary School), see map.
Limited parking on grounds - parking on grass verge in front of houses.
Looking forward to a good run set by Kiwi - Run/Walk start at 5.30pm.
Adria's special cake with ice-cream for desert.
Come along and enjoy some Southern Cross hospitality.
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Spanky, Slippery & Tiger Woody
Two elderly Hash Meres were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
ReplyDeleteAfter a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the pass- enger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they blew right through it. She turned to the other woman and said, "Did you know that you ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us."
The other turned to her and said, "Oh Shit! Am I driving?"
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
ReplyDeleteThe operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
One day little Johnny came home from school and asked his mom about curting. Flustered, she replied, "Tonight go watch your sister when she comes home with her boyfriend. That's courting."
ReplyDeleteThe next day, Johnny tells his mother what happened. "Well, Sis and her boyfriend came home last night and sat on the couch. They started kissing and stuff and I think sis was getting sick because she kept making faces. Her boyfriend must have thought so to, because he started feeling for her heartbeat like the doc. He wasn't as good as the Dr. though, he missed an awful lot. That's when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis said she was really hot. Then her boyfriend ripped off her blouse and bra, and I saw why he couldn't get to her heart, there were these big bumps on her chest! He then ripps off her skirt and undies and she has grown a lot of hair there, she should clean it more often. I guess her boyfriend thought so to because he started sucking there, licking and using his fingers. Then sis yelled out to God and unzipped her boyfriend's pants. This big snake jumped out and sis started to try and bite it's head off. She stopped trying an then it squirted all over the couch. Then sis took off his pants and sat on the snake, I think they were trying to squish it. Sis started to bounce up and down on it. She said it was nearly as big as Daddy's! Suddenly, she stopped and said she wasn't on anything, but her boyfriend said it was too late. They had both cum. So, did I explain it right?"
His mom fainted.
Yes, New Zealanders and Australians do speak English, but with distinct accents. The Kiwi accent sounds as if it is spoken through the nose. The Australian accent sounds as if it comes from further back in the head, that it resonates through a cavity where the brain should be.
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