Hash Trash 1713

The Hash was hosted by IRA in Palisi. A lovely day for a run, just a pity that IRA despite her best efforts had been unable to find a complete trail. Never mind, Rufie was asked to live hare, so off we went around the prayer house, and straight up to the radio mast, then down again. There are most pleasant views and good air, if one can breathe and see through the streaming sweat! Back at the house Godfather’s glistening sweet nuts were awaiting a quick crack opening and a dousing of thirstbuds to come.

The GM is still AWOL, so POD again took up the challenge of being GM. The circle was relatively small so we were forewarned of impending doom for the slightest of infractions. Or as Lewinsky calls it, happily ever after. Those new to Hash were the parents of Blowfish, Darren and Christine, which resulted in an down down that Blowfish joined for getting hitched with someone sharing her dad’s name. The retreads were Twin Peaks and Rory, who claimed illness and work has kept them away.

This Day in History Awards went to Manwhore (1965 – A new red-and-white maple leaf design is adopted as the flag of Canada, replacing the old Canadian Red Ensign banner – representing a country that still clings to the Union Jack), IRA and Rory (1978 – The Troubles: The Provisional IRA detonates an incendiary bomb at the La Mon restaurant) and Poumuli (for not finding enough history).

Celebrity Awards went to Crime (for Zsa Zsa being absent in UN planning meeting photo), Rufie (for Slim Shady ditto) and Lewinsky (breaking story of Miley Cyrus doing a Lewinsky on stage). Twin Peaks was spotted leaning and was joined by Leanne as a hiding retread.

The GM had been called by a frantic IRA regarding a rat in her house, to which POD had advised to buy a rat trap, set it and go to sleep. Well the trap that had been purchased was then displayed, and it was obviously intended for a much smaller sized rodent than a rat. Even a baby rat would break it. So an Equipment not fit for purpose Award went to IRA.

Titty Galore had been heard approaching Godfather exclaiming look at my titties, which rationale was based on the new mugs, but this was too much for the GM who gave her and Advertising Award. Said cups had been decorated and donated by Overstayer, who was thanked warmly with a cold down down.

In other news, Rufie had asked his daughter to massage his back, which apparently didn’t work to well as the little dear used Ajax instead of oil. At least Rufie got squeaky clean. Twin Peaks was upset that his expensive search programme for finding all tidbits Lewinsky had not been used this week, but Poumuli pointed out that the supplied info had already been levelled at Lewinsky last week. Twin Peaks got the Misspent Resources Award, followed by a cellphonus interruptus for IRA.

The Hare and the Hosts were saluted, and we had the most scrumptious chilli con carne!

Next week’s run is hosted by Eveready and Karaoke in Lotopa. Remember to wear PINK!

Overstayer will be Scribe next week.

On On

Poumuli, IKA Slit