The Hash was hosted by IRA in Palisi. A lovely day for a
run, just a pity that IRA despite her best efforts had been unable to find a
complete trail. Never mind, Rufie was asked to live hare, so off we went around
the prayer house, and straight up to the radio mast, then down again. There are
most pleasant views and good air, if one can breathe and see through the
streaming sweat! Back at the house Godfather’s glistening sweet nuts were
awaiting a quick crack opening and a dousing of thirstbuds to come.
The GM is still AWOL, so POD again took up the challenge of
being GM. The circle was relatively small so we were forewarned of impending
doom for the slightest of infractions. Or as Lewinsky calls it, happily ever
after. Those new to Hash were the parents of Blowfish, Darren and Christine,
which resulted in an down down that Blowfish joined for getting hitched with someone
sharing her dad’s name. The retreads were Twin Peaks and Rory, who claimed
illness and work has kept them away.
This Day in History Awards went to Manwhore (1965 – A new
red-and-white maple leaf design is adopted as the flag of Canada, replacing the
old Canadian Red Ensign banner – representing a country that still clings to
the Union Jack), IRA and Rory (1978 – The Troubles: The Provisional IRA
detonates an incendiary bomb at the La Mon restaurant) and Poumuli (for not
finding enough history).
Celebrity Awards went to Crime (for Zsa Zsa being absent in
UN planning meeting photo), Rufie (for Slim Shady ditto) and Lewinsky (breaking
story of Miley Cyrus doing a Lewinsky on stage). Twin Peaks was spotted leaning
and was joined by Leanne as a hiding retread.
The GM had been called by a frantic IRA regarding a rat in
her house, to which POD had advised to buy a rat trap, set it and go to sleep.
Well the trap that had been purchased was then displayed, and it was obviously intended
for a much smaller sized rodent than a rat. Even a baby rat would break it. So an
Equipment not fit for purpose Award went to IRA.
Titty Galore had been heard approaching Godfather exclaiming
look at my titties, which rationale was based on the new mugs, but this was too
much for the GM who gave her and Advertising Award. Said cups had been
decorated and donated by Overstayer, who was thanked warmly with a cold down
down.
In other news, Rufie had asked his daughter to massage his
back, which apparently didn’t work to well as the little dear used Ajax instead
of oil. At least Rufie got squeaky clean. Twin Peaks was upset that his
expensive search programme for finding all tidbits Lewinsky had not been used
this week, but Poumuli pointed out that the supplied info had already been
levelled at Lewinsky last week. Twin Peaks got the Misspent Resources Award,
followed by a cellphonus interruptus for IRA.
The Hare and the Hosts were saluted, and we had the most
scrumptious chilli con carne!
Next week’s run is hosted by Eveready and Karaoke in Lotopa.
Remember to wear PINK!
Overstayer will be Scribe next week.
On On
Poumuli, IKA Slit
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