POD was the GM and brought the circle to order. The
retreads were Vaivai, Moa, Hotnuts, Nutcracker and BB (who tried her best to
remain un-noticed but failed). There were quite a few New Boots, invited by
TittyG, but who tried to avoid the circle and ended up getting punished in the
usual manner – Shannon and Chris from Salani, Charlie the Tongan (looking for a
Samoan wife) and Kalita from Paddles.
The GM’s special award went to Prince for trying to
burn his house down after the last hash by forgetting about a pot of chicken cooking
on the stove. The celebrity award was won by Elle Mc Jr but I don’t remember
exactly why …Charlie got an award for something to do with a Government car
going to the plantation for some nookie or something….Vaivai was awarded for
harassing other runners, in particular Tia. Latecummers were Crash, Delicious,
Witchdoctor and Imelda da Welder. Delicious was awarded for advertising her new
cake shop (which incidentally is at Malifa across the road from the new SLC
apartments). Rufie was awarded the “hardman” award for drinking all night and
still being able to run and drink more the next day… One Erection was awarded
for trying to nominate Rufie but getting confused and taking far too long over
it. Godfather nominated Lewinski for telling him that he had “forgotten his
nuts” when in fact his golden nuts were simply being kept cool…
Since it was Rufie and Blowfish’s last Apia hash
run and they were about to return to NZ, they were both presented with their 50th
run t-shirts and then they and the kids (Jack Spratt and Catfish) were given
the usual hash send-off with the hash anthem, “Swing low”. Tears were shed at
the sad moment, but Godfather’s ukulele and singing, as well as some more gulps
of the nectar, helped to lift spirits.
Hotnuts asked what had happened to the “this day in
history” and Swinger was then given his opportunity but noted that since the
keg was running low he would only give one “this day in history” fact. He
informed the circle that today was “international no bra-day” and so he
suggested that the hash meres take their bras off. Instead Kalita,who was
wearing a revealing bikini, was nominated to take a down-down for the hash
meres.
The Hosts (Godfather and TittyG) and Hare (crime)
were saluted and we were then treated to a fine spread of pork, fish, BBQ
chicken and sausages, taro, palusami etc etc. Delicious!
Check the blog for
details on next Monday’s hash which will be at Ululoloa.
After 3 weeks I
shall now sign off as the Trainee Assistant Scribe, and pass the poison pen
back to Poumuli.
On On! Swinger
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