Hash Trash 1732

The Hash was hosted by Twin Peaks at his place on Bank Street. It was a lovely day for a run in the hills, but turn out for the run was small unfortunately. Crime had set the run along familiar paths to some of us. Down the road to the cow paddocks and all the way down to the creek. Here he had put a slightly more direct route up the other side – that is STRAIGHT UP! Well we managed, even your limping Scribe. At the top Crime had directed the pack down again to emerge below Mynas, but several backrunning bastards took the opportunity to go above instead and emerging unseen on Cross Island Road to chariot ride the rest of the way. Shameful behaviours – more on that later. For those who did the full run it was the usual uphill struggle past Mynas, laughing children pointing at you and a couple of dogs to dodge. Back on Bank Street Godfathers’ sweet dew-covered nuts were awaiting. 

 

The GM failed to show, so POD took on the reins. There were no newbies but several retreads – Da Head, Kamikaze (back from Japan for 2 weeks), One Infection, Poumuli and Overstayer. Kamikaze doubled his as he forgot his hat on. Witch Doctor performed the shoe inspection  which she failed.

Celebrity Awards went to Poumuli (Ford Ranger as prize in golf tourney), Crime (a crime had been reported) and Lewinsky (Lewinsky on TV show in USA).

This Day In History Awards went to One Infection (1892 – Western Samoa changes the International Date Line, so that year it had 367 days, with two occurrences of Monday, July 4), IRA, Overstayer and Twin Peaks (1900 – Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom gives Royal Assent to an Act creating Australia thus uniting separate colonies on the continent under one federal government), Da Head for Gayboy (1986 – The Parliament of New Zealand passes the Homosexual Law Reform Act legalising homosexuality in New Zealand) and One Infection (Feast Day of St Anthony).

Opening up for nominations, Sassygirl BJ was quick off the mark with her disappointment of not having someone to sit on at AC/DC’s wedding. Especially since several others there were getting quite frisky with each other. A Get A Room Award for IRA, One Infection, Lewinsky and POD.

IRA nominated Lewinsky for the Party Pooper of the Week Award, for refusing to do anything after the wedding than watch the boxing. Nor did he take the gang to OTR for the boxing either. Sassy had been chatting to Titty Galore, who was not well as she has been trying to slow Godfather down, as apparently he is acting like a 16 year old! Studmuffin Award to Godfather.

Sassy had of course also noticed the similarities between a white haired paedophile dude on TV and a certain Hasher, so Twin Peaks got the Rolf Harris Award, which was doubled due to inappropriate riposte from Twin Peaks. Sassy got her almost last award in to Crime for pimping for Hashers – no more information was given.

Poumuli managed to get in a Chariot Rider Award to One Infection, Wahoo, Sassy and Da Head. Witch Doctor followed with an account of the big rock fight at Vaimea, and that such a big crime needed to be noted. Crime was joined in this award by a resident – One Infection. Witch Doctor also took one for Ditch as a car did go in one at the scene.

Sassy had been recalling Kamikaze’s antics while with us last time and was rewarded with a braying laughter that she called a non-wife-magnet. Poumuli added the bit about tamaitai and was rewarded for remembering!

Godfather expressed his pride in how well turned out the Hash Meres were at AC/DCs wedding and his fascination for miniskirts. But he was disappointed that only Sassy had offered to dance with him – IRA, POD, Wahoo, Witch Doctor and Imelda stepped forward, joined by One Infection on behalf of his saucy number. Poumuli tried to point out that not all of them had been wearing miniskirts, so Godfather got an X-Ray Vision Award. Sassy gave Poumuli the Blind As A Bat Award, as she had definitely been in a mini.

Godfather was renominated by IRA for his beady eye, while One Infection joined for not pimping! Declaring his Multiple Personality Disorder, Poumuli nominated Bob from Trinidad for his awful singing and a No Woman No Cry No More Award.

IRA wanted to nominate POD for pushing her to do something she had never done before namely a fundraiser, but both took this. Godfather applauded Overstayer for her kind donations of Hash Mugs, but had been a bit taken aback by the pointy nipples on the peaks. As Overstayer prepared for her Alternative Art Award a Rolf Harris comment from Twin Peaks led him into the circle as well. POD nominated Godfather for an Ingratitude Award, knowing full well his penchant for things soft, pointy, otherwise titty.

Poumuli was inspired to tell the joke of the 80 year old man who goes to confession, having had sex with a 18 year old girl. When asked when he was last at confession, the Jewish fellow exclaimed that he was telling everyone. This was laughed at, backfired and yet another one for Poumuli.

Da Head nominated One Infection for going to mass every morning even though not Catholic either, but while laudatory Hash is unforgiving and a Meditation Award went to OI. Godfather finally nominated Crime for his Birthday Award. The Hare and the Hosts were saluted and a feast was had.

Watch the blog for next week’s run.

On On

Poumuli, IKA Slit

Run 1732 will be hosted by Twin Peaks up at Vaoala

Hi All

Twin Peaks and family will host the run. Bring a friend and be on time as it is getting dark early. Dont forget your hash cash. Go up Cross-Island Road and turn down Bank Street. Take  the 2nd left that curves up past the Pink House, and Twin Peaks house is the last on the right at the top of the hill.

ONON

Sassy

Today's Run - 30th June 2014

Hi All

Today's hash will be run from On the Rocks for lack of a clear offer of venue host.
Kick off time is from 5.30pm as usual. Bring your Hash Cash - no excuses :)

On On

Sassy for the GM

Tonight's Run #1730 - Witchdoctor & Imelda the Welder

Hi there everyone - Tonight's run will be hosted by Witchdoctor & Imelda the Welder at Le Spa @ Vaoala.  They will also be providing the Kai, so make sure you're there for what should be an mazing run!! Kick off is 17.30 as usual and due to the length of the trail please let's try and get away on time!!
Bring your $20 Hash Cash and have a great night.  If you're not sure where the run is it's just opposite the Shrine of Three Hearts, please park on the Cross Island Road when you get there as space is limited.
On On
JG

Hash Run #1729 - @ Y-Not!

Afternoon everyone, tonight's run will be hosted by spellcheck (formally dumbass) at Y-Not commencing @ 17.30 - everyone will need to bring a towel and a change of clothes as you will getting wet!! 
See you there
ON ON
JG

Hash Run 1728 - SOTB, Alcatraz & Sassy @ Sassy's House in Letogo

Good Morning All,

It's been a while since I last posted anything on the hash site. This Monday's run will be at the Sass Home in Letogo. SOTB and Alcatraz are back for a couple of weeks and keen to host a run!

Please make sure to park down on the road and not to drive up the driveway as there is no parking up there. The house is located about 5-7 mins drive from Apia heading along the east coast road. Map is below for directions
Run will start at the normal time of 5:30pm so try be on time as this will be a bit of a bush run.

The hosts will be putting on the food so bring your running gear, hash cash and a change of clothes.

Looking forward to seeing you all there!!

On On

Hash Trash Run 1727 - from Poumuli in Germany..

The Hash was hosted by Transporter and Lowrider at the Seyleck Auto Corrections Centre in Vaitele. It was a cool afternoon, but we could see the clouds gathering over the bay. Waiting a bit for stragglers to arrive, we finally set off with Prince as the live hare. Your Scribe is still walking but understands that Prince took the pack on a bit of a jomp around the back roads of Vaitele, including down the “scenic” Poumuli Road. The rain just started splattering as the last runners came through the gates. Godfather’s sweet nuts had suspiciously shrunk to nil – he claimed that it was the rain. As the bbq was fired up for the evening’s feast, POD as acting GM called the circle to order.

New to Apia Hash was Kirsten, who is the better half of Daniel, visiting from Oz. The retreads were Transporter (dodging bullets), Lowrider (shooting bullets), Goldfinger (healing the nation), Karaoke (babysitting), Da Head (babyhead sitting), Steve (making babies), Prince (getting wet), Alexandra (in NZ), Rona (hosing down Prince), Tupou (work). Twin Peaks stepped in to gentlemanly help with the ladies down down, but was wearing his hat so returned for a repeat.

Blowfish was appointed shoe inspector, and after some hesitant navel gazing decided that Steve was wearing new jandals. He gamely took his award using the jandal as a beer slope. Blowfish got one too for getting hit by the flick by after. Celebrity Awards went to Transporter (Observer front pages for a number of weeks) and Snake (story of snake found in container). Nafanua paddlers were honoured through Alexandra.

In This Day In History, Sassygirl BJ (451 – Battle of Avarayr between Armenian rebels and the Sassanid Empire takes place. The Empire defeats the Armenians militarily but guarantees them freedom to openly practice Christianity), Gayboy (1895 – The playwright, poet, and novelist Oscar Wilde is convicted of "committing acts of gross indecency with other male persons" and sentenced to serve two years in prison), Lewinsky (1997 – The U.S. Supreme Court rules that Paula Jones can pursue her sexual harassment lawsuit against President Bill Clinton while he is in office) and Daniel (1998 – The first "National Sorry Day" was held in Australia, and reconciliation events were held nationally, and attended by over a million people).

The GM started on her awards, the first being to recognize the paddlers who had been part of the Savaii Crossing, namely One Infection, Prince, Tupou, Transporter and joined by Gayboy who called out for someone called Sam. This was quickly followed by a Jack the Rabbit-ripper Award for Snake and Slippery for their lurid tales of slaughtering hares in NZ in full hearing of Amalia.

As the more perceptive of us had noticed by now, the actual GM was not present. Turns out he had spent the weekend at Manumea with Tickled getting pampered, but had nevertheless demurred from coming to Hash because he had the squirts! Food Poisoning Award to Wahoo.

Opening up to the floor, Twin Peaks nominated Poumuli for the Worst Dogkeeper Award, as Murdoch has been repeatedly escaping, going to Twin Peaks house and beating the crap out of the neighbourhood dogs there. Eveready was nominated for going missing on the run, apparently looking for some magic herb.

The GM stepped in noting that Rona has been absent from the Hash for a while, but that Prince should have done better in educating her on the rules of the Hash. This infraction was overlooked for now, but not Steve for leaning. This prompted Daniel to launch into a tirade about the GM and the GM’s responsibility as he was supposed to host but was only texted today about the change of plans. Further investigation brought to light that he had been told by others last week, and that the change of plans had been posted on the blogon Thursday. Failure to Compute Award.

Transporter brought the circle’s attention to the fugitive prisoners on a crime spree, which of course led to a Crime Award to Crime. At this point the Mad Monk of the Apia Hash appeared claiming to have gotten leid in Hawaii. She called forth Daniel, who was rumoured to be a real badass, a gangster and generally rather hard core. Thus from this day forth he shall be known as Possum.

Lewinsky nominated Transporter for managing to get free advertising on the front page of the Observer. The GM felt that this was a bit spurious so demanded that Lewinsky join him, with Steve stepping back in again for leaning.

Gayboy had been at work, with a long line waiting for their “food”, when a Hash Mere had waltzed in and obviously thought “f the line. Gayboy give me three dishes!”. Before Blowfish took the award, Eveready elaborated that he too had gone to said establishment and had enquired as to whence Gayboy was, only to be informed that he was sleeping in the back. Thus Gayboy joined Blowfish, in his case for the Acting Like Lewinsky Award.

The GM was about to give Possum a nomination, but misstepped on his name, so took a quick one. She then continued that Possum’s wife was chitchatting away and decided to give this as a warning. Lowrider then got an award that was a somewhat convoluted tale involving a crashed and dismantled truck and tequila. Rufie was given an award for getting to the gate before the Hare.

We then farewelled Goldfinger who is going to Brisbane, and wished her all the best in her future endeavours in finding a husband! The Hash Anthem was duly presented. She thanked the Hash for all the good memories and invited us to Brisbane, but bring pocket money!

The Hosts and the Hare were saluted and then a grand bbq feast was gobbled up. Watch the blog for next week’s run. Sassy will be the Scribe while Poumuli is away.

On On

Poumuli, IKA Slit

This Monday's Run - Flag Day Run #1728 - Mini Golf, 3pm!!

Good Morning Everyone - great to hear of  such a role up on Monday Night!! Because of the long weekend, mismanagement thought a change of venue would be a great idea. This Monday's run will now be a joint hosting by the newly named "Possum" - Australia's most dangerous nocturnal animal, Captain Mortein & Pirate Princess....

Due to the terrible golf that occurred on the mothers day weekend, Captain Mortein & Pirate Princess have graciously offered their new mini golf course up for our enjoyment and to lower our handicaps.  The course is located within the grounds of the race course @ Faleata. Will be interesting to see One Infection fall off the golf cart on a put put!!

Possum will be organising the kaikai, and it should be a great day for everyone.  To see a bit more about the mini golf have a look at http://www.samoaobserver.ws/other/projects/10165-samoa-opens-first-mini-golf-course

Put Off will commence @ 3pm and as all long weekend runs, it will be a great day for the whole family!!!

ON ON
JG

Hash Run 1727 Map

Good Afternoon All,

Sorry for the late posting.Thought I would provide a map for tonight's run for any newcomers.

On On

Hash Trash 1726

The Hash was hosted by Lewinsky at On the Rocks in the absence of any offers. A live run was set by Crime, and the few and merry who had turned up set off down towards Vaiala, and back along the sea wall, no doubt admiring the new “beach” being created for the “delight” of visiting dignitaries to the SIDS Conference. Your Scribe is still incapacitated so instead went for a walk on the sea wall with Wahoo and Slippery, who was busy taking pictures of all and sundry. Then it was on back to OTR for the circle. 

There were no newcomers to Hash, but the retreads were Wahoo, Poumuli (travelling the world), Eveready (locked up in the house) and Daniel (wife in attendance). The GM then turned to his charges, and apparently Daniel and Lewinsky had reneged on paying their bet with the GM on the Klitschko fight. While this was happening Slippery and Eveready got down downs for having their hands in their pockets in an intense game of billiards.

In This Day In History, Poumuli (1814 – The Constitution of Norway is signed and Crown Prince Christian Frederick of Denmark is elected King of Norway by the Norwegian Constituent Assembly) and Sassygirl BJ (1953 – Jackie Cochran becomes the first woman to break the sound barrier – she is loud enough to break the sound barrier).

Celebrity Awards went to Lewinsky (CLR to FBI for photo in paper), Poumuli (CLR to Captain Mortein for mention of crazy Danish tourists in paper) and Crime (CLR to Tiger Woody AKA Kiwi – Tiger Woods story).

Opening up for nominations, Sassy wanted to know what had happened to the floor boards at the back of OTR, as one had cracked and nearly sprained her ankle. It was generally agreed that Lewinsky was a cheap bastard who would fight over a 5 sene piece, this leading to a Hash Endangerment Award. Poumuli nominated Daniel for the Marketing Award, since attempts to make a booking at Samoana using numbers provided by Bluesky, Yellow Pages etc all failed, and the correct number was only ascertained from staff – upon arrival at Samoana!

Sassy nominated Eveready for the Putting His Foot Down Award for escaping home and coming to the Hash. Daniel wanted to nominate the GM for a Failure to Communicate Award. He had texted him twice to ask where the Hash was, with no reply. Ascertaining that Daniel has internet access and could have looked at the Blog, he joined the GM for a Dumas Award.

On form, Sassy wanted to know if Wahoo had gotten lucky over the holiday and was preggers. Er, no, that would be all the food she ate, so a Weightist Award to Sassy. The GM then invited POD and Godfather to take a down down, as they had had none yet. Poumuli wanted to nominate Lewinsky for the breaking story of Monica writing a book, but since he hadn’t raised this in the celebrity awards he had to join. Daniel then recalled how the Kiwis had cheated during the ANZAC cricket game, but the only Kiwi born present was Amalia, so Poumuli had to suffer this indignity.

The Hare and the Host were saluted. Next week’s Hash will be hosted by Transporter and Lowrider for Goldfinger's farewell run at Seyleck in Vaitele and the week after by Daniel at Crime’s place by Apia Park.

On On

Poumuli, IKA Slit

Upcoming Run #1727 - Bring a Friend along / Goldfinger's fairwell

Morning Everyone, this Monday's run will be hosted by Lowrider & Transporter at Seyleck Auto's in Vaitele.  We had to shift the runs around as this will be Goldfinger's fairwell, so Dan & Crime will host the following week.  The theme of the night is to bring someone new to hash to show everyone what we do & how much fun we have, so lets all make a big effort and get some new faces to HHH!!
As usual the run will start @ 5.30 and there will be plenty of Vailima's finest, Goldfather's sweet nuts and we will make sure there is some softies as well. 
This will be the first run after the Savai'i crossing so I am sure a huge number of everyone will be needing a drink!!
See you all there
ON ON
JG

Tonight's Run #1726 - OTR

Hi guy's - tonight's run is going to be from HHH Central @ OTR.  The run will start @ 17.30 and we will grab some pizza's from next door for kaikai.
Let's have a good role up tonight and try and organise some volunteer's to host the run.
See you down there
On On
JG!!

This Monday's Run #1725 - Mother's Day Run - 2014 HHH Open

Good Morning Hashers, this weeks run will be a little game of hit sh*t (aka Golf).  The plan is that those who want a hit meet at Fagali'i Golf Course around midday, pick some teams and then have 9 holes of fun in an Ambrose format. 
After that everyone is welcome to come and cool off at the Vaivase Aquatic Centre (aka Rufi & Blowfish's home made pool) for a BYO BBQ and a couple of cool ones.  Those that have got commitments to mum, the golf should rap up around 16.30(ish), so feel free to join us then.
A Happy Mothers Day to all
On On
JG

Tonight's Run #1724

Hi Hashers, tonight's run is being hosted by POD, LEWINSKI & GAYBOY @ Pod & Lewinski's place in Taumeasina - the run starts at 17.30 and they host's will put on the food
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Tonight's Run #1723 - OTR

Afternoon Hasher's - due to a lack of a host for tonight's run we will be venturing off from HHH HQ @ OTR - Departure time is 1730 hrs.  Due to the lack of a host and the issues we have had with catering for numbers, we will just get some pizza's from next door after the circle to compliment our beautiful Vailima!!
As usual it is $20 for the sweet nectar of life and hopefully Godfather will arrive with his sweet, sweet nuts.  See you then
ON ON
JG

Hare & Host Required Run 1723

Hello fellow Hashers & Hash Meri's, due to a conflict of interests, (Lewinski forgot he was in the fishing comp this week, confused it with his usual work day) POD, Gayboy & Lewinski will be unable to host this coming Monday's run.  Can somebody please step up and host for us this week and the Three Amigo's will host the following Monday.  If you could let mismanagement know that would be great.

 For the new guys, it's fine to host a BYO, whereby everyone brings their own food - or host as a group and split the cost & in case you don't know  you can't be named if you haven't hosted.

 The old hands can help you set a run if your stuck, or just do what everyone else does and stitch up Crime!!

Look forward to receiving thousands of offers!!
ON ON
JG

EASTER HASH - MON 21ST APRIL

Hi all Hashers

Hash will be hosted by Godfather and TittyG from his counsin's place next door to Tafatafa Beach Fales.... cant quite recall the name of the property, but has something like Ma'ama'a  i think.... we have hosted many other runs from there so in the past..

Lewinsky has promised to bring the BBQ just in case some of you feel the urge to bbq lol. Naturally the nectar of the Gods will be on tap.

Bring the family down and of course dont forget your hash cash and ten bucks for the car...

ON ON

SassyBJ

Hash Trash 1721

The Grand Old Duke of York may have marched his men up the hill then marched them down again, but we in the Apia Hash do not trifle with such petty nobility. No we go full ancien regime and bring forth our own Princess, of Darkness. Having arrived at Granny Smiths and spending an interminable time getting the cars parked in the narrow confines of the Westpac compound, we discovered that we had no Hare. Godfather demurred on this task as he had no hair, Crime was injured, and Skidmark runs much further and faster these days. So POD was selected and she announced that she would go up the hill as far as the pack could take and then return. So she did. Highlight on the run was a car stopping and handing off a blender to one of our new runners, who actually carried it for the rest of the run. It was on home for Godfather’s sweet nuts – although Snake complained that the one he got was too old! 

Julia Gillard the GM called the circle to some sort of order, challenged as we were by the presence of a pool and no lighting. Several new Hashers were present – Ben (oz, doing cricket finance), Matt (Oz, tourism), Lachlan (Oz, maths at NUS) and Josie (Oz) all brought by Nicole who came last week. Down downs were poured and quickly eliminated.

Then there were the visiting Hash Meres Creamed (Auckland Hash House Harriettes) and Heave Ho (Aloha Hash House Harriers). Unfortunately they are only here for a brief visit.

Retreads were Wahoo (looking after a Munchkin), Poumuli (opening water reservoir in Marshall Islands), Cyrus (working – what for 6 years?), Nell (packing) and Lewinsky was brought in thanks to Cyrus. AC/DC and his brother Vitale showed up and joined in the down downs. ACDC was late because of some government workshop and shit.

The GM reiterated that there was a fundamental rule at the Hash that there should be no poofters, and he had espied a Hasher walking with a handbag – not in his hand – but daintily slung over his shoulder. Not only did it match his shorts, it also made Lewinsky look like a Glee cast member. A Catwalk Award for Lewinsky.

Granny Smith had been welcomed at the GM’s abode last weekend, and had left rather late, and had sent continuous text messages after leaving. This would have been an Intrusion of Privacy Award had not the GM responded that he was “trying to do it”, thus the GM joined Granny in a Too Much Information Award.

This Day in History Awards went to Sassygirl BJ (240 – Shapur I is crowned as king of the Sasanian Empire), ACDC for Gayboy (1407 – The lama Deshin Shekpa visits the Ming Dynasty capital at Nanjing. He is awarded the title "Great Treasure Prince of Dharma"), Granny Smith (1976 – The Apple I is created), Lewinsky (1999 – US President Bill Clinton is cited for contempt of court for giving "intentionally false statements" in a sexual harassment civil lawsuit).

Celebrity Awards went to Godfather (double for numerous Observer appearances), Poumuli (in the Marshall Islands Journal), Granny Smith and the GM (Hyundai story in the Observer). They were quickly joined by Nessie and Josie for leaning.

At this point the Mad Monk of Apia Hash made an appearance, and called forth Nell, whose past career has included beautician tasks such as girl waxing, but also some form of bedazzling of the bare parts and beyond. She shall henceforth be known as Vagazzler. She was joined by the Monk for a down down.

Skidmark appeared out of the gloom and was accused of coming late, hiding from the GM, or both. As he could not make a preference the GM doubled it. POD noted that the GM had waxed on about the full moon, and asked closest living relative to Full Moon – Nicole – to take her award.

A shoe inspection was called for and Snake located two on the new guys, Matt and Ben – they both drank from Ben’s shoes. At this point ACDC made an announcement about his climate change activism through 350.org and the challenge that they were making to the Oz coal industry. This was a lengthy one so an FBI award was called for, but he was joined by a rep from the coal  area of Oz, namely Lachlan from Kalgoorlie, and Matt who was hanging from the tent.

Lewinsky nominated Da Head in celebration of his rather large baby, and he and Cyrus took this as closest living relatives. POD nominated Skidmark for Exceptional Athleticism Award for his Ironman activities. ACDC nominated all of Mismanagement for keeping the Hash Family together.

Poumuli had been travelling and was again horrified by the blatant name brand placement by one of the Hash Meres. He produced the evidence in the form of Sassy’s Suckies, a sort of yogurt in a tube. Granny Smith had been having a good time at the Hyundai event when he was shocked to find out that the GM had his fly down. This indecent exposure event needed to be texted to the GM by Vagazzler, who after some discussion on whose is bigger, took the award.

POD nominated Matt for the extremely rare appearance of a blender on the run, and he took his award from the blender. It was also pointed out that blenders form a large portion of the work at On the Rocks, thus its owners were also included in the award.

Sassygirl BJ had been away and was impressed by all the new fit hashers, including the two meres who had just rocked up and sat down, thinking they must have come to Hash before. As this was not the case Creamed and Heave Ho got the Sassy Award for Insouciance.

Vagazzler nominated Snake for leaving his poor mum Nessie to fend for herself, and he knocked over Poumuli’s cup in his haste to get to the beer, so your poor Scribe joined the reptilian. Witch Doctor and Ben were given a down down because they hadn’t had one yet. They were also joined by Crime for lurking in the dark and ACDC for the subtle smell of dope in the air.

ACDC launched another FBI length story about his betrothal, the gist of which is that we will be invited to his 2^nd proposal in marriage. Vagazzler nominated Lewinsky for his Birthday Award, while POD joined him as it was also their 6^th wedding anniversary (we need to look at the mathematical implications of this).

Matt had been so impressed by the ability of Ben to downgrade his cooking abilities to the point where he couldn’t as much as cook an egg, so a Samoa Master Chef Award to Ben, joined by Lachlan for the Pocket Billiards Award. At this point Granny Smith pointed out the similarities in demeanour and look between Lachlan and the GM, so they received the Brothers from a Different Mother Award.

The Hare and the Hosts were saluted, followed by a hearty rendition of the Hash Anthem.

Check the blog for details of the Easter Run which will be held at Tafatafa Beach.

On On

Poumuli, IKA Slit

Hash Run 1721

Good Morning to you all on this bright sunny Thursday.

Monday's run is being hosted by Granny Smith, Nell and Family in Vaoala (Westpac Compound just past the NZ High Commission) We had a run here last year and also when Granny Smith first moved to Samoa. If you go past the NZ High Comm, where the newly tar sealed road begins, the house is on your right hand side at the start of the newly sealed road.

The theme for the run will be boardshorts and bikinis (POD notes that he said Hashmen in bikinis and meres in boardies but not sure if he was serious? No crossdressers at hash?). We shall all have to find out so come prepared!

We will have our nectar of life, sweet nuts and softies. The run will start at 5:30pm so try be on time to avoid getting lost in the dark bushes of Vaoala..

Map is posted below for directions

On On
Poumuli, IKA Slit

Tonight's run #1720

Hey Everyone,
Tonight's run will be hosted by Rufi and Blowfish at there new place in Vaivase (where SOTB & Alcatraz previously lived in sin) - Remember that now that stupid daylight savings has finished, we are back to a 5.30pm start. Will try and work out how to do one of those pretty little map things, but if you know where the shop is on the three corners just after the little rise we run up  (on the way to the airport) that is the street. It backs onto the cemetery, and the house is just opposite the little water refill place.
On On
Julia Gillard