Hash Map for Monday, 21 JAN 2008

HEY!!! Get your kiester to Hash. Please inform Sassy pronto of your intent so that a nice plate of catered food will be waiting for you.

Mr. Whippy.

21 January 2008 Run #???

Talofa All
Well, last week's Run at Mr. Whippy was a hot and spicy one!!! I can just see your minds kicking into overdrive :-))) you dirty buggers!!

There was confusion as to what Run Number last week's run was suppose to be, hence the writer can't tell you what the heck next week's run number is.....Delicious should get a few down downs for this. The GM is just as confused as the scribe..... and the two darlings are coming of age and have enough problems remembering their names sometimes...especially after a heavy nite on the nectar!!

Despite the shitty weather, there was a very good turn-up to welcome Mr. Whippy's parents and family and sadly to farewell Snakebite and Venom who have been banished to NZ to attend school as Snake and Fang are keen re-kindle their sex life again....ROFL.

The run was uneventful, besides dodging puddles and almost getting brained by passing vehicles, it was a good workout. Thank goodness Mr. Whippy opted to fore-go the river crossings as it was deemed a bit too bloody dangerous. I daresay, in the case of hashers like Sassygirl who swims like a concrete block, that would be terminal.

For the first time in a very long long time, a mere actually completed the run well ahead of the hashmen.....WELL DONE BB!! BB confirmed that she needed better support as her sports bra wasn't doing what its suppose to do. If you know of any goodies that will solve BB's problem, do share it with us. We meres with a bit more than a mouthful share the same sentiments.

Noted FBI and Lezzy struggling to keep up with the front pack. After their sojourne in NZ for Archery and goodness knows what else these two got up to, they come back worse for wear and a tad over-weight.

Mr. Whippy and Mrs Whippy kept the hoootttt and spicy salsa coming-holy shite was that hot or what!!! Several meres broke out more sweat than the power-walk earlier.Thank goodness for Karaeoke's yummy choc cookies which helped to calm the heat down, some. Lewinsky was overheard saying that this is the most spice he will have or see for a while as he awaits the arrival of the first of what is believed to be a rugby team. POD is now safely in NZ growing fatter by the day!!!

The evening's procedure went along swimmingly well with poor SassygirlBJ having about 8 downdowns!. Impressive considering Lewinsky and Lezzie kept throwing up after one each.

Marion (Canadian-we wont hold that against her) was finally named - after many outrageous suggestions, Mismanagement settled on "Walking Eagle" heh heh heh!! we all know what that means. For those who dont, tough!! Come to hash and ask!!!

Eveready was given a temporary re-naming for his either poor performance or was it lack of performance.....can't remember too well at this stage.... sadly, he is now "Never-ready"
Never mind Never-ready, you should take this as a challenge!!

Snake lost the plot and referred to Mr Whippy by his real name and ended up with a down down instead of finishing whatever forgettable story he was on about.

Mr. Whippy's cousin John Lemaota, got some of the meres heart's skipping a beat until they found out he was already well and truly secured by a Cook Island beauty...ouch!!!

Much laughter was shared as the meres discussed the Circus in town. SassygirlBJ ranted on and on about some of the acts, especially the actors.....they were cute and looked might hot!! This convinced the rest of the meres to make a date with the circus!!! Warning-take plenty of tissues to wipe saliva off chin!!! LOL

NEXT WEEK'S RUN # whatever WILL BE HOSTED BY UNDER-RATED, XRATED AND SOON TO BE NAMED OVER-RATED??? LOL FROM THEIR HOME AT LOTOPA, JUST A FEW METRES PAST THE ENTRANCE TO MR. WHIPPY'S HOME - SO REFER TO THE PREVIOUS MAP. ENTRANCE ON THE LEFT TO THE COMPOUND JUST BEFORE THE RLS PRIMARY SCHOOL.

ONON

Hash Map for Monday, 14 JAN 2008

That’s right. The Whippy family will be hosting Hash this Monday. See all the great details in Sassy’s post below.

Please come out and join us for another great Hash. Rain or shine, it should be a fun Hash for all. There’ll be a tent to keep everyone dry. Just bring a towel and extra T-shirt, and prepare to enjoy a healthy run, followed by ice cold drinks, good company, and yummy BBQ.

Mr. and Mrs. Whippy.

MR WHIPPY & CLAN TO HOST RUN 1396

Talofa all you darling hashers of the AHHH and any visiting hasher from around the globe.

Next Monday, 14th January will see the AHHH convene at Mr. Whippy's Home at Lotopa to meet his parents and extended aiga from the US. This run was a special request from Mom prior to hitting the home shores. Furthermore, Mrs. Whippy will just have to join in then.LOL!!

We're also very sad to say that this will be the last run for Rainbow Warrior (Fabien Chauvet) who will depart for colder climes to continue with his diving training, I think its underwater demolition ???? Well how appropriate is his name...LOL... Ann will stay on for a few more months to finish her contract and join him later on.

I have been threatened by some Retreads to join us on Monday, and lo and behold, with NEW BOOTS as well!!! Unless anyone is into getting the trots and goodness knows what other diseases, one would be well advised to keep those new shoes in the box till fair weather. Just a reminder, Mr. Whippy lives close to a number of rivers and right now theyre flowing at capacity and looking like chocolate. I dare you to break out those shiny new boots!!!!LOL.

Samoa was graced by the passing visit of Pharlap - unfortunately only for a couple of days, which did not co-incide with a hash run. Could this have been done on purpose Pharlap?

SassygirlBJ is disappointed that Pharlap didn't have the decency to stop by and pow wow with Florence and the superwitch.

Welcome back Godfather. Great catching up with you and looking forward to seeing you next Monday with the ukulele. O and just a word of warning, DONT FORGET THE NUTS....there's talk of renaming Godfather....something to do with not having nuts!!!! OUCH.

We will put on a keg, AGAIN, so there had better be enough people to drink this. Flo has confirmed she will be there to deal with the other half of the keg...thank goodness for the meres!!

Stay safe all and try not to fall comatose in a puddle-dont care how strong you are or whether you can swim 5 miles with an esky like Lewinsky and Thorpedo, a few inches of puddle water will do you in.

ONON

14th January Run 1396

Talofa all meres and hashmen!!! Last night saw a minimal turnout at Elava Resort at Vaitele-uta. It was so small we can actually list the faithful who attended: Shafter (GM), SassygirlBJ, Son of the THE Bitch (SOTB), Underrated & Isaac, Snake, Fang, Venom & Snakebite, Kiwi, Delicious and the fitter version of Lewinsky. The host, "Rambo" (Eti Laulala) finally turned up later due to work commitments. The group enjoyed a bbq under the stars surrounded by lush and beautiful gardens-one could be excused for being in an oasis!!! The small gathering looked at each other and stared at the 50 liter keg dreading the down downs that will likely come. Delicious, SOTB and Sassygirl all swore they were detoxing and did not want to drink....well not beer anyway. An honest attempt was made by those present and finally agreed there was no damn way the keg could be finished. It was unanimously agreed that Lewinsky take it to Headquarters for on-selling and raise a credit for AHHH worth of a quarter keg.

Next week's 14th Jan- run will be hosted by Mr. Whippy and his family from their home at Lotopa. Mr. Whippy's mum will arrive tomorrow (Wed) morning and has specifically asked to host next week's run. So Mr. Whippy get that map up for those who dont know where to go.

Furthermore can we have an indication of numbers so we do not have a repeat of last evening-and just stick to a few cases of the nectar.

ONON

First Run for 2008 - 07th January 2008

Happy 2008 Hashers

Please be advised that our Hash Run tonite 7th January will be hosted by Eti and Avarua Laulala at Elava Resort @ Vaitele.

Take the airport road from Apia to airport. Turn in at the Yazaki Road then left at Poumuli Road, you won't miss it.

Bring your own food please


Cheers and see you all

HAPPY NEW YEAR

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU HASHMEN & MERES AROUND THE WORLD!

We trust that you have fully recovered now, especially the hashers in Samoa, being the last ones to celebrate the New Year. (now that may be a surprise to most people-but rest assured we are a day behind and the last time zone to celebrate or opine any world shattering events!!!! thank goodness we're pretty savvy this end of the planet and not too far behind the so-called developed & civilised countries????!!!)

Lets hope this year is a bit kinder to our lungs, livers, knees and artificial limps so we can continue to enjoy our hashes and drink more to support the breweries and all the other poor beverage companies!!!LOL!! who need more billions so their bosses can enjoy first class holidays and goodness what else!

Apia Hash House Harriers are planning a Regional Hash to co-incide with the Jazz Festival in July. (Note to myself: Regional Hash in Apia-early July 2008-make sure i book early and use the Samoa Hotel Association site to make reservations. www.samoa-hotels.ws SassygirlBJ and Flo both work with SHA and may be able to help...LOL) So go ahead and reserve the first two weeks in July to visit beautiful Samoa-check out the sites-enjoy a beerfest-discover the lush and bountiful lands, the only genuine polynesian people and their living culture, the pristine environment, o yeah and to meet some really fantastic and friendly hashers!!! Go on, I dare you to come join us!!!

For upcoming Runs: Need hosts for 7th, 21st and 28th Jan.

14th Jan 2008 will be hosted by Mr. Whippy, Louisa and Mum who has booked well in advance for the hashers to convene at her home. Thanks Mum!!! What a sport!!

So those hashers who feel up to it-let us know if you can host a run or not. You are in no way obliged to put up kaikai etc., If you can provide a venue - that will suffice and we can have a BYO BBQ.

HAPPY NEW YEAR AGAIN AND BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER

ONON

Hash RUN on Christmas EVE 2007 - 24/12/07

Mahalo Hashers

Hash run today if you want to go for a run and party later will be at the On the Rocks
starts at normal time and remember it's full moon as well

BYO Drinks and Food

Merry Christmas ALL
Flo

Hash VENUE TONITE 17th December 2007

Talofa Hashers

Please note that the venue for tonite's run has now changed to On the Rocks

See you all at 5.00 tonite


OnOn
Flo

18th December Run

Talofa All
Godfather and Swinger will be hosting next week's run from Swinger's digs at Siusega, directly opposite the English Cricket Pitch at the Sports Complex.

Mr. Whippy, are u able to draw up one of those fantastic maps for the newbies.
More info forthcoming soon!!!
onon
sassygirlbj

2007 CHRISTMAS HASH RUN

Talofa All

Tomorrow - 10th December will be the 26th Xmas Hash Run in Samoa-yep folks, AHHH is 26.7 years old and still going strong RUN 1393!!!!

Lezzie has once again offered his digs behind Hotel Millenia for our Xmas Hash Do. As promised last time, we will arrange for the meats etc and the Hashers can provide salads, bread, TARO!!! (hint hint, NUDGE NUDGE) chips and goodness knows what other delicious unhealthy goodies to go with the meats. After brainstorming with moir and I, it is now decided that a piggy, and other meats be baked, roasted, or what ever form of cooking they come in, is in order. This saves on having to BBQ especially as the weather is not too darn cooperative at the moment. Furthermore, the BBQ is looking a bit sorry at the moment-so please whoever has this to ensure its cleaned up, legs straightened up and deliver to Lezzie's place in the event some other stupid bastard doesn't read this blog and turns up with frozen meats..... in which case we can make them cook his meat.

So dust those chrismassy outfitsof all the cobwebs and dress as outrageous as you can be!!! come in spirit - NO, not full of the liquid stuff until later---sheesh, some bloody people just never learn.... support Santa from Tokelau and lets infect the other grumpy folks with the festive spirit.

Santa and his elves with the pissy crowd will depart Hotel Millenia at 5..15 pm. Pls be prompt as it will be a while to cover all the pubs....

onon

SassygirlBJ

Hash Map for Monday, 3 DEC 2007

This evening's Hash is at Berties Bed & Breakfast in Vaitele. Please note that this Hash is BYO Food.

This is a "best guess" map based on our last visit here... the details are cloudy due to the heavy volume of beer and fun!

Please join us for a healthy run, Christmas Carol practice with Godfather, and of course, a healthy sampling of the nectar of the gods.

Mr. Whippy.

26th November - Run 1391 I think

Run 1391 - 26 Nov: Snake, Fang, Snakebite & Venom have kindly offered to host next week's run from Vaitele. Check out Charlie Westerlund's Water Factory directly opposite the entrance to Maota o Samoa, up past Yazaki.

Snake and the Snakepit have offered to supply the nectar in the green bottles and some kaikai. Do the right thing and let Snake or Fang know 7770045 if you will be at the run. Otherwise help by bringing something to throw on the bbq.

Run 1392 - 3rd Dec: Mark Birwistle, owner of Berties B&B at Vaitele Fou has offered to host the intrepid lot and to help him celebrate his coming of age. Berties will provide a keg of the golden stuff and all the hashers to bring the meats and salad. Try to coordinate this with Florence Nightingale and SassyBJ so you dont all turn up with empty hands...LOL

Run 1393 - 10th Dec: AHHH XMAS RUN: Venue will behind Hotel Millenia in the wide open park, no nookies in the dark thank you!!! AHHH will provide the meats and all hashers to provide salads and nibbles. Make an offer what you can supply and dont be shy!!!

Everyone is expected as is traditional to come dressed in Christmassy decor.

This year we have a "brown Santa Claus"- scary mother!!!

So dont hold back, get in touch and let us know if you will be here for the Xmas run and for goodness sake learn the words of the carols !!!!

onon

20th November 2007 Run

Last night's run saw a small turnout, thanks to Lezzie for coming to the rescue again with the venue - however, it was a great town trot with "live hares" who alternated during the run. This was followed by a very relaxing and peaceful??? evening enjoying Fang's delicious spaghetti bolognese topped with a "ripe" splash of parmesan cheese...ummm umm gooood!!! and for main course lol, were bbq'd bottom fish. Most of us enjoyed Godfather's chilled nuts :-)) The last two runs have been easy on the nectar and high on healthy food. This has to be good for us!!!

Maybe we should do away with the keg and limit the beers to 2 stubbies each. YEAH YEAH YEAH... I can hear the groaning in the background. Just kidding.

Check next posting for upcoming Runs.

19th November 2007 Run

Talofa All

due to the poor response from all you slack buggers, we were about to cancel the run. However, due to late enquiries we're now going to run the Hash today from Lezzie's home again - this time strictly run only and everyone to buy their own drinks and food if they wish. Hotel Millenia makes beautiful curries and the Caesar Salad is to die for. All very reasonably priced and the servings are large.

We need a host for the following week's run.

3rd December Hash - Mark Birtwistle of Berties B&B at Vaitele has offered to host the hashers and to help celebrate his coming of age.

10th December - AHHH Christmas Hash - Lezzie has offered his field again for the run so pull your fingers out and advise if you will be here or not. Its not fair to expect Mismanagement to organise things if no-ones is going to be there.

AHHH XMAS HASH

The Festive Season is upon us again and many will depart our shores for better shopping overseas and to visit with loved ones on the other continents and islands. At last week's hash it was agreed that the 10th DECEMBER 2007 be our XMAS HASH.

More details will be forthcoming once the Mismanagement team has powowed, blah blah blah etc., KEEP THE DATE FREE!!!

Mismanagement is also open to any corrupt suggestions to make this day an enjoyable one!!!!

LEZZIE IN THE RING

Ok folks, this is not a joke nor a folk song....Lezzie will be in the boxing ring tomorrow, Saturday 17th November 2007 at 1200hrs - Chinese Hall Boxing Ring. SOTB tells me that Lezzie is a Golden Boxing Glove babe. Wow, after all this time most of us didnt know Lezzie had other sporty talents.

GO LEZZIE - GIVE THE OTHER GUY SOMETHING TO REMEMBER AND REGRET!!!! EVEN BETTER IS THE SOUND OF THAT WINNING PRIZE-20K??

19 November Hash HOST???

Talofa all, we're still looking for a venue for this coming Monday Hash. BYO BBQ if people want to eat!!! Pls give an indication if you are attending so we can arrange the drinks accordingly. Last week we had a wonderful little gathering at Lezzie's Home behind the Hotel Millenia. This was one of the best cooked BBQ ever - but then i guess that's because there was a professional chef doing the cooking. No offense SOTB, Kiwi and ACDC, thank goodness there were no "well burnt" offerings ....LOL

Drop us a line if you can host the venue pls

12 November Run

Talofa All

Lezzie has kindly offered to host today's run from his home behind Hotel Millenia. Due to the very poor numbers weve been experiencing lately, we will forgo the keg and go with the green bottles. It would also help Lezzie very much if we had an indication of who will be there so he doesn't cook up a storm. Pls comment or call Lezzie on 757 0477.

We also need a host for the following week. Can be just the venue and BYO kaikai.

Onon

Sassy

Hash Run - 5th November 2007

Hi Hashers

Hash run tonite will be from Lezzie's Samoan Fale behind the Hotel Millenia. Please note that the Melbourne Cup will be hosted at the Tiafau Fale so we will be only a stone throw away.

Normal time

BYO BBQ and SAT15.00 hash cash.

OnOn