Message from Rev. Flaming Sword & Delicious Run

To Karaoke, EveryReady & Delicious,

Lezzy, ACDC, FBI and the Rev. Flaming Sword would like to THANK YOU for
an excellent hash run last night.

We all love the Jungle runs, makes us feel primitive, and yesterday's
run was exceptionally brilliant.

We all love it when you guys host as the chow is more of a banquet and
the cowboy burgers a delightful addition to the menu.

The singing and dancing especially the Sivas made for an outstanding
night.

Fa'afetai tele lava,
The Most Reverend Flaming Sword

Hash Map for Monday, 26 FEB 2007

'Just stopped by Adria's Cakes this morning to get a map for today's scheduled venue at the Levi Residence in Aleisa - see attached map.

Please note, as per Sassy's note below, if the weather gets REALLY nasty, the venue may change... as always, check the blog.

The Brewmaster, Mr. Whippy

Todays Run 1350 and Delicious Cumming of Age

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Calling all cowboys and cowgirls! (or is it cowladies? cow-women? mere-cows? better stick to cowgirls) Hash on monday feb 26 will a rumble-in-the-jungle run at aleisa at Beverly Levi's house across from the old Mormon church weather permitting (it will be at Bev's unless otherwise informed, so check the blog monday afternoon). if the weather is nasty then it will be at Evereadys and Karaokes at lotopa.

Since it is Delicious' birthday and since Big Mac is Delicious' favorite food, the menu will be Texas style Cowboy food with hamburgers highlighting the menu.

Word to the wise, wear appropriate attire for a jungle run.

You know what they say about real cowboys... if you dont then youd better show up monday night and find out!! yu'all show-up now you hear!

Run 1350 - Delicious - Cumming of Age

Next week's Run 1350 will be hosted by the birthday mere - Delicious. Proposed venue is the Levi's Residence at Aleisa. This will be reconfirmed later on in the week. Stay tuned.

Run 1350 - 26th February 2007

Talofa All Meres and Hashmen, young and old and the wannabe, youngish!!!!

Hearty Congratulations to Lezzy who celebrated his birthday yesterday during Run 1349. The run started out with a handful of runners and walkers and not surprising, come the awards and drinking time, the circle had quadrubled.

Kiwi, accompanied by the other three hares, Lewinsky, Flash Gordon and Son of the Bitch set the run around the town and its environs, with a new track discovered in inner Apia.

There were plenty of New Boots at hand, three of which made up the rest of Oink's family visiting from Down Under. Apparently Papa and Mama Oink were former hashers but it has been so damn long since they hung up their sneakers, that they have forgotten their hash-names. Two other new hashers from the land of dykes and windmills...oops sorry, make that dikes and windmills hit the ground running, and will be seen around the bushes with the hashers for the next 3-4 years. They are young Christa and Henk. They were noticed imbibing in quite a bit of the nectar of life....so they must be good hashers. Another new-boot from Tokelau graced the AHHH, after a long spell without any brothers and sisters from Tokelau. Would not be surprised if the presence of this new addition from Tokelau had something to do with the supply of delectable raw clams on the menu as well....uuuummmm goood! Youngish Ben from the land of the long white cloud and sheep was another new boot who was due to bugger off island the following day. Some of the meres took a fancy to the young lad. May he cum again to Samoa. SOON.

Sheepfart, on the other hand is a retread and has had more cumming to Samoa than we care to know about. He had several down-downs much to the delight of the circle. Poor bastard!!! Flo, make sure Sheepfart gets his 50th shirt this century. LOL!!! Soprano, Just Missed and the clan finally made a showing with some pathetic excuse of going off on a second honey-moon and leaving their children home alone. They got nailed for being absent from the hash for so long. The GM spotted young Lincoln, son of Soprano and Just Missed, who insisted on throwing gravel at any one that stepped up to take a down-down. For not house training their son, they got another down down. Poison Ivy was punished for missing in action for so long. She has apparently being learning the Samoan Siva and Pupu had no excuse at all. Pupu was also caught sporting a toga (apparently with nothing underneath) at the Valentine's Celebrations at Paddles, thereby giving hashmen a bad name.

For desecrating the GM's car, the four hares were punished. Apparently the previous week, the same bunch insisted on pissing on the GM's vehicle wheels, this week.... well one can only imagine what happened.

Kiwi was done for acid painting the Deputy Brewmaster's Car (Lezzy) after the previous hash when he threw up all the way from Vaitele to Vaivase-uta.

Flo and FBI were caught sneaking into the circle. The GM was not impressed that he did not get a hug & kiss on Flo's arrival, let alone, telling how boring her day may have been....to which Ray Charles promptly responded.."forget the day, Flo has had a boring year!" which brought the house down... malo Ray Charles.

Poor Lewinsky had several down-downs, despite his lame excuse of being on antibiotics, he lost count.

Tony Blair, aided by Selena, who keep the Tobacco Companies in business and smoke like chimneys. dobbed Delicious, Christa, Kiwi and Ray Charles for smoking in the circle. Amazingly, SassygirlBJ & Flo who had been smoking merrily next to them were not pulled up. phew!!!

SassygirlBlowJob finally announced that the current Mismanagement had agreed unanimously to stand again for another term. On being questioned as to when the vote was taken, the circle was firmly told that the responsibility lay with Mismanagement to coerce any willing bods to undertake the work of ensuring smooth operations.

Your Mismanagement Team:

Grand Master - Shafter aka Chris Hewson
Asst GM - Lewinsky aka Courtney Stevenson
Brewmaster - Mr. Whippy aka Eugene Barker
Assts B.master and Bbq - Lezzy aka Tuala Ah Him
Hash Mugs - Eveready aka Adolf Arp
Hash Cash - Princess of Darkness aka Ariane Butler Vaai
Hash Nuts - Godfather aka Tuatagaloa Joe Annandale
Hare Raiser-cum-Hash Trash & Super Bitch - SassygirlBlowJob aka Nynette Sass
Hash Blog - Florence Nightingale aka Tauasili Anesi, SassgirlBJ & Mr. Whippy
Hash Music - Son of the Bitch aka Antony Sass & Flash Gordon aka Marcus Berking

The circle finally sang Happy Birthday to Lezzy, but just before cutting the cake, FBI broke into song and led the group in a rendition of Lezzy's favourite song: "To all the men i loved before!!!!" to much laughter.

Onon was called followed by a fantastic spread put on by Lezzie and assisted by ACDC, Ray Charles and FBI.

ONON

Run 1349 - 19 February 2007

Dear merry hashers

Next week's run will be from Tiafau Fale, at Sogi, next door to Hotel Millenia. This is a special run hosted by Lezzie, ACDC, FBI and Rev. Flaming Sword. The theme: come dressed as in the 70s and 80s, whatever the heck that means. It could be a bit hard for some of you as you hadn't even been thought of then, but of course you can always google it and check out the fashion of the day.

The reason for the special run?? Well, you will just have to bring your ass down to find out what its all about. Definitely a run not to miss. Faisuas (clams) will also be in the menu.

Bring your dancing shoes and could Eveready, Karaeoke, ACDC and Delicious come prepared to give us a dance demonstration please. We want to see those moves you have been learning.

ONON

A message from Hagar the Horrible

Talofa all

Following is a msg from the Great Dane-Hagar the Horrible, who is freezing his butt in Viking land:

Dear Apia Hash,

Thanks for the great support showed to the last run we hosted in Vailima -
I enjoyed myself, but sometimes wonder if the honourable hashers attending
this freakshow was enjoying themselves as well?!

Anyway, I wish you all good times here from the cold Denmark, where we are
currently parked somewhere around minus 5 - which is a bitch when you've
just come from Samoa through Bondi Beach! Still, it's great catching up with
family and friends again.

I will be following the hash-blog from time to time and should some of you
ever desire to go to the lovely shores of Scandinavia, please feel free to
give me a buzz and I'll sort you out.

WIth those words, thanks for everything, it's been great hanging around the
hash-posse and my down-down techniques have been further developed, which I
perceive as a very good thing!

Take care

WIth best regards

Mads aka Hagar the Horrible

--
Mads Kragholm Nielsen
Danmarksgade 76, St. Th.
9000 Aalborg
Danmark
Tlf: 61675668
Skype: mads.kragholm
www.madskn-samoa.blogspot.com

Run 12th Feb 2007

Talofa all you meres and hares

Next week's run will be from Apia Concrete Products (ACP) at Vaitele. If you haven't figured out where ACP by now, then you will have to call 757 4250 to give you directions....good luck!!

Snake and Family will be putting up the "bangers, bread and tons of onions". Run is SAT15/person. Pls be on time.

If you wish to host a run, contact sassygirlBJ on sassygirl@samoa.ws

ONON

Run1345 - 5th February 2007

Hi All
Today's Run will be from the Samoa Tourism Fale in Apia. BYO BBQ pls and for those meres who have some time on their hands, pls a green salad of sorts.

ON ON

Last Run for the Dane - 29th Jan 2007

Hi All

Haagar has asked to send out an invite to all and sunder in the AHHH to a farewell soiree at his place tomorrow, Saturday 27th Jan. Being a batchelor he has asked that you ensure you feed yourself prior to cumming up to the party. Bring your favourite poison if u do not like beer.

Dress ready for some serious action...leave it up to your imagination....feathers are allowed, but not from the poor pheasants pls. Haagar will be leaving our shores on the 4th of February. This was definitely a short cumming.

Run on 29th will be from Haagar's place, (opposite the SPREP compound) if he hasn't been kicked out of the house by his landlord then. Rev. Flaming Sword and Oink will be helping him with the food. Any volunteers to help set the run pls to give Kiwi a rest. Buzz me on 757 4250.

ONON

Change of Venue for Today's Run

Hi all
Pls be advised that the venue for today's run is now changed from Aleisa to Lotopa at the back of Adria's Cakes.

onon

SassygirlBJ

Run 1345 - Luana, Eveready & Karaeoke

Well folks

sorry for the delay in blogging last Monday's Run from Pornos home at Taumesina. Bit too much work but will try to give a detailed one over the weekend.

Many thanks to Jason Ward, now renamed by AHHH as Pornos, (will think about whether to blog the reason for the name later on??? lol) for hosting the intrepid mob on his last Monday in Samoa. Here is wishing you all the very best in your new job and you sure will be missed by a lot of the hashers who have become part of your family. Good luck and we look forward to seeing you again soon.

Next Monday's Run 1345 on 22nd January 2007 will be hosted by Luana, Eveready & Karaeoke from Bev Levy's home at Aleisa. Take the Aleisa Road and the Levy's home is directly opposite the first Mormon Church you come to. If you end up on the Lefaga cross island road, then you have gone too bloody far. Call sassygirlBJ on 757 4250 for directions. Will try to post a map soon.

Run 1346 on the 29th January will be hosted by the Great Dane "Haagar" assisted by Oink and goodness knows who else from the Viking's home opposite SPREP-Vailima.

On the 2nd of Feb, Friday is a Full Moon Party hosted by Shafter, Flo and Jay at headquarters No. 2. For the uninitiated, that is Tiafau Fale, next to Hotel Millenia. Bring drinks and there might be a sponsored keg.

onon

SassygirlBJ

Alcohol Troubleshooting

Gday All: Was browsing through Cyberspace and found something which personally I think all hashers should consider.... If last night was anything to go by, I'd say we should have this printed up as small business cards for each hash 'person' to carry....just in case - The FLASH

Upcoming Runs: 1344 & 1345

Run 1344 - 15th Jan 2007 - Will be hosted by Jason Ward, who has never been to a hash in the whole time he's been in Samoa. House No. 3 Taumesina Compound.... a stone's throw away from Lewinsky and PODs place. Here is another venue with water so bring change if you intend to swim.

Run 1345 - 22th Jan 2007 - Eveready & Karaeoke have booked this for another run....excellent food...to welcome Luana's beau from Aotearoa. Lets hope he can handle the heat and the madness. Venue will be confirmed in due course.

If you would like to host a run, pls contact Sassygirl at sassygirl@samoa.ws Flo at tauasili@samoa.ws for more information. And remember, you do not get named until you have hosted a run.

onon

Run 1343 - Tony Blair and Selena @ Ululoloa

Talofa all meres and hares

What a hash run and after-party yesterday's run was!!!! No doubt the panadol sales went up trememdously today as the crazy ones nursed their hangovers thanks to "Selena" and her jugs of Chivas Regal....ummm...

The pack set off close to 6pm with several falsies put in for good measure. As Godfather was overheard to say, it pays to procrastinate some times ..... this, while watching the lead pack slide down the mountain side on the other side of the river. The meres at the rear could only stand, stare at the steep climb and say "O my God....bugger this, were going to head back..."

Godfather headed off to pick up the trail, and after a long slog the lead group crossed the damn dam only to discover a cross. Sassygirl who is afraid of heights picked up the trail further down only to find another cross. After a long "on back", the trail took up a hillside or was it a damn mountain side....suitable for goats and other similarly 4 legged animals. This was definitely not made for elderly smoking and drinking hashmen and hash meres. The second group led by Gordon Flash in his Samoan running shoes (flip flops) stuggled valiantly up, cussing and carrying on. Poor Godfather came to Marion and Wildchild Kimmy's rescue and relieved them of their water bottles so they could use both hands to climb and crawl. Sometimes it doesn't pay to carry water either. Poor Flo finally made it to the top, huffing and puffing, took a much needed rest on a log. Whilst Flo was hyperventilating the log decided to depart from the rest of its self and sent Flo down the slope on her backside...thank goodness it wasn't so rocky and there were no stray sticks or stumps in the way, well, except for some hash barbed-wire, which Flash Gordon stood on and the damn barb went straight through his samoan safety boot.

Welcome to the New Hashers as well as the Retreads especially the Retread from 20 years ago from Western Australia and her hubby who are on island visiting family.

Several awards were given later on with poor Lewinsky getting more than his fair share... one for his epic 6 or was it 7 hour swim, training for the marathon swim in the upcoming South Pacific Games... unfortunately, there is no such event! Second, for not listening to perfectly sound advise and going out fishing anyway in bad weather, subsequently losing his boat and having to swim home... and finally for being an idiot and putting his mates lives in jeopardy by taking them fishing with only two life jackets and an esky for floatation...

Flo impressed everyone with her "down down" style....put all the hares to shame as well.

After all the awards Ludo, Carmen and the young Prinz's were named. Ludo who is thinking of pursuing a political career in Europe and for looking uncannily like the British PM was named "Tony Blair". Carmen the fiery dancing Bolivian - South American Beauty - was named "Selena" after the late singer. The two beauties from the Land of Dikes and Windmills were therefore named "Tulip" and "Snow-drop". Impressive how the newly named quartet did not rush off to find water and rinse off. This was later done in the pool which had attracted all the young guns including SassgirlBJ & Karaeoke of course, the youngest of the lot...LOL.

Others made their way of their own accord in to the pool whilst others were carried and thrown in. Poor Princess of Darkness (POD), Wildchild and Flo were all chucked in rather unceremoniously.

Needless to say the groovy and sexy latin music, warm pool, jugs of beer and chivas being served made everyone forget the time. The police also put in an appearance at around midnight for good measure. Finally it was all done and the last lot left after midnight in high spirits as well as full of it.

Happy Birthday to Kiwi who turned 21 again yesterday and looking like 60...LOL... as well as having made his 1000th Run. GM handed over his shirt for this fantastic achievement. Kiwi had also advised that the keg was on him...yippee!

This run has set a very high benchmark of hash runs so maybe we should just have a run from Tony and Selenas every month..LOL

Thanks very much guys for a fantastic evening.

ONON

Today's Run - 8th January 2007

Hi all

Map to Ludo's & Carmen's Home at Ululoloa.
If you get lost call Sassygirl on 779 4250.

onon

8th January 2007 Run

Talofa All
It has been a while since our last official run so we are looking forward to kicking off the year with a great turn-out.
Trust you have all had enough time to recover from the hectic Festive Season.
Tomorrow's Run will be hosted by Ludo and Carmen from their home at Siusega. Drive past the Tulaele Bridge, go past the entrance to Craig's Home, Craig's Compound and turn right and immediately right again. Ludo and Carmen's home is the home with the swimming pool on the corner.

Wil try to post the map shortly

Onon

Hash run on the 08th January 2007

Run on the 08th January 2007 will be hosted by Carmen and Ludo at the Craig's Compound - Ululoloa - Map TBA

OnOn

Christmas Day Run

Sorry for the delay in posting - Christmas Day Run will be set from Shafter and 4WD from Taufua Beach Fales on Monday. Run will be at 1400hrs. BYO food and drinks. Please also note that there will be a New Year's Day Run, if you have a brilliant idea of where we can run from, please comment or email.

Hope to see some hashers on Monday 25th December 2006, pass the message

Merry Christmas & Happy 2007

Cheers ALL

Christmas Hash Run 1341

Talofa All

Our Christmas Hash will commence from the Tiafau Fale, next door to Hotel Millenia at Sogi.
Lets all meet at 5pm so we can be underway shortly thereafter with Santa and his chariot.

BYO meats for the BBQ. Can some of the meres make some salads in lieu of the meats.

Dress up in your best Christmas outfit and cum ready to run and drink. If you have words for the more popular Christmas Carols pls flick them my way asap.

Onon