Run 1699 - Russell & Overstayer @ Vaigaga

Talofa lava Hashmen and Hash Meres - [Run commences @ 1800hrs ma'ai]

Today's run will be at Vaigaga, close to the home of the world class beer VAILIMA PURE! 

Head westward from Apia to Vaigaga and turn right just before the two storey building housing Cecilia Keil's Fashion House. There is also a signage saying Bayview Nursery and continue to the end of the driveway till you spot a lot of cars lol!!!

If you have driven past Vailima Breweries then you have gone too far! Call someone for help like on 7574250!!

Bring some change as the weather looks a bit dodgy today and we do not want any of you catching a cold before the big events!!

Bring your $20 as well! Overstayer and Russell will be laying on the kaikai!

And just to confuse you newbies further...herewith are the directions from Honourable Kevin Rudd:
Directions: heading out of town turn right off vaitele rd in Vaigaga at a small white sign which says 'bayview enterprises' (there is a chinese shop with a carpark leading back from the road on the corner).. about 100m along the rough dirt road is a compound on the right with a big green fence and small guardhouse with a green roof. Russ will have a good idea where to park cars. Russ and Kate's hosting house for bathroom etc is the first unit on the right through the gate, the circle will convene under our double garage right opposite (first unit on the left).

ON ON

Hash Trash 1698

Greetings from Warsaw, which is cold and shitty, but your Scribe will test the Hash here. The Hash was hosted by Lewinsky at On the Rocks, since Witch Doctor had to postpone. It was a live hare run, with Tallyho leading the pack on over to Vaimea, through to Crabbers and through the mangroves, on back from Mulinuu, in an eventful run that your Scribe had to miss due to going to the airport. The GM was absent so POD stepped in. 

There was a newbie, Cathrine, who had been brought by Godfather. The rethreads were many, Skunk, Sassygirl BJ, Lowrider, Ozzy Osbourne and Da Head. Twin Peaks was appointed Shoe Inspector, at which he failed badly so he took the award himself.

Celebrity Awards went to Crime ( a crime had been committed) and Poumuli (news story about pole being removed from Poumuli Street).

This Day in History Awards went to Rufie (1847 – Sir James Young Simpson, a British physician, discovers the anaesthetic properties of chloroform), Granny Smith for Sexpot who is closest living to Zsa Zsa (1956 – Soviet troops enter Hungary to end the Hungarian revolution against the Soviet Union, that started on October 23. Thousands are killed, more are wounded, and nearly a quarter million leave the country) and Tallyho (Guy Fawkes Night).

The GM in her mild manner turned on Rufie, whilst Lewinsky provided the photo evidence of a baby bath being used as a beer cooler while Blowfish was away. Attempts at blaming Blowfish for putting there failed in avoiding a Parent of the Week Award.

Transporter was awarded for not living up to Hashname for leaving Lowrider stranded on the sea wall. In a bizarre story, Goldfinger had broken a hand while delivering a baby, and was joined by One Infection for reasons known only to the GM.

Opening up for nominations, Poumuli quickly nominated Lewinsky for not being in this day in history (he isn’t most weeks, but nevermind). Sassy nominated Witch Doctor for not informing Hashers individually of the change of venue, but was voted to join her when the rationale was explained. Granny Smith then nominated Da Head for something the rest of us couldn’t hear.

Lewinsky, in a déjà vu story, wanted to nominate Rufie for the worst gaff ever, as he had basically gaffed the caught fish off the lure. Methinks we have heard something like this before. Anyway, the vote went for both of them to take this award.

Da Head had received a call on the weekend from a fellow hasher begging him to pick up his wife for him at the airport. When Da Head demurred, he was informed, “and she is horny”. Wife Selling Award to Rufie. Transporter then had a brain fart and wanted to tell a story about Lewinsky and Elle McJr, but thought the better of it and remained silent. The Mutually Assured Destruction Award went to Transporter.

Sassy launched into a lecture about the cyclone season and the fact that On the Rocks was not secure, but Da Head took this one. Latecummer Seismic was greeted into the circle, upon which Poumuli opined that he was wearing the shirt of Sam, so he joined him in the award for Ethnic Profiling.

One Infection told a tale of a wild drunken party at On The Rocks, followed by more drinking at an office after party, at which Da Head had confessed his crush on One’s sister. This was then followed up by Da Head with said sister, with the expectant party watching the proceedings on the security camera, in which Da Head proclaims that they should just be friends. BFF Award.

Sassy gave a Solidarity Award to Titty Galore, Ozzy, Catherine, Skunk and Crime for not getting an award. Seismic got the Triathlon Achievement Award, while Tallyho brought forth the Hash Shrine. This time he added something from the Tafatafa run, and toodled off.

Check the blog for next week’s run.

On On

Poumuli, IKA Slit

CHANGE OF VENUE - to OTR

Hey everyone, Witchdoctor has got some amazing news and Imelda is coming home this afternoon!!!
Subsequently given their need to get home and sorted, we will now change the venue to OTR.  It will have to be a BYO run and I hope that we can get a volunteer live hare!!  On On JG

Hash Run 1698

The Hash will be hosted by Witch Doctor at the Talofa Inn in Apia. It is located just opposite Lucky's Foodtown, and the entrance is just before Ace Hardware when travelling from the Clock Tower past McDonalds.
The run will start at 6 PM, bring your 20 tala Hash Cash, and the host will put on the spread.

On On
Poumuli, IKA Slit

Hash Trash 1697

The Hash was hosted by Poumuli, Wahoo, Amalia and Witch Doctor at the new residence off Bank Street. After a lot of useless round about driving the Hash finally found their way to the place. Some people cant read! Poumuli had had a mishap in setting the trail, nearly de-butting himself, so the best laid plan remained unlaid. Instead the pack was sent off on the familiar route down Bank Street, cow pastures, over the ford, past SPREP and up the Cross Island Road. The sweaty pack was welcomed by Godfather's sweet nuts which for some reason have become rather small.

Julia Gillard was present as GM and called the circle to order. There were no newbies so we went straight to rethreads - these were Houdini, Overstayer, Twin Peaks, Zsa Zsa and Hunter. Godfather was asked to do the shoe inspection and was mesmerized by Lewinsky's glimmering shoes. For the first time in living memory Lewinsky skulled quite quick, so we should change his vessel of choice in the future.
Launching into his awards, the GM asked One Infection to elaborate (which indeed he did) on aspects of the Hash Wedding. To cut a long story short (which he didnt) Ali bin Shaggin asked for advice on how to explain his hashname (unofficial) to his wife by two of the drunkest, loutish, incoherent Hashers available, yet the honeymoon was a success. So for Dear Judy Advice Award Godfather, One Infection got a down down. Transporter quickly nominated Ali for making his wife drink the award. Ali by the way was the team doctor for the visiting Norway cricket team, made up entirely of Pakistanis.

The GM then turned on Rufie, as is his wont, and asked about the whereabouts of Blowfish and the rather odious odour emanating from his vehicle. A Dr Crippen Award to the Remain Silent Rufie.

We all know that the GM has a day job, selling crap vehicles to unsuspecting passer-bys, and he had received a call from one such frantic hasher, asking why his car was making a weird sound and what was the red light about. Take The F'ing Handbrake Off Award to Sexpot.

Latecummers Cougar, Crash and Dumas were welcomed. Another tawdry tale was then recounted whereby the GM had been celebrating Mrs GM's birthday and a lot of visiting ladies of a mature age - cougars - had been entertained by the prancing dance moves of Prince, even in front of his own brother in laws. Overstayer tried to add to the award but stuffed it up.

Further decline of the Hash circle was then confirmed when Desperate Housewife was asked to yodel, and she did. Also at this party Lewinsky had been too drunk to drive, so he took one for making POD drive.

Celebrity Awards went to the GM, DH, Sexpot, Tallyho and Poumuli. The ex-GM had sent over some quaint Australian car stickers. Suffice it to say, Drinking Legend went to Rufie, Blowjob to Sassy, Amateur Gynecologist to One Infection and Penis Control to Lewinsky, albeit that POD should really have that one.

Poumuli nominated the GM for the Asinine Advertising Award, then Ali gave a lengthy speech basically saying he is inviting all the Hashers to his next wedding in Paris.One Infection tried to use his new OB/GYN sign to check if there was a baby yet, so eventually we had a group dd of Ali, Godfather, Dumas and Petesa.

Cougar got Lewinsky for stopping by and after smelling food cooking staying on to feed, One Infection and Lewinsky for the menu at On the Rocks.

Sexpot is leaving us, so we were about to salute him when Dumas added a super-dad to it in a hilarious repartee that cannot be put into words.

This Day In History Awards went to One Infection (1689 – General Piccolomini of Austria burned down Skopje to prevent the spread of cholera. He died of cholera himself soon after, one helluva infection), Gayboy's closest living relative Transporter 91851 – William Lassell, discovers the moons orbiting Uranus), Tallyho (1857 – Sheffield F.C., the world's oldest association football club still in operation, is founded in Sheffield, England. World’s oldest fan – Tallyho as world's oldest fan), Witch Doctor (1905 – Norway becomes independent from Sweden), Granny Smith (1984 – "Baby Fae" receives a heart transplant from a baboon) and Lewinsky (Hillary Clinton birthday).

On On

Poumuli, IKA Slit

Hash Run 1697

The run on 28 October will be hosted by Poumuli, Wahoo and Amalia at their new lodgings off Bank Street in Vaoala.
Take the Cross-Island Road past Mynah's up to the Bank Street turn off on the right, go along Bank Street to the first turn on the left, then go all the way to the top of that road.
Parking will be tight but try your best along the side.
The hosts will provide the spread, so just bring your Hash Cash of 20 tala for the keg and softies.
The run will start at 6 PM because of the stupid daylight savings.
Someone needs to invite the Hash Monk!

On On
Poumuli, IKA Slit

Hash Trash 1696

The Hash was hosted by Ali bin Shaggin, Jacob and Alyssa at YNot. The run was set by Crime, and the trail led us out to Aggies, past APC and turned the corner at the Old Court House. Sexpot meanwhile had run quite far down towards On the Rocks, perhaps for a Beer Stop, having been told of this quaint practice by your Scribe. The trail went all the way up to the turn for NUS, then up the hill past the cemetery, down to the UN building and on home by way of Vaiala Beach. All in all a long hard road slog, but the weather was clement so not too bad. The sweet nuts of Godfather never tasted better.

Our new GM, Julia Gillard, took the helm for the first time. He first of all acknowledged the visiting families, as we were going to have a Hash Wedding later. There were no one new to Hash, but the rethreads were Poumuli (on holiday), Dumas (working), Granny Smith (lazy) and Naval Base (busy cooking). After the down-down, Transporter dropped Poumuli’s glass, and his award was doubled for negligence for not bringing the Hash Mugs.

The GM changed the pace a bit and launched straight into his awards, claiming that due to Lewinsky attempting to join the Mile High Club the plane had to be diverted back to Australia. This was especially conveyed from SOTB. He also called up One Infection for his new YouTube video. One Infection started to explain, but quickly shut up, and accepted the Carlos Danger Award.

Sexpot and Desperate Housewife were called on for attending various venues of consumption and for having their kids’ last Hash at a pub. Clearly a Hashmanlike Behaviour Award. He then spotted Elle McJr, One Infection and IRA leaning. This was quickly followed by a Shenanigans Award for Transporter and One Infection for some dodgy sub-contracting work for Vailima at the last Hash.

Celebrity Awards went to Poumuli (in paper in climate change photo), Titty Galore (at opera) and Snake (closest living relative to Slippery’s wife in paper with the Aussies). This Day in History Awards went to Tallyho (1814 – London Beer Flood occurs in London, killing nine. At the Meux and Company Brewery on Tottenham Court Road, a huge vat containing over 135,000 imperial gallons (610,000 L) of beer ruptured, causing other vats in the same building to succumb in a domino effect. As a result, more than 323,000 imperial gallons (1,470,000 L) of beer burst out and gushed into the streets. The wave of beer destroyed two homes and crumbled the wall of the Tavistock Arms Pub, trapping teenage employee Eleanor Cooper under the rubble), Swinger (International Day for the Eradication of Poverty), Lewinsky (International Stuttering Awareness Day) and Sexpot (closest living relative to Zsa Zsa for National Day of Hungary).

Opening up for nominations, Lewinsky nominated Rufie for finally catching a fish, as Tallyho pointed out, mainly because Lewinsky wasn’t with him. Rufie went back in the circle when Desperate Housewife pointed to the cooler he was wearing on his leg. Elle McJr nominated Iron Lady for a story involving Horny Ho. Before we got to the grim details Iron Lady stepped in to silence what appeared to be a dramatically funny story.

Snake nominated Einstein for not joining the rethreads, and he was joined by latecummer Goldfinger. Tallyho nominated the GM for the First Time in History Award, for his extraordinary feat as the first GM of Apia Hash to complete the trail at a run, joined by Transporter for keeping him company. Snake corrected this next by pointing out that when POD was GM she always completed the runs, and usually at the front.

Godfather noted that this was a special evening and that he had removed his dirty shoes in respect, yet the Shoe Inspector had failed to spot them. The GM had also neglected to even include this item, thus Snake and the GM took the new shoes award from Godfather’s by now smelly shoes.

Lewinsky nominated Rufie for making the Samoan PM wait, while Elle McJr nominated Lewinsky and POD as the best dressed ever at Hash. Sexpot had been in the long queue at Opera Night, but noticed that Godfather abandoned Titty Galore!

We then saluted the hosts and the hare, before Godfather commenced the ceremony. This is a first in Hash History – a Hash Wedding. Your Scribe was not able to record the proceedings, but it certainly was one for the memories of those of us present.

On On

Poumuli, IKA Slit

Hash Run 1696 - Ali bin Shaggin, Jacob & Alyssa @ Ynot Bar

Good Morning All,

Next weeks run will be hosted by Jacob and Alyssa from Ynot Bar at Matautu (next to Paddles Restaurant)
Jacob and Alyssa have offered to put on the spread for the run  so all you will need is your hash cash, running gear and the urge to drink on a Monday :)

This run will also be Sexpot's last run I believe but this will need to be confirmed.

We will have our keg, softies and sweet nuts on Monday so have a great one! Your new GM Julia Gillard has taken over the reigns so this should make for an interesting first run as GM for him of AHHH

On On!

White Sunday Hash Run - Maota o Ma'a Beach Fales with Godfather (Tafatafa)

Talofa All,

Our White Sunday hash run is being hosted by Godfather and TittyG at Maota o Ma'a Beach Fales in Tafatafa. These are the same beach fales where we had our previous White Sunday Tafatafa run.

Godfather has offered to put on a lovely spread for us on Monday but if you could all bring a little something to throw on the BBQ or to contribute to the spread, that would be lovely... Some hashers will be heading down to the beach on Sunday to stay the night and then make their way over for hash so if you feel the urge, then head over to the south coast for a relaxing weekend.

The run will start at 12:00pm. This will give more time to relax after the run.

We will have our usual keg, softies and sweet nuts.

Looking forward to seeing you there!
On On

Hash Run 1694 - 3 Stooges at Vaitele (El Mc Jr, Da Head & Anthony) - Seyleck Motors Workshop

Good Afternoon All,

Sorry for the late posting. Tonight's run is being hosted by the 3 stooges; El Mc Jr, Da Head and Anthony at the Seyleck Motors Workshop in Vaitele. You should all know this location as we have set numerous runs from Transporters workshop.

The run will start at 6pm. This should give you ample time to make your way down to Vaitlele. Please bring a change of clothes with you.

The Hosts have kindly offered to put on a spread tonight for the run so you will just need to bring your hash cash. A friendly reminder, as of Today, the hash cash has gone up from $15 to $20. This is to help us offset the increase in the cost of the kegs.

See you all then!

On On

Hash Run 1693 - BYO Food Run @ Julia Gillard and Naomi's - Apaula Heights

Morning All,

Tonights run will be up at Julia Gillard and Naomi's place in Apaula Heights. The run will be a BYO BBQ Food run so please bring something to throw on to the BBQ. The hosts are providing the venue as we dont have one arranged for tonight.

We will have our nectar of life, softies and sweet nuts (hopefully if Godfather is back).

As DST has started again, the run will start at 6pm, which should give you enough time to get ready. Please bring a change of clothes in case the heavens open up on us.

See you all there!

On On

Hash Cash & 1700th Run & Xmas Run Celebration

Talofa lava Hashers

Your mismanagement would like to bring a couple of items to your attention.

1.       We have been taking a bit of a hit on our bank account thanks to the increase in the cost of a 50 liter keg plus the CO_2.  In the past the kegs used to be around 160 tala and then progressed to $200+ and now it is over $300/keg plus another $20/CO₂

In all this time, we had continued to charge $15/person. We regret to advise that as from the first week of October 2013, we will be charging $20/person. If you went to the pub, that would normally get you 4 beers where-as at hash, you get far more for that 20 tala. Keeping in mind that $5 of the 20 collected is put aside for the purpose of getting shirts done. We trust that you will agree that the increase is justifiable and well over-due.

2.       Our recent run of 1690 means we are 9 more runs to our big 1700 Run. As usual this is a big event for Apia Hash. 18^th November will be the 1700^th day of AHHH. However a couple of weeks away is our XMAS Run so to save us time and money, your Mismanagement is suggesting we push back the 1700^th celebrations to co-incide with the Xmas Run. Swinger has advised us that this also co-incides with the 75^th year of Hash being run globally. This means we could do a Trifecta in one go.

We welcome your thoughts on the Xmas Run/1700^th Run/75^th Anniversary of Global Hash. All ideas will be given due consideration within reason and budgetary constraints by your Mismanagement who will then revert back shortly thereafter. Please submit ideas etc., no later than Mid October, by emailing apiahashhouse@gmail.com or nynette.sass@gmail.com

Samoa Mediation Survey - 1 minute of your time!

Talofa lava Hashers

Your help is much appreciated in taking the below survey to gauge awareness of Mediation in Samoa. This is a 5 question survey which will only take you 1-2 minutes. So be a sport and take it thereby helping us to work on ways to effectively communicate the Mediation process and its benefits to all.

https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/SamoaMediationAwareness 

Faafetai tele

Sassy

Hash Run 1692 - Alcatraz, Sina and GM @ Ululoloa

Good Afternoon All,

Next week's run is being hosted by Alcatraz, Sina and the GM up at Sina's place in Ululoloa. The hosts will be putting on the spread for the hash run so all you will need is your hash cash and a change of clothes :)

The house is located in Ululoloa. Go up Papaseea Rd and when you go past the bridge, it will be the first main road on the left hand side just past the Craigs compound. You will need to go up past Samoa Tradition Resort and turn right at the intersection. Look out for the 2 yellow houses in the compound. There is also a "Hideaway Retreat" sign at the entrance to the property.

We will have our sweet nuts, nectar of life and our softies. Please make sure you bring a change of clothes, the weather is all over the place at the moment so there is a chance you may get wet.

We also have the Monk who will be visiting our shores on Monday to do some namings!

See you all there for a 5:30pm start

On On.....Map below for Directions. Call the GM if you get lost on 7600800

Hash Run 1691 - Julia Gillard and Naomi @ Apaula Heights.

Good Morning All,

Tonight's run will be hosted by Julia Gillard and Naomi at their home in Apaula Heights. The hosts have put on a spread for tonight's run so you will just need your hash cash, running gear and a change of clothes.

The house is located on the Apaula heights Road. Go pas the old Apaula heights Restaurant, and when you reach the fork in the road, head right. Look out for the maroon colored 2 storey house on the right hand side of the road. (Map below if you arent too sure where to go)

We will have our usual softies and nectar of life tonight.

See you all there!
On On

Hash Trash 1690

The Hash was hosted by Horny Ho and Odette at the Samoa Marina Hotel by the wharf. No trail had been set by the time we were ready to run, so Rufie (and Swinger where local knowledge was sorely needed) set off as Live Hare. We swept around past Palolo Deep, and on to the Apia Park road for a Hash Pause, before setting off past the UN offices. The Hare took us in towards then past Apia Park and into the village beyond. After some hesitation, the Hare arrived back at the main road, whence Swinger took the pack on a scenic route by the river and back through town then on home. There were just about enough sweet nuts to go around.

SOTB is off on his own personal Alcatraz in Savaii, so Princess of Darkness stepped in as GM. Calling the circle to order, our long past GM invited the newbies to step forward. There was Renee (working at MCIL), who when asked said she had been brought by Ali, Tom (from Apia) and they were joined in the down down by Blowfish and Lewinsky who had mislaid his hearing aid. The rethreads were Julia Gillard and Julia Gillards Wife, Horny Ho, Jess, and Matt and Jenny (German couple on holiday). The rethreads were joined by latecummer Xavier.

Swinger was appointed Shoe Inspector, and zoomed in on Jess. The shoe-drink was repeated as it was discovered that Blowfish had cleaned the shoes to drop her in it, so she drank from the other shoe. More latecummers arrived, so Nicola and 9’er joined the awards, while Nicola did a double for non-removal of a hat accoutrement. 

Celebrity Awards went to reps from Nafanua for being in the paper (Xavier, Odette, 9’er, HH and Nicola) and a double for Blowfish (paper and TV).

This Day in History Awards went to Matt and Jenny (1939 Canada declares war on Germany, bet that scared them, and when one German drinks, all Germans drink), Seismic, taken by closest living relative Poumuli (1999 – A 5.9 magnitude earthquake rocks Athens, rupturing a previously unknown fault, killing 143, injuring more than 500, and leaving 50,000 people homeless), Eveready (Grandparents Day), and Godfather (World Suicide Prevention Day, as a key supporter of FLO).

Getting to the GM’s awards she started on about Hashers with very suspect injuries, namely what looked like carpet burn on Jess and the mysteriously cut lip on Eveready. As this is family publication, we will not go into the f’ing details. Further, the GM had received reports that two anti-social Hashers had gone fishing Saturday, but had parked their boat in the water by the Teuila concert and enjoyed the concert for free – Rufie and Lewinsky.

Finally, a Living Up to Hash Name Award was given to Crime, who somehow had gotten himself a Perimeter Relay shirt without participating or assisting any teams. Opening up for nominations, Sassygirl BJ was quick off the mark and described in gory details how a Hasher had been misbehaving, to the point of tattooing his sister-in-law with a marker pen up to her thigh while she was asleep. A Marks of Polynesia Award to Rufie.

Sassy also nominated Snake for coming to the rescue of the sound system for the Teuila concert, and by acclaim this Superhero Award was doubled. Quickly thereafter Nicola and 9’er were dobbed in for constant chit chattery.  Snake had observed that at the end of the run, one Hasher had sauntered in muttering that he had woken up in time for Hash. Bedhead Award to Lewinsky.

Horny Ho had volunteered to host at the last minute, only to receive the Hash BBQ in a state of disgusting grease and gristle, with no gas. Crash Bandicoot’s closest living relative Lewinsky stepped in, had to be helped by POD, and quickly left the circle to expectorate in a heaving fashion.

We often have quick reversals of fortune in the circle, and Swinger delivered a doozy, in accusing Pamela Anderson of forcing his partner to stay home and type up his job applications while he went to Hash, and in turn getting a false accusation for this obvious Hashman-like behaviour.

Sassy had been incensed by the new rules from MCIL sent via Chamber of Commerce, that in a state of emergency workers could stay at home and treat it as a public holiday, which meant that those who show up get time and a half. This confused the shit out of the circle, because if you stay at home you just get regular pay??? Anyway, MCIL rep Renee took the Social Security Net Award. 

There were two lovely new Ford Rangers in the yard, and Pamela Anderson noticed that one of them had been a bit banged up (Poumuli and Wahoo held their breaths on this one), but when he said it was for a Bad Driving Instructor Award it was clear – Julia Gillard. Rufie then wanted a Losers Award for the Ozzies for their South Africa game which went to POD.

Pamela Anderson had been thinking on this one all night methinks, as he spoke about the Australian election, and the need for someone with a politicians name to get an award…

The good news that Imelda da Welda is doing better was brought to us by Sassy, who opined that this must be the results of Witch Doctor’s intervention, spells or incantations. So a Witch Doctor Award went to Witch Doctor, I suppose…

Godfather then had a confession to make, and regaled the circle with how pleased he had been Saturday with the concert, and how a lady in red had appeared before him, replete with a sizeable balcone and most well-endowed, and had asked if she could complain to him. Shook rigid, GF could but mutter, so she told him she had paid the tickets but had been late, and had been turned away by a palagi woman. She  then told him her life story of being lured onto a boat by a yachtie and abandoned in Kiribati, where she had lived naked. We can all imagine GF’s imagination going into cyberspeed. Upon asking him do you know who I am, no, she said Sally. Apparently she had worked for Do Me Twice, and closest living relative Xavier was tasked with the Godfather Fantasy Island Award, doubled for leaning.

Eveready had been bursting to interrupt and was given the floor, whence he too confessed to such a dream. He had looked up and there was a woman in red, but with no panties on. When the apparition asked if he knew who she was, no, and the reply was Cindy of Samoa, Eveready freaked and leapt out of the dream as well as the bed – apparently receiving his cut lip in the process, or alternatively, through the medium of a clenched fist after telling Karaoke he was dreaming of Cindy. Matt was chosen as being as tall as Cindy to take the award, and he was joined by the horny Godfather.

Having hurled his late breakfast, Lewinsky was lucid enough to recall the Sunday party for kids at Rufie’s place, where he had set clever traps to maim the little ones. There were fish hooks, lines everywhere ready to entangle and cause cries. Quickly Pamela Anderson came to his defence, having seen him try to fish the previous weekend, and in his opinion was such a shit caster there was no wonder there were hooks everywhere. The defence rested on getting his client doubled.

We then had a birthday toast for HH and Sosene, we saluted the chefs, and then the Hosts and the Hares.

Sassy announced that the price of a keg was rising so from October we would move to a $20 fee. She explained we had been on $15 in living memory so we needed to live within our means. Plans will also be made for the 1700^th run, which will coincide with the 75^th Anniversary of Hash worldwide.

Next week’s run will be hosted by Julia Gillard in Apoula Heights. Watch the blog for details.

On On

Poumuli, IKA Slit

Eun 1690 - HH & Odette at Samoa Marina

Run 1690 - Today

Talofa All Hashers

Just to remind you all...today, Monday 9th Sept run is hosted by HH and Odette from the Samoa Marina Hotel, at Matautu, just across the road from the Marina @ the Harbour. Park at the back of the hotel adjacent the swimming pool.

Bring swimmers and change and that means towels as well.

See you all then with your 15 talas.

ON ON

Hash Run 1689 - Devine - Lotopa

Good Morning All,

Tonight's hash run is being hosted by Devina, Crash and Cougar at their house in Lotopa (Next to Adria's Cakes). The hosts will be putting on a spread for us tonight so you will need to bring just your hash cash and bits and bobs.

TONIGHT'S RUN WILL BE A PINK RUN so please wear something pink!

The house is in Lotopa, on the same road to Eveready and Karaoke's place. Look out for the "Quality Furnishings" signs on the road. It is the first house on the right when you turn down the driveway.

The run is being set by Flash Gordon so be prepared to stretch your legs out a bit. Run starts at 5:30pm. We will have our sweet nuts, nectar of life and softies.

On On!