Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Hash Run - Mon 15 Sep 08
AC/DC, Antonie, Ray Charles, FBI, and Lezzy bring their own special brand of Hash madness to this Monday's run in Vaivase-uta. Be sure to join us for a great run starting at 5:30PM sharp. We don't want you guys getting lost in the jungle at dark.
On On!
PS: AC/DC loves river crossings and jungle crawls. Select your footwear accordingly (flip flops don't work). You have been warned. :)
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Last Night's Hash Photos Up!
Hi everyone, just posted some of the photos from last night's fantastic Hash in Lotopa. You can check these out and more in the Hash Photo Albums.On On! Mr. Whippy.
Thursday, September 04, 2008
Hash Run - Mon 8 Sep 08
Delicious, Desirable, Kuini, & Sally are hosting Hash this Monday at the GM's home behind Adria's Cakes in Lotopa. Shafter will be filling-in for the GM, and Mr. Whippy for the Brewmaster... as those two (Eveready and Karaoke) will be away in Hawaii!This is a great location. It's close-to-town and always makes for a great run.
On On!
Mr. Whippy.
PS: I've heard rumors that the Hash Monk will make an appearance soon. Could this be the run???
Friday, August 29, 2008
Walking Eagle Hash Run - Mon 1 Sep 08
This Monday's Hash will be hosted by Walking Eagle and be held at Fang's Mum's in Vaoala. As you drive up the hill, it's the first house after the Shrine of Three Hearts (see map).Being the first Monday of the month, this is a BYO Food Hash Run - so be sure to bring your own food for the BBQ. And yes, as always, the standard Hash fee ($15) will be collected.
On On, Mr. Whippy.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Hoppy's Going Down Under!!! - Mon 25 Aug 08
Talking about going out with a BANG…..last night’s run saw a fantastic turnout of regular hashers, which were slightly outnumbered by the medical students from Old Mother England and her environs and to top it off, a special brew… Vailima Export Lager, renowned for its smooth taste, high alcohol content and ability to make people speak in many tongues in a very short amount of time…. Let alone speak to the ground in languages no one else can comprehend! LOLLast night’s run was co-hosted by Underrated, Xrated and the departing HOPPY who shouted the potent keg.
The trot set off from Lotopa, with Poumuli, as always, leading the pack astray until SassygirlBJ found the trail heading towards the new Lotopa Ford (it wasn’t a RHD Ford). Trail ran along the river banks, nicely dotted with used diapers and rusty cans of all shapes and sizes. Poor Delicious almost lost her virginity along the same trail when a tree branch refused to let her go. Snake came to her rescue… and all this before the nectar of the Gods….lol.
Trail meandered along the dry river bed and ended up someone’s taro patch and onto the tar-sealed road at Vailoa. From there the pack headed towards the golf-course and goodness knows where-else as the walkers, including the scribe went awol as usual and took the short-cuts home. Kiwi, the hare was noticeably unimpressed when he reached base and found half the hashers already relaxing in armchairs smoking and sucking on nuts….not as sweet as Godfather’s Nuts tho!
GM called the noisy bunch for the ONONs.
Welcome to the many new boots – Medical Students. Some very fit and good looking runners in this bunch..lol.. there was even a sensitive one who liked to go for long romantic walks on the beach and watch the sunset…. Delicious offered to take this new hasher for a walk any time. Go Delicious!!!There were only a handful of retreads to penalize and they promptly fronted up, most likely fearing a double down down of the super charged nectar.
Samoa may not have won any gold medals at the Olympics, but according to the GM, Samoa definitely got Gold Medals during the HMAS Manoora’s recent visit to Apia… the die hard, party hard girls, led by Delicious and Kuini ensured the ships company was well entertained whilst in town. Malo Party Girls. It was also whispered to the Scribe that a search party was sent out one of the nights to look for Delicious who went awol for a while…..she was just checking out the moon beams on the stilled waters of Apia…lol.
A visiting blondish Cinderella with defined biceps and the mouthy one from Wales were pulled up for wearing new boots and made to drink out of their supposedly new shoes. Thank goodness they were bloody good sports as the Scribe’s bionic eyes did not agree with the sniffer (ACDC)’s assessment, but what the heck… good for a laugh!!! Shafter encouraged them to drink more Vailima for medicinal purposes should any untoward signs appear from this exercise.
Snake was dobbed in for accusing one of the hash-men for not damn well answering his phone, when it was discovered that he had been ringing Fang (his missus) all the time. One would say this is signs of old age.
The following received their shirts – Hoppy, his
Lauren, with the Technicolor shorts was penalized for washing her face and hands with the beer….serious misdemeanor here. GM and Karaeoke were dobbed in by Tony Blair for both forgetting their own wedding anniversary despite having invited TB and Selena two weeks before. Karaeoke and Delicious (whipping girl for GM) took the penalty. At this stage of the proceedings, Delicious was starting to speak several languages all at the same time…what a talented mere!!
SassygirlBJ dobbed in Under-rated for burning her after helping to cook the BBQ for him. Hobby, being the good sport that he is helped his co-host by keeping him company with an additional down down. In the meantime, Kiwi tried to incriminate Shafter, who had rcvd his third down-down and was having problems standing upright, by slipping him a sausage to eat in the circle. Shafter turned the table on Kiwi instead, after protesting that Karaeoke was trying to eat his sausage!!!
The GM called all to sing the hash national anthem in honor of our departing mate Hoppy plus threatened to give him a double down down if he did not promise to come back to Samoa.
The motley lot was later on treated to an excellent spread of chicken and fish curry with the accompaniments plus a full on BBQ. Ummm ummm very very nice spread Xrated.
If you can remember any other dirt that you want included in the hash trash, drop me a note or just leave a comment on the blog, or better still, you can write the next hash trash.. ONON!!!
SassygirlBJ
Plus $5 Fee is Back
Once again, new Hashers and Guests will pay the standard Hash fee plus $5 for their first three runs. The plus fee helps cover the food and drink purchases incurred by Hash to assist the Host when we have large numbers.The Grandmaster, Eveready.
Monday, August 25, 2008
HMAS Manoora Visit with AHHH - Tue 19 Aug 08
There was quite some excitement as the local chapter of hashers assembled at the Maliu Mai Restaurant and Bar at Fugalei, in anticipation of some fresh blood straight off the HMAS Manoora. Finally, Jock pulled up with a ute-full of fresh blood alright, just the right sex for the meres to ogle. Some of the old hashmen whined about the lack of the female sailors in the group. Of course they brightened up when some medical students made their appearance. Pathetic could be the appropriate term here…LOL!!!The enthusiastic trot took the runners through the swampy reclaimed area of Taufusi. Scribe, believes this is one of Snake's old stomping grounds! The group ended at the lights at AST and proceeded up the Moamoa road until the climb up to the Prayer House on Mt. Vaea. The walkers took the gentle climb whilst the fit lot were chased by the visiting sailors up the mountain. Finally as dusk fell the group started arriving back at base thirsty, sweaty and a bit smelly for their efforts.
The visitors were well taken care of, fed and consumed plenty of Vailima, drunk from the shells of Godfather's sweetest nuts in the whole of Samoa, an experience noted by the visitors as a memorable experience. Many of the sailors raved on about the friendliness of Samoa etc., and are now keen to come back again, very soon. They got many tips from the locals on etiquette, picking up sheilas from the bars… no make that, "what to look for" and "how not to get your constitution re-arranged by an irate samoan boyfriend" and how to spot the real girls from the wannabes….lol
The GM extended a warm armed force welcome to the group…was expecting all the guys to jump to attention there, but not so. Whilst the GM tried to get proceedings under way, so many of the older hash men were restless, rowdy and couldn't quite get their enthusiasm toned down as they all strutted like peacocks trying to help the GM…..phew!!!
The new boots saw some 14 or so sailors and others introduce themselves. Snake proceeded to shake hands with the former group and then stepped back in to the circle leaving the new meres wondering what was wrong with them….thanks to Lezzie who jumped in and gave each new mere a peck on the cheek with promises for more if….lol
Delicious was well dressed in Puletasi and brand spanking new boots. Delicious and a couple of the Manoora boys were made to drink out of their new boots. There were quite a few retreads, the scribe lost count.
SassygirlBJ was pulled up for her recent trip down under where she was nicknamed Paris Hilton…according to the GM, Paris is known only for being dumb blond, and her sexual escapades…. What has Sassy been up to, to earn the name. She was also given a down down for being ieresponsible and for pushing for a change of date for hash.
GM noted that Fang recently celebrated her ? birthday. Since meeting Fang some 10 or so years ago, she looked the same, was the same size and still the same age….according to the GM. Here is one mere who hasn't aged.
Kuini was asked to demonstrate her moves and the "BOD" for the visitors, to which she enthusiastically did as always.
The keg was afloat in no time with such a big turnout of thirsty and excited hashers that the Maliu Mai Restaurant folks were left wondering how their luck had turned as far as their sales was concerned. Thanks to Ring Ring for providing the venue and to Kiwi for settting the run.
At the conclusion of the awards, all the guests were invited to sample the local fare enthusiastically produced by the local hashers. Thanks everyone for making our guests feel right at home. No doubt they made the most of their stay and contributed to the vailima sales - let alone Lewinsky's Bar…..Malo Lewinsky!!!!
Next week's run will be from Underrated & Xrated's Home - with their co-Host Hoppy who has offered to shout the keg…. Well done Hoppy!!!
See you all there!!!
SassygirlBJ
Late notes: Check-out the personal thank you message from the Commander of the HMAS Manoora in our Hash Guestbook. Also, some pictures of this Hash can be found in the Hash Photo Albums.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Guestbook
Are you visiting Hash? Did you have fun at the run? Would you like send your thanks, or just say Hi to your Hash mates?Well, what are you waiting for? Post your thoughts now. We love hearing from our Hash friends. Please take a few seconds and drop us note. Just use the comment box below.
On On!
Hoppy Farewell Run - 25 August 08
A big Faamalo to Tony Blair & Selena for giving-up their spot so that Hoppy can have a farewell run. Hoppy will co-host with Underrated, and will be donating a keg. Thanks Hoppy!Please make an effort to join us for a great run & BBQ. Let's send Hoppy off in style.
On-On!
Snake.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Naval Hash Run 5:30PM, TUE, 19 AUG 08 (UPDATED)
o UPDATE 14 AUG 08 (Eveready) - This is a Bring Your Own Food (BYO Food) Hash. And yes, as always, each Hasher must pay the standard Hash fee $15.

SPECIAL NOTICE from the GM Eveready - The venue has changed. We'll be running on TUESDAY at the Maliu Mai Restaurant and Bar in Fugalei (see attached map). A wild crew from an Australian Navy vessel will be joining us for an exciting run - expect many down-downs and lots of testosterone! Hash Mares don't miss this one. Hashmen, practice your down-downs. On-On.
Hash Trash- Fathers Day Run
Fathers Day run @ Matareva
Hashers were lucky this weekend to receive good weather for their Father Day run at Matareva. Hash started out with a good turn out considering it was a public holiday.
Snake and Fang managed to find the hash bunch a fale right in the middle of the beach which was excellent!
Snake set off early to set one of his famous runs which included everything from mud, to the jungle, and water..lots of it too..
From the stories and complaints from those that did the run, it sounded like a great one. Malo Snake...Kiwi got back early with his son from the run and got the BBQ going. Poumuli brought some of his famous spare ribs with that killer sauce (got to get him pissed to hand over the recipe) The GM kept his promise and brought that tasty turkey..boy was it good. Selena brought her famous Bolivian Steak..and the other hashers all threw in some form of chow for all to enjoy.
The hashers were starting to get a little nervous and started getting the shakes when Lewinsky turned up 2 hours late with the Keg.2 hours was obviously too long a break from the nectar of life for the Apia Hash...so to help with this, Pussy Snapper was sent up a coconut tree to collect a few nuts (hero award if you ask me) Also, an odd view, to see a white fella up in the coconut tree collecting nuts..
When Lewinsky turned up, it didn’t take long for the hash team to get the keg setup and start pouring what must have been one of the better kegs that hash has had!
Awards were thrown left right and center. They came in from all over the place, and every hasher that was present received a down down..some had a few more than they could handle as Lewinsky tried to revive an already dead coconut tree with whatever he had for lunch..Tony Blair was hit up for an early down down for not bringing the hash mugs (only 2 weeks into the job and he forgot-terrible) Lewinsky copped a down down for being 2 hours late with the keg. Snake had his share of down downs for not helping certain Hash Meres in distress, as did Pussy Snapper. The med students received a few down downs for their misdemeanors during the run and during the
Hash went well on into the evening at Matareva, and then migrated to Headquarters where the real alcoholics continued to party on into the wee hours of the morning.
Dedicated Hashers Clean the BBQ
Yummy, yummy, yummy! Delta and Kara show their true Hash spirit cleaning the Hash BBQ. You can check out these photos and more using the Hash Photo Albums link under Help (see the sidebar on the left).FYI: For those having a fit right now, relax. The BBQ is water-blasted then super-heated before each use.
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
Hash Run - 11th August 2008
This week's Fathers Day Run will be at Matareva Beach on the South Coast of Upolu. This should be an interesting run as there aren't too many roads, but lots of bush..err, for all those dodgy hasher's who like the jungle runs.
This is going to be a BYO Drinks and Food. So basically bring your Booze of your choice, and something to throw on the BBQ.
Directions: Go over the Cross Island Road and turn right when you reach Siumu, drive for about 20 - 30 mins (depending on how fast/slow you drive) and when you reach a Village called Matautu, Look out on the left hand side for the sign to Matareva Beach. Pay your $15 / $20 tala (depending on vehicle- best if you all car pool) and drive down to the beach. Map is also below...Don't forget your swimmers and see you all there!
REMEMBER, RUN STARTS AT 2PM
For those beer drinkers, Lewinsky is bringing a Keg. Pay him $15 (separate to hash cash) and you can drink from his keg instead.
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
Hash Run August 4th 2008
On On
Friday, August 01, 2008
Mismanagement Team Named
As per Sassy's Hash Trash post below, here's the Hash Mismanagement Team for 2008 - 2009:o Grandmaster - Eveready
o Hare Raiser (schedules runs) - Snake & Crown of Thorns
o Brewmaster (gets the beer & soda) - Karaoke
o Hash Cash (manages the cash) - Fang
o Haberdasher (keeper of the shirts) - Underrated
o Hash Mugs (keeper of the mugs) - Tony Blair
o Scribes (shares news & maps) - SOTB & SassygirlBJ
o Blog Heads (manages the blog) - SOTB & Mr. Whippy
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Hash Run August 4th 2008
Great news, Poumuli and Paul have decided to host hash this week up in Vaoala. They will both be setting the run, so this should prove to be very Interesting to say the least. Could be up a mountain, down a river, you never know... So get your act together and come on up for a great run.
Map is attached below in case you didnt make the first run that Poumuli hosted a while back.
See you all there.
On On
Hash Trash 28/07/2008
RUN 14XX commenced from Lezzie’s Home, behind Hotel Millenia, Sogi. Lezzie has been MIA for a while since he finally took up serious work rather than playing the playboy. LOL. His co-host ACDC was spotted returning on the back of Pat’s (Lezzie’s bro) flashy wheels, supposedly having set the run, chasing Pat. Yeah right!!! He hadn’t even broken sweat when he returned to base prior to the start of the trot.
The trot started off where some of the meres were overheard to whine about the cold temperatures…. Yeah, 27 degrees Celcius!!! thanks to a stiff breeze blowing which would have been better suited for sailing. Trot was led by ACDC who encouraged the runners to take the long route with the “walkers and handicapped” taking the cleaner town route. Godfather was the unusual figure spotted walking with the latter group. Godfather, the true hasher that he is, decided to invest in some new boots and ignore the specialist’s advice not to run any more. You go Godfather!!! That’s the spirit!! Sassy caught up with the handicapped and aged group and helped Godfather spot the trail.
The trot returned to base to the sound of the Gypsy Pickers, courtesy of the Hamilton Boys High, who were on island a couple of weeks prior to entertain and perform at the Music for Life fundraising event plus other gigs around the country.
No un-towards behaviour was spotted during the run. The only amazing thing was that on arrival there was twice the number of people at the base compared to those that set out.
During the ON-ONs, it was discovered that some new boots from Great mother
The new GM, Eveready got the proceedings underway promptly and when he pulled out his diary, there were giggles from some of the die hard hashers as the new GM resembled a new reverend with his diary of dirt on some of the hashers. A momentary pause after Lezzie turned off some lights hoping for a romantic hash circle. Sorry Lezzie, GM couldn’t see his sermon..LOL. Back on with the lights….
GM acknowledged the previous Mismanagement for a great job done for the past two and a half years. Shafter as ex GM wasn’t in the house, so SassygirlBJ, Mr. Whippy and XXX took a final down down as part of the outgoing Mismanagement.
Kuini was pulled up for entertaining the whole
Welcome back to the Retreads, Tony Blair and Selena who been gallivanting around the globe. Tony B and Selena were also penalized for not responding to an email from the GM checking up on how they were during their travels. DUHHH!!! They were on holidays, according to TB.
SassygirlBJ nominated Mr. Whippy and Son of the Bitch for a fantastic revamp of the new Hash Blog www.apiahash.blogspot.com all are encouraged to visit the site which lists all the info about upcoming hashes, hash trash, maps (very sophisticated) and news about
The GM then announced the rest of his new Mismanagement:
Brewmaster: Karaeoke, Hash Cash: Fang, Haberdasher: Under-rated, Hare-raiser: Snake, and Tony Blair, after being told to raise his hand, was instructed that he is the new Hash Mugs. SOTB and Mr. Whippy to continue with Administration of the Hash blog, SassygirlBJ and SOTB to Co-Scribe.
Under-rated was given an under-sized t-shirt for his 150th run.
Finally, there being no other nominations from the floor, it was the turn of the Co-Hosts and Hare, Lezzie, ACDC and FBI who reluctantly took his down down as his name had not been included as Hosts for today’s run.
Snake recommended that the first Monday of each month will be a BYO bbq stuff/salad irregardless of who is hosting. Exception of course is if someone is celebrating a birthday, wedding anniversary, divorce or whatever and chooses to host the food as well.
Lezzie, as usual wanted to do a nomination after all the awards. Well done Lezzie, for not listening, as usual.
An excellent spread was put on for all and sunder to enjoy.
Next week’s run will be hosted by Poumuli and Paul from Vaoala. Check the blog for the map, especially for the newbie’s.
ONON
Monday, July 28, 2008
Hash Photos
Just an Update, I have a cd coming from NZ from the Hamilton Boys High Team with lots of Pics of our Hash Bash and Music for Life Festival. Will post some pics once they arrive.
Looking forward to tonights run. See you all there...
OnOn
SOTB
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Blog Redesign
- Help section - fast access to the latest Hash maps, notices, and gossip;
- Schedule - list of all the upcoming Hashes, their hosts, and their locations;
- Weekly poll - answer the latest Hash question of the week;
- Local links - list of handy local websites; and
- Archive - find those posts from long ago.
Mr. Whippy.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Monday 28 July 2008 Hash Run

This Monday, AC/DC and Lezzy are hosting Hash at the Hotel Millenia (we park and assemble in the back). A map is attached for our newbies. This is a great location, and with these two hosts, you can be sure of some good natured cRazINeSs too!
Down-down down-down
Down-down down-down
On on!
Monday, July 21, 2008
Hash T-Shirts

Just to let you know that AHHH has some new Hash T-Shirts for sale. This was part of our Hash Bash and Music For Life Fund raising that we had a few weeks ago.
T-Shirts are $40 SAT. Singlets are the same, I think. You will have to check with Fang. If you want one, or two, or more, contact Fang on 7770120 (damn Digicel number..he he) for more info. Its for a good cause, so buy one! which reminds me, i ought to get one too...
On On
SOTB
Hash Run July 21st 2008
Todays Run will be from the STA Fale in Town. We dont have anyone to host todays Run so it will be a BYO BBQ run and there will be a Keg for those of you whom are thirsty. Map is below if you STILL dont know where the fale is. See you all there. Please be prompt! Hash Mere's, if you could bring a salad of some sort and the rest, something to throw on the BBQ. Godfathers fresh nuts will be there too for those of you do decide to run!
See you all soon.
SOTB..back in action
Friday, July 11, 2008
Monday 14 July 2008 Hash Run

Snake, Fang, Venom, and Snake Bite welcome all Hashers this Monday in Vaitele. The location is at the house opposite the Maota Samoa in Vaitele. Please be on-time; we don't want to be crawling through the Vaitele bush in the dark!
On On!
Monday, July 07, 2008
Hash Run, 7/7/08
Following on from Mr Whippy's Post, Ive also attached another Map for those of you who do not know how to read a map..This should give you an indication of where we are having our Hash Run. Please make an effort to Turn up, especially if you didnt manage to make the last 2 Runs. Tonights run will be an interesting one, so bring your running gear, and perhaps a change of clothes. We also have the Hamilton Boys High Band coming tonight to go along with us so it will be good fun.
See you all there tonight, at 5.30pm Sharp!
OnOn
5:30PM MON 7 JUL 2008 Regional Hash Farewell Run
Today we wrap-up the last of our Regional Hash activities with a Hash run through/around the beautiful South Pacific Games facilities in Faleata. We gather at the Race Track. Look for the entrance near the horse stalls. Show your support for Hash and help us bid farewell to our visitors who've come from afar with a great run. On On!
Saturday, July 05, 2008
SUN 6 JUL 2008 Tafatafa Beach Trip

OK, it's time to scale things back, let your hair down, relax, and rest-up for the new week ahead. Tafatafa is a magnificent beach and not too far away. Come join us for a relaxing day, some tall cold ones, and BBQ. No formalities here, just pure relaxation on a beautiful beach.
Hope to see you there, On On!
Note: Hashers begin arriving at 10 AM, and the run typically starts at about 1 PM. If you wish to stay the night, try to arrive before noon so that you can have your selection of fales.
Friday, July 04, 2008
6PM SAT 5 JUL 2008 Beer & Music Fest

Join us for some fantastic music, ice cold drinks, and yummy food. Proceeds from this event support Fa'ataua le Ola (Samoa Lifeline). The event starts at 6 PM. Tickets can be purchased at the Samoa Tourism Authority Fale downtown. Questions? Contact Nynette Sass at 30-160 or 757-4250.
Time: 6 PM on Saturday, July 6
Place: ACP in Vaitele (see map below in the Meet & Greet posting)
Tickets: $100 single / $1,000 corporate table (10 seats)
Available for purchase at Samoa Tourism Authority Fale
Contact: Nynette Sass @ 30-160 / 757-4250
Please make an effort to come join us for a great night that helps a great and very important charity here in Samoa, Fa'ataua le Ola.
Oh yah, since this is also a Beer Fest, there'll be plenty of drinks :)
PS: Don't forget to exercise first. Join us at 1 PM for a fun warm-up walk / run (see post below for details).
1PM SAT 5 JUL 2008 Upolu Regional Hash Run

Come one, come all. At 1 PM on Saturday, strap on the running shoes and run with Hashers and friends as we explore the roads, side-tracks, and jungle of Vaitele. The run will start from the same location as our Meet & Greet earlier this week, ACP in Vaitele (see map from the Meet & Greet posting below).
On On!
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
TUE 1 JUL 2008 Regional Hash Meet & Greet
Apia Hash House Harriers (AHHH) welcomes the Hashers who have come to join us for this week's festivities! All Hashers on-island are welcome to join us at ACP in Vaitele (see map) at 6 PM for a meet & greet, some ice cold drinks, and some goodies to eat too.On On!
Monday, June 30, 2008
Hash Run 30th June 2008
Today's run will be from the STA fale again. Seeing as there was such a good turnout last week, and the fact that no one has offered to host this week, we will do another run from the STA Fale. BYO BBQ and the keg will be there too. Lets see some numbers today as we welcome some old hashers that have come from abroad to join us for a couple of weeks. Should be some interesting down downs tonight too..lots or rumors flying around over the past week..
See you all tonight at 5:30 sharp...and no, that is not the map attached below..
On On
SOTB
Monday, June 23, 2008
Flash Gordon goes Down Under - Run - 23 June 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
Hash Run - June 16th 2008
Todays run will be from Headquarters Number 1 (On the Rocks) I wont bother posting a map, as we all know where that is. And for those of you who don't, go down town to where the Pubs are.
No one offered to host the run tonight so we have to do a town trot which is just as well as Lewinsky needs a few down downs.
See you all there tonight. Could be a set run, or it could be a live run...and just so you can have a laugh, I've copied in a joke below...
Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" I said. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder." I stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a fucking good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.
OnOn
SOTB
Monday, June 09, 2008
Hash Run 9/6/08
Todays run will be hosted by Ring Ring and Insecurity at their home in Alafua. Please make an effort to be there on time. I'm sure we will be running into the wilderness at some stage of the run and we don't want to lose any Hashers in the bush although I am sure that there are some that wouldn't mind that. AC/DC and FBI...
Directions are head up towards USP Alafua, on the left side, look for the SouthPac Rentals Sign, under a BIG tree, and there should be some hash paper. For those of you who don"t know how to follow directions, the map is below.
See you all tonight
On On
Monday, June 02, 2008
Message from homesick - Springbok


2nd June 2008 Run
Monday, May 26, 2008
Hash Run for 26th May 2008
Heres the Map for those of you who still don't know where to go.
on on
Monday, May 19, 2008
Hash Run for 19th May 2008
Hash Run tonight will be at Selena and Tony Blair's Premises, yes, the one with the pool where so many dodgy things have happened over the past few runs there. Please be on time as it now gets dark quite early in the day so we would like to start at 5.30 sharp! Last thing we need is for some hashers to get lost in the bush
Don't forget your togs/swimmers..this always proves to be a great run and a good time afterwards.
Hash Map for Monday, 19 MAY 2008
Prepare yourselves for another great run at Tony Blair's tonight. This is a fantastic location, located on Papasea Road (see attached map) with the Faleata Sports complex and golf course nearby - sure ingredients for a great hash trail. Also, bring your swimming gear or risk the proven dangers of drinking with your Hash mates next to a beautiful pool. See you tonight!
Monday, May 12, 2008
Hash Map for Monday, 12 MAY 2008
Hey you wild Hashers, get your kiesters up to Crown of Thorns in Vaoala for a great holiday Hash. Contrary to popular belief, Hash will be held in full force, at the same time 5:30 with keg and all. Please join us for another fun run, followed by some cold beer and good company. The location is literally across the street from the Hash we had a few weeks back. For you ol’ time hashers, it’s in the same compound as Tramp’s and Einstein’s (see the map for details). See you tonight, On on.
Monday, May 05, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Hash Run 1410 28th April 2008
Hash Blog site has been pretty quiet this month, so its time to get things up and running again. For all you retreads, its time to head down for a little run/walk/crawl...And please try and be there on time..Don't forget your swimmers either, you can go and cool down in the ocean after the run.
This Monday's hash run is being hosted by baby Jasmine,(the new addition to the hash family) down at Taumeasina- POD and Lewinsky's home. This is going to be a big one, so please make an effort to wipe the cob webs off those shoes and come down for a run.
For those of you that still don't know where that is, check the map below for Directions!
SOTB
Monday, April 07, 2008
TODAY'S RUN-7TH APRIL
apologies for the delay- today's run will again be from the HeadQuarters No. 1 - otherwise known as On the Rocks for those newbies.
ONON
SassygirlBJ
Monday, March 17, 2008
Hash Map for Monday, 17 MAR 2008
Hey you silly Hashers, this evening we return to Soprano's home in Alafua. Last year, Soprano and his family put on a fantastic Hash that was great fun. Don't miss out on this one! There's even a map for you newbies :)
Thursday, March 13, 2008
AC/DC's Going Away Party 7:00 PM THU 13 MAR Tonight! URGENT
A keg is ordered, and fun is promissed to all. Cheers.
Sunday, March 09, 2008
Hash Map for Monday, 10 MAR 2008

AC/DC, Lezzy, and FBI will be hosting the madness this Monday. Make sure to stop by and join the fun. Word is that several Hashers are back on island and ready to cause trouble.
Mr. Whippy.
Sunday, March 02, 2008
Monday 3rd March 2008 Run at Faleula with Lezzy
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
A message for Marry & Landy aka Many & Larry from Down Under
Well Sassy girl, unfortunately we couldn't stay in Samoa as we'd planned this time. Larry was just getting sicker and things just didn't work out for us. But we love Samoa and one day it could happen for us. Just the way of Samoa and the people that live there you would be hard pressed not to love the place and we will be back. We'd like to thank you and all the hashers for making us feel so warmly welcome. At the 1400th run it was said that the club would be lost without Snake & Fang and we totally agree. We appreciated Snake's generous offers of assistance and friendship and their invitations to spend time with them, but we were unfortunately unable to accept as Larry was too ill to go out.
We'll miss the outrageous fun of Monday nights, with AC/DC's antics on the run and afterwards at the bbq - who called the cook a bastard? - who called the bastard a cook? And the GM keeping everybody honest, Godfather strumming away and the beautiful Vailima beer. Anyway, don't want to get too soppy - you pisspots might think we miss you, with Larry now starting to get better and wondering what the f... we're doing back in Australia. Hope we all cross paths again one day, you're a great bunch.
Kind regards
Mandy & Larry
PS. He's has got he sweetest nuts on the island ...... on on
I guess this is in reference to Godfather's Nuts LOL
onon
Monday, February 25, 2008
RUN 1402
sorry for the delay in blogging but mismanagement is a bit disorganised....and so they should..LOL.... run will be from Headquarters.
Next week Lezzie has offered to host a run from his new digs at Faleula.
See u all then...
SassygirlBJ
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Thursday, February 14, 2008
VALENTINES DAY HASH BASH
BYO everything and of course Lezzie is providing the venue.
Happy Valentines Day ALL
Hash Run 1401
Hash Run 1401 - 18th Feb, will be hosted by Son of the Bitch up in Vaoala. Please refer to the Map below for Directions. Hope you can all make it to this run as we welcome back Blow Job (Sassy) and it is also going to be a farewell Run for FLO!...so get your running shoes on and make an effort to come to the run.
Look for the paper on the side of the Road ( Victoria Avenue) and follow the map, there is also plenty of parking up at the house.
See you then.
OnOn
Monday, February 11, 2008
1400th RUN & BASH
For your information if you haven't seen today's paper. Our 1400th run this evening will be at the ACP Compound Vaitele.
I assume you are aware of the Airport Road. If you are in town take the airport road down, just go passed the Samoa Breweries/vailima Breweries, pass the Yazaki boath roads on the left then start looking for the ACP sign on your right.
Turn in the main gate and keep going down to the seaside. Ask someone inside to direct you to where the hash is
OnOn
Sunday, February 03, 2008
RUN 1399 - NEVEREADY & KARAEOKE
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Run ??? 28 January 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Run ??? last night 21st Jan-Over-rated and Xrated
Monday, January 21, 2008
Hash Map for Monday, 21 JAN 2008
HEY!!! Get your kiester to Hash. Please inform Sassy pronto of your intent so that a nice plate of catered food will be waiting for you.Mr. Whippy.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
21 January 2008 Run #???
Well, last week's Run at Mr. Whippy was a hot and spicy one!!! I can just see your minds kicking into overdrive :-))) you dirty buggers!!
Despite the shitty weather, there was a very good turn-up to welcome Mr. Whippy's parents and family and sadly to farewell Snakebite and Venom who have been banished to NZ to attend school as Snake and Fang are keen re-kindle their sex life again....ROFL.
The run was uneventful, besides dodging puddles and almost getting brained by passing vehicles, it was a good workout. Thank goodness Mr. Whippy opted to fore-go the river crossings as it was deemed a bit too bloody dangerous. I daresay, in the case of hashers like Sassygirl who swims like a concrete block, that would be terminal.
For the first time in a very long long time, a mere actually completed the run well ahead of the hashmen.....WELL DONE BB!! BB confirmed that she needed better support as her sports bra wasn't doing what its suppose to do. If you know of any goodies that will solve BB's problem, do share it with us. We meres with a bit more than a mouthful share the same sentiments.
Mr. Whippy and Mrs Whippy kept the hoootttt and spicy salsa coming-holy shite was that hot or what!!! Several meres broke out more sweat than the power-walk earlier.Thank goodness for Karaeoke's yummy choc cookies which helped to calm the heat down, some. Lewinsky was overheard saying that this is the most spice he will have or see for a while as he awaits the arrival of the first of what is believed to be a rugby team. POD is now safely in NZ growing fatter by the day!!!
The evening's procedure went along swimmingly well with poor SassygirlBJ having about 8 downdowns!. Impressive considering Lewinsky and Lezzie kept throwing up after one each.
Marion (Canadian-we wont hold that against her) was finally named - after many outrageous suggestions, Mismanagement settled on "Walking Eagle" heh heh heh!! we all know what that means. For those who dont, tough!! Come to hash and ask!!!
Eveready was given a temporary re-naming for his either poor performance or was it lack of performance.....can't remember too well at this stage.... sadly, he is now "Never-ready"
Never mind Never-ready, you should take this as a challenge!!
Snake lost the plot and referred to Mr Whippy by his real name and ended up with a down down instead of finishing whatever forgettable story he was on about.
Mr. Whippy's cousin John Lemaota, got some of the meres heart's skipping a beat until they found out he was already well and truly secured by a Cook Island beauty...ouch!!!
NEXT WEEK'S RUN # whatever WILL BE HOSTED BY UNDER-RATED, XRATED AND SOON TO BE NAMED OVER-RATED??? LOL FROM THEIR HOME AT LOTOPA, JUST A FEW METRES PAST THE ENTRANCE TO MR. WHIPPY'S HOME - SO REFER TO THE PREVIOUS MAP. ENTRANCE ON THE LEFT TO THE COMPOUND JUST BEFORE THE RLS PRIMARY SCHOOL.
ONON
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Hash Map for Monday, 14 JAN 2008

That’s right. The Whippy family will be hosting Hash this Monday. See all the great details in Sassy’s post below.
Please come out and join us for another great Hash. Rain or shine, it should be a fun Hash for all. There’ll be a tent to keep everyone dry. Just bring a towel and extra T-shirt, and prepare to enjoy a healthy run, followed by ice cold drinks, good company, and yummy BBQ.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
MR WHIPPY & CLAN TO HOST RUN 1396
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
14th January Run 1396
Monday, January 07, 2008
First Run for 2008 - 07th January 2008
Please be advised that our Hash Run tonite 7th January will be hosted by Eti and Avarua Laulala at Elava Resort @ Vaitele.
Take the airport road from Apia to airport. Turn in at the Yazaki Road then left at Poumuli Road, you won't miss it.
Bring your own food please
Cheers and see you all

