Message from homesick - Springbok

Hello Sassy Girl,

You have perhaps been wondering what has happened to me? well, it has taken some time to try and settle down back herein S.Africa. Although my body is here, my mind is still far far away in Samoa!! especially on Mondays!! I always think back to the wonderful Hash runs and great fellowship.I am attaching a couple of fotos for your records.... my christening was for me a memorable occasion!!! especially all the down downs !!!I have made contact with a Hash group here in Pretoria, called the Jacaranda Hash house. They run on Saterday afternoon andI will be joining them this Saterday at 2pm.I believe Vanessa has been attending Hash, I am so pleased as she needs a change of scenery.How are your arrangements going for the Big Event Jazz & Hash in a few weeks time? Wish I could be there, but alas, finances donot permit me to go away again. I will have to be there in Spirit.Keep me informed of any interesting happenings,Look forward to hearing from you and please convey my very best wishes to all the "Hashers"

Love and good memories from Alice aka "Springbok"

Dear Springbok, we do miss you as well and you would be very proud that "Offspring" has reaaallly taken on the hash ideals.....instead of just discovering the ocean fauna, she is now right into the land fauna as well... bit safer me thinks!!!LOL. We're plodding along with the preparations and as usual Samoan style, no doubt everything will come together closer to the day...nothing like a bit of pressure to bring out the best in our folks.

Take good care and stay in touch with the goings on at the Jacaranda Club. Hope we get to meet up with some of them here in paradise!!!

alofas and ONON - SassygirlBJ.

2nd June 2008 Run

Mahalo folks - today's run to co-incide with the 46th Independance Celebrations will be run from the Apia Yacht Club at Mulinu'u.

If youre feeling frisky and in need of a work out - be there at 5.30pm sharp. We promise not to take you thru the mangroves .... well we will think about it!!!

ONON

SassygirlBJ

Hash Run for 26th May 2008

Hello fellow hashers, Todays run will be hosted by Snake and Fang at Vaitele, behind Charlies Bakery. Make an effort to come and get some exercise, lifting those down downs..and on the run of course. Please try and be early as this should prove to be another "famous" snake run, and we want to start on time as it is now getting dark quite early...
Heres the Map for those of you who still don't know where to go.
on on

Hash Run for 19th May 2008

Mahalo,

Hash Run tonight will be at Selena and Tony Blair's Premises, yes, the one with the pool where so many dodgy things have happened over the past few runs there. Please be on time as it now gets dark quite early in the day so we would like to start at 5.30 sharp! Last thing we need is for some hashers to get lost in the bush
Don't forget your togs/swimmers..this always proves to be a great run and a good time afterwards.

Hash Map for Monday, 19 MAY 2008

Prepare yourselves for another great run at Tony Blair's tonight. This is a fantastic location, located on Papasea Road (see attached map) with the Faleata Sports complex and golf course nearby - sure ingredients for a great hash trail. Also, bring your swimming gear or risk the proven dangers of drinking with your Hash mates next to a beautiful pool. See you tonight!

Hash Map for Monday, 12 MAY 2008

Hey you wild Hashers, get your kiesters up to Crown of Thorns in Vaoala for a great holiday Hash. Contrary to popular belief, Hash will be held in full force, at the same time 5:30 with keg and all. Please join us for another fun run, followed by some cold beer and good company. The location is literally across the street from the Hash we had a few weeks back. For you ol’ time hashers, it’s in the same compound as Tramp’s and Einstein’s (see the map for details). See you tonight, On on.

Hash Map for Monday 5 May 2008

Today promises to be another great run. Come and enjoy the burgers, beer, and oh yeah... the run!

Hash Run 1410 28th April 2008

Mahalo Hashers,

Hash Blog site has been pretty quiet this month, so its time to get things up and running again. For all you retreads, its time to head down for a little run/walk/crawl...And please try and be there on time..Don't forget your swimmers either, you can go and cool down in the ocean after the run.

This Monday's hash run is being hosted by baby Jasmine,(the new addition to the hash family) down at Taumeasina- POD and Lewinsky's home. This is going to be a big one, so please make an effort to wipe the cob webs off those shoes and come down for a run.

For those of you that still don't know where that is, check the map below for Directions!





SOTB

TODAY'S RUN-7TH APRIL

Hi all
apologies for the delay- today's run will again be from the HeadQuarters No. 1 - otherwise known as On the Rocks for those newbies.
ONON
SassygirlBJ

Hash Map for Monday, 17 MAR 2008

Hey you silly Hashers, this evening we return to Soprano's home in Alafua. Last year, Soprano and his family put on a fantastic Hash that was great fun. Don't miss out on this one! There's even a map for you newbies :)

AC/DC's Going Away Party 7:00 PM THU 13 MAR Tonight! URGENT

Hey you wild Hashers, make your way to the Tiafau Fale (the place right next to the Hotel Millenia) at 7:00 PM TONIGHT and bid AC/DC farewell. AC/DC is leaving to Germany this Saturday.

A keg is ordered, and fun is promissed to all. Cheers.

Hash Map for Monday, 10 MAR 2008

AC/DC, Lezzy, and FBI will be hosting the madness this Monday. Make sure to stop by and join the fun. Word is that several Hashers are back on island and ready to cause trouble.

Mr. Whippy.

Monday 3rd March 2008 Run at Faleula with Lezzy

Mahalo all

The Run will be from Faleula at Lezzy's new hideaway. See attached map for directions. Failing that, buzz on 7574250

onon
sassygirlbj

A message for Marry & Landy aka Many & Larry from Down Under

Below find email from Larry and Mandy....obviously someone had imbibed far too much of the nectar of the Gods and called the Down Under Pair as Landy and Marry.... I guess better than Randy Mandy..lol

Well Sassy girl, unfortunately we couldn't stay in Samoa as we'd planned this time. Larry was just getting sicker and things just didn't work out for us. But we love Samoa and one day it could happen for us. Just the way of Samoa and the people that live there you would be hard pressed not to love the place and we will be back. We'd like to thank you and all the hashers for making us feel so warmly welcome. At the 1400th run it was said that the club would be lost without Snake & Fang and we totally agree. We appreciated Snake's generous offers of assistance and friendship and their invitations to spend time with them, but we were unfortunately unable to accept as Larry was too ill to go out.

We'll miss the outrageous fun of Monday nights, with AC/DC's antics on the run and afterwards at the bbq - who called the cook a bastard? - who called the bastard a cook? And the GM keeping everybody honest, Godfather strumming away and the beautiful Vailima beer. Anyway, don't want to get too soppy - you pisspots might think we miss you, with Larry now starting to get better and wondering what the f... we're doing back in Australia. Hope we all cross paths again one day, you're a great bunch.

Kind regards

Mandy & Larry

PS. He's has got he sweetest nuts on the island ...... on on

I guess this is in reference to Godfather's Nuts LOL
onon

RUN 1402

Talofa All hashers
sorry for the delay in blogging but mismanagement is a bit disorganised....and so they should..LOL.... run will be from Headquarters.

Next week Lezzie has offered to host a run from his new digs at Faleula.

See u all then...
SassygirlBJ

Headquarters Vandalism

Hows is that for the new look for Headquarters.

The Culprit must be found and punished!




Onon

VALENTINES DAY HASH BASH

I assumed that you all remembered our plans for our valentines party tonite. It is not compulsory, it is mainly for those who do not have Valentines .. lol and those who are still confusing what to give to their valentines.. hahahaha

BYO everything and of course Lezzie is providing the venue.

Happy Valentines Day ALL

Hash Run 1401

Talofa Lava,

Hash Run 1401 - 18th Feb, will be hosted by Son of the Bitch up in Vaoala. Please refer to the Map below for Directions. Hope you can all make it to this run as we welcome back Blow Job (Sassy) and it is also going to be a farewell Run for FLO!...so get your running shoes on and make an effort to come to the run.

Look for the paper on the side of the Road ( Victoria Avenue) and follow the map, there is also plenty of parking up at the house.

See you then.

OnOn

1400th RUN & BASH

Malo Hashers

For your information if you haven't seen today's paper. Our 1400th run this evening will be at the ACP Compound Vaitele.

I assume you are aware of the Airport Road. If you are in town take the airport road down, just go passed the Samoa Breweries/vailima Breweries, pass the Yazaki boath roads on the left then start looking for the ACP sign on your right.

Turn in the main gate and keep going down to the seaside. Ask someone inside to direct you to where the hash is

OnOn

RUN 1399 - NEVEREADY & KARAEOKE

Hi all

4th Feb Run 1399 will be from Neveready and Karaeoke's home at Lotopa, behind Adria's Cakes. For the newbies, head west from town, past the Mormon Temple, take a left just before the Blue roofed village and keep an eye on the left side of the road...for the shopping centre... and Adria's Cakes. Turn left after the complex and head to the end of the access road.

I believe this will co-incide with Neveready's 45th birthday!!!! So all those old hashers who haven't put on their boots for a while, i dare you all to tie on those old boots and come a runnin' with us tomorrow.

Thanks Fang and Snake for last week's Run and tasty bbq...must note that since BB has been overseeing the cooking, the tucker has turned out pretty good unlike the burnt offerings that were accustomed to...LOL

Following week on the 11th Feb will be the big 1400 Run. Godfather has requested a special occassion to mark this Run. This brings Hash to more than 27 and a half years since its inception and the first run made. We will revert with confirmed venue etc., Please pass this info onto the oldies and crumpy ones to join hash to celebrate this biggie.

See you all tomorrow

onon

Run ??? 28 January 2008

Talofa All

The love-birds Snake & Fang have kindly offered to host next Monday's run from Vaitele. We will confirm by Monday whether its from Apia Concrete Product (ACP) Compound or Charlie's Bakery, opposite the Vailima Breweries.

It would be fantastic if you can all let us know if you're participating for catering purposes. If we have a poor response then rest assured there will be no keg!!!!

Godfather has promised he will be there as well.....yeah WITH NUTS!

ONON

Run ??? last night 21st Jan-Over-rated and Xrated

Talofa all

The hashers were left wondering yesterday evening why it is that every time Under-rated and Xrated host a run, it's always raining or a Tropical Cylcone is threatening to hit. Some TCs are nature's wake-up calls whilst others are man-made. Scribe has overheard many a hashman compare their wives or partners coming to a TC.... and no that is not tender loving care dear..LOL

I am happy to report that all the hashers returned intact after Hoppy lost his footing whilst crossing the river up to his thighs and was almost swept away in the raging waters. One would bloody well think after last week's scribe's comment that the run wouldn't be crossing no damn rivers....but no!!!, Kiwi, who is sure-footed like a llama in the mountains forgets that there are some old....ooops did i say that...not everyone is as fit and agile as he is..... i daresay, Snake might fancy himself being one agile young lad after spending all week in bed (re-kindling the spirit??) since the departure of his kids to NZ.... Kiwi was duly punished for this. Another new hasher, hailing from Great Britain by way of PNG also ended up chariot riding home when he was lost. Ouch, "Unfrocked" "Defrocked" whatever aka Michael Askwith was the silly bastard that didnt "on back, " either he was deaf or Transporter and Ryder let him get away on purpose so they could visit the bushes at Faleata. Heard these two had an almighty fine time in American Samoa. Funnily enough they're the first two people who have spoken fondly of the eastern rock in many a centuries.....well, unless youre a wannabe fish cannery worker from this side of the pond. GM suggested that we forewarn the ex AHHH GM, Tallyho in Fiji to look out for this country man of his and ensure he is not lost along the way.

Several turned up despite the poor response rate to SassygirlBj's email to advise numbers for catering purposes. As a result, the keg was replaced with green bottles instead. GM Shafter pointed out this being the reason he wasn't drinking beer.....o geez, and my h.....oids bleed for thee!!!! LOL...Shafter took a down down never-the-less for his part in the decision to go with bottles. One good thing that came out of this was the crazy lot broke up early too. Need we talk about the food.... Xrated's chicken curry, roti and salads were just heavenly, as always, and the "mamoe" and bangers were cooked to perfection-did this have anything to do with BB overseeing the cooking team. You go girl!!!ok, thanks to the hashmen, Kiwi, Underrated, Son of the Bitch, Flash Gordon, ACDC and Lezzie for cooking, as always-they try very hard to avoid the down downs. 2008 is the year of the wimpy hashmen!!!! Cant handle their down downs, however, this could be just withdrawal symptons and may come good later on in the year as they get a bit more practice.

New Boot was all the way from South Africa, and mother to Vanessa of Liquidmotion Diving at Sinalei Reef Resort.

Retreads, were Transporter, Ryder, Ring ring and Sally.

SassygirlBJ, was penalised for turning up in rather unhash-like fashion, miniskirt and looking all corporate. puhleeasse!

Lewinsky managed to hold down his one down down for giving the GM the fingers...LOL!!

Snake and Fang were penalised for spending all week in bed since Venom and Snakebite left Samoa. According to Snake they were trying to figure out how to make babies. Dear, let us know if you need some instructions. Always glad to assist or demonstrate.

ACDC was named the Baywatch Babe for rescuing some drunken idiot from drowning at Lalomanu beach. According to BB, ACDC was lucky to be with us as he almost drowned during the rescue. Well done ACDC.

Thanks Underrated, Xrated, Isaac, Samina and the helpers Vanessa and Ringring!!

Well, that is all folks-we do not have a host for next week's run-so if your ears are burning and feel the urge, let me know, preferrably this week.

Renamed "Never-ready", Karaoke and Delicious have offered to host the Run on the 4th Feb. This is Neverready's 45th - what a spring chicken.

ONON

Hash Map for Monday, 21 JAN 2008

HEY!!! Get your kiester to Hash. Please inform Sassy pronto of your intent so that a nice plate of catered food will be waiting for you.

Mr. Whippy.

21 January 2008 Run #???

Talofa All
Well, last week's Run at Mr. Whippy was a hot and spicy one!!! I can just see your minds kicking into overdrive :-))) you dirty buggers!!

There was confusion as to what Run Number last week's run was suppose to be, hence the writer can't tell you what the heck next week's run number is.....Delicious should get a few down downs for this. The GM is just as confused as the scribe..... and the two darlings are coming of age and have enough problems remembering their names sometimes...especially after a heavy nite on the nectar!!

Despite the shitty weather, there was a very good turn-up to welcome Mr. Whippy's parents and family and sadly to farewell Snakebite and Venom who have been banished to NZ to attend school as Snake and Fang are keen re-kindle their sex life again....ROFL.

The run was uneventful, besides dodging puddles and almost getting brained by passing vehicles, it was a good workout. Thank goodness Mr. Whippy opted to fore-go the river crossings as it was deemed a bit too bloody dangerous. I daresay, in the case of hashers like Sassygirl who swims like a concrete block, that would be terminal.

For the first time in a very long long time, a mere actually completed the run well ahead of the hashmen.....WELL DONE BB!! BB confirmed that she needed better support as her sports bra wasn't doing what its suppose to do. If you know of any goodies that will solve BB's problem, do share it with us. We meres with a bit more than a mouthful share the same sentiments.

Noted FBI and Lezzy struggling to keep up with the front pack. After their sojourne in NZ for Archery and goodness knows what else these two got up to, they come back worse for wear and a tad over-weight.

Mr. Whippy and Mrs Whippy kept the hoootttt and spicy salsa coming-holy shite was that hot or what!!! Several meres broke out more sweat than the power-walk earlier.Thank goodness for Karaeoke's yummy choc cookies which helped to calm the heat down, some. Lewinsky was overheard saying that this is the most spice he will have or see for a while as he awaits the arrival of the first of what is believed to be a rugby team. POD is now safely in NZ growing fatter by the day!!!

The evening's procedure went along swimmingly well with poor SassygirlBJ having about 8 downdowns!. Impressive considering Lewinsky and Lezzie kept throwing up after one each.

Marion (Canadian-we wont hold that against her) was finally named - after many outrageous suggestions, Mismanagement settled on "Walking Eagle" heh heh heh!! we all know what that means. For those who dont, tough!! Come to hash and ask!!!

Eveready was given a temporary re-naming for his either poor performance or was it lack of performance.....can't remember too well at this stage.... sadly, he is now "Never-ready"
Never mind Never-ready, you should take this as a challenge!!

Snake lost the plot and referred to Mr Whippy by his real name and ended up with a down down instead of finishing whatever forgettable story he was on about.

Mr. Whippy's cousin John Lemaota, got some of the meres heart's skipping a beat until they found out he was already well and truly secured by a Cook Island beauty...ouch!!!

Much laughter was shared as the meres discussed the Circus in town. SassygirlBJ ranted on and on about some of the acts, especially the actors.....they were cute and looked might hot!! This convinced the rest of the meres to make a date with the circus!!! Warning-take plenty of tissues to wipe saliva off chin!!! LOL

NEXT WEEK'S RUN # whatever WILL BE HOSTED BY UNDER-RATED, XRATED AND SOON TO BE NAMED OVER-RATED??? LOL FROM THEIR HOME AT LOTOPA, JUST A FEW METRES PAST THE ENTRANCE TO MR. WHIPPY'S HOME - SO REFER TO THE PREVIOUS MAP. ENTRANCE ON THE LEFT TO THE COMPOUND JUST BEFORE THE RLS PRIMARY SCHOOL.

ONON

Hash Map for Monday, 14 JAN 2008

That’s right. The Whippy family will be hosting Hash this Monday. See all the great details in Sassy’s post below.

Please come out and join us for another great Hash. Rain or shine, it should be a fun Hash for all. There’ll be a tent to keep everyone dry. Just bring a towel and extra T-shirt, and prepare to enjoy a healthy run, followed by ice cold drinks, good company, and yummy BBQ.

Mr. and Mrs. Whippy.

MR WHIPPY & CLAN TO HOST RUN 1396

Talofa all you darling hashers of the AHHH and any visiting hasher from around the globe.

Next Monday, 14th January will see the AHHH convene at Mr. Whippy's Home at Lotopa to meet his parents and extended aiga from the US. This run was a special request from Mom prior to hitting the home shores. Furthermore, Mrs. Whippy will just have to join in then.LOL!!

We're also very sad to say that this will be the last run for Rainbow Warrior (Fabien Chauvet) who will depart for colder climes to continue with his diving training, I think its underwater demolition ???? Well how appropriate is his name...LOL... Ann will stay on for a few more months to finish her contract and join him later on.

I have been threatened by some Retreads to join us on Monday, and lo and behold, with NEW BOOTS as well!!! Unless anyone is into getting the trots and goodness knows what other diseases, one would be well advised to keep those new shoes in the box till fair weather. Just a reminder, Mr. Whippy lives close to a number of rivers and right now theyre flowing at capacity and looking like chocolate. I dare you to break out those shiny new boots!!!!LOL.

Samoa was graced by the passing visit of Pharlap - unfortunately only for a couple of days, which did not co-incide with a hash run. Could this have been done on purpose Pharlap?

SassygirlBJ is disappointed that Pharlap didn't have the decency to stop by and pow wow with Florence and the superwitch.

Welcome back Godfather. Great catching up with you and looking forward to seeing you next Monday with the ukulele. O and just a word of warning, DONT FORGET THE NUTS....there's talk of renaming Godfather....something to do with not having nuts!!!! OUCH.

We will put on a keg, AGAIN, so there had better be enough people to drink this. Flo has confirmed she will be there to deal with the other half of the keg...thank goodness for the meres!!

Stay safe all and try not to fall comatose in a puddle-dont care how strong you are or whether you can swim 5 miles with an esky like Lewinsky and Thorpedo, a few inches of puddle water will do you in.

ONON

14th January Run 1396

Talofa all meres and hashmen!!! Last night saw a minimal turnout at Elava Resort at Vaitele-uta. It was so small we can actually list the faithful who attended: Shafter (GM), SassygirlBJ, Son of the THE Bitch (SOTB), Underrated & Isaac, Snake, Fang, Venom & Snakebite, Kiwi, Delicious and the fitter version of Lewinsky. The host, "Rambo" (Eti Laulala) finally turned up later due to work commitments. The group enjoyed a bbq under the stars surrounded by lush and beautiful gardens-one could be excused for being in an oasis!!! The small gathering looked at each other and stared at the 50 liter keg dreading the down downs that will likely come. Delicious, SOTB and Sassygirl all swore they were detoxing and did not want to drink....well not beer anyway. An honest attempt was made by those present and finally agreed there was no damn way the keg could be finished. It was unanimously agreed that Lewinsky take it to Headquarters for on-selling and raise a credit for AHHH worth of a quarter keg.

Next week's 14th Jan- run will be hosted by Mr. Whippy and his family from their home at Lotopa. Mr. Whippy's mum will arrive tomorrow (Wed) morning and has specifically asked to host next week's run. So Mr. Whippy get that map up for those who dont know where to go.

Furthermore can we have an indication of numbers so we do not have a repeat of last evening-and just stick to a few cases of the nectar.

ONON

First Run for 2008 - 07th January 2008

Happy 2008 Hashers

Please be advised that our Hash Run tonite 7th January will be hosted by Eti and Avarua Laulala at Elava Resort @ Vaitele.

Take the airport road from Apia to airport. Turn in at the Yazaki Road then left at Poumuli Road, you won't miss it.

Bring your own food please


Cheers and see you all

HAPPY NEW YEAR

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU HASHMEN & MERES AROUND THE WORLD!

We trust that you have fully recovered now, especially the hashers in Samoa, being the last ones to celebrate the New Year. (now that may be a surprise to most people-but rest assured we are a day behind and the last time zone to celebrate or opine any world shattering events!!!! thank goodness we're pretty savvy this end of the planet and not too far behind the so-called developed & civilised countries????!!!)

Lets hope this year is a bit kinder to our lungs, livers, knees and artificial limps so we can continue to enjoy our hashes and drink more to support the breweries and all the other poor beverage companies!!!LOL!! who need more billions so their bosses can enjoy first class holidays and goodness what else!

Apia Hash House Harriers are planning a Regional Hash to co-incide with the Jazz Festival in July. (Note to myself: Regional Hash in Apia-early July 2008-make sure i book early and use the Samoa Hotel Association site to make reservations. www.samoa-hotels.ws SassygirlBJ and Flo both work with SHA and may be able to help...LOL) So go ahead and reserve the first two weeks in July to visit beautiful Samoa-check out the sites-enjoy a beerfest-discover the lush and bountiful lands, the only genuine polynesian people and their living culture, the pristine environment, o yeah and to meet some really fantastic and friendly hashers!!! Go on, I dare you to come join us!!!

For upcoming Runs: Need hosts for 7th, 21st and 28th Jan.

14th Jan 2008 will be hosted by Mr. Whippy, Louisa and Mum who has booked well in advance for the hashers to convene at her home. Thanks Mum!!! What a sport!!

So those hashers who feel up to it-let us know if you can host a run or not. You are in no way obliged to put up kaikai etc., If you can provide a venue - that will suffice and we can have a BYO BBQ.

HAPPY NEW YEAR AGAIN AND BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER

ONON

Hash RUN on Christmas EVE 2007 - 24/12/07

Mahalo Hashers

Hash run today if you want to go for a run and party later will be at the On the Rocks
starts at normal time and remember it's full moon as well

BYO Drinks and Food

Merry Christmas ALL
Flo

Hash VENUE TONITE 17th December 2007

Talofa Hashers

Please note that the venue for tonite's run has now changed to On the Rocks

See you all at 5.00 tonite


OnOn
Flo

18th December Run

Talofa All
Godfather and Swinger will be hosting next week's run from Swinger's digs at Siusega, directly opposite the English Cricket Pitch at the Sports Complex.

Mr. Whippy, are u able to draw up one of those fantastic maps for the newbies.
More info forthcoming soon!!!
onon
sassygirlbj

2007 CHRISTMAS HASH RUN

Talofa All

Tomorrow - 10th December will be the 26th Xmas Hash Run in Samoa-yep folks, AHHH is 26.7 years old and still going strong RUN 1393!!!!

Lezzie has once again offered his digs behind Hotel Millenia for our Xmas Hash Do. As promised last time, we will arrange for the meats etc and the Hashers can provide salads, bread, TARO!!! (hint hint, NUDGE NUDGE) chips and goodness knows what other delicious unhealthy goodies to go with the meats. After brainstorming with moir and I, it is now decided that a piggy, and other meats be baked, roasted, or what ever form of cooking they come in, is in order. This saves on having to BBQ especially as the weather is not too darn cooperative at the moment. Furthermore, the BBQ is looking a bit sorry at the moment-so please whoever has this to ensure its cleaned up, legs straightened up and deliver to Lezzie's place in the event some other stupid bastard doesn't read this blog and turns up with frozen meats..... in which case we can make them cook his meat.

So dust those chrismassy outfitsof all the cobwebs and dress as outrageous as you can be!!! come in spirit - NO, not full of the liquid stuff until later---sheesh, some bloody people just never learn.... support Santa from Tokelau and lets infect the other grumpy folks with the festive spirit.

Santa and his elves with the pissy crowd will depart Hotel Millenia at 5..15 pm. Pls be prompt as it will be a while to cover all the pubs....

onon

SassygirlBJ

Hash Map for Monday, 3 DEC 2007

This evening's Hash is at Berties Bed & Breakfast in Vaitele. Please note that this Hash is BYO Food.

This is a "best guess" map based on our last visit here... the details are cloudy due to the heavy volume of beer and fun!

Please join us for a healthy run, Christmas Carol practice with Godfather, and of course, a healthy sampling of the nectar of the gods.

Mr. Whippy.

26th November - Run 1391 I think

Run 1391 - 26 Nov: Snake, Fang, Snakebite & Venom have kindly offered to host next week's run from Vaitele. Check out Charlie Westerlund's Water Factory directly opposite the entrance to Maota o Samoa, up past Yazaki.

Snake and the Snakepit have offered to supply the nectar in the green bottles and some kaikai. Do the right thing and let Snake or Fang know 7770045 if you will be at the run. Otherwise help by bringing something to throw on the bbq.

Run 1392 - 3rd Dec: Mark Birwistle, owner of Berties B&B at Vaitele Fou has offered to host the intrepid lot and to help him celebrate his coming of age. Berties will provide a keg of the golden stuff and all the hashers to bring the meats and salad. Try to coordinate this with Florence Nightingale and SassyBJ so you dont all turn up with empty hands...LOL

Run 1393 - 10th Dec: AHHH XMAS RUN: Venue will behind Hotel Millenia in the wide open park, no nookies in the dark thank you!!! AHHH will provide the meats and all hashers to provide salads and nibbles. Make an offer what you can supply and dont be shy!!!

Everyone is expected as is traditional to come dressed in Christmassy decor.

This year we have a "brown Santa Claus"- scary mother!!!

So dont hold back, get in touch and let us know if you will be here for the Xmas run and for goodness sake learn the words of the carols !!!!

onon

20th November 2007 Run

Last night's run saw a small turnout, thanks to Lezzie for coming to the rescue again with the venue - however, it was a great town trot with "live hares" who alternated during the run. This was followed by a very relaxing and peaceful??? evening enjoying Fang's delicious spaghetti bolognese topped with a "ripe" splash of parmesan cheese...ummm umm gooood!!! and for main course lol, were bbq'd bottom fish. Most of us enjoyed Godfather's chilled nuts :-)) The last two runs have been easy on the nectar and high on healthy food. This has to be good for us!!!

Maybe we should do away with the keg and limit the beers to 2 stubbies each. YEAH YEAH YEAH... I can hear the groaning in the background. Just kidding.

Check next posting for upcoming Runs.

19th November 2007 Run

Talofa All

due to the poor response from all you slack buggers, we were about to cancel the run. However, due to late enquiries we're now going to run the Hash today from Lezzie's home again - this time strictly run only and everyone to buy their own drinks and food if they wish. Hotel Millenia makes beautiful curries and the Caesar Salad is to die for. All very reasonably priced and the servings are large.

We need a host for the following week's run.

3rd December Hash - Mark Birtwistle of Berties B&B at Vaitele has offered to host the hashers and to help celebrate his coming of age.

10th December - AHHH Christmas Hash - Lezzie has offered his field again for the run so pull your fingers out and advise if you will be here or not. Its not fair to expect Mismanagement to organise things if no-ones is going to be there.

AHHH XMAS HASH

The Festive Season is upon us again and many will depart our shores for better shopping overseas and to visit with loved ones on the other continents and islands. At last week's hash it was agreed that the 10th DECEMBER 2007 be our XMAS HASH.

More details will be forthcoming once the Mismanagement team has powowed, blah blah blah etc., KEEP THE DATE FREE!!!

Mismanagement is also open to any corrupt suggestions to make this day an enjoyable one!!!!

LEZZIE IN THE RING

Ok folks, this is not a joke nor a folk song....Lezzie will be in the boxing ring tomorrow, Saturday 17th November 2007 at 1200hrs - Chinese Hall Boxing Ring. SOTB tells me that Lezzie is a Golden Boxing Glove babe. Wow, after all this time most of us didnt know Lezzie had other sporty talents.

GO LEZZIE - GIVE THE OTHER GUY SOMETHING TO REMEMBER AND REGRET!!!! EVEN BETTER IS THE SOUND OF THAT WINNING PRIZE-20K??

19 November Hash HOST???

Talofa all, we're still looking for a venue for this coming Monday Hash. BYO BBQ if people want to eat!!! Pls give an indication if you are attending so we can arrange the drinks accordingly. Last week we had a wonderful little gathering at Lezzie's Home behind the Hotel Millenia. This was one of the best cooked BBQ ever - but then i guess that's because there was a professional chef doing the cooking. No offense SOTB, Kiwi and ACDC, thank goodness there were no "well burnt" offerings ....LOL

Drop us a line if you can host the venue pls

12 November Run

Talofa All

Lezzie has kindly offered to host today's run from his home behind Hotel Millenia. Due to the very poor numbers weve been experiencing lately, we will forgo the keg and go with the green bottles. It would also help Lezzie very much if we had an indication of who will be there so he doesn't cook up a storm. Pls comment or call Lezzie on 757 0477.

We also need a host for the following week. Can be just the venue and BYO kaikai.

Onon

Sassy

Hash Run - 5th November 2007

Hi Hashers

Hash run tonite will be from Lezzie's Samoan Fale behind the Hotel Millenia. Please note that the Melbourne Cup will be hosted at the Tiafau Fale so we will be only a stone throw away.

Normal time

BYO BBQ and SAT15.00 hash cash.

OnOn

Run on Monday 29th October and Hash Bash on 27th

Hashers malo lava

Pls don't forget that we are having a bash this Saturday, ring me @ 7530161 or 7773237 for more information.

Hash run on Monday 29th will be hosted by Henk and Krista's resident. Ok! be ready to imagine the map, Take the cross island road from the John Williams Building in town. Drive up until you get to Vaoala village, look for the Bank Street on the right then turn in. Keep going to the back until you reach the last turn on the left. Take this left turn NOW the house (white) is the first one on the right. If you are still confused ring me @ 30160, 7530161 or 7773237.

Run starts at normal time - remember Hash Cash is SAT15.00 per head except for the kids.

Have a good week and see you all Saturday otherwise Monday at Hash

OnOn
Florencenightingale

Hash Run on Monday 22nd October 2007

Talofa Hashers

Our run on Monday 22nd October will be hosted by the Snake, Fang, Snake pit, Venom and Nessie.

CONFIRMED VENUE: Charlie's Bakery @ Vaitele. Opposite the Breweries there is a shop with the ANZ Vaitele Branch on the side, the turn in to the venue is just after the shop on the right. If this is still confusing huh.. then call Snake or Fang at 7770045.

BYO for the BBQ.

The keg will be ordered as usual.

The author of this post would also like to remind the hashers that our HASH CASH is $15.00 per person EXCEPTIONS are the kids and the LIFE MEMBERS. This goes to the beer and the t-shirts, whether it is BYO or Host putting on the Feed. It only changes when the run is from a bar whereby we can buy our own beer.

Please feel free to host a run with food to be BYO.

See you all on Monday

Manuia le aso

Accommodation in Samoa - Mt. Vaea

Hi all

check this link out. For the visiting hashers who might like something new, spacious, totally corporate without paying your hash legs for it.... Tatiana Motel - Mt Vaea, just past Apaula Restaurant. This is my pick for the month....if i could afford it, i would check myself in for a year....lol
Rates: SAT199/single or SAT299/double. All fully aircon, complete kitchenette, dining area, spacious balconies with stunning views of Apia Township and only a few minutes drive to Apia CBD etc., check out link for more info and pics.

http://www.samoa-hotels.ws/TatianaMotel-Mt-Vaea/accm_photo_gallery

onon

Host for Next Monday's Run 23 October 2007

We're still looking for a host for next monday's run. If you can provide the venue then contact moir or Flo on 7530161. We can have a BYO BBQ for those hashers who want to feed themselves otherwise we will just sing, dance and drink the keg of Vailima. Dont be shy to host. It is neither painful nor costly. Hashers pay SAT15/adult and you can drriiinnkkk all the vailima you can, well until the keg is afloat.

onon

Start the week with a Laugh

Mahalo all,

this was sent by a wonderful, wild, hot woman for all seasons, Mrs. M, an old darling friend and after a bloody good laugh, i thought I'd share it with those intelligent hashers with a reasonable IQ! LOL.

Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'
5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??'
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.'
10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'
11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.

White Sunday Hash

Hi all

White Sunday Hash this year will be run from Maninoa, in between Coconuts Beach Club & Spa and Sinalei Reef Resort & Spa. Ask for Posala's place which is just next door to Coconuts. Two storey house. BYO DRINKIES AND KAIKAI.

Run will start at 1300hrs. Bring swimmers and plenty of sunscreen.

ONON

Run on Monday 8th October

Mahalo Hashers,

Run on Monday 8th Oct will be hosted by the Ray Charles, ACDC and their little community at Vaivase Uta.

For the new hashers, the map will be up soon otherwise if you come from town, take the cross island road, 2nd turn to the left which goes to the Lelata Bridge, pass the bridge then take the uphill on the right that goes to Magiagi and Samoa College. You are still on the main road. Go pass Samoa College and Samoa College Hostel then turn right between the hostel and the EFKS Vaivase tai church. Take that main road up to Vaivase uta, pass the Vaivase uta EFKS church and the EPC Compound - start looking for the papers now on your left, the hosts' houses are on the left and in a fenced compound.. thanks SOTB.. check for papers now. Here's the map anyway.

Good luck and OnOn

Hash Runs for Mondays 01st, 08th and 15th October

Mahalo Hashers,

In this blog, make sure you mark them on your calendar to avoid hassling the SHA staff.. hahaha.. kidding.

01st October 2007 - Lewinsky and POD's place at Taumesina.

08th October 2007 - Ray Charles and ACDC will be hosting this run up at their place at Vaivase Uta.

15th October - The Snakes will be the hosts and venue tba

The maps will be up soon

OnOn

Hash Run 24th September 2007

SUPPPPPPP Hashers..

The run tonite will be at ON THE ROCKS, usual time

OnOn
Flo

Hash Run - Monday 17th September

Hi all

Our hash run today 17th September will be hosted by Poison Ivy and he other 2 or 3 co-hosts, still unknown at this stage. Her house is right next door to DB Taxi Stand and almost opposite the Samoa Polytechnic Gate (next to Samoa College).

Run starts at normal time - 5.30pm

OnOn

Hash Map for Monday, 10 SEP 2007

Please join us for Tramp's "official" Farewell Hash, and Godfather's last Hash before his extended trip abroad.

Today's Hash is at the Panama Hat Restaurant. See the attached map. Remember to look out for the Panama Hat signs.

And please, this is a BYO Hash, meaning: Bring Your Own food. 'Just grab some meat for the grill and bring a side or two to share if you like.

Mr. Whippy.

Hash Run - Monday 10th September 2007

Hi friends,
I would like to propose to have the hash on Monday, starting from Panama Hat bar/restaurant at Siusega! I talked to Steve and he is happy to make part of the garden available for us to set up the keg and have the b-b-q.

It would be one of my last runs before taking off for Rome and the last run for Godfather before he and Godmother take off for an extended trip to Europe. I would like to suggest to announce it as a BYO but I would put some money up to get some fresh fish (sashimi and b-b-q) -- if Chris has some available. Lets say for Tala 100. Please confirm and announce on blog. If it is acceptant, Mr Whippy, please kindly arrange for drinks to be delivered to the Panama Hat in time. Should be set up under the tree straight ahead from the entrance drive way.

ONE THING: NO ONE INTO THE POOL!!!!!

Onon,
Tramp

PS: could someone ask Kiwi, whether he could set the run, pls. Alternatively, I would volunteer to do it as a "life run" -- assuming that someone is calming down the strong running Russian from the Tokelau boat

Hash Run for Monday the 3rd September

Our hash run for the 2nd week of SPG which is the 3rd September will be from the Snake pit.

Just a reminder, our hash cash is SAT15.00 per person for drinks/food and T-Shirt

Will see you all there

On a different note, congratulations to Baracuda for getting a Bronze medal yesterday at Archery.

And again to all of us who are supporting these two weeks in every way.. volunteering, official and supporters. MALO LAVA

See you all on Monday at the Snake pit, 5.30pm


, the 2nd week of the games.

OnOn
Flo

Hash Runs for the 27th August & 03rd September.

Talofa and Apia Hash House Harriers and all those who have the intension of joining the AHHH for a good run in the busy two weeks of SPG.

If you are a taker of the above dates; ring us at 30160 otherwise On the Rocks have confirmed that we can host the next two weeks' runs from there.

For your information our run on the 27th August will be a full moon run but we will not run in the moon light. We will have a party instead. The run will start at normal time which is 5.30pm.

BYO for drinks and food, hash cash will also collect $5.00 for the T-Shirts.

If you are a hasher and has not been to AHHH before; have no idea where On the Rocks is, it is one of our best Cocktail bars in town, next door to Italiano Pizzerria on the left and Crabbers on the right.

So be there on time, Normal starting time for the run is at 5.30pm may subject to change.

Good Luck for all the SPG Competitors and those will be working with the Big V.

OnOn
Flo

Hash Run on Monday 20th August

Talofa again Hashers

Just to let you know that our Hash Run on Monday 20th August will be hosted by ACDC, Poison Ivy and one of our returned hash man, I won't mention his name so be there to welcome back the good fellow.

Venue will be at ACDC at Vaivase uta; refer map for direction.

The hosts and the hostess will provide the salad and bread and the rest of the us should bring our own meat for the barbie, and your usual $15.00 for our hash t-shirts and keg of course.


Cheers and Onon

HASH BASH on Friday 17th August 2007

Announcement! Announcement! Announcement!

The med students are putting on a party for all the hashers on Friday 17th August at On the Rocks from 7.00pm onwards.

Be there in style


OnOn

Hash Run on the 6th August

Talofa lava Hashers

Our hash run today 6/8/07 will be hosted by Delicious and Desirable at their resident at Lotopa behind Adria's Cake Shop

Run will start at 5.30pm sharp

OnOn

(Late note by the Brewmaster... Hey you newbies, be sure to join us today; attached is a map. Some of our very best hashes have happened right here with Karaoke, Eveready, Delicious, and Desirable. Join us for another great run here in Samoa. The keg is ordered, and yes, the beer is cold.)

Paradise Found in SAMOA.

Hey AHHH,
Johnny Walker and I, thought you guys might like to know that Samoa made it to the front page of the Travel section of last week's Saturday The Age (Melbourne newspaper). Click here for the full article. In fact, I would like to make a proxy nomination to Godfather for his mention in the article, or should Sassy take it for the article drumming up tourism and filling rooms.

JW and I are great...as can be in Melbourne at the moment with the cold weather. I am planning on posting my Samoa photos somewhere on the web this month, so what this space. Good luck to everyone involved in SPG from both of us. I am not sure how much coverage they will get here, so we will be watching websites.

OnOn

PS - Has anyone seen my shoes? I am not sure if I brought them back with me. Hahahaha

Hash Map for Monday, 30 JUL 2007

Here's a map for you newbies. Our last Hash here was a blast. Don't miss out on this one... Mr. Whippy.

Hash Run # 1372 - 30th July 2007

Our run on Monday the 30th July will be hosted by Sky Tower, Daniel and Heini at Apaula Heights.

OnOn
Flo

ps. the map will be up shortly

Hash Run # 1371 - Monday 23 July 2007

Our hash run on Monday 23rd July will be hosted by Rhyder and Mats from their house at Vaivase uta - EPC Compound.

If you have not been there before, ring Rhyder 758 0985

See u all on Monday

OnOn
Flo

Hash Run 1370, Monday 16th July 2007 - House # 3 Taumesina

Hello hashers and all

Monday 16th July Run will be hosted by Graft and Madam Flash from their new home at Taumesina, this will be at House #3.

The map will be up soon for those who needs direction otherwise contact 30160 for a ear bash. lol...

Cheers & OnOn

Hash Run 1369 - Monday 9th July 2007

Talofa lava Hashers and everyone else

Our hash run on Monday 9th July 2007 will be hosted by Shafter and Flo

The run will be from Vaitele Springwater Headquarters at Vaitele, the map will be posted shortly.

If you are not sure, call 7526127 or 7770127 for direction

OnOn
Flo

Note: This map is a "best guess", be sure to call the Brewmaster, Mr. Whippy @ 777-7707 to make any needed corrections.

Hash Map for Monday, 2 JUL 2007

Here's a map for those Hashers who haven't been to a Tramp and WiB Hash, and for those Hashers like me who just have a poor memory. Do make an effort to attend this Hash. It's their farewell with (2) kegs, catered food, and a great run set by Tramp himself.

Don't miss out on this one,

Mr. Whippy.

Tramp & Woman in Black (WIB) Farewell Run 2nd July

Dear Hashers
Thanks to ACDC and his team for last week's Birthday Run. It was very romantic with all the candles and incense on the lawn. Malo lava ACDC!!!

Next Monday, 2nd July's run will the Farewell Run for Tramp & WIB from their home at Vaoala, Vailima. For catering purposes, could you pls drop us a line to indicate your participation on either Heiko.Bammann@fao.org or nsass@samoa-hotels.ws
Tramp has also asked that everyone be at their place by 5.15pm for an early start.

Good luck to any of the hashers who will be running tomorrow in the Marathon. All the best!!

Onon

Hash Run on Monday 25th June

ACDC & FBI are the co-hosts for our run tonite (25th June 07), this will be at ACDC's place at Vaivase Uta - Almost opposite Kiwi's place - for those you who were at Agent Orange's run, ACDC's house is right next door to that house in the same compound.
OnOn
Flo

Hash Map for Monday, 18 JUN 2007

Ah.. finally. Like yourself, I was wondering where Pavarotti's was as well. Thankfully, Kareoke spent time with me at lunch to draw-up this map. Enjoy the Hash, Mr. Whippy.

HASH Run on 18th & 25th June 07

Talofa Hashers

Thought to advise the venues for the next two weeks a bit early for a change, to avoid hassling the SHA office on Monday afternoons

Hash Run on the 18th June will be hosted by Pavarotti, Lambada and Chiquita, this will be their farewell to the Apia Hash Family.

ACDC & FBI will be hosting the run on the 25th June, this will be from ACDC's place at Vaivase-uta.

Mr Whippy will post a map for directions

Have a good week

OnOn

Hash Monday 11th June

Hi All,

Flash Gordon here!! Subbing in for Sassygirl who is to busy drinking Mai Tais and Margaritas at a certain establishment located somewhere near Faleolo airport.... Hash, I am told, will be at Headquarters 1 (OTR - for you unenlightened few thats "On The Rocks"). It's BYO so everyone bring something with you...as long as it hasnt been sitting in your fridge for too long..

At any rate, will see yall tonite - ONON!

" If it's too loud, you're too old!"

Hash Run on Monday 4th June

Talofa Hares and Mares, friends and relatives

Our hash run tonite will be from the Tiafau Fale at Sogi, usual time

Manuia le aso &
OnOn

Hash Map for Monday, 28 MAY 2007

Don't let the rain scare you. Some of our very best Hashes take place on days just like this. Throw the extra t-shirt in the car and come join us for a little exercise, good company, cold drinks, and some goodies on the BBQ.

The Brewmaster, Mr. Whippy.

Hash Run # 1363 @ Vailima hosted by Eddie, Soo & Ray Charles

Talofa Hashers

Hash Run tonite will be from Lezzie's house at Vailima as per Sassy's direction from last week. If you were not listening. Drive past the Curry House (X-rated & Under-rated) first turn on the right (next to that newly built hotel) drive down, look for paper and Good Luck!

See you all there tonite

OnOn

Hash Map for Monday, 21 MAY 2007

I know, this map is not necessary for most, unless you've been living under a rock! But we wanted to make sure our new Hashers can find us... and join us for a great run, some goodies, and of course, some ice cold BEER.

See you tonight, your Delinquent Brewmaster, Mr. Whippy.

21st May Run

Mahalo hashers
This Monday's trot will be run from SOTB and Flash Gordon's pad opposite Eveready and Kareoke's residence at Lotopa.
Run will be hosted by SassygirlBJ. Parking is at Kareoke & Eveready's yard.

See you all then.
ON ON

SassygirlBlowjob!!!

Mother's Day Holiday run

Malo Hashers,

Hope you are all having a Great Mother's Day, have plenty of food and heaps of presents for the mothers.
Our Mother's day Holiday run will be at the HQ # 1, for those of you who have no idea be at On the Rocks at 4.00 in the afternoon, we will decide who sets the run then.
BYO food and drinks since there's no host. It is also Oink oink's last run.

See you at OTR then

OnOn

Hash Map for Monday, 7 MAY 2007

Wow, is everyone ready for another great Hash? Well, throw-on your sneakers and come join us for a healthy run, ice cold drinks, and good fun.

As per Sassy's note (please read below), this week's Hash will be hosted by Lewinski & the Princess of Darkness at Taumesina.

May 7th Run - Lewinsky & POD - Taumesina

Talofa all meres and hares

Next Week's Run will be hosted by Lewinsky and POD from their digs at Taumesina. Pls indicate if you will joining us this run to ensure enough catering is arranged both solid and liquid wise.... so pull out those collective fingers and comment via the blog.

Last week's run hosted by Selena, Tony Blair, Salsa and Cocaine was again a big success especially afterwards, in the swimming pool. Plenty of downdowns were dished out for some very disserving misdemeanours which occurred during the run and earlier in the week where-ever the hashers hang out. At least this time, everyone had some bloody common sense and left before the cops visitation.

Tony Blair and Selena were rightfully punished for not setting the run and were instead waiting for poor Kiwi to do so. This would have worked if someone had informed Kiwi. Eventually Kiwi and SassygirlBJ set the run partially by chariot and were also penalised for this disservice ....heh!! What an ungrateful bunch!!

Graft got so many downdowns, the scribe lost track. Lezzie as usual never fails to stuff up his nominations, ending up doing the penalties instead. SassygirlBJ was caught out for strutting in the buff on the night of Tony Blair's half century celebration... other hashers also left quite a few of their belongings in the pool including a very expensive phone, earrings and goodness knows what else....scary!!!

Oink, doing what he does best, dug his way from underneath the golf course fence followed by some of the meres who were trying to shortcut home, and ACDC was punished for polluting the pristine environment-when will he ever learn.

Poor Ryder tried to get out of drinking from her brand spanking news boots...no such luck! Lezzie offered to drink the dregs but was graciously refused.

Newcomers to hash, Lorens? and Stefan were duly punished for being dishonest and not owing up as new boots. Subsequently another hashman backed his chariot into their dc wheels and took off without letting the poor new hashers know...tsk tsk.... this deserves a double down-down next week.

When the scribe has sobered up and remembers some more of the nights proceedings, they will be duly posted.

This has got to rate again as one of the top hash runs. Malo Selena, Tony Blair, Spicy hot "Salsa" and the dynamic "Cocaine", guaranteed to make you high... judging by the way some of the hares, both old and young were salivating...heh heh heh!!! Pls drop off images if you have some gems that could be used for blackmailing purposes to moir for the site.

onon folks - Tight Lines, Skirts and all to those hashers who are competing in the upcoming Samoa International Game Fishing Tournament next Week.

ONON

Hash Map for Mon 30 APR 2007

Today's Hash will be at Tony Blair's & Selena's home in Ululoloa next to Craig's Construction Compound (see map). Be sure to drop by and join us for a fun Hash!

Hash Map for Monday, 12 APR 2007

As per the previous post, today's Hash will be hosted by Poison Ivy in Vaivase-tai.

Please make an effort to attend and enjoy the great runs we have in this area.

We're looking forward to seeing you. And yes, the keg is ordered, and the beer is cold.

The Brewmaster, Mr. Whippy.

Prick of the Month!

Next Week's Run 23rd April 2007

Talofa All crazy meres and even crazier hash-men

Heard that last night's hash at the Samoa Tourism Fale was well attended and enjoyed by all, more so, by the cumming of Madam Flash who apparently lived up to her name when the troops retired/took over "On the Rocks". Malo everyone. Son of the Bitch rang up home to whine about the keg running out very early in the proceedings. Two options come to mind, either the keg wasn't full or the hashers drank too much too quickly...both have the same outcome. I hear thru the grapevine that Tony Blair kept a very close eye on his & Selena's daughters ensuring that they were out of reach of some of the hash-men.

Poison Ivy, Talei and their Russian Friend will host next week's run from Vaivase-tai opposite the Polytech and Samoa College boundary. See u all there then.

onon

Hash Run on 16th April 2007

Hash Run tonite - 16th April 2007 will be at the Samoa Tourism Authority Fale, usual time - BYO BBQ
See you then
OnOn
Flo

Hash Run on Easter Monday 9th April 2007

Hash will be from the Tiafau Fale on Monday 9th at 4.00pm, this will be a BYO - food and drinks - $5.00 for t-shirts for adults and FOC for the kids.

See you all on Monday

On another note, please contact Flo if you want to play for the AHHH team on Saturday 14th for the SCOPA Netball Funday.

OnOn